Drunk Porn Writer here

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Drunk Porn Writer here.

If you've seen Axel Braun Marvel Parodies, You're welcome.

Ask me anything. I've worked with a lot of porn stars.

Juan Long
Juan Long

Are they all drugged out whores or just the women?

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

Why are actually good porn aimed towards women so rare? It really sucks because the ones that exist are overly romantic passionate bullshit, there's no porn where a dominant, good looking guy is in focus telling you what to do. It sucks, it cant be that manlet James Deen and Bryan Gozzling that only films deepthroats are the best we can get. Most girls actually want to be dominated, so there has to be a market for this.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

Some are "above it" (Asa Akira, Larkin Love, Lisa Ann and other Veterans)

but yes, most are. Most are drunk/drugged when we film, it's told to them that it's against regulation but they still do it and we just look the other way.

Most Jews, as the entire porn industry is run by them, don't give a shit about women.
They honestly just keep blacking them because "muh politics"

Independant writers do make decent fem porn, but they are far and few between. When writing scripts we are told shit like "REMEMBER DON'T DO X" and what not, most of it political but there is a reason that on porn sites for "Women" sections it's exclusively blacks.

Funnily enough when I wrote for a Nipponese company they told me to exclusively use whites dominating their own.

They're all fucked up m8

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

Just gonna list the stars I've worked with:

Riley Reid (FUCK. HER. WORST PERSON)
Larkin Love
Lisa Ann
Asa Akira
Stoya
Delila Darling
Allie Haze
Chloe Camille
Kendra Lust
Zoey Kush
Zoey Holloway
Sarina Valentina (Based)
Jamess Dean
Kiki Vidiis
Many others

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Riley Reid (FUCK. HER. WORST PERSON)
Elaborate
Asa Akira
Sarina Valentina (Based)
Jamess Dean
Any funny stories on these?

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

Serious question, but do the stars hate themselves?

and do the cameramen/people behind the scenes ever see any action?
I mean wouldn't you feel completely shit having to watch others have sex all the time and never get any yourself?

Please tell us why RR is the worst person?

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Last thread i asked about mia kalifa.

Whats up with her?

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Sarina Valentina (Based)
Is that the passable tranny?

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

not op but yes

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

Mia is okay, she's a pretty nice grill but she's still a "Star" in 2014 she was super bitchy all "OHHHH I'M ABOVE YOU ALL" but I think it's just because she was flavour of the month and it got to her head. Otherwise everytime I've worked with her post 2015 has been fine. She's very….shy, or rather awkward if that makes sense but she''s skeptical of whites/doesn't like them.

Sure is and >she's based as fuck. When she was onset with me was about the time of GamerGate and she was Pro-GG to the point where when we we're talking about Mass Effect 3 she informed me she "Fucking hates these people making her a novelty". She's fucking awesome and in all honesty Waifu material. Very great, very awesome, hope to work with her again but she doesn't return my emails :(

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

Yes and No.
Veterans don't give a shit, Casuals do.
You can always tell. Firsties often cry on set and that's why a LOT of edditing occurs.

We do, sometimes. I actually dated a star for a while buy I couldn't take it, we also get "rewarded" if we're not autistic: Asa akira has given me a blow job but only because we talked about Dragon Ball for an hour before hand as well as 2 others giving me full on.

Okay. Let me tell you about the bitch.
She comes on set and declares herself a celebrity. She won't take any direction and insists on humiliating the people meant to make her look good. When I went to approach her she said to me "Sorry, I don't talk to lower class" and on another shoot when I tried to talk to her told me she "Doesn't talk to none-celebrities".

She's a bitch and directors, filmers and fellow stars ALL hate her.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

So basically don't be a sperge lord and you'll get some action also.

Ok this might sound like a spastic question, but if everyone hates the bitch, why does she still find work?
Surely it'd be easy enough to find some other dumb pretty blonde to replace her right?

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

but yes, most are. Most are drunk/drugged when we film

So they arent faking, interesting.

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

Bingo.

Because she's hot and sells. She's a product.
Her name and "market" is all that matters. We can replace her, sure, but it takes a while for her to gain a backing.

There are A LOT of newbies wanting to break in (see: Cam Whores, Omegle Whores etc) but it takes a special damaged breed to be a star.

As I've said Lisa Ann, Asa Akira, Zoey Holloway and Ava Devine? They may be whores but guess what? They're SUPER fucking bro on set. Asa Akira got us muffins once and she talks to all of us (She's an Otaku if you wanna know), Lisa Ann is super funny and not in a "muh vagina" way, she makes me laugh. Ava Devine is a whore but she knows it and will fuck anyone on set but at the same time she'll say a lot of funny shit. Zoey Holloway is a legend in terms of dedication and classiness.

It's all about being bro-tier on set, because we're there atleast 6-12 hours and it sucks. So if you're funny and when you're pussy "farts" you laugh instead of going "OMG, STOP, STOP THE FILMING!" (ala: riley reid) then we like you. If you're there to do a job, then awesome.

