New Jenny video

half of one, half of the other

how the FUCK is it false? STOP

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you're a big guy

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for jews

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fuck is this?

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I would be willing to let her bear me many strong children, but I couldn't let her indoctrinate them into cuckstianity. I guess we've reached an impasse :(.

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DO YOU SEE? NOBODY WANTS HER HERE
DO YOU SEE?
WE ARE SICK OF HER
THE CANCER THAT KILLING Holla Forums NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW OR I WILL SPAM UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING MORE

Spamming is bannable nigger

Fuck off, you're the ones ruining this once great board.

shitposting is one thing but spamming can ruin any thread easily, for good reason or not, so speaking as the guy that made this .gif I would like spam not to be allowed.

but she is LITERALLY ruining the board. she is a fucking CANCER. approved memes are fucking simple: cuckposting, louis posting.

DONE that's fucking it, everything else is stupid.

MWAAHHH THE HOTHEAD

Orson, Louis and Dunk are fine but Jenny needs to go. GO I am done.

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Sounds like you're LITERALLY shaking tbh.

that's not Louie

Do not…I swear…do NOT bring up shake…I have had enough…enough…enouuuuuugh

I don't hate Jenny posting , I just don't understand why she is liked can some one please elaborate to me why she's liked?

Jenny looks real good compared to her usual self in the new vid, there's just something radiant about her. Might she be in love? That valentine plush BB-8 on her bed suggests so…

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Jenny is so wonderful. She's making the bogdanoff faggot shit himself with rage, all by simply being a pure and innocent lover of true kink.

I hear she has quite a suitor

BECAUSE SHE IS PERFECT, PURE, A ONE WOMAN REICH, WANTS TO BURN ALL SAND AND IS PERFECT

It pisses off bog poster, also we've had fun in previous threads. So now they're Jeneral threads with a Jenny theme. We've had Steiner vs Mastershake, Annoying her on twitter, fan art, spergouts, etc etc so it's less about her now and more about the fun. They allow Maisie threads but unlike those we usually don't just post pictures but add more to the one and only BB-88. It'll die out when we find a new thing but it fills a void, so maybe another week.

She's innocent and seemingly apolitical. The bar is pretty low nowadays.

Also kissless virgin,
Christian,
"some political idealogy that'd piss off tumblr" (cuckservative/republican?)
Socially awkward.

Just watch this video. Watch it.

I thought NC was Holla Forums's queen, on the count they want to hatefuck her.

Which kind of sums up Holla Forums

We want to hold her hand and give her icecream.

She also said she wanted nothing to do with Holla Forums, which pretty much clinches it.

exactly, our favourite waifus are always tsundere
We just need her to realise that we love her

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We've reached beta cuck levels that shouldn't be possible!

You've got another thing c-coming….uh, b-b-buckarooo. Yeah.

I want to suck on her cunt till she shits herself

can someone tweet that to her. tia

wew

Commission Zyklon Ben to draw a picture of Jenny Shoahing sand people. BB-88.

JENNNAY! PLS DON'T LEAVE ME JENNNAY!
SAD!

Just give me an artist who will actually do it and I'll pay them to do jenny art

Soon, she will have no choice

Hey, I my dick is atleast 3 inches!

BEN GARRISON
h t t p : / / g r r r g r a p h i c s . c o m / f a q . h t m l

M'JENNNAY

That picture is highly accurate but I am not white and I am ginger

If you're a ginger jihadi, Jenny is going to shoah you too.

Thanks, so what do we want anyway?
Jenny and Master Shake holding hands?
Jenny firing a gun in the air and screaming?

DELET THIS
How did you get this god damn picture

Okay put the order in,
Happy to contact others, who else does commissions? Do we have drawfags on Holla Forums who would know?

Jenny massacring Sand People, duh. Probably 9/11 revenge. BB-8 has to be in the image too.
JENNY "SANDPEOPLE SHOAH" NICHOLSON
JENNY "BB-88" NICHOLSON

You're in luck, the Ben comission I asked for
"Jenny and Master Shake fighting off ISIS (if this is too risque can you do Sandpeople from Star Wars?) and yelling "BB-88" which is her favourite droid?"

though I think he's memed with us enough for me not to try and bamboozle him

Any other artists?

