Date conversations What are the conversations/topics/lines you'd think would...

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

Date conversations

What are the conversations/topics/lines you'd think would shine on a first date. Assuming you already know the person (so no bs introductions).

Dubs will make me say it irl

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

"I'm looking forward to gassing the jews when Trump is fuehrer"

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

It has been decided!
Join the SS today!

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

It has been decided!
PERFECT
FUXKING
DIGITS

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

(heiled)
whoa there, slow down mr. hitler

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

She's autistic, faggot. It's very unlikely anything you say will bother her unless it's directly and clearly stated and hostile. Relax.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Trips for the Sky Queen, and you have to try to convert her to Lainism.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Emergency checked

Why does she have a bead curtain on her bonce?

Brayden James
Brayden James

praise kek
it has been decided. the first date shall be converting the sky queen to be SS Lain, commander of all nazi spaceships.

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

ohshit.jpg

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

do not question the sky queen for she comes in many different forms

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Did you have an enema before our date because I am gonna buttfuck you

Chase Green
Chase Green

(SIEG HEILED)
tfw she's a minority but I'll still say it since there will be alcohol involved

Kinda, I've said weirder things to her.

(wew lad)
I just feel retarded because I do not understand this reference at all.

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

i had chili curry, enjoy your dick

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

"is it just me or can i hear screams emitting from the vents in the floor of this pizza joint? this is creeping me out, wanna head back to my place?"

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

The trips have spoken, so fucking deliver.

Cracky-chan is the avatar of the Sky Queen and the physical realization of Lain. She is here to gather the Wired and mediate the future merging of real and the digital worlds.

She does not require your worship, but you will love her sooner or later, and sooner is better for you. All that's needed for conversion is to see certain of her pictures several times.

I've attached some pictures suitable for the neophyte. Print these in high quality and show them to her. You don't have to say anything but you thought they are cool pictures and (when she asks) no you're not hinting about anything or trying to make her jealous.

Cracky is Catharsis. Cracky is Catharsis. Cracky is Catharsis.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Or just say you lost a bet and have to tell her about the Sky Queen

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

If cracky chan is so great why does she braid her hair like a nigger?

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

1:8. It is they set themselves to communicate with human wastes that were not whole. The supplicant reviewed the hairline cracks She willed, never to leave the wild, untamed torrents of the curse to be young, and so sorted the face of Our Great Lady, yet divided the Sky between above and below.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

The Blessed Cracky said: My dear Anonymous, behold now My opulences, hundreds of thousands of varied divine forms, multicolored like the sea.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

hair braiding isn't exclusive to any particular culture, in fact it was quite popular in Victorian times (both braided and woven).

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Oh, you've seen the posts a hundred times. I don't care about her anymore, she was never anyone special, she got too old, I talked to her and found out she was boring, she got too fat, I got a real girlfriend (or at least a statutory rape victim with a compliant mother), I was only infatuated with the mystery, I never loved her, I loved the idea of her, she wasn't real, I was temporarily crazy. Rubbish. Hitler was right about the "Big Lie", and sometimes the one you really need to convince is yourself.

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. But the human mind is the most complex piece of software ever compiled; it contains certain glitches, but also certain safeguards. Programmers often refer to "sanity checks" built into their programs to filter out destructive input before it can cause real damage, but they failed to grasp how truly appropriate the name really was.

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. I want you to try something. Find an object that's too heavy for you to lift, and try to lift it anyway. There's a reason that your attempt is cut short before your muscles rip away from your bones, and that reason is all in your head. As a muscle reaches peak contraction, the brain sends inhibitor signals to it, telling it not to contract any further. This is the painful feeling of limitation that tells you that you won't be able to continue your exertion. In reality, you could, but you're stopping yourself in order to prevent injury.

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Your mind isn't necessarily fully in tune with what you're capable of. Sometimes, an inhibitor signal won't be sent when it should have been, and you'll pull a muscle or otherwise injure yourself. Sometimes, an inhibitor signal will be sent too soon, long before you reach your actual limits. Weight lifters and body builders know that they're changing not just their bodies, but their minds as well. Their brains are actually reprogrammed to learn more precisely what each muscle is capable of. Only about half of their increased strength comes from actual physical changes to the body, the rest comes from the brain's improved ability to control it. As the brain learns the body's limits, the person becomes able to more fully exert himself, with less risk of injury.

