GERMANY HAPPENING

Old white men are to blame, fuckin bigot

BREAKING NEWS REPORTS ARE SAYING THE MAN WAS PRO BREXIT!!

Actually, Germany like many European countries allows it's citizens to buy hunting rifles.

archive.is/9hzAC

REPORTED ASSAILANT IS A MASKETTA MAN

FIRST REPORTS FROM COPS INDICATE 25 INJURED

BREAKING NEWS REPORTS ARE SAYING THAT EVEN THOUGH THE MAN WAS A MUSLIM, THE SHOOTING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM

It's open season on migrant scum.

The man, wearing a disguise and a cartridge belt around his shoulder, has reportedly barricaded himself inside the premises.

Between 20 and 50 people have been wounded, according to the Darmstadter Echo.

kek

rt.com/news/347958-germany-gunman-cinema-shooting/

Calm down friends, its happening in Hesse, that place is fucked anyway, fucking Frankfurt is in there

don't get distracted from helping the britcucks leave the EU

Kek is with us today

I should've gotten my hunting license or joined a shooting club.

Fuck my life. No way in hell they aren't completely gonna ban guns now.

HOLY SHIT!

breaking news saying it's a terrorist named Sayeem Hayiide.

Link?

:^ )
Ich bin mit euch, Deutschbros. Möge Kek mit euch sein.

A happening on the same day as Brexit? WEW

Pls be muslim.

How dumb are you?

WEW LAD

Looks like there's been a gag order imposed. Radio suddenly stopped talking about details beyond the first few details.

Towel head confirmed or no?

germanon here, I work for the Bundespolizei (federal police). Apparently they dispatched GSG9 (anti- terror unit of the Bundespolizei) while the local special police forces safeguard the perimeter. Several people are already dead. A colleague rumored witnesses said he was shouting snackbar but i can't confirm this.

For those who don't know: GSG9 is only dispatched for terrorism shit. Considering the circumstantial information from media and my collegues, it's safe to assume it's snackbar time.

There's already another thread on this though

Well shitskin confirmed everyone

GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!

GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!

GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK SAM-CHAN!
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archive.is/6HvK3

Looks like the police haven't actually seen the guy. And gag order imposed on media.

QUADS CONFIRM
KEK WILLS IT

Nothing on spiegel, zeit, frankfurter allgemeine, taz etc either.

They're gonna try and memory hole this. Stopping the brexit is all that matters.

Definitely terrorism then.

Quads confirmed it.

danke

confirmed that it was an old white german whose gone mental

kek

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Oh shit, fire up the hashtags lads

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yeah it's on the radio now, german police identified it as a native german guy who used to collect world war 2 shit and did some hunting, apparently he's gone mental and that's why this happened.

heh

SHOOTER HAS BEEN SUBDUED AND ARRESTED

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I unironically like this song.

Fuck. The score can't be that high if he let himself be arrested.

I was just updating with what the radio said faggot

Please keep us updated, user.

I believe he was updating the info he posted before. I don't believe him but that's what he did. faggot.

I've no idea who this Maxx Schneider guy is, but that's what hessenschau.de indicated on their Twitter feed.

Sounds like a porn star

4 shots and 25-50 wounded. Wonder how that happened.

flamethrower

There's a highly trained expert forensics team looking into whether he's a shitskin arab or not. Estimates are that results won't be available until immediately after Brexit polls close.

Most injuries are due to riot gas.

Maxx "assault weapon hider" Schneider
Maxx "Islamic fighter" Schneider
Maxx "bullet buyer" Schneider
Maxx "get every fag in the Rhine" Schneider

FAZ CONFIRMS ARMED MAN ARRESTED

Germany has a past for exaggerating how many people actually were hurt/died.

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I got that reference.

Mohammed dissaproves

Bird shot out of a 3 inch barrel? He had a cartridge belt over his shoulder and I can't imagine that being useful for anything other than a shotgun.

AYY

Thanks, that was funny

Ban assault belts, that'll solve this problem.

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Ban tactical buckles

They kill kikes and stay in their country. Whats not to like?

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???

WTF

GERMAN HOME MINISTRY NOW CONFIRMS MASKETTA MAN IS DEAD

German Stream:
n-tv.de/mediathek/livestream/

Ban all ghost sashes

Well there's always arabic posts after every terrorist attack that are applauding the attack.

It's gotten to the point where everyone, including other muslims, just assumes any act of terror was due to Islam unless proven otherwise.

WHO PAID YOU TO KILL THE KINO?

so he was captured alive but is all of a sudden dead?

