Voice changer/ Text to speech help

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what did she mean by this?

Your catfishing game is hopeless, at least until Adobe Voco comes out.

You'll either need a real woman who will do it for you or you need to git gud at making voices. Any voice editing software so far is obvious

Where would I be able to find one of these "women" that you describe? Is it an app?

Celemony's Melodyne, OP. Melodyne.