You have ten seconds to explain why you are not eating this fucking awesome...

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

you have ten seconds to explain why you are not eating this fucking awesome hamburger right now. if you cannot post your explanation within ten seconds of first seeing this post (including captcha entry time), kill yourself

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

It looks like five layers of shit and puss

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Cooked well-done

No lettuce, tomatoes, onions or observable condiments

Not a fatass

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

i usually do (use lettuce and tomato (see attached i made last night), but tonight i just wanted the pure meat and cheese experience

also, condiments on a good burger is almost as bad a ketchup on a steak

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

Sorry OP, I only eat chicken and fish. I'm not cucked by red meat

Enjoy eating the well-done Jew

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

I'd rather not burn through 4 dinners worth of hamburger meat for one meal.

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

I'll give no condiments a try next time I cook a burger, but you've got to justify the char-job you did there

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

im starving you fucker

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

because military

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

OP, if I ever find you, ima HURT you in a major, sexual way!! Believe that.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

it looks gross. you need to work on your lighting, user. presentation is everything!

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

As I started to read a Psychological book on how to deal with your problems, I started to feel repressed emotions & unknown emotions start to pop up to the surface. Lots of feelings of anger and pain until I turned numb inside. I didn't like it & I still don't like it.

Is this a necessary step into growing and transforming?? I've never experienced this before. It is overwhelming & exhausting…

Charles Green
Charles Green

It's just a cheeseburger, m8.

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

Don't want heartburns.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

becuz i'm living in a box in the alley. my wife just left me and took my child. I lost my job becuz i got wasted after my wife left and decided to drive to the liquor store to get more and ended up hitting a pedestrian crossing the street. I got an OWI and have a court date next week. So fuck you and your cheeseburger.

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

gastric ulcer

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

In a word, cheese. Dairy doesn't agree with me anymore. Take off the cheese and add a shit ton of raw onions and you've got a deal.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Because I'm a vegan.

Meat is murder.

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

too lazy to drive to mickey d's and order one, but it's certainly tempting

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

I would take a bite to try it. If I don't like it I won't eat anymore
If I like it, I might eat a little and put the rest in the fridge for later. Maybe that shit can last for 2 or 3 dinners.

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

can't tell if you're serious but same

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

hamburger

You must be a britbong. That's a cheeseburger.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Im at work plus im trying to cut my BF % right now

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

i am too drunk to hold such burg

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

At the moment, or all the time??

BTW, I am waiting for my beer right now. A 12pack & 2 tallies. I'd prefer to go to work hungover & kinda tipsy still. I hate my job..

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Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

I am shitting out this burger right now fam. Smells good

Also, rate pic related. I call it

Beef circle and chicken

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

stepping into 2017
not being vegan

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

because it looks like shit.

it's just meat and cheese, fuck that.

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

You have to go back. Now.

I'm not a 'murican.

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

because I'm fit/ and thats the food equivalence of a black cock with AIDS.

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Because this is why you are virgin and fat.

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Excessive amount of meat.
Meat is overcooked on an half and undercooked on the other half.
No cheese
Bread won't contain the inside
No vegetable
I bet the bread is sweet
That yellow sauce look disgusting and so does those burger.

Mason White
Mason White

I hope that's not supposed to be fully cooked. Some of those pieces of chicken are still raw. Enjoy getting salmonella poisoning.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

No cheese
That yellow sauce look disgusting and so does those burger.

It's melted american cheese, you fucking moron.

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

cooked wel done
Its a fucking burger not a steak chef ramsay

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

no money

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

I'm not a redditor

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

because i want to live past 30

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

I'm not really sure where to go to get such a burger.

Henry Long
Henry Long

This, and actually, eating ground beef that isn't sufficiently cooked is dangerous.

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

getting the shits for a day is dangerous

You'll just get mild diarrhea, it's not like you have to take a trip to the ER. Grow a pair of balls, faggot.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

Hey, if you can afford to take a shit break every other minute, more power to you, but some of us work for a living.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

but some of us work for a living

Not you obviously, since you are posting on Holla Forums on a Tuesday during morning hours.

inb4 b-but i'm European and just got off work

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

It's called a night shift, dingus.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Then why aren't you sleeping right now?

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

I have insomnia.

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

(Checked)
If it wasn't for the dubs, I'd say that you are reaching. However, since you got dubs, I'll just assume that you are telling the truth.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

having bread touch your meat
seriously heretic in here

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