I just accidently ate 3000 calories worth of peanuts and im feeling pretty...

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

I just accidently ate 3000 calories worth of peanuts and im feeling pretty nutty
AMA

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

what's your favorite animal?

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Sea turtle

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

how large is your dong?

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

Why did you make this thread?

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

About 5-6 inches

Pissing in an ocean of piss

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Can you find him?

John Thompson
John Thompson

who will win this Sunday: Becky Lynch or Alexa Bliss?

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

are u nuts

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

Found him

Alexa bliss, without a doubt

I have two personalities, nicest person you will ever meet, and nutty buddy

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

IT'S

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

I just accidentally drank a fifth of bourbon, and I'm feeling pretty drunky. AMA.
btw the accident was not that I drank the bourbon, but that I drank the whole fifth! I left the liquor store less than 30 minutes ago and the fifth was full.

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

Why didn't you get 2 fifths of bourbon?

Jace Long
Jace Long

enjoy diabetes

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

Good question.
Now I may have to go back.
in b4 you have to go back.

I may just smoke a bowl and wait for this bottle to fully kick in.
When slamming it takes an hour or so for it to bring you all the way around. That's why the cops always wait b4 giving you a breathalyzer.

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

Would you like some peanuts?

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

Now that I'm stoned… Yes.
I could eat a whole fucking elephant right now; plus all his peanuts!

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

you sure sound like someone who would enjoy elephant cock, OP. and why in the fuck would you eat that much peanuts? how retarded are you exactly? also, when are you planning to kill yourself?

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

assumes I am OP, or that I have eaten any peanuts.
Protip: I am not, and have not.
Another protip: learn to fucking read and how to follow a thread. I'm drunk off my ass, but at least I can do that much!
also, suck my elephant cock.

Logan Long
Logan Long

using my OC from 2014

thx 4 making my day fam

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Are you nuts?

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

I have two personalities, nicest person you will ever meet, and nutty buddy

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

5-6 inches
This either means five to six or -1.
Either way not accurate enough you lying faggot

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