These are all the reasons I can think up of as to why Judo fucking sucks:
1. There's no strikes in Judo at all and you aren't typically trained to deal with striking opponents. What the fuck do you do when someone starts kicking and punching you? t. every Judo-fag like myself 2. It has been turned into a castrated sport. You grab someone by the pant leg or do a bunch of other bullshit, you get disqualified. When I started doing Judo you could still do all of this. Now you can't… and in fact there is very little left you can do. When it comes to fighting while standing up, most sparring matches just are two guys clinging to each other and unable to actually throw each other, because it's so easy to defend against any throw and practically impossible to actually use the throws. 3. Judo gis. Most Judo throws only work if you're opponent is wearing a gi. What the fuck do you do against an opponent when their clothing just rips in your hand or they have nothing but a shirt on or what have you? A real martial art ought to have you wearing more normal clothing that is harder to grasp. The fucking gis are made to be really easy to grasp. 4. Timing & finesse. Any kind of fighting while standing in Judo is all about timing… and timing is not something you can actually learn. I have done Judo forever, and I do not get better, because I have major insomnia and mental issues that slow me down. Once in a rare while when I get proper sleep though, I'm suddenly able to actually fight properly while standing up. In real life situations, you don't get to be properly rested, and things don't happen when you're ready for them. A real fight can happen right after you've been working hard all day or just after you're coming home from the gym, or it can happen suddenly when you're rudely woken up, etc. What the fuck good then is a martial art where timing and finesse is so important going to be for you, against any attacker who no doubt has the edge on you there? 5. Bodyweight. Whoever has more bodyweight and can get their center of mass belows yours wins. I get beat up by fat, short people. I am a tall, very lean guy. Skill barely matters, being a strong fat dwarf makes you invincible in martial arts.
The only thing Judo is actually good for is fighting on the ground. I myself am exceptional at fighting on the ground. Unfortunately in a real fight, that is a situation you never want to end up in to begin with. I also have an insanely strong neck with abnormally deep veins and really strong arms, so that chokes and armlocks are effectively useless on me, with the exception of a few Olympians that have been able to just sort of crush me until I tap simply because I'm worried I might discover the point at which my bones cave in or snap and not because I'm choking out. I don't even have to resist people choking me, I can let white belts and black belts and everything in-between try and choke me, and even though it works on anyone else, it won't work on me because of my genetic gift.
Anyways after over a decade of Judo I have become so discouraged I've just given up going back to the Dojo (haven't been back for months) and now just think about ways to overcome these disadvantages and to become better both at fighting and at this silly useless sport. I feel like just having a clear mind and lots of rest is my top priority, and so far I have not obtained that, but I continue to work on that and then I know I will stand a chance at sparring while standing.
…but god damn the FFL makes me feel embarrassed. I really need to learn some martial art that has strikes and kicks in it, and also ones with weapons, so I have a better rounded knowledge.
Then there's also the fact that anyone who can enter a battle-trance can easily defeat all their opponents without knowing fuck all about anything, without having to think at all, because their subconscious takes control and does everything just perfect for them. *sigh*
if you think you're going to be wrestling on the ground in a real fight you're mistaken.
Nathan Hill
I know. Problem is when I was like 10 I didn't know that. Well, maybe I knew that, but I'm tired of being an adult with 10 years of Judo experience and getting beaten up easily by anyone.
Nathaniel Butler
(by anyone provided they have more bodyweight and at least a little fight knowledge, of course)
Christopher Sanchez
Why even live, faggots? I've been taught sistiema by my dad (who was in the army (eastern eurofag here, not russian)) during communism and was taught it mandatorily, I've trained it ever since my father deemed me ready (a.k.a. strong enough) to train it, it saved my life a shit ton of times already. You are basically unkickable and unpunchable if you know the basics and become a killing machine if you get to know a couple of punches.
Jaxon Gutierrez
get a load of this badass
John Lee
It is better to actually be able to do something, no matter your weight/height, than getting your ass kicked because you think you can do shit, right? Fucking look some 'sistema' on youtube you faggot. Check this shit out.
Logan Anderson
I just know a little about that and that claw grab is fine and always work.
Just military right now is focused on atemis but in a shit tier level. Fighting is an dying art, no one punch one death anymore, no more vital points touched, no veins grabbed, no bites or eyes destroyed, this is why a wild animal can kill a trained human in the same weight.
