Black Friday

Anyone else hype at any dank sales for this disgusting consumerist fabricated holiday?

TELL ME ABOUT FRIDAY!
WHY IS IT BLACK??

I'm more excited about Cyber Monday. It's the only time I can get designer clothes and shoes for a fair price.

I used to think black Friday was when all the niggers would cash their holiday welfare checks

What's the point if you never leave your house? I guess shitposting of /fa/?

I go out. Not recently though. I broke my leg. I do like /fa/ though. I wish it wasn't so dead and the people posting there were nicer and less snobby.

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle. I typically don't find 'internet humor' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'youtube' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humor into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.

Why? I'd be more exited about dank electronics tbh fam, gotta upgrade that shitposting rig.

If I have money left over, I might get some video games. These outifts and accessories usually sell for hundreds of dollars. 50- 70% off during the cyber Monday sales. I love their entire collection. Everything is so cute and vintage. I rarely shop. I can't afford it. This is my only chance, so I'm gonna indulge.

It's called nigger friday

Post links to your shit taste clothes tbh

Wew lad,
You sound like either a yuge homo or a fem-user, likely the former.
good hunting anyhow, faggot

That's why any non-nigger uses the memetubes to cyber shop.

A lot of loyalty for some Walmart workers.

Wew my wallet didn't need this

Or perhaps I'm wondering why you'd have a holiday, right after Thanksgiving?

Thats cheating squidward. The trampling and craziness is part of the 'fun'

I like to show up and maybe buy one or two things then I sit in the store somewhere and watch the niggers and animals fight. It's very entertaining

That's what I am going to do. These are my only two items I'm getting in store.Jewelry is so cheap right now. You'd be crazy not to buy it.

Not a bad idea. Im gonna try and buy normie tier laptops for half the price then resell them on Craigslist for some cash in a week or so once the price goes back to normal.

Looks like we had the same idea OP
i got it in large
n-no homo

i like it, when things r cheap. Its good to buy things for less, especially if u r not buying anything for the entire year

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I brought a keyboard, when I opened it a key was snapped off.
thank god it's the scroll lock or I'd actually need to take it back
I also brought Ty 4, Jet Set Radio and Psychonauts on Steam.

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Some of my games are torrented, some I own. Call me a filthy consumerist pig but I sometimes like to buy stuff and I want it to be stable, have working multiplayer, achievements and the other little things.

fucking normie

I just don't have as much as an investment in free games but if I have spent hard cash I'll want to give it a chance to get my money's worth. My philosophy with money is everything is shit, watching a number go up is kikey so I'd rather just squander it and forget about it. I have no aspirations that need vast amounts of cash, cash is just a tool to me not a possession to be kept and admired.

Got it in Soft/Firm split and flourescent green.

I was going to get a large breeder but I decided a big lumpy knot that shoots up into me might be more fun.

I wanted a large scorn or crackers but the faggots at BD only had medium firmness shit for sale. Fuck that, thats way to firm for that size for my dainty boypussy.

But youre spending money on ones and zeroes they dont even exist tbh.
Money would honestly be better spent if you saved it up and upgraded your rig, or even if you went this route

I know if I wasn't a foolish goyim I'd play the stock market or buy gold or something but that stuff just seems intimidating to a non-jew.

As faggy as it sounds those 1s and 0s make me happy and that makes them real to me. What is real anyway? Most of the real world doesn't feel real to me.

True but my rig is okay atm, it can run most games on ultra. I don't have 4k monitors but I can live without that.

I have thought about it but I'm a neetfag and my parents are always curious about my mail. There is nowhere irl for me to buy sex toys because I live in the middle of nowhere so it would have to be through the internet.

I see many people complaining about the sale, but I got what I wanted(a large nova in medium) and I don't hate the onyx coloration. I only wish some/all of them would have had suction cups. I mean the reason theyre all the same color is for the mass production of 5k toys. I dont see how it would have added much efford to add suction cups to them considering its just a hollowed out base. Either way i'll make due with these

Suction cups probably means more flops and more time per toy.

I don't care about color, I love to buy rogues and flops that are heavily discounted but a Large Scorn,Crackers, or other big big big toys I just can't safely use in anything but soft at the moment. I have a large sleipnir that I would probably have hurt myself with had it been in medium.

Theres a reason why I tend to like EE a bit more over BD as time goes by. BD isn't even discounting made to order toys this time it look like.

Whats the story on how Bad Dragon allegedly mistreats its workers? Not that it bothers me considering anyone who would willingly work for neckbeards has it coming, but i've seen some drama about worker mistreatment tbh

Just some of the nonsensical claims and conspiracy theories I have seen that are baseless when looked into. Most the time its just one nutcase attention whore loser just making wild nonsensical claims to get attention.

Especially with former employees you should learn to take anything they say with a grain of salt. Alot of people get salty when their lazy ass gets fired and will tell grand stories in spite of their former employers.

I did look a fairly heavy amount into the Bad Dragon rapist thing and I was going to make a video on it but I came to find a trail of delusional lies this guy made who was claiming the majority owner in BD raped him. The more I dug into him the more I saw he just made all sorts of sexually incriminating claims against BD that looked more like just a fag trying to get attention than it did look legitimate.

Furries are majorly fucked up and come from fucked up families. Ignore them, they are worse than children. I'm here for the sex toys, I don't care about fucked up losers who worship perverted degenerate people like that "Uncle Kage".

I'll leave this from his wikifur page. "As the chairman of Anthrocon, Uncle Kage has a distinct hatred of Target since they purchased and closed the Adam's Mark Hotel in Philadelphia in late 2004, forcing Anthrocon's move to Pittsburgh in 2006 and making him find a backup hotel for 2005. This hatred was demonstrated at Megaplex 5 when, visiting 2, The Ranting Gryphon, in the Dealer's Den, he received a package of sandwich crackers; upon hearing they were Target brand, he pulverized the crackers within with repeated karate chops in an uncharacteristic show of rage."

Even their "leaders" are cringey autistic losers that make the average channer look like a winner. The problem with furries is that they are almost always hardcore liberal lunatics with no real future and no family or interest in having a family. Generally the more conservative people are the more likely they are to be a "winner" and not a dead end loser.

you have to go back

I wish i wasn't poor, I'd get a fenrir.

What size?
I was considering an XL fenrir as my second choice if I didnt get a nova

wishing ain't gonna make you not poor

Do what I did and so did your parents.

Get a job.

Zastavan identified
i like your videos

Cool, didn't expect to get identified by my fine taste in dicks especially since I only have like 137 subscribers. Thanks though

I just have one question, are you a furry or just a gentleman who enjoy high quality silicone objects with interesting shapes in his ass? You don't strike me as the former in your videos.

Not a furry, not in the slightest. I'm a big enough weirdo as is.
The porn is pretty good though

Sometimes I think about getting a computer, but I can't commit.

Links?

Lol r u gay or something lmao

hermaphrodite or homo?

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I got a lot of shit

Well, the PC term is actually "African American Friday", if that helps you any.

It is.

What kind of shit squidward? I got a new purse and shoes :33

well, never seen that before

My large nova came today!
if only i was a qt and not disgusting looking i'd upload my boypussy getting ravaged to somewhere on the net. But i know no one wants to see that.