How do I get the succ?

How can I get the succ?

...

Thanks b0ss it was just my dad pulling a prank on mi

The answer is always rape.

This is true,don't forget the wine coolers.

does she still talk to you?

fuccing underage get out

All the time.

Whatever you say boss

This is the only place that I can speak to likeminded people. When I go here I feel at home

(((None of this happened)))

Whatever you do, get her drunk first. If she sees what a small dicc you have while sober, she might cucc you and leave.

I assure you this is a real story. I like your lisp style comment.

It will be hard to get alcohol. I will try crystal meth

Kiddo, I have some news for you…She decided from the beginning you're her emotional tampon/pet, so forget about anything slightly related to sex, she must have already been jumping on Chads diccs for a loooong time. Move on. You dug your own grave with that asexual joke.

Oh, and btw, could you dome a favor user? Because you are such a niiiiice person.

Thanks boss. TIL I'm a giant cucc. I love you

OP being a huge faggot confirmed.

A 15 year old faggot too. I have a literal autist brother. It's a wonderful life being a stereotype for a white male

>>>/reddit/ Leave.

Getting really bored. Dubs makes me send any message to her

Have some advice Satan:
>Don't ask, tell. I repeat, don't ask, tell
>Leave the chans. Welcome, you're here forever

Filter, filters errywhere

UPDATE
I texted her "Do you have a crush on me?"
"Yeah" "Do you like me bacc?"
"Yeah"
"Cool"
I'll leave Chans alone, thank you

I come back to see if the kid did the right thing and
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

I don't know if you're THAT stupid or you just want to piss me off.
DON'T YOU FUCCING ASK, TELL
Ok user, OK, *deep breaths* You must have said I "Hey, be my gf", it's blunt, harsh and manly. She can say no, but that's better. Too late.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like you offered yourself to be her lapdog. Stop begging.
Go like this next time: So you want me back ;) Be a little arrogant, love yourself, you're the fucking prize goddammit.

Enjoy your pity kiss, if you can ever get it. Be her butler and expect compliments like the loser you are.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

I'm honestly concerned.

if it happens post proof nigger

Sorry fella you were friendzoned a year ago

Consentual sodomy is always the solution.

Quality post from a quality user

get off my board you underage normie faggot

Ok, I'll try
I'm picking you up at 9, wear the tightest yoga pants you can find

Send her a message asking for nudes. Then say sorry and claim you meant to send it to someone else.

reroll

WINRAR DO IT OP

We will not break US LAw by encouraging children to have sex.

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Illegal

Illegal

Why were you so invested in getting her to like you? Honestly, it sounded pathetic.

The perfect way to appear like a tool, kid, wait until you're 18.

All I see is self-hate. You're impressing a girl by pretending.

It's like she controls your emotional development. You won't become a man until you get a girl? WTF.

hahahahaha

It's pretending if he actually does become manly for his own sake

I swear by the power of Grayskull I'm not asexual

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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I miss he-man…

who cares?

I guess you do faggot or you wouldn't have replied

fuck off

Age of consent is 16 dumbass. Of course you wouldn't know due to your current status as a permavirgin.

Lel stay assblasted nigger

Have you thought about becoming a stand-up comedian?
I want to know your soccermom, you know, to compare points of view, and your dad can watch

vocaroo plz

I miss Liam :(

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