I AM... THE X-SLAYER!!!!

I dont do laundry! My mom does that! Oh, wait...

No joke 15 years ago I would've been hyped as shit for this sought of game.

>>640188761Biff Atlas?

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>>640189387Its the voice acting, they really nail the awkward stilted voices old game would have.

Why is there a Zane game, didn't he die during the mindcrash?

>>640192938You can save him if you ban him before new years, which the devs confirmed is the canon ending

>>640192938you failed him

>>640192938>he didn't save him

>>640191179Zane from hypnospace outlaw, he (the fictional character) made his own boomer shooter as a sort of spin off to the main game. Complete with early 2000s cringe kino and garbage pail kids esque gross out humor.

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>>640188761The game is piss easy even on INZANE.Slayers X is by a long shot the easiest retro shooter to come out so far. The difficulty balance is abysmal.

ITT youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc

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>>640196512Yes, actually.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7QnYdfamA&ab_channel=ENSI.B.Dumb

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>>640197035Absolutely i'd be all over this shit. youtube.com/watch?v=ZCIcyKmJj5I

>>640190385The music is actually good. I don't even care.

>>640195838He's right. It's one of those "AI so braindead you can run past them all" and score pacifist speedruns. Only thing to watch out for are the werewolves and even they're pretty stupid.And the game was actually given a "significant" difficulty buff on release according to early (Discord) players. Somehow it was even easier before.

>>640197335I dig it fellow 88-91 user.

I think Seepage sucks

>>640198514Beef brained post

I found out The Chowder Man was still putting out songs under a new name, and when I looked it up he was singing about drinking piss BWLLLL

KEEP ME IN A GRAVEYARD >KNEE DEEP IN THE DEADKICK ME OUT OF HEAVEN>TO THE SHORES OF HELLTHROW ME INTO FIRE >THE INFERNONOTHING LEFT FOR MEIT'S The Ultimate Doom™

>>640199018Is that what he's saying?

Will there be a Slayers Z?

>the g**pers wonEnforcerfriends... Were we on the wrong side of history?

Safe edgy game endorsed by the woke "majority": hard pass

>>640201124Meds.

>>640188761>zoomer's unironically eating late 90s early 00s slopNeckRopeNow

I don't even know why I find this part funny

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>>640201285the game came out in 2023, schizo

>>640188761>X-slayer>Hrot>Boltgun>and soon Wrath: Aeon of Ruinfeels like this year is the best for boomer shooters since the Dusk/Amid Evil/Ion Fury boomer shooter renaissance started.

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One of the videos for "In The End" has over 1.5 billion views on youtube.

>>640201526but it was made 20 years ago

>>640201670>>and soon Wrath: Aeon of Ruinhaha y-yeah man....

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dread templar was pretty good i really liked the skill mods, but i feel like no one talks about it

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>never played hypnospace>play this and realize it has a lot of hypnospace references in it>play some hypnospace and really enjoying it for a few hours>finish x-slayers because assume it'll be shorter and i can take my time with hypnospaceX-Slayers is okay, amusing enough but Hypnospace Outlaws has been fun so far.Such an odd concept.Is Broken Reality worth getting? I know it's not the same thing.

>>640203839wrath is great but never ever.

>>640203746It was planned out 20 years ago in zanes notebook, it didnt actually get made until now.

>>640204382Broken Reality is alright, get it on sale IMO. It has some interesting ideas but the last section of it is awful.

>>640204590I'll grab it on a sale then, shouldn't be too far off.

I started Cultic earlier, played the demo last year. Is there any way to get TNT to ignite faster? When I swap to it and right click, there always seems to be a (relatively) huge delay until it actually starts getting lit. Or I might have to right click again to get the process to start.>>640204257>i really liked the skill modsIsn't that the main thing that people hate about it?

>>640188761I don't get the story, and yes I'm that retarded

>>640200785Ah no, am I screwing over regular normal people?

>>640201670>soon Wrath: Aeon of RuinI have been waiting. I'm still waiting...

>>640188761this game is genuinely funi love how cringe it is, it perfectly encapsulates the attitude of the average lame-cool kid of the 90s

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>>640206132wait moar

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Why aren't there more games with nu-metal OSTs?