She's infertile

No she's not lmfao
She's invertile, she cannot invert

This tbh

Haha.

The sometimes second best thing about Zyklon Ben toons is all the edits of the toons. Honestly a Garrison Jenny and BB-8 is material enough for a gorillian memes.

Dare I contact Shadman or Tom Preston

Sure

I contacted Shadman

If you do commission Ben Garrison, make sure it says she's the Queen of Holla Forums.

why would i lie?

Sent him the info hopefully he responds soon

Could we get her to do an AMA somehow

Here? She's said she doesn't want anything to do with us.

she's smart

ama is good idea. in fact i should just go to reddit where i belong

We could ask her to meet us on neautral ground, the calm place for the badlands may frighten those of pure heart. I will adk the eagle elder for a safe haven

its a turn of phrase you dip, i bet you don't even reddit.com/democrat/

Can someone explain why she is the "queen" of Holla Forums?

I wonder what her feet smell like.

She's the cuter, more autistic, Holla Forums oriented Zyklon Ben that we never asked for but always wanted, and now in CY+2 Kek has seen us fit and deserving.

She's the queen of reddit. Same reddit who only go on chans so they can astroturf.

All part of a nefarious plot to stop the productivity of Holla Forums?

Why dont you ever get the joooookeeeee

Is the punchline you revealing that you're actually retarded?

But Im open about my autism and retardation

That's not the joke dumby

I want to know immediately when Zyklon Ben accepts the commission. Sandpeople are preferable to ISIS imo.

Someone ask her on twitter if she'll do a Q&A, I'm going to keep soliciting artists

Done. Probaly should have asked the BO first but whatever let's do this boys. Time is finite but shitposting is forever.

"Shitposting is what brings us together, it is the glue of our community"

- Malik Obama

WILL WE SEE A TRUTHSEEKER RETURN AFTER LAST NIGHTS BIG MATCH?

Ask her if she'll do a porn video. Doesn't even have to be hardcore. I'd just to like see her pissing.

Only blessed Jenny dubs may ask

"What do you think of the prequels - will you read this infograph of why they're good?" needs to be top question

Every fucking time I post jenny I get trips and dubs, what does kek mean by this?

Is Barron X Jenny a thing? Is that what he's saying?

Jenny is a natural getter, much in the same vein as the trump family. It means she comes from a royal meme bloodline of some sorts, whether that lineage is connected to trump's is yet to be seen though.

Maybe…It is our mission to unite them. Is she our Danaerys?

But she's not fat

Not yet, but I will feed her chocolate cake until she is happy

If this wasn't creepy before it is now.

I'd give her every milkshake she needs, give her a room and the best games I could saudi, she would have free range of the house and town but would be required to post on Holla Forums atleast once a day.

I think she'd like chicken nuggets and milkshakes mostly, but I love cooking so I'd cook her whatever she wanted.

I have a plan

Is master shake actually a saudi prince behind his persona?

Ma'shakealam a lick'em

and it's a fucking no go. Oh well worth a try.

Ah a shame, you know what would convince her probably? More fan art

Shit…. You're right

also did you talk-talk to her?

Twitter keeps logging me out, has Jenny decided to kill shake once and for all

Yeah she politely said no then liked my follow up post. So there's that

She specifically said she doesn't like going here though

Have you tried using a different browser?

WE WILL GARRISON JENNY
ONE DAY JENNY WILL FIND US
SHE WILL KNOW THAT WE ARE LOYAL
JENNY BB-88 WILL BE Holla Forums'S ZYKLON BEN

Which means she's been here. I'm curious what exactly she saw.

WE MUST MEME HARDER WHERE THERE IS A WHIP THERE IS A WAY BB-88

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MEME QUEEN

What did she mean by this?

