Why can I get laid at parties but nowhere else

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

Can't get a girlfriend, can't get much girl attention at all

At parties girls are usually pretty up on me as long as there's enough alchohol and music

inb4 its only because they are semi drunk
I mean like compared to the other guys that are there, I get more grinds, more make outs, and if no one gets in the way like a girls friends or some shit I can walk out with a girl

John Green
John Green

Because its the only place girls can't clearly see what a pathetic failed normalfag you are, mostly because of the booze and loud music.
Now fuck off back to reddit.

James Rivera
James Rivera

Becasue you flirt well but have a dismal personality.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Because of the desperate sluts and cheap intoxicants?

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

Because many girls go to parties to get laid, and feel like failures if they can't, so they relax their standards more and more as the night goes on (or just go into it with relaxed standards). It's basically how bars used to be… and how bars in shithole towns still are.

You aren't getting "more grinds" the other guys just know what's up and are going after the hotter girls, while you're shooting for your usual league… which as I mentioned, is relaxing their standards severely… so you're looking OK to them.

Basically every college/high school party for a modern girl is the way prom was for 1950's-1980's guys. It was WHERE you were SUPPOSED to get laid.

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

getting girls' attention is easy.
you have to believe you're somebody worth pay attention to. practice having this belief. itll take you through a few stages before entirely working for you, such as awkwardness, arrogance and finally perfection.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

just show them your package and they'll decide.

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

To expand on this… girls are more aggressive at parties.

I don't hit on girls ever. But I get laid at parties. I've had girls I've never seen walk up to me, sit in my lap, put my hand on their tits and start chewing on my neck. 9/10 they're dogs… but every once in awhile they're actually not half bad, just drunk, horny and desperate. I'm always hanging out with other guys; so basically their thought process is: "He's not taken by a bitch that's gonna start shit with me for doing this… he's either single or gay… easy pickings if single… we'll laugh about it and someone else will catch on to what I want and approach me if gay." I'm basically drunk chick bait in parties.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

I always refuse to touch fat girls, and I never see any girls with ugly faces at these things
inb4 beer goggles

I don't even drink when I go to these things because it would cloud my mind, although if someone is like "yo user take a shot with me haha" I do it, also sometimes I'll hold a cup with beer in my hand or something and take tiny little sips or something to blend in

sit on your lap out of nowhere
Same, I've had girls just walk up to me and plop on my lap and be all touchy feely, good looking ones too

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

stop being a fool and get up out of your gay chair and go get some thick bitches - you need to act like a real bossman around ladies so them drunk ones stay away and you get some good pussy.

Adrian White
Adrian White

I've been told by loads of people that I look good, like a solid 7/10

Is it possible that I don't have the social know how to get a girlfriend, but when you take the party environment and all its factors that suppress most social stuff, that leaves only my looks which is enough to get me girls?

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

how to get HPV : the thread

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

OP hasn't been unanimously told to fuck off for being a normalfag
Well I guess that's it, Holla Forums is /facebook/ now.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Because he's not a normalfag. He's a loser who's puzzled by the fact that drunk horny girls are drunk and horny. He needs help.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Doesn't HPV do like… nothing… to guys? It just gives chicks cuntcancer, no?

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

goes to parties to try and fuck girls
wants to know why he's not getting more girls
not a normalfag
Like I said, /facebook/

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

Enjoy your STDs, degenerate.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

it's the virus that causes genital warts, you ignorant bastard.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

Cause you're a partyboy. Might be a decent fuck, fun for a bit, but if you had more going for you you'd have said so. You're the Chad frat boy.

If you had a great, well paying job that was making you happy, you'd have said so by now. If you had a wonderful hobby that had caused you to develop a skill, I think you would have mentioned that. If you were genuinely good looking and not ~average or worse, you would have said something.

My guess is you're fat but not morbidly obese, not quite six feet tall, and you don't really have much going for you beyond a somewhat charismatic personality, but a frankly dumb brain if you can't figure out why girls won't stick around.
Or you have a small dick and/or are bad in bed.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

acquire GHB
dose grills
proceed to intercourse

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

I don't even know how you get invited to parties.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

He's a male whore. A whore who services males.

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

women get beer googles just like men.. who knew?

You're a fat guy.. amrite?

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

Literally not even fat and am 6'4

I think basically at parties you don't have to be a normie to get girls

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