pretty sure the feds are parked outside my place in an RV again. what should i do? too late
what else? should I purposefully browse gore and shit with http? Stand in front of the window and flop my dick around (might not be legal)? Go knock on the door and take pictures?
do you think they're using heat imaging? what do you think the common spy tools are that they use? maybe I could do something with that, like fill bottles with boiling water or some shit
Evan Clark
Shit all over your room and wait for them spread eagle.
Josiah Jenkins
wat? i don't think that would do anything and i'm not sure they can even see in here.
what can I do to make it look like i've done something really, really illegal? like, what do bomb-making materials look like, or like how would someone carry a body? maybe I could rub ketchup all over a hatchet and come clothes and conspicuously throw them in the dumpster?
Zachary Rogers
Go talk to them
Brayden Rodriguez
confront them for the lols or call the cops on them
Julian Long
what should i say? should I take them coffee and be like, "hey you guys are feds, right? want some coffee?" or what?
Lincoln Adams
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James Morgan
this is actually not bad. i don't think its even illegal to go outside naked here, plus with the video you could just say its art
Cameron Barnes
Bring 'em donuts and coffee. Ask them for tips on what to put on your resume.
tell them you're with the illuminati so everythings cool.
Evan Jenkins
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Juan Rodriguez
OP got v&
ABANDON SHIP!
Dominic Moore
This actually. Just report it as a suspicious vehicle that you've noticed in the same place before, say you see people enter and leave it every so often. They'll probably show up thinking it's a drug dealer or something, they usually follow up on these. Plus cops hate feds.
Thomas Adams
This is so true, and hilarious to watch. Please film it and post here! I have actually done this before and IT WORKS!
Luke Moore
Post a picture of the RV outside your house OP, or this story is about as believable as Hitler riding a fucking dragon.
Owen Campbell
This Post van or gtfo Make sure you use the flash :^)
Jack Allen
Call the police on them OP are you still there?
Christian Lewis
Why do they stab themselves in the stomach if the other guy can just cut off their head?
Blake Stewart
It's an honor thing. Human instinct strongly urges you to not kill yourself, so if you are honorable enough to inflict a guaranteed painfully fatal wound upon yourself, then you get the mercy of a quick and less painful death.
Lincoln Morgan
What I dont get is why she holds the knife with a cloth…
Evan Green
because there's no handle on it
Connor Thompson
Part of the ritual. Typically the person committing seppuku would be wearing all white. The ritual itself is to show that the person's guts weren't black since the Japanese believed a person's heart or soul was in the stomach rather than what the west believes that it's in the heart.
Alexander Ortiz
Goddamn nips.
Thanks for sharing your knowledge, weebs.
Wyatt Wright
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Andrew Cooper
too late. the cops are in league with them. this has been going on, of and on, for some time now
still here. if they were gonna v& me they would have done it by now. they're probably super pissed I use so much encryption
see above
they don't really tell you why; they just surveil you. or, in my case, break into your house, steal your phone, attach GPS devices to your vehicle, and drug/poison your cigarettes
Colton Russell
You're just paranoid, goy. I wouldn't worry about it.