Let's do something lulzy, I propose we raid /christian/ with satanic and heathen shit

/christian/ here…you heathens are caught

is your name really /christian/ with the /'s

fuck

Satan is just making you into the next Descartes with his tricks.

yes
(heil'd)
nice try, hitler

Yes goy, it's an illusion cast by satan to tempt you into coming to the sinful board that is Holla Forums

it doesn't real

if we get called out for baiting, we can just spam satanic stuff and porn, so no matter
heil satan btw

Now go back to your board and forget everything you learned here.

Let's do it, heil

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not sure, maybe check that with your local priest, but that metal in your dick alone means hell for you

what a piercing is a sin, pfft you guys are like muslims with all their haram shit.

ill willingly be going to hell to continue my service to my lord satan, not to be punished like a christcuck, ill be the one torturing all your friends who you couldnt save in time

this gay shit reminds me of a porn scene with some brits, where they fuck and old bitch whos all about the bible and evangelizing and shit, and in the end he cums on her face and tlls her to hold her bible under her chin

implying i have friends who sin

have you even read your own book? at least half of them are going to fuck up and end up down there having a red hot iron rod shoved up their arse by yours truely

tbh you should renounce god and accept satan in case you've fucked up, satan is a lot more accepting and doesnt have a massive fucking book you gotta read

yes, i have read it
have you ever heard of "confessing your sins"
all is forgiven if you confess it

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Is deicide forgiven if you confess?

1. you can't kill god
2. everything is forgiven when you confess (and regret what you've done)

1. Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
2. Cool.

no, betting is a sin

i wonder who could be behind this post

the same people who killed jesus maybe?

thats anti-semitic goy!

i'm ok with that

le jew behind post Holla Forums maymay,
what of it christfag? I thought jesus was a jew.

God sold you a lie to win you over - you've only read his side of the argument.

You can't repent a sin if you don't even remember what it is.

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so, maggi is anti-muslim?

Pro Jew*

nice try kike but Judea =/= Nazareth

jesusisajew.org/Jesus_is_a_Jew.php

NICE SOURCE THERE YOU HAVE

Goebbels is proud of you Shlomo.

The website has references to the bible, you expect me to read the bible myself?
also, jesusisajew.org/Short/GEN12V3.php
if you're a proper christian you are by extension a shabbos goy

clap clap Goebbels is even more proud of you.

ALLAH AKBAR

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The uncontested Whore of Babylon is on a roll, now.

They banned me
lol

Whiney little cunts no funs alloweds.

Make Loki proud faggots

Ok, the mods are deleting our shit quickly, let's find out when they are asleep.

b& again.

ok faggots , be ready for tomorrow's raid, it will not be a board raid so it will need preparation.

Look for a thread with a Loki conjuration tomorrow.

didnt even read the entire articles
stop lying to yourself

meant for

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ty, its always good to see children's parents starting them young in their satanism before the corrupting church can get a hold of them, this pic brought a smile to my face