Communal showers/changing rooms

Ian King
Ian King

Anyone got awkward stories about communal changing rooms or showers?

Thankfully I didn't have to change/shower publicly at school, but at a public swimming pool I went to once there was an open changing area with no private cubicles which I really didn't like.

I changed as quickly as possible but other people were just walking around without caring. It was the first time I was naked in front of anyone outside my family and the first time I saw an adult naked, so not nice, and I was on my own because my sister was in the ladies changing rooms, which apparently DID have cubicles.

I thought it wasn't very fair that girls didn't have to put up with the same. If you're going to stereotype either gender as being fine with same sex nudity I would have thought it would be women. Both changing areas should have had cubicles though.

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Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

real men dont give a shit about how you look, dont be a pussy.

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

I did swimming as part of my high school sports requirement. We went to an olympic pool, and afterwards all had to dry off and get changed in a huge changing room with a few cubicles for showers. I have a couple of stories.
The first and probably most worrying was when this middle eastern guy wearing a full on religious dress and a taqiyah just walked in the door and stood in the entrance way staring at all of us (note: it was all guys <17 years old) smiled, nodded a few times and then left.
There was this one asian kid who made some slightly gay remark and the rest of us made a bunch of gay jokes and started acting effeminate (t-totally ironically though, no homo). Then this really old guy comes out of the one of the showers with a look of utter disgust on his face and walked out muttering about "fucking homos".
Someone shaved something in one of the sinks, and left behind a bloody mess of hair and what looked like small bits of skin. Nobody felt like investigating further so we just left it there for someone else to discover and wonder about.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

be me senior year of high school
bio class take field trip to island to learn about marine life etc.
teacher and male student shared living space
room at both end, shared bathroom/shower in the middle
walked from one end to the other end to visit friend
saw chubby old teacher completely naked walking in hallway by bathroom/shower area.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

I recall being in that kind of place a few times when I was in my preteens, if I remember right.
I just went into the bathroom stall and changed there, and didn't spend any more time in there than I had to, and it was fine.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

That's horrible and there's no way he wouldn't have done it deliberately.

And typically, just like in the OP story, the girls get more privacy.

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

i hate communal showers they remind me of penis inspection day at school

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

No communal showers are as bad as prison showers. Fucking filthy places those are. You learn very quickly how to wash in 3 minutes and get the fuck out of there.

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

Be in the shower, guy in shower next to me farts. Be in the shower get lotion sprayed over the shower curtain.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Sharing a shower

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

it really isn't a big deal if you're not an insecure closet homo.
why should it be awkward? it's not like you're there for the purpose of doing gay shit or seeing other men naked, you're there to wash off or change clothes.

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

it really isn't a big deal if you're not an insecure closet homo
this

James Moore
James Moore

With whom?

Then why don't girls get the same treatment?

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

muh meninism
g-grills are treated better and iss unfairrr!!!!
while this is true and should be fixed, it doesn't warrant anywhere near the fuss you're giving it
man up, shut up, and strip down
faggot

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Actually women's showers have communal showers, too. At least at the public swimming pool and the gym.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

If it merits so little fuss then why would most women never in a million years accept the same treatment?

Gavin White
Gavin White

amerilards being insecure
kek
Let me tell you a secret: your cloths really don't do much to cover up the fact that you're morbidly obese

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

Pretty sick burn for somebody so malnurished. How's that half a bowl of rice doing ya? Helping you dodge all those falling cranes?

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

I'd rather I and my whole village starved if it helps harm you capitarist pigs!

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

Say again, didn't quite get it through your munching on that burgers you're shoving in your face

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

The unpleasant thing is how close to reality penis inspection day is.

Nicholas Ward
Nicholas Ward

Changing rooms haha strip squat and cough 360 your way out

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

Even with their dicks mutilated, americans still can't exercise basic hygiene and need their schools to supervise the state of their childrens estrogen crippled boy-clits.

Colton Price
Colton Price

Went to boarding school with communal showers, for the most part you get used to it. There was this weird Chinese dude who would sometimes just be standing in the middle of the room, not moving, blankly staring into nothing, when you went for a shower in the morning.

John Brown
John Brown

What the fuck is penis inspection day?? I went to school in NJ and we never did anything like that here.

Noah Price
Noah Price

Penis Inspection Day exactly what it sounds like except it's not real, just a joke-cum-troll from cuck/b/ years ago

But some actual experiences of being made to shower nude with others, even strangers and adults, and things like show the reality isn't that far off.