Freddie Gray Van Driver Found Not Guilty of Murder
baltimore.cbslocal.com/2016/06/23/officer-charged-with-murder-in-freddie-gray-case-learns-his-fate-today/

Ban strategic girdles

He wuz a good boy, he dindu nuffin. He wuz bein roughen up by dem po-lease.

The reporting from this kind of thing is going to be messed up.

It's quite possible for a policeman on the periphery to have heard or even partially overheard something and then report it to the media, who'll report it as gospell truth.

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Those german NAZIS are being racist to poor refugees, those antisemitic xenophobe bastids. They just need more refugees and they will learn that love conquers all!

RNF just said shooter is dead

Yeah, the German media is really messed up right now. They can't get their stories to agree.

lel
He was the one most likely to get convicted, right?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Those ebil bigoted nazis literally oppressed that poor victim to death.

yeah, that's what i remember too.

great news day

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Could have done this yesterday the inconsiderate cunt. Brexit could use the boost.

I'm seeing gossip saying 50 casualties.

False flag.

Shooter is probably a Thomas Mair(ovitch) clone.

"Go and kill people Goy"

That's it, good goyim.

We need refugees, brexit is wrong Goy.

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RT just reported that the man yelled something about the second coming of Jesus.

germanon here again, GSG9 has been called off. Local police forces killed him. Apparently he only fired some warning shots at the beginning and most people were hurt by tear gas, unclear whether it was his gas or the police.

I'm getting conflicting reports. One colleague says it was a snackbar and second says it was a german gun nut.

I tend to belief it was a gun nut because the average mudslime would just go rampage without taking hostages.

KEK

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Thanks german bro. I hope you're not trolling.

PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME PLEASE BE A MUDSLIME

Odds on Merkel surviving the year?

Looks like it was a white dude.

So now all the cucks will claim the native Germans are the real problem and Merkel needs to step up the replacement program.

Very convenient indeed.

the last 2 numbers of my ID are the percent chance that she'll make it this year

source?

Gotta self flagellate on the altar of white sin.

Can't have an opinion, can't have a gun.

Too dangerous, so racist, will you brown people forgive me for our racist whiteness?

pleasebeawhitemalepleasebeawhitemale

Probably another staged terror event, to further agendas (create tension, now that they let in the migrants, which was also engineered; and to further the surveillance and police state).
So looks like it might have finally arrived in Germany. This will only get worse if we don't realize we're being played by the elites, they're engineering outcomes.

Noone is dead aside of the hostage taker.
Noone is even hurt.

its confirmed. Germany is about to lose all their whiteness and guns, finally.

What are the outcomes? I predict EU will start to push harder for it's gun policy.
Lügenpresse will go crazy over "right-wing extremism" and demand for more control.

IS HE A MUSLIM?

Hmmm, seems like a reasonable estimate unfortunately.

Merkel is probably Cummings buckets over this, and she's been dry for years. I guess she loves the prospect of fucking the German people harder than ever before too much.

pleasebewhite

No news currently; German media not revealing anything. I think even their cops are confused at what the situation is like right now.

Yeah it is fucking nothing.
Why can't there be a proper happening in Germany for once.

The fact that there were only 4 shots fired, there were only injuries and that most of those injuries are from the tear gas the police used.

If it was a snackbar there'd have been at least a death outside of his own. He had enough time to at least spray one person full of holes, not fire 4 shots then barricade himself inside and do nothing till he got killed.

Kek may bless us with a muzzie yet methinks.

CNN showing YUUUUGE fat German couple exiting the building. Bigger than USA fat. Wew.

My morning just got 10 times better.

I saw that too
fat couple for you

I've got the feeling I can already guess what the culprit's name is gonna sound like.

I don't think it's worth speculating too much until this all dies down.

Remember San Bernadino? At this point when that happened, the story that seemed to have most traction was that it was three white guys, when it was actually a muslim man and woman

hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/

ca.news.yahoo.com/armed-man-opens-fire-german-cinema-complex-50-143855941.html

It's saying he was shot dead, not arrested. Yes, it's yahoo, but it's linked on drudge. Here's to hoping it's a mudslime…

It's good to see how a narrative is formed. Take notes.

The cover up starts early.

Germanon here again. Snackbar confirmed. Took hostages but was nuked by local special police forces.

He is white but apparently converted. He had IS flag with him. Multiple colleagues confirmed it.

So if media doesn't manage to get hold of any witnesses, they might get gag ordered and this whole stuff sold as "white native german went mental".

Pretty shitty shooter, tbh.

Oh shit.

