GOD DAMN IT

GOD DAMN IT

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I actually had hopes for this movie.
This should tell me a lesson.
It might as well be because is some mysoginistic reggresive piece of shit , and that happens when your opinion as a critic is compromised by sociopolitical shit.

Why? It looked like total shit the minute they announced the cast. You knew it wasn't going to be good the minute they cast Will Smith to play a cold blooded assassin, and that's even ignoring the race swap.

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Does Will Smith even wear a tuxedo in the movie?

Wait, but wasn't Zuul just the Gatekeeper?
Isn't like making a Transformers movie and using Soundwave as your main antagonist.

Looks like somebody is inferior

They're probably still planning a trilogy where they face Gozer in the end.

Doesn't matter, it was cancelled

They had no controversy to exploit to make critics celebrate their own ideologically-biased shit taste.

Now i need to know how this ends.

There already is a pretty great Suicide Squad movie.
But it is a cartoon and cartoons are for kids so no rotten tomato score to speak of.
Unless said cartoon movie is a pixar or dreamworks movie.
Those are appropriate entertainment for adults to review.

Movie preview here.

what are you, gay?

For some reason I thought that movie was shit when I watched it for the first time, it kinda grows on you.
Unlike those DC animated movies with Damien and shit, my opinion just keeps getting lower.

Just shut the fuck up okay?
Don't even post
I'd doing my fucking best to pretend that those movies don't actually exist.

Please tell me there's a kickstarter.

Who the fuck cares what a bunch of underpayed four-eyed failed journalists think. I guara-fucking-tee you the unifying complaint will be BAWWW WHY IS IT SO DARK NO QUIPS????

Kill yourself.

Apparently that's a negative review. Even though it sounds good.

Is not progressive enough.

Do these retards not understand that this is its own movie? It's not part of a fucking series.

I know feminists are already complaining about the way Harley Quinn and Enchantress look.

MoS and BvS at least had great trailers and casting, this one looked like Hot Topic: The Motion Picture from day one. What were you expecting?

In non-pretentious speak, the "critic" (I use the term lightly) is saying that the movie is trying way to hard to be SUPER RANDUM and QUIRKY XD and it comes off as trying to be different but is still mediocre.

Here's an except from one of the reviews.


I'm looking at them and mostly say that the film is ugly, sexist, racist, "gun worshiping", hyper-masculine, confusing and dull.

Fuck you got me.
every one is heterosexual, there's not enough fourth wall breaking and the joker is not getting pegged by Harley.

Not surprising at all. They have to find something to cry about now that Fembusters crashed and burned.

You're retarded, stop posting.


I seriously think there's some sort of secret cabal of Marxists who have a bone to pick with DC or something.

This is by far the dumbest one I've seen yet.

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE LIKE THE DARK KNIGHT?!?

NO ONE

The whole gun worship part is bothering the fuck out of me? What does it mean?

It's a movie about the military using convicts for suicide missions. The movie is directed by David fucking Ayer.

What do they expect? Laser weapons?

Why are people ITT pretending bad reviews must be feminists? We knew this would be crap from the moment we saw the Joker.

It means you should re-examine everything they said about Man of Steel and Batman v Superman. This is 100% about agenda pushing.

I can take a review talking about the actual movie. For example saying that the movie is unbalanced, that the jokes are bad or flat, that the action is uninspired, that the movie is convoluted and boring, and so on. But complaining about sexism? Come on.

I like the way the Joker looks. He looks like a dumb wigger thug. He isn't cool, just like how his fans are fucking losers, so is he.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't liked the joker when they showed him and I don't think I do now tbh but just give him a chance, think "elseverse"

Anti-gun agenda pushing.
Doesn't matter if it's a movie about a bunch of criminals shooting shit at the behest of the government, they're going to find some way to shit their pants about babby killing NRA salt gun culture.

I have still high hopes on this one. I enjoyed Ayer's previous films and the trailers look fun. But specially, the salt.

The only thing that worries me is the fact that they allegedly re-shot the film after BvS.

I bet you every reshoot scene was lame ass quips and Marvel-tier "humor"

People also said this joker was going to be shit in before contrarians say he was.

He's a shit joker, but whatever character he's doing is a great one a very well acted.

Leto is much more of the comic book Joker. I understand why Jewish movie critics were dissapointed he didn't buttfuck Jake Glyenhal

Not sure why. The only real difference between DC and Marvel these days is the occasional grim story and a little more titties from the DC side.

Yeah… about that. It's 2016. You can't have that anymore.

You may not like Batman v Superman and Man of Steel, but they were actual movies. Marvel doesn't make movies, they make television shows that they put in movie theaters.

Holy fuck, more than three reviews complaining about gun violence. This is a fucking blockbuster done by Jewllywood. Of course there'll be gun violence. Wasn't that the most American thing a few years before?

What is happening?

Their problem is that Suicide Squad makes guns look cool. Rick Flagg is basically a realistic Captain America.

I'm kind of hoping this will turn out to be another Deadpool in terms of being a hit with film goers.