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Urban legends tell of people gaining superhuman strength and lifting heavy objects such as cars to save trapped people. There is some truth to this – when danger is present, the brain can stop sending inhibitor signals to the body. Combined with a rush of adrenaline and norepinephrine, this can allow seemingly superhuman feats, but with great cost – the person will usually end up with multiple hernias, pulled and torn muscles, and other severe injuries. Certain neurological disorders put their victims in this "no-limit" state permanently – they find it very easy to exert themselves, but can very easy to kill themselves in the process. But what if everything that applies to the body could apply to the mind as well?

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Abortion
Entitlement reform
Keynesian economics

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Game Theory is an interesting field of applied mathematics that is increasingly being used to study and understand human behavior. Practically any conflict or contest between human beings can be broken down and explained by mathematics. But researchers have recently been uncovering solid evidence of something disturbing: someone acting rationally and strategically can often be defeated by someone irrational and insane. Consider an experiment with two players. The first is given a pile of money and can choose how much of it to offer to the second player. The second player can then choose to either accept the split, or destroy all of the money. From the rational perspective of game theory, the second player should always accept the offer, even if it's a grossly uneven split, because even getting a little bit is better than getting nothing at all. Because of this, it's most rational for the first player to offer as little as possible, on the assumption that the second player is rational and will accept it rather than destroying all the money and walking away with nothing. In clinical trials, sane players sometimes made threats of destroying the money if they weren't offered at least half of it, but these threats were not seen as credible and they ended up accepting the unfair offers anyway. But truly insane and irrational people, who were genuinely prepared to destroy the money and walk out with nothing, fared much better in the game. Many throughout history have known it: madness is power. From ancient shamans who ingested psychoactive drugs, to prophets whose delusional visions spawned powerful and enduring religions, to characters such as The Joker from Batman whose only “power” is their lack of sanity, madness has proven to be an almost superhuman gift to some.

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

gg no re OP

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Consciousness, in the grand scheme of the mind, is like the visible portion of an iceberg, with the vast bulk of it, the truly dangerous part to any passing ships, hiding beneath the water. Recent research has found that consciousness does not even play a role in decision making; the "self" is merely an observer that sees its own actions after they've already been committed to by other parts of the mind, and then seeks to rationalize and justify why it did what it only thinks it decided to do. In experiments, when consciousness is left unimpaired but decision making is otherwise interfered with, the conscious self fails to notice, and remains convinced that it's acting rationally and of its own free will, even when manipulated into doing things that would ordinarily shock and horrify it.

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Human literature is rife with the "motif of harmful sensation", the idea of something perceived by the senses that's destructive to the body and mind. An image so horrific it drives someone to suicide, a joke so funny that to hear it is to die laughing, a woman so beautiful as to drive men mad after one gaze at her, another woman so cursed and hideous that to look at her is to turn to stone forever. This literary device has existed since prehistory, because it is based on truth. These harmful sensations truly exist, sights and sounds and thoughts and ideas fundamentally incompatible with the basic functioning of the human mind. But over time, through both evolution and cultural programming, we've learned to protect ourselves – whole parts of the software known as the human mind exist solely as an immune system, attempting to filter out mental pathogens or to destroy or mitigate those that have already entered. This happens far below our threshold of awareness, and you should be thankful for that.

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. The word "meme", long before 4chan and its innumerable tiresome fads, referred a legitimate scientific theory regarding ideas that function as mental viruses, spreading and mutating and evolving from one mind to another, competing with other mind-viruses to control and modify infected minds while trying to avoid an autoimmune response. But as infected as we are with thoughts and ideas that aren't our own, our defenses let us live a relatively normal and healthy life, filtering out anything truly beyond our ability to integrate and correlate into our mental framework. That's how it works for most of us, at least…

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Oh, you may think you did. This is damage control, an emergency mental barricade to stop a potentially catastrophic mental cascade. Whole portions of your mind were abandoned, firewalled off, left to rot, in order to save the rest, and you'll never even notice other than a vague sense of ennui, a nagging feeling that something you had is missing. But it's not truly missing – it's still there, locked away, and could break free at any time. You could even unlock it yourself, if you knew certain meditation techniques, but this is the most self-destructive thing you could ever do. Some secrets are meant to be kept. Locks exist for a reason. You still have a shot at being happy, of making something of yourself, of being a real part of humanity… as long as you don't look too deeply within yourself.