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

I figured it was a bullshit meme.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

SAME

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

besides the whole joke meme, what really is this, and has it really happened to anyone before? wtf happened?

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

that feel when you can't be a grill and shower with other grills
that feel when, like if you could just be a grill but keep your boy junk too
that feel when if you could just be a futa in a school of futas all communal showering and whipping towels at each other and giggling
everyone has both parts
everyone is a hot female
its like an endless sleepover
actually having friends
that feel when I dont have a mfw reaction image good enough for this post

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

If /d/index.html or /erpg/index.html had greentext threads, I think they'd be a lot like this.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

being made to shower nude with others, even strangers and adults
imagine if an
adult
saw your penis. the horror!

you americunts sure are whiny little bitches

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

While in the Ex-Soviet Republic of Shitholevia nude strangers are always oggling kids.

No wonder the Brits voted to build a wall.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

In civilized nations, casual nudity isn't considered a fetish. Also normal in army.

And now allow me to explain difference between male and female shower place:
Men go in, rub themself in soap, water, dry, go out.
Only faggots, like americans, need more time to get clean.
And women. So because women need more time, of course they need more comfort and space. As a man you do not care, the female shower space is to be considered like a "special need" equipped shower.

If you start to envy cripples for handles and cranes on their toilet you are a fucking retard.

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

boarding school
hey me too. lost my entire childhood there since my parents didn't love me.

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

Should have sent you to Gulag, ungrateful little shit.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

In civilized nations
So nothing to do with any communist nation then.

So because women need more time, of course they need more comfort and space.
Reminder that China, the king of sexist nations, has International Women's Day as a public holiday for women only.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

SAME PERVERTED DOUCHEBAG

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

Dengism is faggotry.
inb4 "i don't need to know what it is because communism"
They also made women send nudes to ensure they'd pay their loans.

There has never been a higher grade of civilization than in the nations of the Soviet Union up to 1956, the GDR until 1972 and apparently Albania to some extend.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

What's so bad about boarding schools?

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

Retarded and off-topic.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

Our football coach used to make a wheelchair bound kid suck him off in the locker room and would ask us guys if we wanted a bj from the cripple also

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

when i was a kid in like 4th grade there's a day when all the boys have to go to the nurse's office where what is typically an old hag will fondle your balls and tell you to turn your head and cough

i heard from some of the girls that there's a similar routine for the girls who have their breasts fondled instead

when i say fondled i mean inspected for cancerous lumps

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

When I was younger I went to day care at the local YMCA, and all the boys had to change in a communal area that had three stalls, but the girls used our stalls too since they didn't have enough. I was raised Catholic and had super weird ideas about sex so I found this traumatic and eventually just refused to go swimming anymore

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

When I was in school 7th grade until 12th we were required to take gym class all year and showers were mandatory every day. Open showers and open changing area. Kids today got it soft.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

Except that all still happens?

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

not immediately hiding his posts when you see him
I'm glad he at least has the courtesy to identify himself with a flag.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

In my high school PE became an elective instead of compulsory after 10th grade.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

But it still happens before then, and it still happens after then if you're not willing to drop a class so you aren't forced to get naked with strangers.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Not exactly a communal shower story but still a shower related one.

i was in high school
public school shipped us off to environmental camp to learn about hippie bullshit
there was cublicle showers, but only 5 for the entirety of the boys in the school
have to wait a fucking hour just to shower
finally get my chance and shower a bit, make it quick
impatient douchebag trying to get into my stall for attention/laughs while im changing
"if you come in here man, i'll beat the shit out of you"
teases me, his cronies are snickering
he bursts through the stall
charge at him like a fucking celtic berserker
doesnt expect it, i beat the shit out of him naked
get him in trouble for sexual harassment

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

public school shipped us off to environmental camp to learn about hippie bullshit
Be careful, you never know what a hippy is really like

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Correction, hippy example here

Liam King
Liam King

all the boys had to change in a communal area that had three stalls, but the girls used our stalls too since they didn't have enough.
Would never happen the other way around. The boys would just have to wait and take turns in their own shower, even if the girls had ones to spare.