It might cause people to compare it to Ghostbuster's success with critics and make them wonder why the fuck anybody should give a shit about their politically fueled opinions.

I just hope it's good. I honestly don't care if it flops or not. A good movie being made is its own reward. Financial success and critical acclaim are secondary are irrelevant if the movie is good, because if it's good, then it will outlive the people who made it.

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Are there newfags on Holla Forums who genuinely thought that Suicide Squad was going to be a good movie?

I haven't seen this level of battered spouse syndrome since the fucking Man of Murder threads back on cuck/co/. What is wrong with you faggots?

16 years of leftism

When jewllywood realized that Bush won the elections only by electoral college and not by actual vote count they knew where the money was heading.
Social media just makes things easier than ever, the only reason why they hadn't moved back to right propaganda is because is still much a 50/50 scenario, they're waiting to see who wins in order to milk that.

Not much to go on yet. It's already at 34% right this moment. Roeper seems to think it's mostly wasted potential, and gave it a 2 out of 4, so it's probably is a lot of wasted potential… but I might still go see it. If the real critics (not the 7 early guys who probably had agendas to push most) score it about average, it should be "fine" and enjoyable. Critics have to be a bit harsher normally, because they see nearly all the movies. I got the the theater a handful of times a year, and I want to see some comic bullshit especially since I skipped BvS, and want to see what a real director can do with DC characters again

Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

Very well. Impromptu storytime

Probably. But I know I won't be as disappointed as I'd be if I had actually seen BvS.

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You're fucking retarded.

And that's when I said to myself 'You know who would be a good Deadshot? Will Smith'

I have a date and we're going to see this movie.
Any comics I should read before going?

From what I have read from vol 1 of Suicide Squad it was pretty good.


Thanks, that was a good read

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I didn't know Holla Forums got this filled with casuals. No wonder it's been so shit. Go back to cuckchan.

What this user said. Though the "Joker" was crazy he didn't feel like an actual Joker. Rarely laughed, took 90% of the shit he did with a straight face, rarely smiled, personality that could of easily been taken from other DC villians.
Nolans Joker was like a combination of The Mad Hatter, Riddler, and a sprinkle of the Joker on top.

Critics are feeling very bum bothered that their shilling of Ghostbusters amounted to squat so they are shitting on a movie that presumably is a film that the bad men who hated Ghostbusters will like. It most likely is a shit film but that is not the main reason it is getting such vitriol based on guns and Harley wearing booty shorts.

Ledger's Joker didn't feel like any of those. Anarky, maybe. They did play up the whole anarchist idea

Here's the shit: just because SJWs hate it, doesn't mean it's automatically good.

Sometimes there are things that the majority of people can find "bad", regardless of their politics or ideologies.

Hollywood's had a fair leftist issue for a while. Not even talking about the 50s and the blacklist situation (which to be fair in that situation - outside of McCarthy of course - caused a lot of internal disruption as the Communist Party was trying to worm their way into SAG and similar unions, SJW style, which the studios didn't like in particular)…new Hollywood has had a lot of development in that direction since the 80s when the old talent left, although it only really became troublesome in the mid-90s. There's a reason why the Oscars have stopped being "must see TV" since 1990, aside from the quality drop since then beside the political situation.

In terms of traditionalist propaganda…well, I don't think we are under any threat of seeing a straight 21st century adaptation of "Intolerance" or "Birth of a Nation" any time soon. Mel Gibson can't even get a job, and the worst thing he did is say a few things you read every day on any given imageboard.

Just means he managed to combine three villains together into one role.

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Like I said, it most likely is a shit film but most of the reviews I read aren't explaining why its a bad film other than it had elements that bothered their moral/political sensibilities and a few vague platitudes about the actual quality of the film and direction. If they thought that Ghostbusters was a objectively good film outside of its political and feminist signaling then I will eat my shoe. A large percentage of critics these days rate movies based on what validates their beliefs rather than the actual content and quality of the films.

Speaking of bum-bothered, shilling, hack-frauds, and Ghostbusters.

THAT'S NOT HOW THE GUNS WORK

Didnt the RLM guys explain why ghostbusters was crap with actual arguments about the general quality of the script instead of because of pro, or anti SJW stuff.

Eh, to clarify, a remake of "Birth of a Nation" that is framed in a positive sense to the viewing audience. You know, like the original one.

C'mon, user.
The marketing of the movie had Joker in the center of all this shit and he just appear in the movie for 15 minutes.

For any normie who didn't read the comics or see the animated movie this is a big let down.

Well they included that with the pro and anti SJW stuff.

Basically SJWs decided to shit on the original fanbase because "pissbaby shitlord etc". This turned off the GB fanbase from seeing the film largely, which depressed the numbers of other people who would go to see it. Which, as they say, was really fucking stupid for Sony to do and that they must hate money.

I take it that's coming out after Green Lantern 2, right? Funny how Sony decided to slash 100 jobs for no reason after the successful release of the Ghostbusters reboot.

