So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
So I moved to my own apartment a while ago
Just buy toilet paper like it's the most normal thing in the world, because it is.
Unless you're Pajeet.
probably should pick up some tampons while
you are there.
you know, for your pussy
Just go to self checkout
Alternatively, buy it with other innocuous things so the cashier doesnt even notice it(like condoms, lube, and rainbow dash plushies)
ffs. shut your newfag holes. all of them and forever.
Xdxdxd us oldfags rite? Ive been here since last summer XDDdD
having to leave house.
not buying all your stuff online.
The amount of people itt that don't know this joke means we have problems. You all have to go back.
Have your mum send you toilet paper like this guy
You should take a trip to the nearest corporate entity and purchase only toilet paper, vaseline/hand lotion/ lubricant and pornography of your choice. That way the implication will be that you intend to masturbate rather than attempt to clean your anus with it. Laughter avoided.
Just fucking do it.
believing op is being serious
not realizing this is a joke posted all the time
linking to reddit
Oh god you have to go back
you have to go back
you niggers don't even recognize this thread
where did everyone go?
That's one of the saner kikewheels'
Buying toilet paper and not just stealing giant rolls from the dispenser in fast food restaurant bathrooms
not using wet wipes
its like you want to have swampass
Just buy toilet paper but ask it to be gift wrapped.
Just use your hand to wipe, then lick it clean.
be current year
not using designated shitting streets
why even live? shit in the street like a civilized person. indoor toilets are unsanitary and toilet paper is filthy.
the cashier is right to judge you.
just get a tall step stool and put your feet up on it like you would with stirrups. after the dump, squirt your butt whole with a spray bottle set to fine stream. blast deh poopies right off and then pull up your pants
Self service till or steal a roll at a time from bars/restaurants/hospitals/libraries you frequent.