Nice dubs, Yes and no. There's some that genuinely enjoy it and others that fake it. Look at the eyes and the hands, that's what I've learned. If you want Stars that definitely don't fake: Ava Devine, Nikki Rhodes, Chloe Camilla, Lucy Thai.

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

hope to work with her again but she doesn't return my emails :(

He was faking it… yes and no, i get it now.

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

Yeah I can see that.
Makes sense.
I've no interest in finding a job in your industry, but out of curiosity do people behind the set get paid well?

And how does the free porn industry impact everyones living as a whole?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

Ava Devine, Nikki Rhodes, Chloe Camilla, Lucy Thai.

Downloading, thanks mate.

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

Well, Money has always been good so much that I can support a family of 5. It's good pay but not consistant.

I have more if you want

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

I have more if you want

Seriously Santa?

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

Cool cool.
I suppose sex sells.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Same goy, is Sara Jay a man? how many post surgery "girls" are there? What about the girls doing sudoku?

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Kendra lust if she's with a young guy (She's…obsessed)
Allie Haze if she's with a grill
Piper Perri if she's with a nigger
Zoey Kush if she's with a white guy

No idea, never met her.
The tits are a good example if they're a trap, I've worked with a lot of traps.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

Piper Perri

I fucking love that whore when she is takint it in her ass, but niggers… well, its something, btw, nice hitler dubs.

Kendra is a pedophile… shota is real.

The tits are a good example if they're a trap, I've worked with a lot of traps.

Are you telling me that you believe she has a neo pussy?

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Trips

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

neat

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

If it helps Piper is fucked up, not as fucked up as Lexi. Though Lexi is fucked up but the sweetest little girl ever. (She like BD/LG) if it's not obvious.

Kendra probably faps to Shota, I wouldn't be surprised. She's always talking about it. Not Shota but "OHHH A YOUNG DICK? NOICE"

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

Though Lexi is fucked up but the sweetest little girl ever

More data please.

She like BD/LG

Google: LG bluray

Kendra probably faps to Shota, I wouldn't be surprised. She's always talking about it. Not Shota but "OHHH A YOUNG DICK? NOICE"

Can you talk with her about Holla Forums/b/ please?

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Does Stoya enjoy it? Seems like she does, also what was she like to work with?

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

90% he is just a fag roleplaying, but just for that small 10% i will stay.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

BTW, post a rare pic please.

Owen White
Owen White

Lexi
Møre about lexi pls

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

Lexi is a "little" ie she likes to pretend she's a little girl and whoever she is dating is her "daddy".

It's actually really sweet/cute. Look up Ageplay, she likes that and suddenly all her remakrs will make sense.

If I work with her again, sure. though most of us post here, /v/, /pol/ and /tv/ tbh. Hell I know for a fact larkin love, James dean and a few others do.

Sadly she's very "I'm doing this for feminism!", whenever she's on set she seems like the type who is doing it for pay only but remember, that's just what she says so hey maybe she does but doesn't want to admit it.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

James dean
Please tell me he's a /pol/ack.

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

I know he goes on /tv/ because we both talked about bane posting

"James, Ezra needs you for X, you ready?"
"Of coursh"
If you pull this off, will you die?
It'd be extremely painful
You're a big guy
For you
We both laugh
"Holla Forums?"
"Holla Forums."

Guy is breedy cool for a kike, but they're all kikes here, I'm one of the few irish.

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Why aren't you guys creative with the titles anymore? It's always just whatever the property is followed by "An XXX Parody". I miss the days of Forrest Hump and Edward Penishands.

What is it with the girls hired? Personally I love the idea of these parodies, but I have the same problem every time. There are tons of girls with gorgeous natural tits working in the industry but the girls in these particular videos only fall into one of two categories, flat and chunky or horrendously obvious implants.

Why not hire the thousands of girls with nice racks out there? Is it just cheaper to hire girls with terrible racks?

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

James Dean is a a fa/tv/irgin and initiated

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

For titles: Legal disputes, talked about this last thread but lawyers came at us and kikes found a loophole.

2. It comes down to drive. Some girls break down and cry/shake their first day, not many can make it past the "6 mark" (aka they do 6 films, break down and never do it again) those that do survive become stars but they are far and few between.

3. See above.

He also loves Full Metal Alchemist if that helps, that's how we bonded.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Lexi is a "little" ie she likes to pretend she's a little girl and whoever she is dating is her "daddy".

Yesssss

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

Riley Reid
Well, she looks like the typical entitled bitch, so no surprise here.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

She is. I have worked with her four times and all four times I've wanted to fucking kill her.

SHE STOLE MY FUCKING COLA!!!

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

Do you get paid hourly or what?

