Some tips to get a girlfriend

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

Hi Holla Forums, I've found ways you can get a grill. Maybe not the one of your dreams, but this way is a good start. The first set is for getting a pure grill who will honestly love you back, the second set is for getting a more Holla Forums-like grill who acts like an asshole ironically but is more cool.

Set 1:
Try Deviantart, and act really kind there, making plenty of friends, but later on making some controversial points that seem intelligent, and not stuff like "HURR DURR I HATE NIGGERS". You can find better grills by looking into their literature forum, since grills into literature usually tend to be better grills
Try certain forums related to your interests, and talk to many people there. If you make many friends, you can filter through the garbage and still deceive the garbage and praise the gold.
Talk to random people at your school. Basically, if you want a pure girl, you have to not act like an antisocial, horny neckbeard who only wants a grill for sex.

Set 2:
hire a hooker. Maybe they'd grow to like you if you made them happy during payed sex.
Deviantart literature forum can also have more dark edgelords like you, as well as the politics forum. Deviantart isn't all sparkledog cancer and kawaii anime, it's a creative arts community, and actually has some gold people if you sift through salt mines of cancer.
visit more mature forums, and don't try to make friends, but act smart too. Act like an asshole, but be smart about it. You'd attract some very cool girls that way.
meet girls IRL. people who aren't staring at the internet usually tend to be smarter. You will need to shave your neckbeard and get liposuction before you do this though. Look around college campuses for this, even if you don't go to college, but you should try to college if you can, as it has other benefits.

Any feedback?

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

try deviantart
Maybe you should try going back there normalfag

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

The thing is though: Deviantart isn't as autistic as it's put up to be. Assuming you are from /pol/, think of Deviantart-Haters as leftist media: they are brainwashing you and doing it very well. Point is though, there are actually some highly intelligent people on Deviantart, and even plenty of Holla Forums/4chan refugees who were oldfags if you look hard enough. Same thing with Reddit. You can find great people, you must sift through cancer though. Don't believe what popular media tells you. These sites can have great people on them by even Holla Forums standards if you dig deep enough.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

DeviantArt literature forums
Are you actually serious?

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

Any other ideas to find creative and qt girlfriends besides what I said here, user? Writers tend to be at least slightly smarter than most of society, so what's there to lose?

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Any """""girl""""" who becomes your online girlfriend has something wrong with her keeping chads and jamals away from her irl; therefor soemthing is wrong with her.
Alternatively shes just going to cheat on you

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

Any feedback?
drink cyanide.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

cheat on you
Better than nothing, and a good start.
online relationships don't work
Agreed, but you can meet up some time, and everybody has one extremely autistic shitty issue, so you have to pass up certain issues. Maybe they are extreme right-wing, not interested in dating YET, not interested in normies, and stuff like that. Or they could have down syndrome or be ugly, but either of these are possibilities. Maybe there's a creative, qt literature girl just waiting for a smart, controversial boyfriend and is pansexual, meaning they only care about personality, not looks or gender.

Why?

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

isnt as autistic as its put up to be
Thats the fucking problem. Go back to facebook where you belong already

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Writers sure. The people who populate DeviantArt are from quality writers. It's usually pre-teen fanfic authors who can barely string a sentence together. Join a society at a university if you're not a NEET, it's what I did and it's working pretty well.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Why?
Because I'm bitter and you suck.

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

being cheated on is a good start
it's fine if they're ugly or have downs

okay, you really are just fucking with us, aren't you?

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

Op needs to just fuck nigger boys, requires much less effort

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

I am not a normalfag, but I am not really an autist either. I'm pretty much the middle. I act weird as if I was a 12 year old on 9Gag, but I also act extremely cool and can make highly intelligent arguments, and can fit in with society while actually talking to people. Point is: I'm not a SUPER weird autistic lolcow, but I'm not a normalfag either.

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Good point. Thanks for the advice, user. But there are probably some creative writers in the literature forum too, just very few.

<3

I didn't say it was fine if they had down syndrome or if they're cheating on you, it's just a start to experience grills and prepare for the perfect grill.

Eh, too much grease, and niggers are fucking ugly for sex, even though there are sometimes good niggers.

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

deviantart gf
wtf

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

Yes pleaee

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

Some tips to get a girlfriend
here you are

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

So you are telling me, womenfolk enjoy men who tip their hats at them?

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

of course

John Ward
John Ward

found an old fag that was lurking the same chan as I was on an obscure occult forum.

Spoted him by his trolling style.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

enjoy as in laugh at you, sure…

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

Any feedback?
Yeah if I wanted a 3DPD gf, I would ask.>Any feedback?

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

how about you fuck off?

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

die in a fire

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Why is Holla Forums so full of bagel chasers?

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

JUST