MCU and "Strong Female Characters"

Out of all the shit that Marvel has done in the MCU, Jessica Jones and Agents of SHIELD are the worst.

Seriously who's bright idea was it to cast the dumb talentless cunt from Apartment 23 as Jessica Jones? She's super skinny, has a neck like a goddamn giraffe and sucks at playing a legit character with real depth.

As for Agents of SHIELD, that show should have just be called "Skye is so awesome at everything", because she hogs up the spotlight and is a giant Mary Sue.

I'm so sick of the MCU and their pathetic strok woyman characters.

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Jessica Jones was fine. Frustrating, but fine. Sky is a rebellious HACKTAVIST, SHIELD AGENT, INHUMAN who don't need no man! The only really good thing with her was when she begged Hive to take her back, and then got pissed of when he couldn't. Besides that she is pretty much a legitimate Mary Sue (which is thrown around for no reason often, but fits her much better than most examples).

But Jessica Jones is a fucking mess of a drunk. If you want to do the "sronk woymen" angle, she's a horrible example, and the rest of us would rather discuss a character as a character, not with all your identity politics bullshit. Both would be just as good or bad as they are if they were men doing the same shit.

It didn't stop Jessica from acting like a goddamn victim and screaming rape at Purple Man even though he never raped her while she was hypnotized.

WOW YOUR POST IS LIKE UGH SO PROBLEMATIC CAN YOU PLEASE STOP RAPING ME?

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user, we already have a nice, long, cancer-filled thread about "stronk wymyn"

How autistic is this thread? Just previewing it is giving me chills with all the autism the thread contains.

Didn't that thread die a horrible much deserved death? Why is the OP of that thread still keeping it alive?

He literally remakes the thread as soon as it falls off and it always has the same title, opening post, and usually some picture that relates to Korra. Personally I think it's just a roundabout way of making a slave Korra thread but the OP is too much of a pussy to just say so.

Even if what happened wasn't technically rape (which it was), what happened was still a violation of her body, and she definitely was victimized.

Did you just skip the episode where they talk about how he raped her repeatedly? Or do you emphasis too much with the Purple Man? I know the comic is probably different, but they directly talk about him fucking her while she was under his control in the show.

Dude I don't know what your beef with Jessica Jones is. She's flawed but it's presented as a bad thing. She's never held up as a role model because she isn't. She is a colossal fuck up and the show acknowldges it. If there was any big gripe I would have against the show it would be the final episodes where Purple man escapes for bullshit reasons and Jessica and her buddies just fuck around.
Skye on the other hand I can get why you don't like her. In season 1 she is insufferable. I think she improves a little bit in the later seasons but they try so much weird shit with her like the whole Inhuman thing that I don't like. Then again I can say that about the show itself where they fuck around with a bunch of different ideas.

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jessica jones is the least likable character in her show, which is criminal regardless of whether or not it's capeshit. i unfortunately never read the alias comic, i should probably get around to it, but i was under the impression that jones starts out as a happy go lucky "i'm a super hero now" character with the jewel costume. in the show, flashback young jessica is a colossal and unlikable cunt, and this is before her her family died in a car accident. jones is introduced as a cunt, is a cunt in flashbacks, never isn't a cunt, and thus nothing is lost. i don't even remember if kilgrave fucked her before telling her to fuck off, but even if he did, it's not like she wasn't a psycho bitch beforehand.
add to that, kilgrave is probably the best villain to ever come out of marvel on the disney end inb4 loki, kingpin, or zemo, has a solid motivation, is believably sympathetic for a sociopath, and it's really no competition as to why jones get piled high with hate.
agents of shield is trash all together, i unfortunately still watch it because i am a mcu faggot and can't get over it.

Agents of shield was terrible. They should have just had Phil Coulson, standing in a room covered in Phil Coulson posters for an hour shouting "PHIL COULSON" repeatedly.

Reminder, Jessica Jones is getting a new ongoing by Bendis and Gaydos.

yeah I agree Jessica doesn't develop much as a character. I don't think it's as bad as some people make it out to be but there are some serious flaws to it. And you're correct in your assumption that Jessica Jones starts out as a happy go lucky super hero then gets brought down by purple man and she recovers. The only thing I was a bit puzzled on was purple man. Was he always that nasty or did his parents make him that way? They portray his parents as doing the right thing but still it just seems like in the later episodes they keep making things up as they go along.

Every fucking month we have "Guys, isn't the 'strong empowered woman' cliche' terrible?" thread. Every other week is another "How can legitimately empowered women be written well?" Can't you people read a thread once and not then make several threads regurgitating the exact same fucking thing?

I didn't make this thread but a while back there was a guy asking for advice on his characters for a comic he was making. It had some good advice on how to write, draw characters if you want to look. I think the thread was called "Diversity Sucks".

