How would you react?

How would you react?

Be honest.

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I'd look around to see whom she was talking to, then be on my way.

how is eating condoms supposed to keep us warm?

I would say "fuck west side nigga, east cost till i die" and shoot her with my mac-10.

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I go see a psychiatrist.

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No thanks. I have a plasma.

Nod my head subconsciously and walk away

How is this cartoon talking to me and how dies it know my name

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Quietly carry to bed, cover her up, and then leave.

My man!

get out

She's not asleep faggot

Weeaboo/vietnamese cartoon purge when?

10/10 post. Good man.

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I conjure my Jackie Chan tulpa and send him after the demon.

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politely refuse
she is too cartoonish for me

it'd be way more accurate than you'd imagine.

I would wake up

I intend to die a virgin.

We're already well on our way

Say something autistic, turn her off, masturbate and accidentally pop a big load on my keyboard, leave it there, cry myself to sleep.

Are you me?

Ehh, either way, give a her a bowl of eggs just to be sure.

"h-holy shit, I am in 2D land. I can finally be happy"
and user lived happily ever after

Frosty

Chill, babe, it's not like winter is coming

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make her eat all the eggs

I've made that mistake before.
Had to throw it out just to get rid of the smell.

Start crying because I'm going to wake up soon

Whore detected, discarded, pure girl just do 69 untill they are ready for making babies.

Like she said, there's only one way to stay warm.

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The friction between her asscheeks while I'm railing them would light us a fire to keep warm.

I dunno, say some shit like
Like the smug bastard I am.

God fucking damn.

this

Grab her right by the pussy and give her a small loan of a million dollars! >:)

It's getting snowy so we better get plowing

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Yes plaesse

Slice her open and crawl inside to keep warm.

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click it

Open condom and blow into it. Make balloon animals.

Why does this picture make me feel terribly upset instead of aroused

I tell her it is okay as long as we don't let it spiral into degenerate and lewd actions. We can eventually have sex but only if we are having children and only after we get married. She needs to know that degeneracy is not going to be tolerated and modesty shows self-respect.

Jam a snowball in her pussy.

That's not westside. Or eastside for that matter.

That's the EMINƎM sign.

There's no more snow due to global warming.
It's not even gold enough to get comfy while cuddling.
She's not real.
You're a socially awkward virgin.

So many more points i could make

>>>/oven/

>>>Holla Forums is the place for retarded triggered people like you to stay.

fucking kill yourself you blind marxist cocksucker

If you want to continue like this it's just a question of who has more time to waste for unsubstantive replies. You can have that.

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you're either brainwashed or you haven't seen or read the counter-argument to your plan to give govs more power around the globe. weird how your initial reaction to any thing bad is to throw liberties and cash to big brother.

there are plenty of ways to stay warm during winter and masturbating to chinese comics is not one of them

you're right. it's all of them

nice projecting, fagglet
elaborate, what's "my plan", strawmanning cunt?

it looks like there is only one way. let's get to it then.