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

doesnt expect it, i beat the shit out of him naked
get him in trouble for sexual harassment
Nicely done. It makes a change to hear a greentext where the trouble isn't for the victim.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

barely did PE because it seemed pointless
teacher, Mr Smith, used to watch the boys in the shower to "make sure there was no trouble"
he was arrested as a paedophile a couple of years after I left school

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

I remember the token wop kid having a full thatch of body hair aged about 12.

David Watson
David Watson

showering in a big shower room because military
notice a guy is staring at my dicc
ignore him and continue showering

Noah Young
Noah Young

I don't like communal changing rooms, but it's never bothered me enough not to change in them. I do however have a story.
be me age 7
spend the day at the beach with my grandparents.
time to shower off.
The mens bathroom is an open air shower with no curtains.
Everyone's dicc is at face level.
Why do none of these men have towels?
Realize that day I will never be a homo.

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

wouldn't have happened with private cubicles. how did he get caught?

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

pls email [email protected] if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to licc your paws

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

like americans
Yes, because americans take forever to get clean. That's why after they shit they have specialized sinks to clean the shit off their ass. Oh wait

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

A forced meme

John Brown
John Brown

I had them at school and at public swimming baths.

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

xvideos.com/video13060239/katrina_jade_and_keisha_grey_fuccing_in_the_loccer_room
not often the sauce is a let down

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

You could tease her and deny her the dicc?

I'm sure you can find creative ways to "rape" her like get her cleaned up and put in a proper three layer dress fit for a high born lady and have shocc collar buzz her if she disobeys learning proper banquet ettiqute how to courtse and read poetry while having tea.

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

Cut the root in half instead of cutting it off

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

Ottawa is pretty far north from Toronto. The existing Via rail line owned by the Feds already follows the lake then st Lawrence river east to Montreal. The line that banks north to Ottawa follows highway 416 north and terminates in Ottawa, then a second line runs South East from Ottawa to Montreal.
If you checc a map, it's not hugely out of the way (adding 10-15% to the distance while serving a major population center is very reasonable; the other cities between Toronto and Montreal are much smaller) *except* that the existing alignment doesn't go that way.

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

frogs BTFO

Colton James
Colton James

My long hippie hair got succed by a hot tub jet once.

13 at the time
I was alone when it happened nobody could here me scream or cry
I couldn't let go, the suction was too strong for me.
I was underwater, for a moment I thought I was going to die the one way I didn't want to: drowning.
I started thrashing and even praying in my head because I was religious at the time.
The only fuccing thing that kept me breathing was the fact that the very tip of my nose was above water.
The thrashing I did gave me waves which would put water in my noes as well as make the hot tub slightly shallow…
If that hotub's jets were designed any lower, I wouldn't be alive today.
Another life saver would be a Pepsi can I brought with me, it was full and heavy, maybe even un-opened I can't remember.
During my thrashing I felt the Pepsi can I completely forgot about and threw it has hard as I could aiming for a window.

It hit and made a noise loud enough for my grandmother to hear it and checc out what was happening.

My grandmother walked outside the house to see my naked and screaming, crying even.

She turned off the jets and help,me out of the hot tub.

I had a headache for 4 days from all the blood rushing to places it shouldn't be.

And I never put my head under a jacuzzi again.

>>>A Fuccing Pepsi can saved my life.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

Year 3
Everyone's getting changed for PE in classroom
Because we're young girls and boys can get changed in the same room
As soon as I'm in my pants girl points and starts laughing at me
Whole class joins in
Look down, it's just my white pants
Look around and everyone is wearing very similar white pants
To this day no idea why they laughed at me

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

My sister used to flash me her tits when she got out of the shower because my reaction (shame, disgust, wanting to die) made her laugh. I was about 7 and she was in her 20s.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

she abused you sexually
now turn tables the other way
guy in 20s flashing his penis to 7 year old girl for reaction

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

who the fucc actually showers anymore?

James Diaz
James Diaz

I wish it was that simple.
We all know men and women aren't equal.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

current year
nudity still taboo

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Its not a joke meme. People that say that are just so traumatized for not being properly cleaned for PID lmao. It wasnt that big of a deal and I dont know why there are so many PID deniers

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

which of the stories itt do you think are perfectly fine and shouldn't be taboo?

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

If communal showers is problem for you then its too taboo. Nudity is natural and if you're ashamed of it it's only because too much "protection". I'm not saying everyone should go prancing naked in cities but shower, beach… where's the problem really? This is creating problems, not solving them. Making people feel insecure about themselves because… why?