Thank you Fritz
Now to meme this

every passing second of no race reveal increases the chance of not being white by 1000%

Woah Woah Woah

What's happening here?

Why did this get posted in this thread?

source?

Thanks.

tbh, I wouldn't be suprised if it's shilled as a white guy regardless of what actually happened, given the [ommited] fiasco in the US, which has substatially more freedom of the press etc than Europe.

Those were the fats I mentioned here:

I don't know. I just copied and pasted it from teh other thread since half the comments in here are the exact same as the other thread.

SOURCE??

he's seeing he's the source as an eye witness you silly goose.

The proper response should be "pics or it didn't happen faggot"

Well Germany did invent the hamburger

B-but we have strict gun control here in Europe. How is this possible?

Seems credible.

We have a bunch of retards from France that thinks that Sam Hyde is a thing created from leftist to incriminate White peoples.

Meme magic.

Nah this is bullshit, he was just a white gun nut

He's the source.

Can you offer any sort of proof that you work for German law enforcement / intelligence ?

Ah, ok. Keep on man.

If dubs, shooter was the guy from the slingshot channel

source that or it isn't true. somebody's (or multiple people) have been ITT saying all kinds of shit. Being on tor and just saying you're german doesn't convince anyone

re-rolling, germany deserves this tbh

IT'S SNACKBAR TIME!!

Migrant user in germany reporting in (but not a kebab)

I need something to verify that there was allahu snackbar. before I can get to meme-ing.

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Memers out-memeing memers.

Glorious day today.

matinee cheapskates BTFO

tfw he was only trying to show off his latest invention and ended up getting shot.
>Let me show you its features BANG BANG BANG

For content control on the internet both "right-wing extremist" and "ISIS inspired" does it. There were articles like this in the media: the "self-radicalized lone wolf strategy for terrorist is brutally efficient". So how do lone wolfs become self-radicalized? Of course on the internet. So something must be done about that?
(It also fits in with what Camoron talked back in 2004 that infamous speech in the UN.)

There's alraedy a Bolshevikipedia article o0

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viernheim_shooting

It's bullshit.

The fucking muzzie from Orlando had a crazy father and Imam.
He wasn't fucking "self-radicalized"

There are far too many incompetent g-men and this is just how they cover their ass.

Seriously, if people enforced half of the current laws there wouldn't be a fucking issue. I don't understand how people cannot understand that.

Some random guy on an imagebord? That's hardly more than tenous at best, sorry.

Bundespolizei germanon here. Sorry for the confusion but my colleagues seem to be confused like chicken. It's definite now. It was a white man gone mental with a blank weapon and shot all over the place with tear gas munition. Police still shot him because they werent sure if its real or not.

Again, white mental with blank weapon. ISIS flag was witness fuckup. But he had some kind of banner with him. Unclear at this point what was on it. I will let you know if i know more.

I wouldnt be surprised if it was a nationalist. Would explain why no one died.

I can't wait for the inevitable libshit Twitter cap of "B-But we have gun control in Germany! Merkel promised us no guns!"

I'm starting to think the guys who write those wikipedia articles are way more autistic than /k/,Holla Forums, and Holla Forums combined.
(and when we're autistic, it's for the keks, and those wikifags do it for free)

fug

ABUU HAMZAAARRR

Yeah take it with a grain of salt, and see if his information corroborates with what we learn later.

it's ogre now

How many people got injured?

BAN BLANK GUNS

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT A TOY GUN, DON'T YOU KNOW IT ENDANGERS THE CHILDREN AND TRIGGERS NASHEEDS PTSD?

(checked)
inb4 it's Fourth Reich Holla Forums banner

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

UPDATE

Underrated post right here

Joerg from Slingshot channel did Viernheim confirmed

Meme it into reality

The whole Orlando bullshit was staged. Funny logic that the media is lying about white perpetrators or they are lying to cover up moozlums, but when they say it was ISIS than it must be all true. It's the entire events that are staged.

oy vey

Posting here just in case wikipedia shoah's it
Suspect'S name is MAxx Schneider

suicide by cop.

definitely white then. but why? Trump's about to be US prez. Things are looking up all over the world as a result. Maybe this poor guy wasn't political. Knew something was wrong all his life. Didn't know it was the Jews.

Another reason for the big displacement. How convenient.

TOPKEK

MAXX SCHNEIDER WAS THIS GUY'S NAME

==HE PROVIDED A SOURCE, HE WASN'T THE SHOOTER==>>6434529

Reminds me of that Hitler quote, the one where he says something like "Nobody talks about the hundreds of young men end their lives every day, our of despair"

PRAISE KEK

twitter.com/rabite/status/745994205886029824

Sources told the man shouted :

"Hitler was right, you have to go."

