Near Death Experiences

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Yeah - excluding the minor accidents, I've been electrocuted (hospitlised for a long time & a shitload of surgery to patch me back up), & hit by a car - got flung into the ditch - got away with a broken leg & some cuts on my back from the windshield.

Add getting chased and stabbed, whipped, threatened at gun point, drowned forcefully, beaten, choked, ear surgery, and abandoned at a gas station to fend for myself for two days because I bit her boyfriend's arm because he tried choking me and dealt with spooky homeless people.

The only real danger is people.

i once stubbed my toe and it hurt really badly for a while

But you are OK, now right? Or are you suffering from PTSD?

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well it was while ago, so it doesnt hurt anymore now.
as for the ptsd, im pretty i dont have it, although maybe it would be worth it see a pro just to make sure.

pretty sure*

Tell me you at least tried to kill them now that you're grown up

you call that an injury? this happened to me

Just hang in there, trooper.
Hopefully bringing it up again to a shrink won't trigger a delayed reaction and cause more harm. You've suffered enough.

Wow - that is actually a very interesting picture. I wonder what happened to the horse - hopefully it was already dead.

that looks really painful, but honestly i think my stubbed toe was even worse. not trying to make a competition out of it of course

thaks man.
thats one of the reasons im kinda hesitant about going.

weirdpicturearchive.com/bared-horse-hoof/

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OP here, I would highly suggest the suicide by narcotics/alcohol next time. It is far more fun.

Meant to type "highly recommend". TBI is getting a little more obvious now, huh?

you should get a tattoo of a woman there, with the scar as her vagina

How do chicks react to that scar?
I'm thinking the whole chicks dig scars thing is BS.

Kind of over it now and I couldn't do that anyway because I'm straight edge

Was thinking of getting this tattooed on there as a bit of fun for me and other attempters

Chicks dig battle scars, not sissyfaggot self-inflicted scars.

yeah, you should definitely kill yourself

In that case, just make some shit up & say you fought off a nigger that mugged you in a dark alley. No one will know the truth.

Conversation starter I guess. A lot ask to touch it, I'm quite charming, not an autist and jolly in real life though so I think they feel pretty comfortable chatting with me anyway.
I really like chatting to other people with mental health troubles/self harmers although I don't think I really have them and joke about cutting etc.

Would do but I clearly can't even do that right, hence why I'm here posting now
:^)

i had a near dad experience, does that count?

Depends… Was it someone's dad trying to kill you, or were you in danger of becoming one?

i was in danger of becoming a dad

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come to think of it.. maybe i was also in danger of her dad trying to kill me

That makes you a NORMIE!

i can live with that

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Reddit?! And I thought I was on 4chan all this time!

I went to an adult bookstore and nearly choked on a big nigger cock

Gee, being a girl sure is fun

I got a bacterial infection that made my heart swell up and accelerate uncontrollably. It got out of hand and it even stopped for a while. Everything got murky then I blacked out for about 5 minutes, when I came to there was a drip valve in my arm and they were pumping in antibiotics. I wouldn't describe it as painful, it was really uncomfortable but once it was all over it didn't seem that bad.

Just jump next time faggot - it's the best way to go - flying through the air; and decisive - really dying like a man instead of a whiny, bitchy cry for help that cutting your wrists knowing people will probably save you is. Something like 85% of wrist cutters do it with people around and survive. Only bitchier way is paracetamol overdose; at least then there's the funny possibility that you've metabolized it and your liver's shutting down and then it's a one way ticket of whinging and dreading the inevitable. But no - a fucking whining cry for help. Help yourself - why should anyone give a shit? You're a cunt, you should try it again but with more conviction, or follow my advice and do a flip.

Be serious

Is that what you say when you stick carrots up your ass and squeeze your moobs together in the mirror?

I wanted to feel myself go rather than it be so sudden and splatty so I'd know just how it felt to die. Don't know if you'll understand that. Also had a neck belt on as well to be more sure.
Just so happened that my flat mate came home from work early and bust into my room to borrow a phone charger.

