Write a haiku about what you're doing at this very moment. I'll go first

Write a haiku about what you're doing at this very moment. I'll go first.

My ass is burning
The stench is overwhelming
I suffer in filth

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I sit and await
My sad and inevitable fate
Doing nothing great

Your sadness is felt
By myself though no one else
What a lonesome thread

Elusive sleep
Eyes dry, no rest here
Black mirror shines

Sitting here alone
Waiting for mummy's tendies
FUCK, HURRY UP MOM

Hole in the ceiling
Slowly water drips below
It is slow torture

Retards in this thread
Remember, seven here
And five here

My wife went out
To buy tobacco
I fapped

Computer broke then
Must gain energy to fix
But always tired

I laugh at anons
I know true haiku format
Try senryus, faggots

Wake the same nightmare
My four legged friend comes near
Red fur drys my tears

old pond
a frog leaps in
water's sound

In their multitude
Stars, twinkling in the night sky
Alone, here I lie

Silence is sacred
Within the void lies solace
Sweet Mother's embrace

Thinking of dying
What is the point anymore?
I want some waffles

Enjoying my lunch.
Having a job is hard guys.
Need the money though.

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A day at the beach,
The rock crabs of Rellekka,
Just 4 more levels…

In Twenty-Sixteen,
Remember the December
Were the world went mad?

Nocturnal lifestyle
Working overnight in retail again
I am a failure

By Trump's will and might
Liberals will cry tonight
Holla Forums is always right

Distilled water jug
Squidward getting his groove on
Everything is bad

Gaze at computer
Occasionally I laugh
OP is a fag

I suck at Haiku
I wish I'd do better
But i fucking can't

Watch T.J. Hooker.
Girlfriend and I on break;
Jesus, I miss her.

No future, no aim
And browsing Holla Forums yet again
It is 4AM

I can't stop farting.
I just ate a big dinner.
Need to take a shit.

My youth is wasted
I feel less day after day
Chocolate pudding

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Fuck off you dumb nigger. Learn how to do math.

i am outta this plane
bury two thumbs disappear
three eyes among me

this shit's got to stop
i have had it up to here
neck-deep in bullshit

Look at this dumb fuck
Clueless and illiterate
Fucking troglodyte

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Keep proving his point
Keep us posted on your great—
Stupidity, fag

I might just be wrong
When I count the syllables
First line has six m8

the poster of post
six four six oh seven two
three is a retard

shiet, i think you're right.
how about "i'm outta this plane" instead?

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Hey, alright anons
This guy is just baiting now
Don't feed him replies

You finally got one user, good job.

Procrastinating
On Holla Forums and fucking bored
I should do homework

Time to bump this thread
It serves as a creative▬
Outlet for user

feeling kinda bad
I just got caught stealing
hope I get away