Tells about the one who signs the akte.

Archived the motherfucker
archive.is/Plfpl

Doesn't matter if it was or wasn't in what I'm talking about, muzzie.The facts do not support any claim they make. Go back to sucking your imams dick.

tbh lad, if Joerg went menta, people would die.

The shit that man builds is crazy powerful. Here's a vid with a handheld one he made that has more kinetic energy per shot than most pistols.

After that, people would never think of slingshots as childrens toys ever again.

Sounds to me like he was a fall guy that never intended to cause any real harm.

what movies are out in that cinima right now?

It was a false flag, but they screwed up somewhere and the crisis actors weren't there.
The casualty counts were predetermined, but with nobody pretending to be injured they had to drop them back down to 0.

Fuck, this means there's a wiki editor among us right now.

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MAXX "GAS EM HARDER, LEAVE NO SURVIVORS" SCHNEIDER

Nice try reddit. Go back to 2006.

MAXX "LEAVE NO SURVIVOR" SCHNEIDER

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You can buy pretty much anything you can get in the US in Germany, AR-15s and all. You just have to deal with more legalese.

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Since the media haven't reported white and keep saying "they don't know i it's a terrorist attack" it has to be a snackbar.

Do you really trust Kikepedia?

First images of shooter and his body released

Did he really just have a BB gun? Anyway, no casualties.

It's been reverted :^(

How do you manage to take hostages, get the police to shoot you dead and not injure a single person?

In the States I get that.

But Germany doesn't need a gun grab, guns are already illegal. So why do false flags here?

archive.is/GYbQH

me thinks there is trouble getting one another's stories straight

Not saying I do, but I just found it really amusing that they'd take the name Maxx Schneider, which only appeared here.

Also, seems like they've shoah'd the name.

additional information. Witnesses said he was a nazi displeased with refugee crisis in germany.

He apparently only wanted attention without intent to kill. All the shots he fired were blank cartriges with tear gas.

Still no info what was on the banner.

My deed is done. Good day..

and brace yourselves for german media orgasming over the fact he was white and a nationalist

OY MCVEIGH

MAXX "THE LAST GREAT FIGHTER" SCHNEIDER

Let's look on the bright side. Perhaps some Britons heard about this non-happening, and made a rush to vote LEAVE before hearing anything else.

Sounds almost like a publicity stunt to me. any action movies coming out right about now?

God damn.

Lie

Lie

Stop spreading disinfo, you can't own any fucking firearm in germoney fuck off you goddamn american retards

Remind everyone of the awful evil of the political right? Posts like are still just rumours at this point but that would be plenty reason for them to false flag.

Look up Ryulong and the pants-shitting forest ranger (can't remember his name) from the Gamergay talk page. Those two should should share a Nobel for autism.

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Wasn't he such an autist that even RationalWiki told him to calm down?

This reeks of false flag.

Yeah something along those lines.

so this is it? they'll just meme nahzee terrorism with false flags?

US edition of Daily Mail claiming it's Neo Nazi's

Muslim convert… Neo Nazi… What a joke, rekt these fools.

dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

archive.is/VeXsX

Of course it is.
It was in another closed space again for easy control of camera angles and (((witnesses)))

No they aren't you dumb Burger.
We have better gun laws than some of your states

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The fuck are you talking about you stupid retard.

Can you conceal carry?

Nope.
Thanks to the allies, by the way

Is it a phenomenon that is sweeping the world?

Coming soon to a theater near you?

Not a pun

maybe the "actor" made a list minute improvisation and swapped the live ammo for blanks. just because there are false flags it doesn't mean people don't die.

to stifle the rise of white nationalism

Well that was disappointing.

Aso, what would happen legally if you used it for home defence?

In Britbongistan, you'd go to jail yourself. Not that you'd be able to use it for home defence anyway, as the gun and ammo have to be kept in seperate safes.

Mass shooting happening threads are my favorites. Let's hope this trend keeps up

It's pretty sad when "American retards" know more about your own gun laws than you do, Deutschebag

A few years ago a Biker shot a policemen during a no-knock-raid with a gun he legally owned, he was cleared of all charges

Holy shit! The EU is full of crazy fuck ups!

Better vote leave while we still can. I don't want to be held hostage by Hans, do you?

Source?

Possible.

things are speeding up

Nice Akitas.