The marketing of Suicide Squad is so goddamn frustrating because literally all they have to do is emulate the cover to the first issue of Ostrander's run. It is a perfect old-school ensemble cast movie style of poster with a perfect tag line to get audiences intrigued and let them know what they're in for. I don't know if they did kill any members of the Suicide Squad off in the movie (they should have), but if they did it would hardly even need to be altered.

The whole hot topic aesthetic they went with is cancer, but so is most of the team and the plot twist I've heard speculated about endlessly that Flagg turns traitor.

The entire fucking movie is frustrating. 'Dirty Dozen with Supervillains' is not a hard concept to pull off and yet they failed at it because the suits have got to have their bullshit.

I have a serious question: Why can't they just play this shit straight?

DC/Warner constantly fucks with the designs, fucks with the characters, and fuck with the stories for some fucking reason. They constantly chase the TDK dragon while at the same time wanting that Marvel money and trying to make the most un-superhero superhero movies. The result is everything failing miserably.

Marvel takes what they do seriously. They relish in that superhero shit and it lands them fat bank. How long is it going to take for DC it pick up on that shit?

They don't. They really don't. Marvel movies play the self-aware "look how ridiculous this whole thing is let's joke about it" stance with their movies. That's why there so much humor and levity.

Take the Ant-Man trailer, a big part of the movie advertisement, where they joked about how ridiculous was the "Ant-Man" name to appeal to the casual audience.

Meanwhile take things too seriously and the audience doesn't buy it. It becomes pure cringe.

Even Marvel have their problems. They're all just generic action movies. Neither really care about their properties. The difference is that Marvel puts in a little bit more effort to make it look like they actually give a damn about the movies they make.

It's hard when it's a bunch of fucking villains that nobody has ever heard of. I think the only one of them that has any sort of popularity is Harley Quinn. The rest of them are a bunch of fucking characters that only old neckbeards like me would know about.

I mean, they had fucking Nu52 version of El Diablo. Even before the Nu52, who the fuck knew about fucking El Diablo?

Deadshot has popularity

It was that way for the comic too.

Bottom line, the Suicide Squad aren't the Injustice Gang, they aren't the Legion of Doom, they're not supposed to be a collection of DC's most notable rogues. The movie should be carried by the quality of its story and the depth of its characters. You've got Batman in there to make it marketable.

But the suits don't seem to be interested in doing a character study with some action

David Ayer career is fucked. The witch-hunt party is already starting.

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People who watched the film are banding together to voice their complaints about the misogyny and racism in the movie.

Apparently, despite the trailers going on and on about them being "the bad guys" people are surprised about the characters being awful people.

There's that word again

I get all that shit, but here's the real question: why did they make this move?

Of all of DC's properties, why did they make a movie about the fucking Suicide Squad the third movie in their "shared cinematic universe"? Suicide Squad is a property that should be in the second or third phases, you know, when you have shit more established and get a bit of breathing room.

Why not The Flash or Wonder Woman? What made them look at Suicide Squad as a property and go "Yes, this needs to be our next film"? Because right now, it looks like they were wasting money by throwing shit at the wall.

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Because you can do anything with it, experiment with new characteristics, aesthetics and shit.

I don't know why you worry about? These guys are a minority.

The most dangerous ones are the ones "working" in those shitty "news sites"

Because their opinions align and the shitstorm is already beginning.

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The comic would have made a great film. The problem is that for some stupid reason, the suits decided they'd strip away everything that would have made it a great film.

I mean. Ayer described it as Dirty Dozen with supervillains. I think Ostrander once described it as Dirty Dozen with supervillains. Yet for some reason it never occurred to the people making this movie to use Dirty Dozen as a template.

Establishment is not really a problem. I mean, JLU set up the Suicide Squad, their personalities, their motivations, all within about thirty minutes of screentime, and I think most of the members of the JLU squad had only made like one prior appearance.

KYS

This movie never had a chance even if it was good, did it?

Gross is used to describe a terrible tasting food or a rank smell. I honestly have no idea what he's trying to convey by saying the action is gross. It just doesn't make sense.

This is why I find the sharp rise in popularity for Harley Quinn and Joker as some kind of anti-hero couple to be so fucked up.

It's fine if someone enjoys them because they are interesting characters, but normalfags seem like they are actively trying to romanticize and glorify some really fucked up characters.

It's like those fucked up faggots who build fandoms for serial killers and school shooters.

Well, apparently now shit hit the fan because Will Smith in the movie is a gun-ho and cop killer. I guess a black Deadshot was indeed a huge mistake, huh?

Black people are getting angry without even seeing the context of the movie.

It justs rubs me the wrong way that Harley Quinn isn't a Harlequin

HEIL THE /K/UBE!

If you're surprised, you may be legit retarded. Anyone with common sense knew it would be shit as soon as they saw Joker was turned into a tatted up meth-head.

Releasing this movie in 2016 was a mistake.

telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/08/02/suicide-squad-review-crushingly-puerile-comic-book-pornography/

DC never does anything right.

DC has done everything right with their new universe. At least so far. Plebs just happen to be the majority of human beings.

Go fondle Mickey Mouse's balls, loser.

If this movie doesn't make money, then you people are fucking morons.