William Walker
William Walker

Yeah Hourly, but there's plenty of overtime which I take advantage of. alot of my coleagues don't realise spending 3+ Hours editing gets them a decent pay. Honestly it's a really good job and I'm grateful for it. My wife was skeptical at first but she realises that I don't want to fuck these people now. It's lots of fun too, plenty of bantz on set, the only issues are Divas, Safe Words and Feminists. that's it.

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

Well thats unfortunate about Stoya, always thought she was into it.

Ever work with Gianna Michaels? Ive heard shes made people quit the business

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

Stoya
she struck me as kinda sweet and fun until that whole james dean shit. How is she?
Larkin Love
Love her tongue. She dom in real life or is that all an act?
Chloe Camille
Fuck man you lucky bastard I love jerking it to her, did you have any part in that one where she's tied up and cumming all over a machine and is desperate to sit back on the cock when it slips out?
Sarina Valentina
I love her. How's she doing with all that plastic in her back and the issues from that? She ok?

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

Whats the story with safe words?

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

Whats the story with safe words?

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

hung over but ill continue for a bit,

Safe words are safe words and are used to stop when things get too intense for a person/they're going to break down. The problem with it is that we get a lot of SJW tier girls in the new cycles who use it whenever things get "rapey" aka it's not like vid related. It's annoying for everyone involved and they'll refuse to do anything at all as if them getting naked is something we should be grateful for.

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

She's nice but she drank the koolaid hard.

I don't really know, but i do know she's not a "fake gamer grill", she does her cosplay stuff by her own choice

Chloe is a walking parody of a Tumblr girl. She drank the koolaid and married a humorless dyke. Nah I work mostly on Parodies.

No idea, she doesn't return my emails so I gave up. She's a cool chick though

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Lexi is a "little"
Lexi Belle? That would make that clip of her saying she wanted to "fuck all the daddies" make sense.

Aw fuck, I've almost exclusively dated littles for like nine years. Not by choice either, they seek me out. Every girl I've ever met has told me I remind them of their dad. I was absolutely detested by it for a while, but eventually I embraced it (it's dead now, in part because we broke up but I actually made the /lgdd/ board with a little I was dating some time back.)

That's a weirdly comforting thought in a way that Lexi would totally be into me, but in my experience that means she's most likely nutty as fuck. I avoid them because they go through the same pattern, and when they reveal it to me my first question is "How do you feel about your dad?" If they loved their dad, it's smooth sailing. They're basically worshipful and forgiving the entire relationship. If they hate their dad on the other hand, it's smooth sailing for like a year, then suddenly she becomes a "brat" constantly trying to provoke punishments, and then "You're just like my father" takes a way more aggressive, negative tone. "What are you gonna do?! Hit me!?? LIKE MY FATHER?!!!" Fuck that.

Second one I dated, I got into a community of 'em for a while, and it drove her nuts. She was a borderline but denied it despite the diagnosis. After weeks of saying "These girls are so much like me!" one by one they all started dropping made up rape stories, to the point that it eventually became a competition, and one by one they revealed they all had borderline.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

What other cosplays does Larkin do, you know?
For that matter, you mentioned Asa Akira's an otaku - what kind?

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

Never worked with her but i've heard stories

Yeah that line was a none-phasing to me when I heard it. From what I hear she hasn't had a good family life, something to do with her cousin trying to win custody and this whole debacle.

Power Girl, neon Genesis, stuff like that, hell just type in her name + cosplay and you'll see a lot

Entry level, I know she likes Dragon Ball, Pokemon and shonen stuff.

John Baker
John Baker

most jews as the entire porn industry is run by them

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Did they cum from anal? i am talking about legit XX please.

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Anything about Liv Wylder?

Colton Long
Colton Long

Ooh do tell those Gianna stories if you can

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

I'd say…15% but most don't or refuse. Anal takes a lot of prepping and a lot of drugs

Most Anal scenes are done drunk if you want to know or with a LOT of adderal.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Pure hear say but
Once told a Camera Man that he was a camera man because nobody wanted to fuck him, not even the porn stars, then told him she was kidding got him to show her his cock, he refused, she pulls down his pants and starts laughing at it, guy leaves the set.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

Uh, this isn't some revalation. Like a minute of googling porn directors would show you they're kikes

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

I know he goes on /tv/
Post yfw you many have Orsonposted with Dean

Chase Green
Chase Green

Fucking savage, that poor guy. I always thought she was cool and not a bitch, oh well. Got any more good ones?

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

honestly it surprises me more that any of them are not like that and just complete bitches.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

bump

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

If you're a "writer" why are you even on the set?

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Zoey Holloway
If legit, thanks.

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

Fuck, that's a good point. All of my time lurkin this thread was for nothing I guess.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

He doesn't know

We have the option to sit in. It's called a benefit of working for the company.

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

I heard a lot of porn girls are forced or otherwise compelled to be in/stay doing porn. You ever hear anything like that?

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

Thats Japan user.

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

she

I've probably told James Deen to fuck off

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