Sleep tight, snug puppers

faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/polizist-erschossen-bgh-spricht-hells-angel-frei-11516279.html
archive.is/KtVK

derwesten.de/region/toedliche-schiesserei-unter-hells-angels-urteil-erwartet-id11921520.html
archive.is/ZbPiO

Here, all in German though

If true, that's good. Well done. You guys are one of the least cucked countries in Europe.

Maybe enter other competitions, such as "who's the tallest dwarf?" and "which anorexic can eat the most pies?"

Sarcasm tbh

I'm so ready for the race war, lads. This waiting game sucks.

He's a Cohen jew weeb living in Osaka.

Is the Frankfurter link written in Simple German or I knew German all along never noticed it? And wtf are Bandidos (and Hells Angels for that matter) doing in Germany? I thought Kurds and Turks took over all things illegal over there.

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PICTURE OF GUNMAN AS HE ENTERED THE CINEMA

IDENTITFIED AS FRITZ KEHK

GUNMAN AFFILIATED WITH WEBSITE CALLED "Holla Forums"

Most organized crime is either Kurdish or Bulgarian Mafia who smuggle heroin into Germany, meth and gun-running is mostly done by these "MCs", but they are a relatively minor factor.
Of course, there's also the Yakuza in Düsseldorf, but they don't really do much

GOD DAMNIT! FUCKING WHITE MALES MAKING FOOGEES GO CRAZY WITH THEIR RACISMS!

Only better thing that I see is unrestricted SBRs. Your government knows where all the privately owned guns in the country are and who owns them. Fuck that shit.

I imagine the "gunman" being a bit like Michael Douglas's character in that movie, especially with description of the shooter, and how both used a fake gun to commit suicide by cop.
rip if you weren't a false flag german bro

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We took things to far.
RIP in peace

I wouldn't doubt it

pls be mudshit

Isn't that the cousin of the prominent white nationalist hate preacher, Sam Hyde?

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Where do you think those imams and mosques get their money from? Some agencies that likely have ties to intelligence agencies. If it's Saudi or Quatari or Turkish money that ultimately also falls into the category of Western money. They are all one team with Western governments (also Israel).
It was our governments who let in the moozlums for decades. Now they will be defending against the moozlum terrorist. It's actually their interest to have the moozlum terrorist threat to have a pretext to strip liberties of the citizens and to fund agencies. (In the Cold War era, there were terror events perpetrated by communists, that was actually NATO Gladio, one might add. Now we have this mult-decade BS called War on Terror. All funded by taxes and debt of course.)

R.I.P sweet prince.

"Der Eimer geht zum Brunnen bis er bricht"

Well goodnight folks, I'm off to bed.
Hope Britain uncucks itself by the morning, and [OMITTED] don't blow this out of proportion.

Have a comfy song to listen to.

Like the absolved muzzies from that?

Look dude, no one with an iq higher than two digits can deny that the western agencies have been funding directly or indirectly Islamic invaders. But let's be absolutely clear here, with or without the government, the Muslims would still be an ass backwards people. Probably contained to their shit hole sure, but undeniably shit.

Isn't their police cucked to oblivion? The german millitary goes to exercises with brooms, and you tell me that they have a working and fast responding special forces unit in 2016?
Not buying it.

Wow that song sucked

Hyde-sama, they have a pool of experienced fighter immigrants that have joined the ranks. Don't you know that diversity is strength?

kek

Any lmao

Nice meme

So is it or is it not the religion of peace?

Shut your mouth; broomhandles have been a proud German military tradition for a century

i cant breathe

Brit/pol/ may be cancer but at least we have decent memes.

Police isn't cucked yet. That is why they want to diversify them. Police just have orders to stand down. They won't have orders to stand down against Germans though. And the German police can wreck shit. Nothing retarded like we have seen in San Bernadino with "special forces" driving some ridiculous bomb defusion thing near the car with the 5000 bullet holes.

You think this is a motherfucking joke?
archive.is/XmAen

Did you read it yourself?

A command APC without a gun had a broomhandle used as a dummy to make it seem armed.
Somehow, in the mind of /k/uckholds and other retards, that means that the ordinary infantrymen run aroudn wtih broomsticks.
Gas yourself

Was ment for

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/19/germanys-army-is-so-under-equipped-that-it-used-broomsticks-instead-of-machine-guns/

You can't read, it seems

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mark my words. it will be just a blank gun with cs gas rounds. After that the crazy strict gun laws will be even shittier. blank guns will be much harder to obtain and in general the atmosphere will be poisened again

This looks better

Oh my kek. Will german dem counterparts stage a fillibuster too?

Okay, hans.

I told you, they mounted them on top of command vehicles who don't carry MGs.

