How do I get the succ?

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

Be me
13(7th grade), in middle school
Kid puts me in 63 person group chat
Mostly gross looking girls
See incredibly hot 8th grader. qt 10/10
Start chatting her up, fuccing tumblr autist. Turns out she was born after me
Talk to her for 3 months, become really close friends. Never able to see her at school because of scheduals. Her parents won't let her go anywhere other than school without them.
See her during suicide assembly. Gives me a hug for being such a nice person.
IAmVeryCool.jpg
Summer vacation
Text for hours, as I joke say I'm asexual
Joke Misfires, now she thinks I'm asexual.
Fucc my life
Stop talking to each other for a month
At 1AM get a ton of texts from her
"Why havent you been messaging me user :)"
"I miss our chats"
She gets into an advanced high school
We still talk on a daily basis

A year later
My soccermom signs me up for the advanced placement test
I get in.
How can I get the succ?

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

1.Get some wine coolers (strawberry peach)
2.get her drunk
3.whip it out and fucc her right in the pussy.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Thanks b0ss it was just my dad pulling a prank on mi

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

The answer is always rape.

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

This is true,don't forget the wine coolers.

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

does she still talk to you?

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

fuccing underage get out

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

All the time.
Whatever you say boss
This is the only place that I can speak to likeminded people. When I go here I feel at home

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

(((None of this happened)))

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

Whatever you do, get her drunk first. If she sees what a small dicc you have while sober, she might cucc you and leave.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

I assure you this is a real story. I like your lisp style comment.
It will be hard to get alcohol. I will try crystal meth

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

Kiddo, I have some news for you…She decided from the beginning you're her emotional tampon/pet, so forget about anything slightly related to sex, she must have already been jumping on Chads diccs for a loooong time. Move on. You dug your own grave with that asexual joke.

Oh, and btw, could you dome a favor user? Because you are such a niiiiice person.

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

Thanks boss. TIL I'm a giant cucc. I love you

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

user hits it right on the mark.
OP being a huge faggot confirmed.

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

A 15 year old faggot too. I have a literal autist brother. It's a wonderful life being a stereotype for a white male

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

TIL
Cc with every word
Boss
/reddit/index.html Leave.

Kayden White
Kayden White

Getting really bored. Dubs makes me send any message to her

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Have some advice Satan:
A girl touching/kissing/hugging you doesn't mean she wants a relationship or sex with you, she's just being nice or she's ignorant of your feelings, some girls tend to be real retards in disguise. Be honest and direct with her. A "no" is way better than being a slave of the inescapable friendzone forever.
Don't overthink, do instead. Nobody likes a brainy loser who is right about everything and talks more than a woman. Everybody loves a guy who does without caring what others think about him or the consequences, and you don't need to be a Chad to be spontaneous. Decide on the spot what do you want, where do you want to go, what you want to do and do it. Fucc the police.
Don't ask, tell. I repeat, don't ask, tell
Surround yourself with guys known to fucc almost on a daily basis and study how they manage themselves and fucc girls. After a good time and by the power of osmosis you'll start to do the same. Fuccing copy them until it becomes second nature.
Girls love manly men, not faggots like you. Stop being a faggot. You know what I mean.
Leave the chans. Welcome, you're here forever

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

Filter, filters errywhere

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

UPDATE
I texted her "Do you have a crush on me?"
"Yeah" "Do you like me bacc?"
"Yeah"
"Cool"
I'll leave Chans alone, thank you

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

I come back to see if the kid did the right thing and
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

"Do you have a crush on me?"
I don't know if you're THAT stupid or you just want to piss me off.
DON'T YOU FUCCING ASK, TELL
Ok user, OK, *deep breaths* You must have said I "Hey, be my gf", it's blunt, harsh and manly. She can say no, but that's better. Too late.
"Do you like me bacc?"
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like you offered yourself to be her lapdog. Stop begging.
Go like this next time: So you want me back ;) Be a little arrogant, love yourself, you're the fucking prize goddammit.

Enjoy your pity kiss, if you can ever get it. Be her butler and expect compliments like the loser you are.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

Cool
I'm honestly concerned.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

if it happens post proof nigger

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Sorry fella you were friendzoned a year ago

Jack White
Jack White

Consentual sodomy is always the solution.

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

Quality post from a quality user
listen to this one, OP

John Jackson
John Jackson

get off my board you underage normie faggot

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Ok, I'll try
I'm picking you up at 9, wear the tightest yoga pants you can find

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

Send her a message asking for nudes. Then say sorry and claim you meant to send it to someone else.

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

reroll

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

WINRAR DO IT OP

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

We will not break US LAw by encouraging children to have sex.

Reported Thread

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

Illegal

Kevin King
Kevin King

Illegal

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Enjoy your pity kiss, if you can ever get it. Be her butler and expect compliments like the loser you are.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Why were you so invested in getting her to like you? Honestly, it sounded pathetic.

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

Surround yourself with guys known to fucc almost on a daily basis and study how they manage themselves and fucc girls.

The perfect way to appear like a tool, kid, wait until you're 18.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

Girls love manly men, not faggots like you. Stop being a faggot. You know what I mean.

All I see is self-hate. You're impressing a girl by pretending.

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Girls love manly men

It's like she controls your emotional development. You won't become a man until you get a girl? WTF.

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

hahahahaha

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

It's pretending if he actually does become manly for his own sake

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

I swear by the power of Grayskull I'm not asexual

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

bump

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

I miss he-man…

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

who cares?

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

I guess you do faggot or you wouldn't have replied

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

fuck off

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

Age of consent is 16 dumbass. Of course you wouldn't know due to your current status as a permavirgin.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

Lel stay assblasted nigger

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Have you thought about becoming a stand-up comedian?
I want to know your soccermom, you know, to compare points of view, and your dad can watch

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

Read in Morgan Freeman voice
vocaroo plz

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

I miss Liam :(

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

bump

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