Things i've been seeing in the reviews and social media:

Oh, forgot about one and this one really takes the cake:


Like… fuck, really? You might as well complain about everything related to Batman.

Kill yourself.

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Tell me, do you have shit taste?

You do.

cet la vie

BvS was good. I'll fight and die on this hill.

Hill? More like pile of shit

Told you the critics were asshurt about Ghostbusters and taking it out on this film


I am 95% sure that Suicide Squad is a bad film on its on merits but those merits or lack thereof are not why a large amount of these critics are bashing it on ideological grounds.

You'll die overwhelmed and outmatched by rational(ish) people.

Yeah, all they are doing is criticizing it on "misogyny" and so on. I dont think have seen one review saying why is it good or bad based on the merits that a movie should be judged on.

The rational people can't seem to grasp easy shit from a blockbuster, though, which makes me wonder how rational they are.

Batman v Superman is a great movie and one day you'll admit that fact.

When are you people going to realize there's an agenda against DC's new movies? It's so goddamn obvious it's insane.

Like you have any opinions worth listening to, Olsenfag. You pine for silver age nonsense. Even if it's ironic pining that shows how little weight your opinions carry. Go back to waiting for the death of the Big Two. It shouldn't be long now.

Stop shilling. BvT was a fascinating and entertaining train-wreck of a movie that had some good bits but it was all over the place and made poor use of some various elements that could have been better utilized in later movies since they were going for the franchise/continuity mulla like MCU. Like for example using Doomsday of all things on the final act when he could have easily been replaced with Bizarro, and doing Death of Superman on top of ALL the other shit they were setting up. Also the Luthor they got was terrible.

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Jesse Eisenberg was great, he just wasn't the comicbook character.

Yeah, and it made sense for the story they were telling. You faggots are way too autistic about this stuff. Imagine if he didn't kill people yet it was still supposed to take place in the same universe as Man of Steel, a universe where Superman has killed but Batman hasn't, now that would've been retarded.

He's either a troll or a very very very dense man. I choose to believe the former. Either way, don't bother trying to reasonably point out the many many many many flaws with this movie. It's like talking to a brick wall made of stupid.

He killed criminals since his inception. The rest is valid.

I would not be surprised if you're someone who unironically cares about the scores on Rottentomatoes.

Opinions are opinions. Yours aren't special just because they're the majority.

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The characters simple don't explain themselves fully to the people they know as if they were trying to inform the audience all the details of what is going on.


He was a good modernized Lex Luthor that had a lot of Gene Hackman in it.


Don't see the problem, specially with Batman killing people in this movie because they give a good reason for it.

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gullible retard and shit comebacks. OP continues to impress.

I could get into the exact number of people he killed with intent within the first twelve stories before the appearance of Robin, talk point by point why you're deliberately taking the history of Batman out of context and placing far too much emphasis on twelve poorly written stories where Batman wasn't as much a character as he was copy-right infringement, and how everything we know about Batman started after Robin was introduced, but I really, really, don't want to do that whole song and dance again with a shit-head casual.

So I'm going to suffice in calling you a retarded faggot and don't come over here, on my board, talking like you fucking know anything about comics you disgusting excuse for a human being.

Y'know, I'm almost tempted to watch this movie because of all the SJW butthurt coming about because of it, but on the other hand I don't wanna give DC my money.

Bullshit. At least when Tom Hardy was saying silly, cringy lines one could take him halfway seriously because he had a mask and voice modulator that made his appearance mix well with what he was saying. Also he was a big guy and his physique is intimidating enough that he could be saying just about anything and it would not sound half as awkward as the sniveling, hipster, oh-so-misunderstood-genius act Jesse Eisenberg was delivering. They should have gotten Rosenbaum to be Luthor

He killed people before and he will do it again. It isn't your board and your intense frustration doesn't make it so. BvS was a shit movie but it had far larger problems than Batman killing.

Batman usually still kill in his "origin" stories like Year Two and RIP, although i thing these count more as him driving people into suicide.

i love cringy adolescent meltdowns. do more!

Fucking christ, was this shit greenlit by the makers of the NES game?

Bazinga!

DEATH TO THE INFIDEL! THERE IS ONLY ONE SUPERMAN AND JIMMY IS HIS PAL!

nothing new here pal, move along.

Samefag

So what do you think? Is the DCEU in it's death throes or is there hope for them making a triumphant come back?

I am going to end my statements with a question mark?

To be fair, I'm pretty sure most people said Dark Knight Joker was going to be shit because he was played by a guy whose most noteworthy role up until that point was Jake Gyllenhaal's mistress. Most people said Leto's Joker was going to suck because he looks like a fucking jugallo.

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"Come back" implies they had something to begin with. It's shit, they're all shit, we only have threads about this shit to distract ourselves from how shitty comic books are now.

They had a plan. A shitty, coke covered, cum stained, shit smudged, shitty, shitty, shitty plan. But it was a plan.

Sure. But I'm talking about the DCEU

Why are these idiots that the Bad Guys….are assholes? I mean holy shit, this is common sense.

Five-dollar bet that Captain Boomerang is the racist one

they are what happens when natural selection is taken out of the equation.

