Come back late

What do you do?

Shit on the hood of his car.

Break his windows

stick twigs in the tire valves, carefully so you dont start the alarm

slash the tires

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Its not like it can be read with Michael j fox's camerawork here

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Now all we need is the state.

Also there's no EXIF data in the picture and it's night so you can't guesstimate the time zone. It was posted at 5:13 pst though, and considering how dark it is and the fact that the picture was probably taken a bit before posting I'd assume he's in the Mountain time zone or further east.

There's no snow, so he's not in Alaska or the Rockies.

So I'd guess he's on the eastern half of the country.

Shove a shotgun shell down his exhaust pipe

cry harder, diddums.
if parking worries are a thing in your life, leo hates you.

cum on the door handle/ sock smash his window, back window so the alarm doesn't go off?

So are the rest of them capable of shaving themselves? Did this one retard decide he want a mustache or is his caretaker playing chia pet?

Honestly assuming they're indifferent it's kind of cruel to shave retards. Just let them have full beards unless they want to be shaved.

Why would he? Im getting tired of people posting the censored version of screenshots etc when all thats blocked is some cunts name.

do pic related

Is this shitty pic better? You can't tell he double parked in it either, deafening the purpose.

he can't park and you don't know how to take a picture

It's an Ohio plate

2012 Ram 2500 SLT
VIN: 3C6UD5ML2CG318409

couldn't he just open the handle and remove it

topfuckingkek


No hole opens up when you pull the handle, he'd need to cut the cable tie.

pretty much

Get mad and post on an image board asking for advice on actions to take with no intent to follow through on them.

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put match sticks in the keyhole

report a stolen car.
use a voip or payphone so you cant be traced.

if they ask you for a name, say whatever fakeass name, then if they tell you but the car is registered to …….. tell them yes that's my nephew he went lookin for the car and asked me to report…

deliver faggot or gtfo

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turns out owner is nigger, gets shot by police

tar and feather his windshield

Be fat all over the place.

Stop being a pussy an either
A. Pull his truck out of that spot with a bigger truck(protip: you should be driving a bigger truck than that
B. Park perpendicular in front of him
C. Piss in the gas tank

The real answer is go home and have a wank to hentai porn.

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this seems legit. especially 5 days after the op.
just trot down to the parking lot, pull the nigger av into a better position and then piss in the tank. why not?

Inbred redneck detected.

oy very, go get your tendies and go back inside

Fuck you dysnomia you will be the death of this board.

He's right against the curb, on the edge of the parking lot. There's nothing he could really do to not be double parked in that very narrow spot than to not have the car he has.

Rape and murder the car
thats all im going to say

Pls dont enable this faggot

get some rubber gloves and spraypaint the line over his car.

Actually he has plenty of space on both sides

This

DRUG REFERENCE!!

key the car

How evil. 2 sec with a fucking lighter and that shit is gone truly a master mind

Nothing because we've all been there and I'm a real human bean.

You're all faggots.

think about all the other horrible first world problems we suffer from