Sad Story Thread

Post sad stories here. I'll start.

Hey! Cool! Me too!

I just don't know it yet.

satan here. we want to throw you in the eternal fires of hell over here and you spend your time shitposting again. get your ass over here so we can start.

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Fuck off memes are all I have left

b-but you can't eat memes

Once you've transcended beyond the normie realm you don't need food.

how do i transcend? teach me your ways, user-sun.

Steps:


That's it.

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are you even a real master? you didn't even call me grasshopper n shit.. wtf

That's normie shit. You've failed already.

that's the only thing i'm really good at.

that doesn't sound too hard, but i have to double check that with my gf

Not only are you a normie, but you're also a beta fag.

that's the spirit

is that good?

If you don't want to be respected by anyone ever, yes.

that's normie shit

you've learned

wow, can i transcend now?

yes

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