SHORT BOY / TALL GIRL

I tried making a thread about this on /soc/ on 4chan several times but it was a total dud. (I understand why, most girls don't like shorter guys) but hey I'd figured I'd give it another shot here.

I'll post my height and pic in the thread.

ANYWAYS, yeah I'm 19, 5'4"ish and I really only have much interest for girls taller than me.
I know this is 8/b/ but you guys don't have a /soc/ so I wasn't sure which board to go to.

my skype is Holy Champion Valentine

Let the short jokes roll out.

One more pic of my face for good measure, then I'm done.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Fuck, wrong thread.

I understand your frustration not-so-user-anymore. Most girls need that white knight to come save them from the yuge hentai tentacle monster, that's why most choose attractive, muscular/fit, caring, confident men. I shouldn't say most because I'd be generalizing but it's true d00d. Almost every girl likes big dicks too, or has craved one, so if you have a micro penis you're fucked, maybe. You just have to find the one. You've got the looks by the looks of it.

What's the reason behind all of this though.
BTW, I'm 6'1" so I'm good :)

you should become a trap, my dude

post your hips

I want an open discussion user plz

bump, woopsies

????????????????

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sorry user :(

ANSWER YOU CUNT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US :(

Well I have a huge cock compared to my size so…

what would you like to discuss.

I also like tall girls

Legs for days.

why you made this thread and why tall women; relatively to you or a good 6ft?

How big, a huge cock for that size would be like 4 inches, without taking into account your race/ethnicity/cultural background

Get the fuck out.

Both. I like them taller than me, but I like them really tall.

I haven't measured but it goes past my belly button.


I RARELY use 4chan, and since all this political shit started happening there, with subtle censorship, I don't want to go there anymore.

measure it… relative size is relative, mine goes past my belly button too but I'm 6'1"

You're fucking gay.

Sounds like you'd fit in more there.

no u

but srsly, why do you like them tall OP. Stop being

I don't know WHY, I just think it's cute and sexy.
I like to look up at them v.v

it's uncommon
country?

I'm american.
Don't shun my emoticons.

why cute and sexy, there's always a root
state?

I like feeling smaller, I generally like taller girls proportions more, I like long legs, I'm submissive?
The list goes on. I have a ton of reasons, but the biggest one is just… I find it attractive.

state?
BDSM? Why go on /soc/, what made you think those tards over at 4ch would form a coherent thought on this subject? Getting at taller girls who like shorter man, like 5'4", brings up the whole submissive stuff. Idk d00d, I would've thought you wanted to be tall since most girls like taller guys and tall girls like even or taller guys :/

I like being short because it totally fits my personality, plus my sexual preferences.
It can't be helped that it doesn't align with most other people sexual preferences.

No not BDSM (Unless she was into it) I'm just submissive in general.

I'm in socal.

that's a cool cat
is it british?

Egyptian actually.

Oh im a retard and thought you were talking about my cat.

Bi? Have you had any luck? Especially in socal.

I am bi. I have had some luck online but I'm mostly a shut in so not TOO much luck in person.

I'm getting in bed with my shitty chromebook that can't use skype, so my discord is Venomous Valentine#3790

yes you are but your cat is fine too

also nice dyed hair fag if you want a tall girl you gotta work hard and make yourself a real catch to make up for that deficiency

lol, this
OP, what not be a social person??? How do you expect to get at tall girls since that type is rare online.
Luck with m/f online? My money goes on m

Well I got pretty close with this cute aussie girl whos a whopping 6'5"
and a bunch of other tall girls for periods of time. But people come and go sometimes.

online? Why not go to like places and have something real with someone. It can be hard but you have the looks dude, nohomo

ya huh

Dude ur not ugly so that's not it. im only 5'6 but even for me getting a girl is impossible. Its like I know being short isn't a death sentence for getting women, but the way it's effected the way i view myself and my personality does make me unattractive to most girls. I kinda became gay (idk what lgbt faggots say sexuality is malleable) and i think thats the solution for me. Yeah no happy ending, sorry.

Maybe someday.

Hey nobody said you had to believe me. I just answered the question.

I'll get one eventually.

fake until you make it faggots, it's not difficult. Giving up easily will throw your self-esteem down the drain :)

Yeah that's the key really, although i can't even make eye contact with someone attractive im that bad. Baby steps I suppose

what you did was prattle on about how you weren't sure of anything

what do you mean?

never with that mindset

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so? Everything I said was true.

im 1.906.3 for burgers
Fuck this gay earth

fuck baby steps, as long as you know what you want don't chicken out. Don't go full assburgers on them though.

>>6448126
this guys gets it

Have you actually considered being with someone irl?

everything you said was meaningless and did not address his question

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET A TALL GIRL

NOT

HAVE YOU HAD OPPORTUNITIES TO GET A GIRL

YOU RETARD FAGGOT

Oh. Shit man, first I have to find one. The rest isn't that hard.

OH!

WE GOT AN EXPERT PUA HERE

PLEASE SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH US SENSEI

YOU ARE SO SUGOI!

for shame

I never claimed to be an expert. you're taking all the things I say out of context.

no I'm speaking with hyperbole and and you're speaking like a fag

You're giving me loaded questions, and then twisting my answers. It's a pretty low tactic.
You should get a job at CNN.

also you're slow as fuck at typing

I was beating off.

that's a poor excuse I can type this fast one handed

I wasn't looking at the thread because I was looking at porn…

and now I'm going to sleep.
Goodnight.

Lol manlet.

It's not easy being 5' 6"

I've returned.

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that is a really cute show.

Is 5'8 still a manlet?

holy shit this is pathetic

Why do you persist, you miserable little asshole?

Do you realize just what a waste you are? Just what a miserable little person you’ve turned out to be. Think. Think back. To your childhood. Think about how full of promise and excitement you were. Now think about how you’ve suffocated and murdered that child under the weight of your own inadequacy.

You’ve disappointed everyone, you know. Your mother can barely stand the sight of you, you are now as much the child she took to her breast as the cancerous lump growing in her uterus is. At least that lump of cells holds no false promise but peace from your wretched existence. Think back to all the people you ever encountered in your squandered life and say a quiet apology to them for being a complete waste of their time and faith. That girl who actually liked you, who so foolishly indulged in fantasies of being married to and having children with and dying peaceful, grey haired on a bed with. Just think, she’s currently rutting with some other, much more successful man (unlike you, who could barely be called a man, let alone human) filling her womb with his seed, propagating his lineage.

Do you feel it? Do you hear it? Her nails on his back. Her moans of ecstasy when he takes her. They’ll have a long, happy future together. A better one than you could’ve ever given her. Your lineage is squandered on rags, dying, encrusted, yellowing rags and filling the dank air of your festering living area. You have failed not just as a person, but as a basic living being. You snap at people who have no identity, who will come and go through your life, and you meet them with hostility. Killing yourself would simply be a benefit to you so in actuality I hope you never die. I hope you just keep living, in this constant state of mediocrity and anger.