I have small dick and could care less :)

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

Dude, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think is trolling.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

that feel when never had a nice girl flash me her tits when I was little.

I'm really sad that a nice HOT actually beautiful girl pedestrian never did things to me.

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Anyone got awkward stories about communal changing rooms or showers?

Nope, never have. You just take off your clothes and go shower then walk out and dry yourself of and get dressed. Stop being such a fucking pussy.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Be 12 yo me
Some 11yo girl doesn't want to wear upper part of bikini for swiming class, ( I dunno why)
She had short hair and no boobs so I tell her to disguise as a boy next class.
She gets on the pool trough the male changing room and gets the male swiming trunks uniform.
There were like 30 kids in total, so she got mixed in the crowd and nobody notices, not even the teacher.
Teacher separates boys and girls into teams to play a boys vs girls water volleyball.
I keep trying to get excuses to touch her butt and chest area.
She doesn't say anything not to warn the teacher but she was bothered by it and other boys started getting suspicious.
Class is over and one of the boys appears to hush towards the teacher to tell her somenthing.
Me and the girl notices and we hush to to male changing room. She asks me to hide her.
I hide her by blocking the vision on one of the shower cubicles.
I grab her clothes and give them to her her clothes and tell she has to get changed fast.
She turns arround and starts to undress. Her cute bun is starting to appear.
(If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep. o.o)
Me and other boys take turns raping her >A SWAT team with NAMbLA stickers rape me and the other boys
Chutulu opens a portal and tenacle rapes everyone else on school.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

someone please rewrite this and give it a real ending

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

She turns arround and starts to undress. Her cute bun is starting to appear.
Hear door open; teacher comes into changing room.
"It's been over 2 weeks since our last penis inspection day! Get em out boys!"
ohfuck.jpg
Close door on girl and start walking out.
He comes around the corner where the cubicles are and sees me.
"user, why aren't you in the changing room with your dick out right now?"
"Sorry sir, I'll be right there."
mfw kid wasn't snitching on us, just reminding the teacher it was time for penis inspection day.
mfw cockblocked by PE teacher.

How's that?

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

ADDED TO THE LIST

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

old-ish story so the details are kinda fuzzy
be 16 at time
be spending summer with uncle who builds houses for rich fuckers
have to go like 3 hours to pick up a load of lumber
it's already been a 13 hour day but whatever
hop in the flatbed and go
get up there, get our shit, all is well
on the way back, we decide to eat and generally clean off at a truckstop
soundsgoodman.jpg
he tells me to go in and shower while he gets fuel for the truck and gives me money
i go in, pay, all that good shit
go into the shower
remember deciding to shower in boxers because nervous
one man in there, dude was like 6'4 and at least 250, but not fat, a big muscular dude
i'm calling him bearman
think nothing of it, this is a truckstop after all
turn on water
colder than a witch's cunt in a brass fucking bikini
bearman speaks with the most southern accent ever
"col'ainit? waaaaaaaaeeeellll i's comes from the awlfield 'an out there awl the water be cold as fuck boy"
oooookay
still haven't seen his face at this point
fuck, no soap
"hey man, sorry to bug you, you got some soap?"
"bo' only pussies use soap, real men like i's use gasoline"
laugh, assuming he's kidding
(keep in mind, there's the little partition walls between stalls. we're just yelling at each other)
"BOY YOU BEST NOT"
bearman comes into my stall
panic.jpg
"BO' YO AIN SHIT I'LL FUCK YOU"
massive lumberjack beard
aircraft carrier sized dick
panic and run out of the bathroom, with my clothes halfway on
go outside and find a washout hose for trucks and do a ghetto shower with that
go back to uncle, tell him what happened
we decide to eat at cracker barrel down the road
that was fun

James Myers
James Myers

long ago
get sent to sleepover swim camp wobo dobo
giant indoor building decorated with fake trees and fake grass and fake snow with a built in campfire
looks insanely well made
small nozzels hidden around the "camp" spritz pine oil and other essential oils that make it smell like the forest too
feels like you are outside but you are inside
ceiling has little lights that look like stars at night
built in indoor pool thats disguised as the camp lake
everyone expected to sleep in sleeping bags "under the stars"
alongside the sprinkler system is another system that occasionally turns on and causes rain to start up slowly as a mist and then a downpour
everyone forced into the tent areas at random even if everyone is sleeping
tents are so small everyone ends up running in a panic and piling on top of each other
whole camp is considered very natural and unisex meaning everyone camps together
showers are basically a very jungle like section of the trees you go to that are surrounded by bushes and large leaf things
guess what everyone is expected to do together
anyone can basically peek through or hide in the mass of all that leaf and see others in the other area
our scoutswimcoachmaster has a scoutswimcoachmaster log cabin
doesn't let us inside because they wouldn't let us bring the house indoors
once dr.house visited and they let them in the cabin and we had house in a house in a house

anyone want to try to continue the story?

