Miraculous ladybug

The fuck? I thought they were the same age. She LOOKS like a teen. French people are retarded

Oh boy this is how it starts

At most she might be 12 or close to 13. Cat noir is 16 though.

That's stupid
Why not make her sixteen
French are incompetent

Have you heard the uncut totally spies theme song?

THE VERY FIRST FUCKLING LINE

Are French cartoons more subtle with their lewdness than Japanese anime?

I am aroused!

That's kinda hot

Ah, this is such a great song, with it's deep lyrics and intricate references to the well-known classic novel "Romeo and Sugar-Coated Doll"

So, we finally got that 1 hour origin story special for ladybug and chat noir. Also, the reveal of other miraculous users like Mr. Miyagi and Hawk Moth. Would have probably preferred if they actually made it the first episode but I guess you wouldn't feel the sense of satisfaction as you look back at the previous episodes and connect it to this one and how it all happened before this origin story episode.

You would think there would be more people bullying or the people who get turned into villains for a day might have problems even after being cured of the akuma. Some could be explained away as they weren't seen being turned into that but others wouldn't be so hard to figure out the person they were spawned from. Since that ladybug power wipes everything to how it used to be, does it do it for memory as well?

Not a totally equivalent comparison, but it's how a person who was found not guilty of murder, still gets harassed by the public once they get out. Since akuma goes into people who have weakness in their heart, I would think public knowledge that someone turned by akuma would be bad for the characters if that information got out. I don't expect a black list leak episode to happen but I find it hard to believe that everyone is okay with this happening and they get off scot-free from the actions of their transformed self. Technically not their fault but you'd likely avoid them for a while before you get back to normal interactions.

Is the best thing about the show is the porn?

Is that a crotch lump?

It's whatever you want it to be.

I think this show is good but at the same time it's lacking
I've watched 6 episodes so far and and I think is doing good, but not enough to fully grab my attention and autism

I dunno, maybe if Marienette had her own equivalent of the Sinister Six or Shadowmoon I would watch it more often

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How soon until Steven is a canon bisexual?

I liked it better when it was called Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja.

An actual rival would be nice, and not just someone who gets in the way of the shipping fuel, but an actual Nemesis for Mariette, one that tries to fuck with her life constantly

Yeah, a Shadowmoon equivalent would be nice

LMAO! 2CAT!!1

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What's ladybug actual cup size in the show?

Umm… looks like a B, almost a C cup.

Can someone explain to me why Fangirls like to portray cat noir as a shy awkward virgin? If anything it's the other way around. He was probably sexually active before be became a superhero.

Same thing with Outlander. Funny because feminists cry slut shaming yet demonized girls who are virgins. Yet in most smut romance novels the husbando are virgins.

I guess women like to have fantasies where the guy is sensitive so they feel like they're in control?

Bullshit. I'm almost 27…. Being sensitive haven't gotten me shit

look I don't know man I was throwing shit against the wall.

Nothing wrong with being a virgin bro. You are STD free and you won't be falsely accuse of rape.

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Lewd!

So I think I want to get into this. How many episodes are out so far? Should I watch it in English or French subbed? Bear in mind that I'm a translation purist. I don't like what people call "localization," so if they changed much at all I'd probably like to get it in subbed form.

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27 episodes, it's mostly monster-of-the-week

Hurricanger ?

Why does this show hurt my eyes?

watched every episode literally every episode is random monster conflict fixed by the end etc teases between cat and bug.

only till the final two episodes do you actually get some deep story for the world.

and supposedly second season may build upon it being a world then just random monsters but meh

Because you're homosexual

Well, fuck, given that it's CGI, I can kinda see a MOTW show with hotter girls and more plot development by watching Super Sentai.

what does marinette farts smell and sound like?

SUBBED EPISODES WITH AUDIO IN FRENCH OR JAPANESE FUCKING WHERE?!

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you are officialy given title "user the pure". Wear it with pride

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pff plebian

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