Sad Story Thread

Post sad stories here. I'll start.

Hey! Cool! Me too!

I just don't know it yet.

satan here. we want to throw you in the eternal fires of hell over here and you spend your time shitposting again. get your ass over here so we can start.

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Fuck off memes are all I have left

b-but you can't eat memes

Once you've transcended beyond the normie realm you don't need food.

how do i transcend? teach me your ways, user-sun.

Steps:

That's it.

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