I owe you a beer no luck with twatter trying pale moon

You just convinced me why she's our queen tbh :'^)

JENNY "BB-88" NICHOLSON
is afraid of further radicalizing Holla Forums
JENNY "I HATE SAND" NICHOLSON
is afraid of instigating violence
JENNY "SANDPEOPLE SHOAH" NICHOLSON
is afraid of revealing her power level

gentlemen, /ourqueen/

Is this all the same guy?

Yes

It means she never was the "Queen of Holla Forums" and the samefag who keeps posting her is probably constantly tweeting at her which she's most likely creep out by and annoyed of it.

Every day he misses the joke
Every day he gets madder
He ruined a cy.tube bitching about her

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Kek approves. Can we meme this?

Should have said you were from reddit, she probably would have sent you a friend request.

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WEW

This is what Holla Forums need. Anons like you.

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We're obligated by kek, he wants her for some reason

It was Holla Forums's turn to contribute to the pantheon of Hitler, Zyklon Ben, Sam Hyde, and Moonman.

Then it shall be done, I'm making a shrine to her so I'll take some pics when it's set up, just let me get a little high

idk what you're on about fam

last night the apparent original TruthSeeker appeared in a cy.tube stream on Holla Forums, he revealed he hated Jenny and Louis posts to "take back Holla Forums" was funny

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jej

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are you, who who, I tell you what

You've disappointed me Gay Shake.

Now this is kino. Take notes, anons. Jenny is our queen and there is none other that shall take her place. If there are any Maisiefags not on suicide watch, they will be shortly. The Goblin is dead. Our queen has arrived.

AVE JENNY

Source on song?

Wrestling isn't allowed on Holla Forums

Ave Maria. Not the person who you replied to.

Maisie "Gollum" Williams
Chloe "Fridge" Moretz
Gillian "Scully" Anderzon
JENNY "HOLOCOASTER" NICHOLSON
UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF Holla Forums

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Dad?

What did you make this in?

A house

Is there a torrent for that?

pirateproxy.vip/torrent/5954446/House_MD_Season_3_Complete_DVDRip_-_x264_-_MKV_by_RiddlerA

sorry fell asleep before posting this

Ah fuck it flips

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annnnd twitters doing that thing again. Can someone tweet this to her

You're gonna chase her away with this.

Don't disrespect the maga hat by putting it near all that garbage.

Also,

3/10 apply yourself better.

How? This will seem cute and quirky

You have a point…I may do an update

Also wife caught me making this, I think she regrets marrying an autist

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I'm also a father

Were you giggling like an idiot the whole time? Is she familiar with your le ebin 4chan internet hacking ways?

Yes and yes

Lucky fucker.

We also family cosplay, BV can confirm

how many vaccines are you on to be this autistic

too many times, but although they stopped the disease they couldn't stop my gay

fucking twitter let me log in

Sad thing is if you applied your autism to the genuine Official Queen of Holla Forums® she would probably add you or like you or whatever the fug it is twatter people do. Meanwhile Disney Gurrl is just going to get triggered then block and report you for being an evil nazi drumpf stalker. Sad!

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Jenny won the Electoral Autist Vote, popular vote don't mean shit.

Jenny beat the shit out of me, it was awesome

She lost by the second biggest margin in TWO consecutive polls, which is why you had to resort to """memeing""" her as an alt right Trump supporter to make her seem more queen friendly. Larping and samefaggotry a true queen does not make, sorry kiddo.

Literally, who?

Exactly

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This is why reddit will never succeed here.

She's not alt-right, she's a one woman reich

Jenny has won multiple times, sorry queer.

I made a shrine to an e-celeb with a naruto headband while my wife bullied me and called me a faggot and spend my time drawing MS Paint pictures at work and uploading them…

And you're still more autistic than I am. How are you not getting the joke?

She's a reddit disney shill being pushed by a single admitted autist.

Just like a kike to repeat the same lie hoping it gets more believable. No wonder you're so desperate to push a jew jew loving plebbitor.
>>>/israel/
>>>/suicide/

Why does she make you so mad?