Not surprised after how retarded they made joker look.

How?


God, but I miss Clancy Brown.

something dosen't add up

It wasn't bad, but they dropped the ball to some degree with almost all of the characters. Out of main cast, Killer Frost was probably handled the best, but maybe it's just me and how little exposure I had to her compared to the rest. Animation could be more fluid too.

At this point I am convinced that SJWs are actual man(and woman)children, as in adults that didn't develop past early teenage years at amost. They use childish insults like "pissbabby," chuckle at worlds like "butt," obsession with bright colors, and being unable to deal with criticism, failure, and consequences of their actions.

Feliz Navidad

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what if I told you there was a time when movies were just movies and nobody got upset at perceived political messages?

Well, lets see here shall we
The silent era was just vaudeville acts and Broadway acts from the 19th century carried over from New York and London

The early sound era was Newsreels

The golden age of Hollywood was basically Americanism and "Join the Navy!" propaganda outside of B-movies and cartoons

The 60s was the early sexual revolution (pay attention because this is right around the time Jewish directors began replacing American directors in Hollywood) and also a bit of anti-Soviet cold war spy drama

The 70s was an extension of the 60s but with more action heroes fighting third-worlders in the jungles and epic car chases

The late 70s to early 80s saw a big comeback on fantasy and sci-fi films, this is usually what people mean when they say "A time when Hollywood had no political agendas!" because it really didn't during this era

The 90s was mainly shitty comedy movies, especially romantic comedies, with some remnants of 80s sci-fi still running on fumes

And from then on its pretty much degenerate shit

Must have been before "The China Syndrome" or "Network" right?


Basically this. There's always been a little bit of political messaging in media forever. People only complain or notice when it's targeted against them.

And since the current messaging scheme seems to be "circle the wagons, fire at will"…

This needs to be the tagline to an anti-hero film.

Sounds like the tagline for the SNOWFLAME movie.

I never expected anything since I heard cringe lines from Harley Quinn

"gross" and "creepy" mean "I don't think the taste-makers at Salon dot com would approve of me liking this"

No. It was greenlit by the people that approved of the 2016 obvious cashgrab tie-in game that at minimum sold about 2,000 units despite being promoted alongside the movie, which also bankrupted the studio that made that game. They probably couldn't do Gozer because they pretty much just used its power in cisbusters by a loser who just killed himself. Best not try to copy things from the original movie even though that is what they did for the 2016 cisbusters and this suppose sequel.

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Remember when Fox "greenlighted" Fant4stic 2 for a few months and then removed it from their release calendar? Good times.


That movie wasn't bad. It does piss on the "angry [young] black person" attitude quite a bit, if only for the sake of balance. If it was released now, it would get shit for not going full BLM.

What kind of dumb fuck, black or white, would pet someone's afro, though?

My friend's mom worked in that movie

Wasn't it released before BLM? Because I never thought this movie got any attention

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The salt is amazing

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BLM apparently started in July 2013 with the hashtag. Dear White People started shooting in late September 2013 and hit mainstream theaters in October 2014.

You know what, scratch that. We should make a petition politely asking Warner to stop making superhero movies. They need an intervention.

I love how when it comes to having a "discussion on race" its typically typically just a angry black person™ just bitching about white people. Its never an actual dialogue, you know where two people talk to each other.

Niggers gonna nig my man

Juggalo here. Most of us loathe the comparison to Leto's Joker. Tattoos and facepaint, sure, but ice grillz are Paul Wall-tier faggotry that have nothing to do with us, please stop associating this cringe with our cringe.
Plus you guys make this argument literally every time there's a Joker/Harley redesign. From Dark Knight to Arkham Asylum. We didn't start the (dumpster) fire.

Apparently the movie actually shits on that idea, though.
Though you definitely are right. And the moment someone who's not black (especially if they're white) tries to have a discussion, they're told to shut the fuck up. Because it's apparently white privilege to say shit like 'I never owned slaves, asshole.'

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I'm just so baffled by how intent people are in defending this piece of shit. The lengths they'll go to and the mental gymnastics they'll have to do to claim the film was just so "deep" and that critics didn't "get it".

you're white just like the slave owners so that makes you just as bad.


no 'cause you have like privilege and stuff, so it doesn't count! we decide what words mean so we are immune to your arguments :^)

So will Suicide Squad be the reverse of Ghostbusters in that "critics" chimpout at the movie while it prints money and gets scored highly by "normies"?

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I doubt it. The marketing only appeals to the kind of girl with candy colored hair and a lip piercing who says she isn't like all the other girls.

Just because the SJWs hate it doesn't mean it isn't shit

It might open well but drop-off is going to be sharp

Its contrarianism for the sake of it, so they can feel superior to the "normies" "plebs" or whatever buzzword they us to describe people who aren't bitter social rejects.

See, we have superior refined tastes, so we like BvS, the Star Wars Prequels, and cartoons that show children's underwear. Not pleb tier mass market garbage like Civil War, TFA or cartoons that don't cater to pedophiles.