I wanted to go for sure but guess I'm glad I didn't, I have a pretty nice life now.

post nudes

Just had a friend die of a bacterial heart infection. It was on wednesday. He was 29.
Feels

tits and gtfo

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When this was h8chan it was pussy or gtfo

When did normie become a Reddit thing exactly?

Just go back

How can I go back to a place I've never been to begin with?

How it feels to die is totally dependent on how you die. You wanted to die like a delicate flower rather than a screaming banshee - hence, you are a faggot. :)

when 4chan became a reddit thing, the only ones who think saying normie is ok are reddit 4cuck and Holla Forums

reddit uses normie because it's more inclusive and less offensive than normalfag (despite normie being derived from aspie)

That's rough, man. For what it's worth, if his experience was anything like mine, it wouldn't have been a painful death.

Well, I did not get the memo on that. Looks like I need to keep up with the shitposting trends more often.

i once almost got hit by a bus, i sidestepped out of the way though

normie feels much more natural that normalfag, but I suppose the whole concept of defining norps and wizards just buys into a compartmentalized worldview

Because screaming banshee instant death isn't ultimate faggotry.
Spilling blood and letting your life drain away is much more cathartic. You should try it, do it better than I did.

From suffocation, you tool.

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I hope you're dead

I've got one

My lawyer was a shark, man. He wasn't intimated by anyone. Fucking scary, but I believe a good man. He fought harder for me than I did. Took 1/3 of my money and honestly believe he deserved every penny.

how much did you initially have to pay?

for the lawyer fees I mean

Nothing. He took it out the settlement. He fought for my case. Seriously, law firms were fighting over me. He wasn't the first lawyer I spoke to. Good guy. He did everything for me. Drove me to school, rehab, grocery store, etc. I was gold ticket case, I guess. He was a shark though. He was interviewing me a year later after the accident, recording the conversation. I said I felt better because I did. He stopped the tape, and told me never to say those words again until the case was settled. He was really pissed off. We redid the entire interview. Scary guy.

how about you kiddies try posting on a forum more your speed?

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Well, it wasn't just that. He wanted me to go to numerous other doctors when I really didn't need the treatment. The higher the medical expenses, the better the case. It just felt wrong to me, but I did it because he pressured me into it.

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I was a couple days old when my mom got sick, so she almost died but didn't and because i was only a infant i also got sick and almost died

BS.

I don't know if this one is true, but I hope it isn't.

Painful truth.

got thrown and shit by a bull while loading them

couldve died, man. the bull had no horns thank fuck

got PTSD so don't feel like a lot of detail. But woke up with a trach tube in my throat, coma. Two weeks. Five skull fractures, two orbital eye fractures a broken nose, two cracked molars and a TBI. In retrospect I'm happier now than before the injury though, because I value life more. Not because I got knocked stupid.

been drinking a 6pack++ every day for 4 years. part of my asshole pops out everynow and then.. tried to hang myself twice but to much of a cunt to go through with it. got hit by a car whilst driving a mini scooter to the other side of the road which threw me 5 meters down a ditch

Oh geez. I got three stories for you boyos.

FIrst One:

Second Story:

Last one:

I crashed a car and floated out of my body for a couple minutes.

This image is visually stimulating. Like a mushroom.

almost drowned once
Friends took me out in mere minutes, m2m woke me in a instant, but what i think i had about 5 minutes of near-death-experience is something on different level of understanding.

The results were 1 and 1/4 other lung was filled with water, couldn´t breathe properly for about 5 days, took 2 weeks to fully recover from that in hospital.

its probably what saved my life.
smart enough to wrap it with a bit of plastic first, dumb enough to still try to grab the metal bits

and that leo nigger that spammed here for a few months

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in most countries you´re supposed to stop and look both sides before crossing a RRC without lights or gates.

At least I have some cool scars now