Now her I wouldn't have any difficulty making a cum tribute for.

Nobody knows her. Everybody knows and loves Jenny. You lose unlike our queen.

Jenny's gonna beat the shit out of you

She has a collostomy bag, so you have a shot

Dude, Margaret won the poll, Jenny lost HARD. She came in like 6th place in front of Daisy Ridley and Maisie. Cut the "sorry, I'm drunk, I just do this to piss people off, autism excuses my bad behavior" bullshit. No one likes your shit meme. No one likes your shit threads. No one likes your shit posts or your shit characters.

>being this delusional
Go take a walk or something.

Holy shit, did Jenny bully you as a child or something?

Your poll doesn't seem to be stopping anybody from posting.

Perhaps you should go to /sudo/ and ask them to intervene.

"THEY KEEP POSTING HER WHEN MY WAIFU SHOULD HAVE WON, WHY DON'T THEY LOVE HER :("

Thought you didn't know who she was? Oh wait, you're shilling a jewtube channel about nu-star wars, nevermind.

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wew

So fucking salty.

Which is why you can't shut up about it.

Here I made you a poll
strawpoll.me/12326498

Still can't get on twatter, Jenny may have shoah'd me

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Was he Autistic?

Who?

UUUU

Margaret lost the poll

Alright, I propose a new poll:

Which unfunny dweeb is secretly behind all the failed forced memes, angry spam and garbage shitposts on Holla Forums? Options:

Sam Hyde
Patton Oswalt
Louis C.K.
Anthony Burch
Beardwizard
/cow/'s Homor
Peter Coffin

That's right, I just put you all in the same category: Unfunny people.

Anyone I'm forgetting?

why is imkampfy not on this list?

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I have a sauce that says it's dunkposter

a bbq sauce

Jenny is so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble of blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

Truthseeker

Well we confirmed that in cy.tube

This…is an old pasta. I've read it long ago

We don't have enough copypasta anymore. We need to fix that.

One time I asked Jenny if she wanted to go out for kebabs, when I arrived that night she was wielding a baseball bat and had a small syrian boy bloodied at her feet.

EH PAIZANO GET THAT DOUGH A ROLLIN'

AH'M TRYIN' MAH, THE OVENS ARE TOO SPICY

Still nothing back from Ben or th other artists, time to ask tumblr I guess

ever think about how much bbc jenny takes?

We don't sexualize Jenny

I don't think about you at all.

Kek

why does she make you so mad

shelost

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I'm still waiting on Nutrannysperg to make the Holla Forums thread

OUR QUEEN

She knows i was talking about Holla Forums….

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She wouldn't go to either.

If she goes there, she'll have to read cuckchan posts.

If she comes here, she'll turn into a holocaust denier.

forgot picture

What did you say faggot?

meant for

Jenny did 9/11

you heard me

Jenny's gonna kick your ass

I'll break her thin spindly arms in 2 seconds flat

You'd have to catch her. Her plan would be to just circle you until your heart blows out.

She has the ability to stop time dumby

heh, too bad she can only manipulate one of the axises….. I can do space, time, and the Z axis of the 4th dimension easily.

Jenny can control all of those and 88 dimensions. Not only that but she once beat the shit out of a car.

Z axis of the 4th dimension.

No you idiot. The 4th dimension is an axis.

So you admit you're a nazi, Well congratulations you got yourself caught

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

UPPING THE AUTISM
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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I hope not.

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JENNY WILL MAKE THE HOLOCAUST REAL
STARTING WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING SANDNIGGERS

¿es /nuestro hombre/?

How did you decide which ones to shake?

What?

Not milkshake shake anger shake you fucking retard

I WANT AN UPDATE ON THE GARRISON COMMISSION

ITT: the forced meme brigade continues trying to force a meme

Not me anger me you fucking retard
What?

Sure are a lot of Margaret threads

Haven't got an email bad, but I contacted Shad, Jab and Pal. Does anyone know any tumblr anons, I've got some money I can spend

tumblr.com/search/comissions I'll look through this and try and find some good shit for ya, but keep digging yourself.

chmuhlbeier.tumblr.com/post/157118596411/comissions-are-open-three-slots-at-a-time-my this guy looks good

Thanks goys, will silicate them now, appreciate it!