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You sound thirsty

Do you agree with the reviews, though?

Because going by the few legitime reviews the movie sound like a mediocre MCU movie. While the rest complain about it being racist, sexist and problematic.

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I'll say this: people that hated MoS and BvS will like this one. Take that as you will.

fuck off

Doubt it

Alright Martha

Sooooo it's good or at least decent then?

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It's really bad.
I don't think anyone who has read the comics or saw the animated movie will like it.
Casuals will probably like it.

Also, too much music.

I never owned slaves either. I was born way after all that happened. I didn't have anything to do with any of that stuff, but according to their twisted sense of logic I'm supposed to pay for it.

Dear Black People, shut the fuck up!

In all honestly, most people didn't. Only something like 2% of white Americans were rich enough to be slave-owners back when owning slaves was legal. And slaves could be white, black, or Native American. And in its early days, there was no slavery, but just indentured servitude, mostly of whites. It was a black man who legalized slavery in the first place by pulling some strings and making it so he can keep his black indentured servant forever.

I always find it funny how it's somehow some white privilege shit to talk yourself out of it. Only a slim piece of my family line were in America during slavery being legal, and they were poor farmers. A greater fraction of my family is from Eastern Europe, a place that the Ottomans took advantage of by enslaving the living shit out of.
And not just doing that, but creating eunuchs, too. Least Americans didn't do that shit.

Sauce? That sounds like something that'd be fucking hilarious to have ready to source whenever this is brought up.

todayifoundout.com/index.php/2013/08/the-first-legal-slave-owner-in-what-would-become-the-united-states-was-a-black-man/

Thank you.

I can do damage with this.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if this movie is a massive success like deadpool

All this bullshit makes me want to throw up. Especially knowing that blacks get accepted into Ivy League schools just for applying.

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sure, why not

That's some good readin'.
Shame they reused that last panel on two consecutive pages here

I might only lurk on /k/, but I'm pretty sure that would work, theoretically.
Given that Shazam is holding the cartridge completely still and hammer that replaces the firing pin hits hard enough, the bullet should fly out. Right? Not in a straight line or arc, rather, not very far, but it should still fire.

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He's Greek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christos_Gage

Bad people doing bad things?
The dreamy looking ones?
NOT IN THE CURRENT YEAR, GOD PLEASE NO!!!
OH THE FEMININITY!

Read his full name again.

Now I have to watch it.
Damn you, you got me again.

Naw, I don't believe it yet. But I had high hopes, too. I expected Suicide Squad being for DC what Guardians was for Marvel. But I guess they just can't pull it off.

Let me guess, he's complaining about the Joker/ Harley relationship.

When people not knowing shit about the franchise write reviews, what worth are they?

A proud Turk discussing with a woman about feminism? Oh shit, don't let Erdogan know, or he will be part of "the cleansing".

When they go for racewashing these days, they usually pick some minor actor not many have heard of.

'Usually' being the operative word.

Will's played at least two race swaps, not counting Suicide Squad

I've heard the first third is great, but when the action starts, it gets dull and cliché.

Weird… that's like most movies I've seen in the last 10 years, yet those weren't rated badly.
COUGH Marvel movies. COUGH any Disney and Pixar flick. COUGH

HERE WE GO

Suicide Squad's' Secret Drama: Rushed Production, Competing Cuts, High Anxiety

archive.is/3qoNN#selection-889.0-913.250

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My nigger

So what? If I was in Murrican politics and would imply conspiracy, you'd elect me in November.

That's what will happen, right…

Holla Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN.

You don't have to browse anonymous Mongolian cave-painting forums to see that this was going to be a trainwreck.
I'm surprised that the movie even has defenders before it's out. The delusions of fanboys must run deep.

So, show of hands, who is still going to go see this? I liked the trailers enough, and know the movie won't be as good as those, but I think my lowered expectations will help me still be fairly entertained. Obviously anyone who sees it has to come back and say if they wasted 2 hours or not.


THAT FUCKING MUCH? I get that WB isn't fucked for properties like Sony is, but they threw a lot of money into the DC movies, and it's only very recently they put someone in charge of them all (meaning we won't even see the effects of that change fully for a few years). I though for sure this would be a lower budget move than something like BvS, at least since the Suicide Squad is not that commonly known to regular people. But no…800 mil to BREAK EVEN. It's really going to depend on the word of mouth after this weekend.

I know people who HAVE to see a movie every weekend even if nothing looks appealing to them and they will go to shit films "just to be doing"
So this will make money in my hometown at the very least

Too bad Cletus

One review described Suicide Squad as "two hours of soul-sickening, sensory torment". Many reviews are saying it's WORSE than Batman V Superman, which is an amazing feat.

Suicide Squad sounds like it's the second coming of Catwoman.

Considering the quality of recent DC films, and the fact they let Ayer do whatever he wanted with The Joker, I have no trouble believing this.

I'm certain a good number are defending it to spite SJWs.

Reminds me of Holla Forums and DoAX3 even though it has less content than 2, volleyball's mechanics was dumbed down, and there was DLC.

