List of meme distros: Mint: muy hi-quality securidad lfs: A good "learning experience" and little else Gentoo: compile for three hours for that 0.001% speed increase Funtoo: See Gentoo Exherbo: Gentoo, but more autistic Debian: Billion year old packages. Unless you bring in some newer packages and fuck over the stability of your system and why even bother Devuan: twitter.com/shitdevuansays Slackware: No dependency resolution wew lad Ubuntu: hipster Fedora: Bug: "DNF can remove system packages if you used PackageKit" OpenSUSE: The worst "control panel" UI known to man Arch: curl | sh: the distro Void: Arch, but more autistic Manjaro: curl | sudo sh: the distro Antergos: Arch with a GUI installer Alpine: Nobody actually uses this Qubes: Tin-foil shit Elementary: MacOS, but worse Deepin: ChinkOS Mageia: Basically a shitty Fedora clone ChromeOS/ChromiumOS: ok Solus: "I wanna build my own DE, so I'm building my own OS." SteamOS: I dunno if this or ChromeOS is more botnet
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, NSA/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of NSA which is widely used today is often called "Windows", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA Project.
There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Windows is normally used in combination with the NSA operating system: the whole system is basically NSA with Windows added, or NSA/Windows. All the so-called "Windows" distributions are really distributions of NSA/Windows.
Nathan Jenkins
OP, do BSDs next!
Elijah Taylor
Nobody uses gentoo for the -march=native gain. I use it because that's the only distro I can use without the dbus/polkit disease.
David Sanders
I'm surprised people here don't just use bare metal Emacs.
Easton White
So the best thing about the distro is a meme? Wew lad.
Austin Watson
So you just never automount anything? Seriously, I'm interested, do you really go through a manual mount whenever you plug in a USB stick?
Ian Torres
wew
Wyatt Hill
I don't even run Gentoo and I do that.
Jack Lewis
Okay one of the best things abut Slackware. Slackware is just fucking amazing in every department.
Anthony Martin
It's not obscure at all. It was the most popular distro for a long time.
Tyler Reed
autofs, m8.
Carson Ward
can someone translate this to English?
"my high-quality [contemptuous babble]"?
Nolan Wood
He's saying mint is insecure because
Aiden Murphy
it's obscure relative to windows/mac, and it's very accessible for retarded hipsters
Luis Ward
Fedora has honestly been pretty great so far, haven't found anything to dislike about it. dnf and rpmfusion are nice and just werk, I always hated apt so I didn't want to install debian and I'm too lazy for arch. Will stick with this a while since I don't see any reason not to besides systemd obviously
Chase Lopez
and DRPMs are comfy as fuck.
Jason Rivera
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Charles Davis
Go use slackware then anime fag.
Camden Edwards
I run bleeding edge Slackware. ;^)
Thomas Peterson
Except Windows 95 and lower, which didn't have the NSAKey in it yet. Believe that was only NT4.0+
Are you the same faggot that posted this inaccurate bullshit on Holla Forums and got BTFO?
Nathaniel Fisher
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Carson Morris
b-but I like yast... If you don't like the GUI then why not just use the ncurses version?
Benjamin Green
TempleOS is the king of meme operating systems, friend.
Ian Russell
i prefer to edit every config file with vi over a serial connection attached to a 25 year old thinkpad running Hurd
i also only type using my penis, and SUSE is gayer than I am
huff raid
Cameron Martinez
you just went full edge brah
Jace Allen
i'm not wrong
also thanks fam i try tbqfh
Dominic Scott
If you're using anything lower than Windows 7 you literally are worse than all the normies with iphones combined. And if you don't trust Windows 7+ but don't use linux you're even worse than that.
Joshua Collins
BACK TO THE MAILING LIST
Carter Bailey
woke niggas reppin in this thead
Ryder Garcia
top tier: RHEL, Debian destitute tier: CentOS eurofag tier: SuSE poser tier: Ubuntu freetard/GNU tier: (changes daily) meme tier: everything else, and the freetard/GNU tier
If you disagree you likely do nothing with Linux more than install IRC and set an anime wallpaper.
Thomas Fisher
here's a top kek
Angel Murphy
You forgot
God tier: Arch, Gentoo
Sebastian Fisher
Arch is unusable for anything serious as it's like building on quicksand and gentoo I just feel embarassed for you for promoting.
Jeremiah Garcia
What's wrong with Gentoo?
Benjamin Murphy
Slacko is p gud puppy linux based on slackware
Noah Price
What isn't? It has every deal-breaker of the other distros and no benefits.
Gabriel Martin
Not really sure what you mean, can you give an example of a deal-breaker?
Gentoo fills its niche well in my experience.
Gavin Cox
Let's say I want to develop a complex piece of software that interacts with many libraries and needs to be deployed with security support for 2 years and require minimal/no intervention by the admin. And I pick Gentoo for that. How would that go?
Levi Bailey
You're fucking hired, when can you start? t. Holla Forums department of installations
Landon Evans
Probably why NASDAQ uses it, right? Fucking retards talking about what they don't know. Gentoo's minimalism and USE flag scheme allows for a super small attack surface. Don't forget the extended arch support and an embedded profile.
Luis Ross
There is no significant use at the exchanges despite an off-hand remark blown up into clickbait.
Julian Cook
Ignoring the NASDAQ story, you still have the sponsor page gentoo.org/inside-gentoo/sponsors/ Gentoo isn't called the meta-distribution for nothing.
Brayden Morris
Most of those are VPS hosting companies that are donating for help integrating it as a customer offering. The rest donate to everyone, like OSL and Nvidia.
Jason Campbell
[distro i dislike]
Juan Cooper
I feel sorry for the companies that hire Holla Forums and get a disaster of a product out of it.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I dunno. The control panel in 42.1 looks pretty good.
Anthony Moore
That Russian lab and Polish trading company aren't nothing. Anyway, Gentoo is primarly used by devs. Interesting to see that a lot of software bugs are found by Gentoo.
Levi Anderson
Yeah. Meanwhile you'd be lucky if systemd told you what happened at all.
Jeremiah James
Are there any decent desktop BSDs? I tried FreeBSD a while back and it was surprisingly sluggish
Jeremiah Wood
Maybe because Gentoo users compile the software in many different ways. OpenBSD also finds lots of bugs, because the security mitigations crash carelessly written software.
Tyler Bennett
He should open and close his chromebook lid quickly.