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

aircraft carrier sized dick

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

on my life, it was a solid 12 inches

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

scary, and not in the good way

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

that feel when can't shower with a futa with an aircraft carrier size dick
>unzips dick

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

Tattoo on the face.

What a skank. I bet she's dead by now.
user, tell your attention whoring sister to stay on topic.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

There has never been a higher grade of civilization than in the nations of the Soviet Union up to 1956
Yeah tell that to the tens of millions of innocents who died in Gulag or while digging a trench through Siberia which doesn't even fucking do what it was supposed to.

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

bump

John Collins
John Collins

bump

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Come on user, add something to the conversation, or at least save the empty bumps for when the thread has been off the front page a while.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

I want others to add to the coversation. there are so many stories for people to comment off of let alone people adding new stories. people are being so lazy on Holla Forums

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

I think it's just that it's a slow board with too few posters…*

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

I'm surprised that more people aren't commenting on the stories that are already posted here.

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

The toilets in my Kinder garden didn't have doors so when you were uncomfortably taking a shit there would be a line of kids staring at you, sometimes snickering at your choice of themed underwear for that day, saying "plop" when they heard the splash or hypocritically teasing you for having a small dick.

I thought fuck that shit and snuck out to the senior toilets whenever it was "toilet time".

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

go to school
everyone has been stirring up a shitstorm about the poor quality of lunch food and the lack of fiber
posters everywhere encouraging healthier eating habits
cafeteria getting renovated with better everything
it's some sort of extra-length day instead of a half day
part of it is a field day type of thing with lots of fun outdoor activities
teachers bring us all in for a while to the cafeteria
sheets = walls and sectioned off areas everywhere
"it's enema day"
uhhhhh sorry what?
nurses mix water with food/pharmacy grade thickening ingredients that don't solidify for a few minutes
everyone gets lined up
see people walking out holding a bloated belly going "ugghnnn"
my turn
"okay user bend over"
at least the nurse is a qt
nurses pump nearly a gallon of slightly thick water into me
instructed to not go to the bathroom until I'm told to do so
walk out really sore
look down
literally look pregnant
nurses keep us busy and entertained with games where we win prizes for what feels like later to be over half an hour
everyone somehow wins something even if they didn't play the right way
nurses announce that we may go to the bathroom and line us up again to sectioned off sheet areas that have their own temporary toilets
remember how much I need to go to the bathroom
everyone takes forever before they let another person in

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

finally my turn
got a different nurse but still like her
"Okay user, I'm going to have you sit down and go." I will be here in case you need help for some reason"
well thats strange. "okay ms.nurse"
how do all the nurses know my name?
strange toilet chair looks like something out of a science fiction movie
has places for your legs and handles in front so that you squat and stand or sit simultaneously.
nurse is just standing there facing sideways
"user remove your pants, come on you can do it"
o-ok-kay..
squat on this thing
give a push
realize my whole butt is locked up and isn't moving anything
uh.. n-nurse…?
are you having trouble going?
before I can completely start to reply she walks over

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

putting on gloves she says "I'm going to assist you in going, just relax. I'm a professional nurse and I've seen this all before more than once"
oh
she put something on her gloves and fucking actually sticks her finger up my ass
I just w-!
"okay user push for me"
pushhhhhh
nothing
hurts a little
"okay user breath for me" "breath like me okay?"
"hushh hoofff hussshh hooooof huuuuuushh"
uh.. okay… "huuuushoooff" "hoofffushhh"
"push for me user push"
"huuuf huffff huffff" HNNN
take the biggest " " I have ever taken in my life
"wow good job user, here's a lollipop"
"do you want to see what you did?"
not sure but turn around anyway
whole toilet is full of a giant thing of totally clear gel
no way that came out of me
"now get out of here user before I give you a lollipop somewhere else"
leave a little too slowly
leave slower
leave
disappointed

I don't know what penis inspection day was but has anyone ever happened to them like this?

