==FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK==

I was denied into my top choice university; how should I kill myself?

Do it faggot

just become a NEET, dumb bass.

Slit your throat with a rusty spoon, make sure you stream it.

shoot up a school
look up child pornography videos on google
rape a little kid coming out of elementary school in public and wait for the police to shoot you

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suicide bomb that black box thing the mudslimes love

early admission is a crock of shit

What university was it?

I think it's time to do some re-evaluating fam

Wasn't early admission for this school.


Deep Springs College. It's this 2 year program where you go study intensive courses on humanities (primarily) but also have to work a farm as a butcher or gardener or whatever else. Most of the graduates go to places like Harvard and so on, afterwards.

Not me though, haha.
It hurts, user.

That sounds like a crock of shit. Also, a University is a 2 year school now? Sounds like a glorified Community College with slave labor. Just go with your backup plan. You have a backup plan, right?

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Its a college, my mistake for miswording it in the initial post.

I do have a backup plan, but still - fucking sucks to get rejected in any event by anyone, especially a school.

it's a crock of shit
t. ivyfag

to clarify, all the ivy's are shit. go to a good state school and save your money

lmao go to devry lil nigga

at least your professors won't all be Jews

Testify against Hillary Clinton

The only good thing about ivys are the professors.
It's not the same thing getting your education from a second source vs a first source. Many "accomplished" professors teach at ivy leagues because the lack of tards.
However, you don't need all of that mumbo jumbo if you teach yourself all of what you need outside of the curriculum as long as you're not a tard.

>you

Not Brown. Brown is the color of poo.

Break into her house with a bunch of yaoi fanfics in hand, she'll be reading em right out of your palm in no time

samefag

LUL

And was indeed admitted to his or her university of choice since he or she knew that he or she was not going to be accepted into MIT ;(