So I moved to my own apartment a while ago

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.

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Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

Just buy toilet paper like it's the most normal thing in the world, because it is.

Unless you're Pajeet.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

probably should pick up some tampons while
you are there.
you know, for your pussy

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Just go to self checkout
Alternatively, buy it with other innocuous things so the cashier doesnt even notice it(like condoms, lube, and rainbow dash plushies)

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

ffs. shut your newfag holes. all of them and forever.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Xdxdxd us oldfags rite? Ive been here since last summer XDDdD

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

2016.
having to leave house.
not buying all your stuff online.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

The amount of people itt that don't know this joke means we have problems. You all have to go back.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

Have your mum send you toilet paper like this guy

reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5fcn0c/my_mom_wont_stop_sending_me_toilet_paper_i_live/?st=iw2pf58e&sh=364635e3

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

You should take a trip to the nearest corporate entity and purchase only toilet paper, vaseline/hand lotion/ lubricant and pornography of your choice. That way the implication will be that you intend to masturbate rather than attempt to clean your anus with it. Laughter avoided.

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

Just fucking do it.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

believing op is being serious
not realizing this is a joke posted all the time
linking to reddit
Oh god you have to go back

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

you have to go back

Fine

reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2j8vg8/i_am_hotwheelscopypastefredrick_brennan_the/

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

you niggers don't even recognize this thread

where did everyone go?

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

That's one of the saner kikewheels'
moments.

David Howard
David Howard

Buying toilet paper and not just stealing giant rolls from the dispenser in fast food restaurant bathrooms

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

not using wet wipes

its like you want to have swampass

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

Just buy toilet paper but ask it to be gift wrapped.

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

Just use your hand to wipe, then lick it clean.

David Cox
David Cox

be current year
not using designated shitting streets

why even live? shit in the street like a civilized person. indoor toilets are unsanitary and toilet paper is filthy.
the cashier is right to judge you.

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

just get a tall step stool and put your feet up on it like you would with stirrups. after the dump, squirt your butt whole with a spray bottle set to fine stream. blast deh poopies right off and then pull up your pants

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

Self service till or steal a roll at a time from bars/restaurants/hospitals/libraries you frequent.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

kek

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