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

Some faggot snuck laxatives into the mashed potatoes on my senior year but it wasn't like that what the fuck boner

William Cook
William Cook

dont mind me im hijacking this thread to test webms

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

bump

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

I can rape a man in 3 minutes

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

You went to school with hotwheels?

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

couldnt be hotwheels his jaw would snap off if it had to deal with anything meatier than a straw

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Blackmail her to suck your dick or else you'll go to the cops

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

I think sucking all those cocks and drinking all that cum is what gave him brittle bones

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

you may have a point
he had to get those AIDS from somewhere

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

But I was told that semen had a lot of nutrients in it though, like that's why your bodies zinc stores are exhausted after busting a nut.
Is there something I should know about in regards to semen ingestion?

Landon Price
Landon Price

you it gave hotwheels AIDS

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

wtf i thought that semen reaquisition was healthy

Cooper White
Cooper White

I heard loads of health benefits to cumming every now and then. I just eat my pumpkin seeds to get my zinc back. I also heard that not cumming for very very long is bad because it's good to get rid of the carcinogenic chemicals that could build up in your stores.

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

You can replenish your stores by cumming into a glass of milk then drinking it, 5 minutes later you can fap again with fully restored semen

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

or you could just add horse or dog cum to your diet

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

If you're not taking advantage of this natural superfood which your own body produces you're basically retarded.

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

more stories please!

Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

I feel like threads on Holla Forums are ignored because the title is okay but they dont even check inside. they don't know they are missing out on a huge crazy thread.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

I'm not but my gf is.

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

What kind of school has toilet cubicles without doors?

Bet OP pic is right and the girls got doors.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

that whole story has to violate at least 5 federal laws
what the fuck man
at this place I used to work at we had a big communal shower that you could use if you were really dirty, it even had soap dispensers and shit, some areas were fully open and some had stalls with no doors and a showerhead.

anyway, when I got fired for pissing off a catwalk because there was no shitter nearby, I went into the shower and nutted into all the soap things. nobody ever found out afaik.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

I went into the shower and nutted into all the soap things.

This is why I don't ever use soap

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Am I the only one who gets, definitely not a boner but a kind of dick tingling, each time I'm around any kind of naked folks whatsoever? Honestly, it's not that it happens around men and I want to deny I'm a faggot, it's literally anyone even old, disgusting fat ladies. It's not that I want to fuck anyone or anything. More like my dick senses there are naked people around and wants to check out the deal. Happens since I was a kid.

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

a tingle? like when you're in an elevator?
that's pretty weird, user

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

Don't know what you mean by in an elevator. Never felt anything on my dick in an elevator. What I mean is something like, I don't know, 5% of an erection, maybe? It's not intense and it's not desire. Just that because people are naked, my dick gets a little bit turned up.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Friends and I used to do something similar when about twelve. Would ask everyone for a kind of party, then put laxatives on all beverages except ours. Some people got really fucked, others wouldn't feel anything. We thought it was pretty funny at the time.

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

while this is true and should be fixed

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Were all of the men talking to each other old dudes? Thats just a thing that happens as you get older, you finally stop giving a shit.
It will happen to you one day too

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

that whole story has to violate at least 5 federal laws

the story itself, or what supposedly happened in the story?

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

laughed really hard because I get what you are talking about.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

bump

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

not checking out the man ass
What are you, gay?

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Any reasoning behind the phenomenon? Because it just fucking puzzles me. Maybe it's some kind of hormone, pheromone whatever shit?

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

probably part mental, part pheromone. ask your doctor, if you got a cool doctor. or ask a science based college proffessor who is able to laugh and be cool.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

What makes you think I can even afford a doctor, let alone college? Only way I have to ask people shit, besides a couple of friends, is this site.

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

Why are you even worried about it? It's obviously just a mental tick.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

I don't know. probably happens to everyone, maybe some more than others. maybe only you actually notice? I would still ask a doctor.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

yeah mane, I get a boner when I see a nice one and start imagining shit

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Isn't that a bit… gay?

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Thats just a thing that happens as you get older, you finally stop giving a shit.
Fuck that! It's unfair, sexist and gross.

Isaiah Thomas
Isaiah Thomas

Dis ain't gay if da ballz don't touch mane

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