Big dick feels

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

tfw you send someone your dicc and she doesn't believe it's yours because it's too big

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Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Didn't it hurt cutting it off? What state was it in when she got it?

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

send someone your dicc
sounds painful. can they even reattach it anymore?

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

createamate.com/

Look it up, faggots. Doesn't hurt at all.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Op is the modern day Van Gogh.

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

I'll be just as famous too. Fuccing watch me.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

who

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

Apparently having a big dicc correlates with being too stupid to timestamp it. Maybe OP is a nigger?

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

tfw you send someone your dicc and she doesn't believe it's yours because it's too small

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

mfw I get up in the morning to take a shit and my dicc skims cold water

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

that's a real good way to get penis infection

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

It will wake you up faster than any cup of coffee will.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Alright Holla Forumsrethren, got a plan to go
Religion is a cancer on this wretched planet
Jew, Midslime or Christfag it makes no difference all three have too much influence in politics and culture
Be 26 year old beta tier user no commitments or career prospects
own a mak90 and tt-33 that I take down the range for a plink
look like a sand nigger (hispanic grandparents)

I'm doing this to initiate a religious war between those shitheap institutes. Tonight I'm gonna wipe out the Westboro Baptist Church and leave a note claiming to martyr myself for Allah.

Dubs decide which WBC shitape I nail first.

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

not worth it

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

It's not,toilets need a dicc sleeve or something I can hang my junk in without it dipping in cold water…

Daniel King
Daniel King

99% of Christfags don't like WBC because they make less-insane fundies look like. You'd only be making them happy.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Americans have odd diccs. Yours always look soft and flaccid. Mine's like 3in flaccid but 8in hard, and when it's hard it's like a diamond hard

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

It's because of the circumcision. It makes diccs looks weird and dry. Thankfully I'm not circumcised.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

pls email [email protected] if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to licc your paws
Also, every one is buying the Deutsche Bank cover up, kek. It will implode.

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

pls email [email protected] if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to licc your paws
Have you never seen a circle cut before?
Yeah, I haven't, no need to get frazzled by it.

Could've just said what it was.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

It's autism.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

ha the most hyped VCR of the century

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

people who think an ass blast of hops is the only form of beer

I prefer malty, dark, sours, wheat and belgium style beers. I do drink IPA but some use too much or use it in beers like lagers where its not really neccesary. Its just over done and part if it is that part timers like yourself feel like you are in a special club.

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

mojibake

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

not anymore than in america, i've found

gourmet potato chips are more popular

David Howard
David Howard

Just some top quality banter at the end of the day.
Also I like temples…

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

What is this, and invasi/o/n?

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Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

this again?

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

Sorry, I didn't understand that. Are you saying there's no chance for me to successfully have a mutually loving relationship with a trans woman? I can entirely accept a "closed door" scenario. I'm not in love or tied up in anything atm. I just find myself enchanted by pleasant conversation with some trans women; I've felt the same signals/electricity with trans women that I have with a woman.

I'll move on if I get a resounding, "you're shit out of lucc, kiddo." I'm a grown boy, I can handle it. :)

Brandon White
Brandon White

Literally who? "can you hear me now?" Hasn't been a thing for like, decades.

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

pep 7

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