Justin Thompson
If you want to play a striking sport in which being tall is an advantage, take up Taekwondo: 1. Your long legs will earn you tons of points, even if your form sucks. 2. You will mostly be competing with 14-years-of-age or younger, as that's all who plays TKD.
If you want to give up on sports altogether, then buy a gun.
Blake Allen
Nigger sistiema is all about punching someone's throat, temple, ears, joints, plexi (plural for plexus you retards).
Samuel Sanchez
read, exercise and practice user that's all you need.
I never said systema wasn't useful
John Phillips
Read again bratan, sistiema was born in the military.
Cooper Hall
Get into HEMA. The manuals basically teach you how to kill.
Thomas Bennett
OP here. Where do I learn this shit? It sounds like what I'm looking for.
Dylan Williams
Welp, I stopped reading at the exact point.
Wyatt Peterson
tbh I am very familiar with everything concerning assassination and torture
I also know how to make a gun but can't figure out an effective way to produce ammunition. I want to buy ammo but I can't. I need to get properly licensed so I can buy guns and ammunition. Yet I can't because of having spent time in a psych ward before for having tried to an hero.
Ayden Williams
Looks like it requires a friend to practice with.
Will this work ok with a tulpa that (for the time being) has no bodyweight at all?
Ryder Wilson
Buy ammo off a friend.
Bentley Scott
Please move to Ontario, Canada and become my friend.
Andrew Rodriguez
Sorry my friend, but I'm not moving to some country that isn't America. Also, you could just cast your own bullets.
Isaac Smith
...
Jaxson Reed
i like judo
Lincoln Baker
Jocko is a fuckin mad cunt and you should all listen to his podcast for inspiration in not being a pussy
Joseph Ramirez
Just learn wrestling.
Dominic Adams
Very good worded my friend man.
Ethan Williams
How? I haven't found any truly good manuals for this. The best I can find is cut a ton of match-heads off and stuff it into a barely properly formed shell and hope you don't blow yourself up when firing your homemade machinist gun with your shitty matchstick bullets
Leo Thompson
judo? isn't that what bagels are made of?
Camden Brooks
should have gone with muay thai
Logan Phillips
If you don't live in a cucked country the first thing you want to do is buy a gun and take courses on how to use it in defensive situations. This will help you more than martial arts ever will.
Next you want to learn a martial arts that actually focuses on defense in real situations. Judo is just a sport, however I wouldn't say it's a waste because it teaches you plenty of good holds and throws, most fights IRL get into grappling distance.
And lastly you want to stay in physical shape because that's is really important in a fight, if you become exhausted you will die.
If you just want to beat people up to increase your ego do MMA
Melt metal > pour metal onto something that resembles a sphere Guns are just tubes with pieces of metal inside it.
Jonathan Hall
watch videos on live leak of people getting shot and stabbed to death, that puts you in the right frame of mind to learn to defend yourself
Anthony Martin
there's no shame in that unless you're pretty tough and pretty well trained user. i do mountains and one year in corsica, struggling up a steep incline with my camping gear, three legionnaires overtook me on the trail. the first guy was carrying full kit and a milan missile. the second had full kit and the launcher. the third was an officer, who was smoking a cigarette.
Come on man, that's not really enough to get me going, and I don't have any example bullets to look at. How do we create the charge, what metal do I use, how do I make an entire-clip, etc.? There's a lot I'm going to have to figure out to make some bullets that aren't going to have a 10% chance of killing me also each time I fire or that aren't going to be as inaccurate and shitty as a 18th century rifle.
Grayson Gutierrez
I've seen tons of gore. My problem is that I am unable to sleep, unable to relax, and generally a paranoid and isolated and emotionally run-down mess. I need to get a better blanket for this cold (I don't have heating) and I need to get over my stress issues. I'm going to have to keep working on waifuism so I don't feel so alone every night.
Isaiah Cook
I can't call myself a real man until I meet and exceed the FFL requirements. This wasn't just any FFL either, this was a paratrooper commando that was the best in his squad, but he's so old and smokes yet he still kicks ass.
Colton Miller
Use logic.
Asher Russell
Study HEMA.
Alexander Turner
Nothing can be moved, since to be moved it must be taken out of the place in which it is and put into the place where it is not, which is impossible because all things must always be in the places where they are.