Jenny memes are weird magics.

I have to admit I do get weirded out how many dubs and trips she gives out to me

Who?

Soothe the butthurt, soothe it

I'm serious, who is she?

Jenny Nicholson

What does she do for a living?

Beats up nerds like you

She beats up dumb nerds

That still doesn't tell me who she is user.

Google it you dummy

I took a look at her channel and she seems pretty autistic tbh.

exactly
fuck it i'm spelling it out for the autists, she's so small and cute, innocent and autistic that her beating the shit out of someone/becoming 1488 is funny. the joke is that she wouldn't be that. THAT'S THE JOKE. She's just a little republican christian girl so ben garrisoning her is funny, but auts don't get it.

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I know right?

DELETE THIS

JENNY SLUT CONFIRMED

JENNYFAGS WORSHIPPING AN IMPURE, USED UP CUMBUCKET

DELETE THIS

Is he even trying?

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but I'll just leave this here
fiw.wikia.com/wiki/Jenny_Nicholson

Sorry boys, we had her first :^)

We've known about this for ages, /mlp/ is friend we're not Holla Forums

It's /pone/ on this site you quadruple nigger

pronounced pwn?

Yeah if you want to think about it like that I guess. I always thought of it as pony but without the "ee"

We already know Jenny is brony. Jenny is queen of Holla Forums, we'll annex you soon so that you can stop watching television too!

Whatever, just not here.

I'm not the guy who made it, but Jenny doesn't need to know that.

If you start drumpf posting, there will be hell

Eh, fair enough. I know to keep my pony images to my board, and only brought it up because it was relevant to the thread

You don't belong here.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/out/

jacks daughter?

Thanks Nianto

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Chill my dude, I meant posting the anti-trump memes.
We love trump over there

No that's Penny Nicholson,
There's also the porn star Jenny Dickmyson,
and occasionally she's confused with famous mexican actor Manny Miguel's-Son

I found this googling "Master Shake with Gun"…
What does it mean

It means the internet predicted Jenny sucking your straw off one day

It's just an edit of this

I'm going down a scary wormhole

user, trust me, just stop now. For your own sanity, please just turn back. Turn your computer off if you have to. Take a walk or something.

It's too late. The wormhole is already sucking him in, straw and all.

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING

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Then may Allah have mercy on his soul.

people in the fanbase have been "ponyfying" things since its conception. It is nothing new.

It's so odd

I woke my wife up because I was laughing too hard

==BASED== Thanks dude

/OURQUEEN/

You did it yourself you fucking retard. Blame no one but yourself when she stops making videos.

I didn't make the twitter post or the image in question.

Jenny isn't real communism!

She's just being tsundere you dip

SHE SEES THE SHRINE AND SAYS THE NAME OF THE LORD, TRULY SHE IS GRATEFUL

He's just butthurt cause nobody wanted his waifu so now he thinks there is only one jennyfan

you become numb to the pain after a while, and sometimes it's worth it.

Now I have the desire to watch My Little Nazi: Fascism is Magic.

GOOD
Jenny is NatSoc incarnate, she will kill you and all of your communists on the spectrum from real to softcore limp wrist faggoty socialists.

Update on the artists, I got one finally - no reply back from Ben. For the one who got back to me I'm getting her to just do a colored picture of her as a queen for meme purposes

Nice moves dude

The problem is I don't know who on tumblr would draw her say fighting ISIS or something like that

This is going to wind up as a vox article for sure.

Me too user
Me too

My favourite is when they gassed the rats

That'd be funny, let's tip them off to the "dangerous alt-right cult that is worshipping ecelebs as ltieral gods

JENNY IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

I hope she does!

So…should we send it to Vox, Kotaku or what trash site would pick this up?

The Mary Sue

Contacted Kotaku and Vox

Are you some sort of zigger sympathizer?