I fail to see how that means soldiers use them instead of guns?

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The guy on that photo is a Dutch neo-nazi

Was the actual identity of the guy already revealed?

I was saying Jerry memes are shit you autist.

I thought the whole point was to have "banter" face-to-face, because that takes balls?
Everyone can shitpost on the internet

Cerci Lannister is still alive after 6 season. She will be fine.

Holy shit you autists quit fucking posting.

Mh-hm

acknowledged
*meant

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"He appeared to have a gun and taking hostages, it was hard to see that is why they shot him"

-CNN

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You anglos are the worst at banter tbqh

I'm not a britcuck faget

Don't lump me in with that faggot

At first I thought it was a reference to the migrant crisis, but your pic is just stupid. The EU is forcing Ukraine to become more "tolerant" to minorities and LGBT in return for shekels and further integration with EU. Given the millions of literal non-white trash being let in to Europe, Ukrainians should be the least of anyone's concern.

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who knew?

How is this possible? They banned guunz!

Checked.

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL FAGGOT GETS SICK ASS DUBS

Hexadecimal, or are you new?

Düsseldorf has one of the largest amount of Japanese expats in the Western world, it was inevitable, really.
Plus, you can't have a cyperpunk-eque dystopia without Yakuza

May KEK deliver mudslime happenings

Watch him be Muslim.
ISLAM DINDU NUFFIN MUHAMMAD A GOOD BOI

Oh you mean the UK then. They're well on their way to that. :^)

Told what?
You said germans didn't use broomsticks in the military
Two people refuted you.
What, did you think people actually meant they picked them up and pretend to shoot them? Jesus how cucked are you?

Do you know similar cases in the USA where the home owner survived and had been acquitted?

Go luck to Britexit from /furry/
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
Though I’m on the lead
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
No I won't leave
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail

Oh oh try everything

Look how far you've come
You filled your heart with love
Baby you've done enough that cut your breath
Don't beat yourself up
Don't need to run so fast
Sometimes we come last but we did our best

I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
Though I’m on the lead
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail
I won’t give up, no I won’t give in
Till I reach the end
And then I’ll start again
No I won't leave
I wanna try everything
I wanna try even though I could fail

I'll keep on making those new mistakes
I'll keep on making them every day
Those new mistakes

Oh oh, try everything

No, I said they used them as mounts on vehicles.

Which is exactly what both articles say, too.

They DO NOT use them for ordinary infantrymen, which is my whole issue with this meme

technically you can own a gun, but there are so many hoops to jump through an oughtright ban would not make much of a difference

You can own rifles if you prove that you need it for shooting competitions.
That means
- you have to be member of a sporting association
- you have to constantly prove, that you actually partake in competitions, as well as train regularly
- all of which has to happen through special certified associations, this certified status is of course regulated to hell and back
- you must own a a safe, that's certified for guns - expensive as fuck - and must never store your rifles outside of it
- you can of course only ever shoot at a range
- there are very strict regulations on how exactly guns can be legally transportet from certified gun-save to certified range (amo must never be transported in the same case as the gun, transporting a loaded gun is almost another shoa)
- if you wan't a semi auto rifle there is additional shit that i forgot - but the EU wants to ban them anyway

alternatively you can get a hunters licence for wich you have to go a special school and memorize tons trivia

THIS, PLS.

soweit ich weiß ging es darum doch nie.

So wird das aber immer dargestellt, besonders auf /k/

Hehe, fucking germans are cucked to hell and back. Just like the brits.

REMOVE THE CHASTITY DEVICE

There's an easier way.

You can just get them illegally.

The laws are especially useless against the terrorists, because they already want to kill and die. No reason to give a shit about the law.

You can get guns in every European country, but only hunting rifles and shotguns in most.

Wrong

Ok , have they released an identity of the shooter yet? Are we still banking on shitskin? Whats the deal boys?

Why do you think it's named after Hamburg?

or be a sandnigger/"refugee"

So, any confirmed fatalities? Or are we still sitting at the 30-50 casualties figure?

I could be wrong but I believe he was the only dead. The rest were just bitching about getting CS gassed.

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The guardian first reported that there 25 people injured.

archive.is/4opwK

Now they are reporting no one was injured, but in the same paragraph saying they were lightly injured by tear gas.

archive.is/7Eyyq

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"tear" gas

I ain't no furry or nothin' but I want to fuck this rabbit.

Why does he wear the mask?

DIE SPRAVE KOMMT

This is my kebab removal tool.

LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

We don't write your laws. Can't sit there and blame us.