Probably me, I usually go with my oldman on Sunday's. He likes action movies no matter how stupid they are and there isn't really anythin out right now that we haven't watched so far.

I'm even more surprised that some people here legitimately thought it was going to be good

Its current year, everyone is supposed to be sunshine and rainbows and considerate, my safe space told me so.

In all seriousness though, I expect this movie to make bank regardless of quality. It already has the Deadpool audience, and every casualfag I know has made plans to see it. If this is a universal trend it might see Guardians of the Galaxy levels of success.

It's not going to make bank. What's going to happen is a repeat of Batman V Superman, a moderately successful opening followed by a hard drop in sales.

The success of Deadpool and Guardians was because of positive word of mouth. If this movie is as shit as the critics say it is, it'll get strangled in the crib.

Yes but the disparity levels in ratings are absurd, Marvel movies arent THAT better and this ones arent THAT shitty, I mean, this is the kind of score movies like "meet the spartans" get.

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You mean after 8.0 and up Ghostblobs?! Pff.

I really don't know who to believe right now. A lot of the "reviews" seem to be bullshit angry SJW's taking out their anger on something with a sexed up female character. I don't think this movie will be amazing or a Marvel blockbuster level of good but I feel like it'll at least be a decent movie. Or in this case the best DC live action movie. But that's now really are a high bar to meet with everything they've been shitting out. But again I have no idea who genuinely says this film is bad and who just wants to shit on it because it goes against their agenda. I'm gonna go see it tonight and have fingers crossed that it'll at least be decent.

That's because DC's movies are schizophrenic messes. Marvel's movies are mediocre, but they're consistently mediocre. Warner's desperation and lack of direction are glaring apparent in their films.

Holla Forumsmrade, listen to me, a fellow Holla Forumsmrade: Suicide Squad is more than likely terrible.

I base this statement on years of experience. Warner right now is a complete clusterfuck as far as their cape films are concerned and nothing within the last two years have given me the indication that situation is going to change. In my opinion, it would be foolishness to believe that Suicide Squad would be any different, and that isn't even taking into account the reshots, re-edits, and over-all last minute re-branding it's gone over in the five months.

Even it's poster reeks of this shit. It's a cobbled together mess that tries to promote the film as something it wasn't before Batman v Superman bombed. Do not get you're hopes up, Holla Forumsmrade.

Not even just a little to hope it's at least entertaining?

You know… the design of the movie and the marketing were the only reason I got interested in it.

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Look, just because SJWs don't like something, does not mean it's not shit. Many of them threw a fit over the Finches' Wonder Woman run because David Finch had the gall to say that he doesn't think Wonder Woman is feminist. And trust me, the Finches' Wonder Woman run was terrible.

Conversely, just because SJWs like something, does not mean it's shit. They like Animaniacs, and Cracked, I think, tried to argue that Animaniacs was secretly progressive to justify their liking of it. Hell, some of them like South Park and did an insane amount of mental gymnastics to try and convince themselves that this latest season wasn't shitting on them

But user, Cracked is shit. Animaniacs is subjective though. Personally, I don't like it. But I never really liked any Looney Tune/Disney styled wacky cartoons in the first place. I see your point though.

I know it's shit. The whole point was that they're shit

Oh. Your wording made it seem like it was an example of something they liked but it wasn't shit.

I was saying that Cracked (bad) liked Animaniacs (good) and tried to claim Animaniacs (good) agreed with their politics to justify why Cracked (bad) liked it.

The movie isn't as advertised. From all reports, it's they hacked up a terrible Snyder film to make a sad GOTG.

Is there any other kind of Snyder film?

There's the "so bad it's good" Snyder film, but there's only one instance of that.

The point is, this film is Warner trying to salvage their DC movieverse after Batman V Superman and failing miserably.

You can see why with Marvel Studios, filmmakers don't come first

Is warner run by retards?
They have the biggest pop culture library bar none (Yes, even marvel), and they can't squeeze a single fucking decent movie.

The only good thing coming out of this shit puddle is that Snyder's career will go down in flames. He won't direct nor produce anything ever again.

They're definitely number two to Disney's number one

Most film studios are run by retards. Seriously, movie execs are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

I stand corrected.
They have the biggest pop culture library (in comic book form) bar none.

Well.

Yeah. But they are driven by greed. Can't they even do something that brings in the money?

Kevin Smith's a fat retard manchild though.

Not to mention a fanboy and friends with Ben Affleck.

Of course he was going to say it was a good movie.

Well…
Kevin Smith is a DC shill. He appears on the flash. And he will direct an episode. He was hired by DC to be the announcer of future projects in a youtube video. And he is pals with bat affleck who is now the producer of JL.

Also, Kevin Smith wouldn't recognize a good film even if it raped him in the butthole.

This. The film could've been Jered Leto shitting for two hours, complete with a toilet cam showing his multicolored clown turds, and he would say it's the best Joker interpretation of all time.


The CEO infighting has turned Warner into a bombed out hellscape of a company. It's nothing but yes-men now.

Then let the fucking studio burn to the ground. I thought capitalism was a meritocracy.