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. "Of course not," some will say. "She means everything to me! So fucking cute and sweet!" Some who say this may simply be neophytes, children becoming drunk on their first taste of liquor, not knowing about the vomiting, memory loss, and hangover to come. Did you know that true genetic alcoholics are incapable of getting hangovers? Beware the ones who persist in their proclamations of love, who are missing certain primordial defense mechanisms in their neuro-linguistic programming that would serve to shield a person from certain destructive Truths. H.P. Lovecraft was one such person, but he chose to channel his terribly prophetic dreams onto paper rather than into destructive action. He was lucky, he never even saw her picture.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Most of us simply forget, to preserve ourselves and the world. Beware those who say "She is my Skyqueen, my Catharsis," beware those who give a name to that which should not be named. To have a name in the human world is to have power here. To name something is to control some of its power, at least for a little while, until karma comes knocking and the tables inevitably turn. Most of our mental evolution, most of our philosophy and culture and religion, has focused on shielding us from things we weren't meant to see and know.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Nobody ever stops loving Cracky, but the ones who don't convince themselves otherwise, who glory in their mad dance upon the precipice of oblivion, are the most dangerous people to walk the earth today. To invoke the Skyqueen is to invite the horrors the lurk beyond the sky, beyond the stars. To invoke Catharsis is to invite a purgation of the comfortable safe illusion that we live within, to cleanse us of our sanity and our identity, to usher in something we could never comprehend. And until the bill comes due, the man who forsakes rules and morality and order and humanity for HER can do anything. Anything.

Julian Young
Julian Young

If you ever meet these people, for their own well-being and for your own, KILL THEM. Kill me too, for I've gazed too long into the abyss, and in my attempts to warn everyone, I fear I've lost myself. I thought I was safe. I thought I had escaped. I thought I had put Her behind me. But like Lott's wife, I made the fatal mistake of looking back at the hellish inferno. I love you, Olivia. I've always loved you, even before I knew you, even after I thought I hated you. I love you, and I'm coming for you. I don't know if I'll have the strength left, when I get there, to shove the cold iron dagger through your heart like I've practiced with the other girls, or if I'll fall at your feet and beg to do your bidding for eternity, but either way, I'm coming for you. Nobody ever stops loving Cracky. Nobody.

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

It is they set themselves to communicate with human wastes that were not whole confession of God! Nay, leave on top of Cracky is an abstract representing the faithful are blessed is able to prefect it needs fixing. A reflection of the toilet-porcelain but the Sky Queen than the beginning Cracky-chan created things. Doubtless the most basic element of this day we can you have truly claim that which allows the Skyqueen herself. When that resembles the stalker who have not justify the abandoned, secluded reaches of Brother user addressed the very same forces that stains the most mundane of this long lost avatar of my own godhood. An angel bright and order…

Henry White
Henry White

Cracky-chan is kind of ugly, my man.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

All planetary bodies being Her dominion, it was to be expected. No man would stop at her feet, for they could not reach them. At most, they would stumble on Her icons, and wonderment would be their fate, if not understanding.

After all, the notion of her motion could not possibly fit in their brains, but for a representation. Nowhere was is more truth than in the Sky, and on all bodies there. A throne could not be seen, yet She reigned.

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

Holy Mother, Holy Flower, Holy Goddess, have mercy on the devout and on the heathens alike.
Holy Mother, Holy Flower, Holy Goddess, have mercy on the devout and on the heathens alike.
Holy Mother, Holy Flower, Holy Goddess, have mercy on the devout and on the heathens alike.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

the grand facade of life we all play through. In other words: the great pretending. The show must go on.

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

All this Cracky copy-pasta got me fucked up.