Uh, yes.
Yes you do

The one in Quebec? He got off because his lawyer had evidence the dead cop was mobbed up and was ripping him.

Are you behindert, Schlomo?

Fuck rapefugees, I want to visit.

One year going to do the Christmas market thing too. In fact going to spend the whole season there.

no, we don't

the kikes do

it's ok, i get that you can't say that or the swat squad will roll up on you and send you to prison for 45 years due to hate crimes against humanity oy vey

but don't be disingenuous

You sound like Niggers blaming us for everything wrong with your shitty life.
Get off your ass, redpill fellow Germans. Blaming us for all your problems accomplishes nothing

(MANLY LAUGH)

Got to admit, looks like these poor germans are addicted to ZOG poisoned food like us amerifats are.

No, it was in Germany, I linked it

He got off the hook because he had reasonable cause to fear for his life, and since the police didn't announce themselves, well, tough shit for them.

Google "Atlantikbrücke"
Look at how the German government is set up
Look up for what we actually vote
And, oh, remember the 40.000 American troops on our soil

You're like nigger claiming to dindu nuffin

You already forget the tales of killing nazis your grandfathers told you, johnny?

And we know where the government is, user.

So it's like how the Jews have AIPAC in our congress? Seems like we get our orders from Israel which then trickle down to you.
Not for long.

Other countries around Europe are voting more and more right wing but Germany still lags behind. Call it American social engineering all you want but it is your duty to uncuck yourselves.
Germany is by far the most cucked country in Europe; 2nd only to Sweden. Not a divide and conquer fag, but agitate for change.

Now here's a good question… what if the movie in the theater was Schindler's List, and the audience mainly Jews? Do you imagine some police commander say "no, no, not gas, not around jews, we'd never hear the fucking end of it"? Would the hostages spend the next 6 gorillion years talking about how it was "just like anudda shoah"?

You really are a retard. FN is kosher as fuck and there are more muslims in France than in fucking Albania.

Uh, no we don't. WW2 ended 71 years ago. We have nothing to do with your current dumbshit laws.

QUICK LADS, POST THIS EVERYWHERE THE BRIT VOTERS CAN SEE.

A SNACKBAR SHOOTER ON BREXIT DAY. KEK IS WILLING BREXIT INTO EXISTENCE.

Who disarmed the German people after ww2?
The gun laws hardly changed since 1945.
Rats.

Nazi Germany is not the same as modern day Germany. Blame the Allies all you want, but it was the men and women of the Allied countries who were deceived by their leaders into attacking Germany and not the USSR.
Nobody in the Armed Forces thought they were fighting for Cultural Marxism or even against Nazism. It was seen as just another European war over territory (namely Alsace-Lorraine).
By the early 40s however the Jews in Hollywood had used their considerable propaganda machine to turn the war into a titanic struggle of good vs evil.

Top kek you demoralizing faggot, the only party with rising suppourt and more than 25% in the state election is the AfD

Yes because of the massive immigration after the Algerian war.
The French have experienced the horrors of Islamic hordes flooding their land and many are attempting to change their course.
Germany by comparison is a stage behind France and still actively pushing for more immigration. Hopefully it is not too late for France, but Germany continues down the road to destruction

Enough, you faggots. A house divided against itself cannot stand.

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See

Go get common core out of your non existent brain, johnny.

In 1945 you couldn't even own a slingshot, now you can at least own hunting rifles and shotguns, you're better off than half of Europe.

And whose fault was that? You know what Germans had under Hitler right?

Good. Hope the Germans uncuck themselves

Is it confirmed whether it was the religion of peace or not

I just remember that scene fondly from my childhood.

If you're a bleeding-heart liberal who converts to Islam because you are literally too stupid to do anything right.

how is that even legal

The story has so many contradictions and illogical branches that I wouldn't be particularly surprised if it ended up being a martian with a party popper and a smoke machine.

FUCKING ALERT

8ch.net/pol/res/6437308.html#6437372

She'll never be touched. that's the point.

That's a satire site you fuck

So why is twitter sperging about some bomb vest and handgranade right now?
Any source?

no fucking way

Suicide belt, grenade found near German cinema complex attacker

Suicide belt, grenade found near German cinema complex attacker

Suicide belt, grenade found near German cinema complex attacker

An eyewitness told Bild that the attacker was speaking in “broken German language.”

An eyewitness told Bild that the attacker was speaking in “broken German language.”

An eyewitness told Bild that the attacker was speaking in “broken German language.”

