AYYY LMAO

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

Ayys have abducted you.

They give you a choice for earth's future:

They drop pods full of nanobots that are programmed to kill any racial group of your choice. Just one though.

They introduce nuclear fusion to a nation of your choice

They abduct any one world leader and replace him or her with a bio-robot that takes commands from you remotely

They render the userbase of any one website violently insane

They do nothing but leave you with some dank ass space weed

CHOOSE WISELY Holla Forums

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

DUDE

Christian Green
Christian Green

Can I take a religious leader instead of a world leader?

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

They render the userbase of any one website violently insane
google

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

OP here: sure why not. He is a leader within a the world.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Sweet, Robo-Pope will slowly start to claim that god has prolonged his life so he can lead the army that retakes the holy land.
The church will be a little worried but not too much as a 79yo won't live that long, right? But Robo-Pope doesn't age, instead he starts weight training in St. Peter's Square. Soon enough someone will try to bump him off but Robo-pope is immune to bullets as this is gods will.

I recon within 20 years I can have even the least faithful catholic willing to follow Robo-pope into battle.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Give nuclear fusion to Best Korea

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

replace best korea leader

give nuclear fusion to everyone

James Taylor
James Taylor

They drop pods full of nanobots that are programmed to kill any racial group of your choice. Just one though.
All negroid people eliminated. Africa/Europe becomes habitable, world hunger ends, no more Nigerian email scams, no more violence, governments around the world eliminate national debt without the strain of millions of welfare-niggers, AIDS ceases to be a pandemic, global literacy up 40%, no more money being dumped into stupid nigger shit like food stamps or UNICEF so we can fund space exploration.
This is the only way humanity can advance.

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

no more violence, governments around the world eliminate national debt
You make some good points but this is just delusional.

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

I hope everyone turns into faggots

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

Replace Putin

Use Russia to purge middle east

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

I wonder just how much Russia could piss of NATO / US before they retaliated.
So long as Russian gas is heating western Europe and they have the worlds largest nuclear arsenal I think they could do a lot so long as they didn't touch Saudi Arabia or Israel.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

What do these ayyleens want in return for this favor and why does it involve anal probing?

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

They drop pods full of nanobots that are programmed to kill any racial group of your choice. Just one though.
Jews or blacks depending on the coin flip.

They introduce nuclear fusion to a nation of your choice
North Korea for shits and giggles.

They abduct any one world leader and replace him or her with a bio-robot that takes commands from you remotely
China (biggest fucking "human" army)

They render the userbase of any one website violently insane

cuckchan's Holla Forums so that the ayys go insane

They do nothing but leave you with some dank ass space weed

DUDE WEED LMAO

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

All users of that JIDF site

Henry White
Henry White

If I had to do all of this: Chinese, China, Trump, Facebook

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

To all tards saying "biorobot please", pope didnt want bank? rekt, president didnt do this? rekt, your biorobot will be killed the first day.

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

dam this is hard.
Can't choose

They drop pods full of nanobots that are programmed to kill any racial group of your choice. Just one though.
KIKES

They introduce nuclear fusion to a nation of your choice
My home country which I am not going to name

They abduct any one world leader and replace him or her with a bio-robot that takes commands from you remotely.
TRMUP

They render the userbase of any one website violently insane
FACEBOOK

They do nothing but leave you with some dank ass space weed

SWEEEEEEEET

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

this
should have killed kikes instead

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

Name your nation nigger

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Give fusion to cuba. Wager how quickly bay of pigs 2: electric boogaloo takes

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

nanobots kill
Kikes
Nuclear fusion to
USA
Bio-robot leader
China
Insane userbase
un.org

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Replace the head kike and use his influence to make anime real

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

Gimme some of that dank space weed. Enough for a lifetime.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

I could use some of that dank ass space weed right now too! Not gonna lie.

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

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Mots keep delleting this. Hurry, save this.
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