Will there be more BBC anal?

Not sure if you noticed but those kinds of threads seem like the only ones that get any buzz, aside from the Loud House threads which are just porn anyways.

If people only make retarded clickbait threads, the whole board will be retarded clickbait. Read a storytime thread, watch cartoons with people, or make threads for actual discussion. The board is only as good as we all make it, so if you bump repeated, desperate threads like this, you'll just get more. Go read Rom or Lady Death. It's more effort to read something good and talk about it, but it's worth it.

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Well, if you're not mentally capable of it, that's too bad. Not all of us can have learning disabilities.

What kind of discussion is there to have on here dude? I've seen it all, people asking for advice on their webcomics, people bitching about modern comics, Holla Forumsacks getting asshurt over a Trump joke in a Marvel comic, people bitching about the DCEU, a billion Marvel sucks threads, a shit ton of SU, TTG and AT threads and most recently JoJo fags trying to hijack threads.

This board is trash and you fucking know it mate.

Jessica wasn't supposed to be likable though, she is supposed to a terrible person.

You seriously saved this thread from page 10 just to point out something several already pointed out?

Then why are you here and not on another board that could do with your rarefied perspective?

Who cares?

not the same user you were talking to but I come here for the occasional storytimes and just to see whatever weird stuff you guys got going on. And occasionally to start some threads.

It's kinda retarded how few people here know how to start a discussion without approaching it from an angle that's been done to death.

yeah it gets tedious but hopefully some new life can be breathed in here.

I know what maybe we can have a thread where people post a female character they like and explain why. We could talk about their personalities and what could've been before it degenerates into porn.

Her eye-rolling and lecturing suggest that she is "supposed" to be mostly right, I think. People sometimes call her out, but mainly only black people can really make it stick, because it's that kind of show. I don't think e.g. decapitating that autistic white guy's corpse is supposed to be really bad any more than Zach picking on Screech is bad.

His whole deal is that he's a good-lucking and charming white male who can easily talk you into sleeping with him, but then he turns out to be totally creepy and rapey after you get to know him. That's his superpower. That's the ultimate form of evil in that universe.

…and they made it work! I can't even imagine how season 2 will work, he practically carried the damn show.

when has a program ever successfully had a protagonist that wasn't remotely likable? when has being a "terrible person" ever prevented a character from being likable? i'm sure anons can think up a whole list of Holla Forums material of "terrible people" protagonists that they found likable and compelling.
jessica jones fails because the main character isn't either. she loses nothing, and so she can't gain anything. there is never a doe eyed girl with super powers ready to show new york all the good that she can do who then gets demolished by a super villain. any idea of a happy jewel hero is dragged through the mud in that shit costume cameo. jones is a bad character because she never changes, and her static character is shit. when she has a family, she's a cunt. after she gets super strength in a car accident that kills her family, she's a cunt. when she has a bff for life in a child star raised by narcissist, she's a cunt. when her awkward as fuck shit taste in women loser with a heart of gold neighbor living with his sister puts her on a pedestal, she's a cunt. the only person she treats remotely decently is the druggie neighbor, and she still manages to treat him like shit. at no point am i rooting for jessica because there's nothing to root for.
THE MOST LIKABLE CHARACTER IN JESSICA JONES IS KILGRAVE!!

it's better than that. he's a man who can talk anyone into doing anything. his power set is the actual correct answer to that age old playground question "what super power do you wish you had?" when dumb kids want to be strong or fly and the marginally less dumb kid (you) thinks he's clever because he wants to be immortal like wolverine, when the real answer is "i want everyone to always listen to me and do as i say"
they made it work because that's the exact kind of character that would be made by a lifetime of getting exactly what they want: a complete sociopath, and that's compelling writing.
he was the show, and now that he's dead, i have no interest in watching it anymore.

'tis a bump my good sir

Dare I say it, but I think I liked the show JJ more than the comic (I read it last year for the first time before the show). They are a little too-quick to quickly ramp up her combat abilities when the plot needs it rather than let her fail. And it's overboard with the cameos - some are fine to connect it to the rest of the Marvel universe (since that's sort of the initial gimmick) but like all marvel cameos they overdo it until it gets silly and everyone stops by for a visit.

And thirdly, occasionally the comic HAS to make a point about something feminist sporadically - it's jarring like a commercial break in the middle of scenes where it's just rammed in there for no reason (well, maybe the writer was trying to impress a chick.. I don't know). It's as if they have this mental retardation in that they can't think of a women being interested in anything unless it comes back to feminism, so that's how they're going to get more readers to take note.

The show at least didn't make the above so incredibly obvious and let the character fail a lot.

Well how about you suck my dick?

Besides, the real answer is "see the future" anyway.