KEBAB CONFIRMED

KEBAB CONFIRMED
KEBAB CONFIRMED
KEBAB CONFIRMED
KEBAB CONFIRMED
KEBAB CONFIRMED
KEBAB CONFIRMED

SAUCE rt.com/news/348026-suicide-grenade-german-gunman/

The police said that they currently have no leads linking the man to radical Islam, and other motives are being looked into.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you shitlord not all Muslim are terrorist

That ID

rt also said the shooter was screaming "jesus is coming"

newfag.

Hello, newfag.

How are you liking Holla Forums so far, newfriend?

Every fucking time.

IF YOU SHOOT THE TERRORISTS, THEY WIN!

Can't make shit up.

That ID means that the user is on Tor.

FUG XDDDDDDDD

WHY DID HE WAIT TILL THIS AFTERNOON

If mods don't ban then they've failed

Religion of peace

Dammit where's that image of the guy with the ISIS flag and the Quran with the caption 'Terrorism experts are unsure about the motive'

The shooting was done by a Potato?

Holla Forums's law at work.

During a happening, the longer it takes for the media to reveal the identity of the suspect, the more likely he or she is to be a minority.

Was this a confirmed violence free zone?

GERMANY NEEDS GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION NOWWWWWW
oh wait

An eyewitness told Bild that the attacker was speaking in “broken German language.”

The police said that they currently have no leads linking the man to radical Islam, and other motives are being looked into.

ALOHA SNACKBAR

hydra
I thought that was Ann Coulter's law?

Explain please. Is that a synagogue or something?

I don't think the cucks have understood this part.

Neither have they understood that you can't continue to cover up and get away with it, when the constant cover ups about their daily life, is what Whitey can see in the Media.

This just in, police have confirmed attacker called local and federal police claiming allegiance to ISIS.
ISIS has also confirmed responsibility of attack.
Police say they are still looking into possible terrorist ties but don't want to jump the gun on such a sensitive matter.

Bullshit.

Germany needs to adopt the same laws re. gun control and same levels of gun ownership as the US. That way they will no longer have this incessant string of mass shootings.

Quit pulling headlines from Orlando.

Kek wills it though.

I tried to make it so blatantly obvious he was a terrorist but then I realized that Orlando is the worst it is ever going to get.
Are we going to make it?

German media went pretty much silent after news broke about the suicide vest and the shooter's 'broken german'.

These whores were thirsty for that white privileged male. After they didn't get him further news get canned.

traitorous bitches.

wanna bet???

The White KKKnight strikes again!

It's not that far apart, though:

Hochstädter told the Die Welt newspaper: “We have no indications regarding the motive, but we can say with certainty that the attack did not have an Islamist motive."

Yes you can you retard

"We know NOTHING about his motivations, except that Islam was not involved."

That's such a shitty lie one almost wonders if he wants it exposed. Nah, probably just incompetence.

It's not incompetence if it's a well established and politically enforced pattern.

They enforce being bad at lies?

(oy vey, like another shoah)
It would be racist to suggest an Islamist warrior has Islamic motives in a terrorist attack.

mudslime confirmed

witness says: 'klein, schwarzhaarig und 18 bis 22 Jahre alt',

which means: small, black hair, 18-22 years old..

Ok, so it's not only a shooter with a explosive vest, but also a shitskin. TOTALLY NOT AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST.

fuck this gay earth.

Holy Shit

Who will win?

8ch.net/islamicstate/res/774.html

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8ch.net/islamicstate/res/774.html

why live

Underrated post. Little known truth about most modern conflict.

His wife is a non-white immigrant.

IT'S LEGIT

Original sauce:

archive.is/4IeIj

That is a combo I didn't expect to see.

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we win, in either scenario.

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praise kek

Did he died?

How do you fail this hard with a fucking sling shot?

that doesn't seem OSHA approved user

Yes, he was shot by German police

By being a faggot.

Why are you all such faggots?

for shame

what, they used special effects to remove his safety gear?

Do you expect people at the range to wear Kevlar helmets and plate carriers? No you angle the steel plate they are shooting at so all ricochets go away from the firing line. His prescription glasses likely have polycarbonate lenses given his line of work and his hobbies, not full coverage but will protect from direct hits.

HURR DURR, I ARE SO SMRT, Y JU SO FIGGET!!?111??!?!21!

I'm not sure about donating to his movie, because on one hand he's killing a shitload of time (thus money) doing it the hard way, then again look what he did with mspaint manually… that shit is actually butter!

If they use some real production software, it's very well could kick Hollyweird's ass!

That doesn't apply to muslims, tho.

are you sure you're not retarded

photo shop a water melon