Okay, Holla Forums, time for the test. This test will determine how close you are to being an alpha or a beta
-2 (never employed)
-1 (unemployed 6 months+),
+0 (unemployed less than 6 months),
+1 (yes, part time),
+2 (yes, full time)
-2 (Never had gf/bf. If you have a waifu, select -2)
-1 (Had one in the past, but currently single)
+0 (Had more than one in the past, but still single)
+1 (Yes, I have a gf/bf)
+2 (Yes, I am married/engaged)
-2 (Overweight, diet of shit food, minimal exercise)
-1 (Overweight, yet not obese, diet is a mix but is mostly shit food, can climb stairs without being winded)
+0 (A little overweight, diet is not bad but I indulge a bit too much, I can probably move furniture on my own if I need to)
+1 (Within your weight range accounting for height and BMI, pretty good diet all around, regular exercise 1-3 times a week)
+2 (Within weight range, exceptional diet with lots of proteins, complex carbs, and fats. Regular exercise almost daily, capable of lifting heavy weights)
-2 (No friends)
-1 (1 friend that you rarely see in person)
+0 (1 friend that you regularly see in person)
+1 (Small group of friends that do stuff together semi-regularly)
+2 (Group of friends of any size, or multiple groups of friends, that do stuff very regularly)
-2 (Live with parents, does not apply to those still in school)
-1 (Live on your own but somebody else covers 100% of the expenses)
+0 (Living with parents/guardians but still in school)
+1 (Rent apartment or home, how much you put towards rent or how many roommates you have are irrelevant)
+2 (Own your own home, be it a camper, a house, or anything else. Your name is on the contract)
-2 (I have not been outside in over a week)
-1 (I have not been outside in a week or less. One day is fine)
+0 (I go outside for shopping and other necessary tasks)
+1 (I go outside sometimes for recreation)
+2 (I go outside almost daily for recreation)
-2 (If you enjoy my little horse you earn a -2)
-1 (Anime and gaming, if mixed with any other hobbies or not done excessively. If those are your only hobbies or you do them excessively, -2)
+0 (Reading, programming, things you can do alone in your room with no interpersonal connection)
+1 (Anything that requires physical effort, regardless of if you do it alone or with a group)
+2 (Whatever hobby you do, if you belong to a team/club/group that is dedicated to that hobby, for example your own band or hiking club. How long you have been in the group and position in the group is irrelevant)
-2 (Do not shower, apply deodorant, or brush your teeth regularly. Less frequent than once a week for any or all of these.)
-1 (Shower, apply deodorant, and brush teeth at least once a week)
+0 (Shower, apply deodorant, and brush teeth at 2-3 times a week)
+1 (Shower, put on deodorant, and brush teeth 4-5 days a week)
+2 (Shower, put on deodorant, and brush teeth every day of the week)
-2 (Dropped out of high school)
-1 (Only completed high school)
+0 (If you selected -1 for reasons like cost of college, military, or other legitimate excuses, select 0. If you did not graduate high school because of circumstances you could not help, select 0)
+1 (In school now, level of school is irrelevant)
+2 (Have at least one or more degrees from a post-secondary educational facility)
-2 (Vore, beastiality, rape, or other fucked up fetishes)
-1 (Hentai, Rule 34, incest, tranny, or other less disgusting fetishes)
+0 (BDSM, tickling, feet, and anything else of the like)
+1 (Healthy fetishes like anal, small tits, redhead)
+2 (Automatic plus 2 if you have a significant other)
Now let's tally up the scores:
-20/-19: Beta Beta.
-18/-15: Beta Beta Alpha
-14/-10: Beta
-9/-5: Beta Alpha
-4/0: Beta Alpha Alpha
1/5: Alpha Beta Beta
6/10: Alpha Beta
11/15: Alpha
16/18: Alpha Alpha Beta
19/20: Alpha Alpha