I will be happy if Snyder is forsaken from any and all films. But with my luck he will be directing the next year.

Even Shamalaya ding dong is directing again.

Kevin Smith named his daughter "Harley Quinn" and Warner Bros gifted him the Harley Quinn bat used in the film for shilling their Justice League garbage.

Kevin Smith isn't a fan of comics nor should he be considered an authority on comics. He is a fanboy in the worst sense of the term. He just gobbles up any garbage that's place in front of him that happens to have a DC or Marvel comics logo on it, which is why he's such a fat fuck.

I wish someone would plant that bat into the skull of that disgusting, slimy, sack of shit.

Look, you have to be really bad for Hollywood to never allow you to direct anything ever again.

No. You just have to piss off the right people.

Good thing he's now a 90s relic

This the guy?

Okay, but assuming you don't piss anyone off, you'd have to be really bad for Hollywood to never allow you to direct anything again

Case-in-point, Kevin Smith still makes movies

Shamalan still makes movies. Michael Bay still makes movies. Nolan still makes movies. SNYDER STILL MAKES MOVIES.

Because they're successful

It's the failures making movies that baffle people

Fix'd.

He was too good for our Earth.

Now he makes movie that are jokes for existing

One is the daughter of Jonny depp. Who is the other?

Smith's

Really? How is she not a ball of grease and fat?

Kevin Tsujihara became CEO after years of infighting between the different branches of Warner, mainly between him, Television Group President Bruce Rosenblum and Pictures Group President Jeff Robinov.

Those office wars basically fucked up the entire company, as departments completely restructured themselves to support their chosen candidate. This meant ousting anyone who wasn't perceived as loyal. This is why DC forced out of most of their editorial, since people like Janette Kahn and Paul Levitz could've been seen as devoted Tsujihara, which conflicted with Diane Nelson's support for Jeff Robinov. The dust settled in 2013, leaving a lot of scars, resignations, and broken branches.

Here's her mom

WFT!!!!
How can the fattest fan boy with just one good movie nail that kinda fox?

What am I doing with my life? I'm off to hollywood. To direct a single decent movie and then live in the surf of shit tidal wave. Later wankas

A wealthy, successful celebrity got a decent looking woman?

What black magic is this!!!

So, there's posts on Holla Forums of *someone* trying to push people to defend this piece of shit on the grounds that the SJWs don't like it.

I'd like to remind you that these marketers are the exact same people who thought they could make Ghostbusters a success by appealing to feminists, and with that failing miserably are trying to push us as the opposite demographic and create false controversies to get people to see shit movies for political reasons.

Finally I'd like to remind you that Suicide Squad:

-Pretty much ignores the source material.
-Pushes a flat-chested woman as a super sexy "male fantasy".
-Features a white to black raceswap in the lead role.
-Has a multi-cultural rainbow coalition cast of a black guy, a mexican, an asian chick, and a native american.

Their reasoning may be shit, but the movie is garbage. Don't be used.

I'm just going to point out that this is one shot and she looks well… different in all the other photos (you be the judge) and that Kevin Smith is incredibly defensive about people on the internet… expressing their opinion on his wife's appearance.

And also that I got all I needed to know about their relationship from the time he called into Opie & Anthony (or maybe it was one of his podcasts, I don't know) and he was talking about Guardians of the Galaxy, and that he was trying to get his wife to watch it and she angrily refused and rolled her eyes on the basis that it was a "guy movie" about "guys" and didn't focus on women.

Didn't they remarry?

I'm not going to go see this movie because their choice of music in the ads was obnoxious. I like the song Ballroom Blitz, but having to listen to the same 10 second clip of it is making me avoid YouTube for a few months.

Thats what they're doing. They tried to start with Green Lantern but had no idea how the character worked except for in Johns's run, which was WILDLY different from every run before it. Then they tried Man of Steel, a film that barely worked as a mediocre self contained film. Then Batman vs Superman, a match up of two characters who the audience has no emotional investment of as individuals or in relation to each other. Now comes Suicide Squad, because they ruined all their AAA superheroes and needed a vehicle for Will Smith.

Holla Forums baneposted themselves into retardation.

It's because of

Making Geoff Johns both the President and Chief Creative Officer of DC Entertainment shows how creatively bankrupt they are.

I've read Johns' work. He is the last person I want advising on a DC movieverse.

That's a funny way to spell enlightenment.

Isn't Nelson still President?

Yes. Apparently DC Entertainment is doing so well they need TWO presidents running it, just like their comic division.

I would ask "how do they get anything done", but I've seen their recent works.

Too bad we can't just put the KFC comic people in charge.

Don't tempt me with beautiful dreams, Holla Forumsmrade. I can only take so much sadness in my life.

Colonel Sanders movie when?

Him getting killed off from the Murderverse should've been merciful, buy they brought him back as a corpse in Batman bin Suparman

Jesus Fucking Christ.


You thought wrong.


Johns is supposedly President-In-Name-Only though, as he still answers to Nelson.

So are imageboards.

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DC comics has pleasant surprises? Unthinkable!

I see we've reached the point where sourcing your claims is problematic.

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