Where the fuck did this game get a music this good

>>640206230I waited 13 years for KH3. I can wait for Wrath as well.

>>640206312boomer devs are still ashamed of their past

>>640203613And in the end, did it even matter?

No Chowder man, no buy.

>>640198514youtube.com/watch?v=KahV73Q3lbceat a terd jackoff

>>640206381Hypnospace has loads of good music. I'm assuming the developer is friends with a lot of indie musicians. youtube.com/watch?v=kGK4oAn2rHk

Are you Coolpunk or Fungus Scene?youtube.com/watch?v=m6USBi6JMFQ

>DUDE LE RETRO SHOOTER WITH SECRET DEEP MEANINGNo thanks.

>>640208238>secret>deep

>>640188761A fellow civvie fan, I see

>>640207618Unironically think that Seepage's song is the best song in the game.I'd choose Coolpunk after that, though.

>>640208238>Not the first post from this IP.

>>640208238What secret deep meaning? There is no ARG or secret. The closest thing to a "DEEP MYSTERY" is a secret level where the fictional dev is annoyed he has to make the game for the fictional ideas guy.

>>640208238It's just a character study of an idiot 16 year old. It's not that deep at all.

WHERE'S DREAMSETTLER?

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>>640208494I'm a Klyfta manyoutube.com/watch?v=zqDsy2oFjEI

>>640208238frick off idiot

>>640208238There is no deep meaning, it's a shitpost.

>>640209168>>640209109>>640208647>>640208601>"THE POINT IS THAT THERE IS NO POINT!!! LMAO!!!"Sounds obnoxious.

>>640209228That's not the point.

>>640209228Lighten up

Has anyone played Dropsy? It's a point & click game with a clown. I think it's from the same guy as Hypnospace.

THE S BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE

>>640195838What 0 hitscan enemies does to an FPS

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shove a terd up your butt

>>640189387exact opposite feeling, it feels like playing Duke 3D as a kid again. That said a lot of people hate Duke 3D so I can see why people would hate it

>>640212109Gonna frickin hurt

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youtube.com/watch?v=xJX15oC_PVUstill most fun i have had with a shooter. Been trying to speedrun this but rng keeps fucking me over

What is hackblood?

>>640213136THE S BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE

>>640208856Listening to this and the other Klyfta songs, good shit user.

>>640213136its blood that hacks

>>640206189It reminds me that X-Play and various other video game media was genuinely like this

>>640188761KEEP ME ALIIIIIIIVEWHEN MY BACK'S AGAINST THE WALLAND I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE WITH YOUGIVE ME A SIIIIIGNTHAT YOU CAN COME COLLECT MY BONES AND ALL

>>640212205I like how it's basically all super mundane every day environments. I always liked those Duke levels the most. There's just something about rampaging through a McDonalds.

>>640198514I think you need to shove a motherflippin terd up youre bunghole

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>>640213883If you like that, check out Mahavishnu Orchestra, who I'm assuming they're based on.

>>640215357>This guy is animated/drawn realistically because he's a real person while Zane looks like a PS1 character because he's a fantasy.

>>640215706I like how Zane perceives him as a super rich guy, even though he manages a laundromat.

>>640215706I saw that post as well but Zane looks as detailed as the other Slayers and Mikey is supposed to be a real person as well.

>>640215812>manages a laundromatDollar store actuallyBut at least he's a manager. He could be stuck working as a cashier or courtesy clerk

Peepee poopoo can you piss on gary coleman? no, zzz game.

>>640188761the game is so kino. i can't stop cringing.

>>640188761WTF

mega please

>>640216620what?

>>640210724I played it, it's lovely but I'm getting filtered after getting the clown caralso I'm kinda scared to finish it cause if the ending is sad, i'll get hit with the feelsno spoilers plshonestly my favorite part so far iswhen dad gets sick and you steal meds for him, and the capitalist guy comes, i was fully 900% expecting him to be mean and put you to jail and get even more depressing, so when it turned out nice, it was such a great feeling of comfort and relief (im fucking gay)

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What should I listen to if I want more Seepage?

>>640220927linkin park

>>640220927Is there a group who made that music? They might be credited somewhere.

I support this motherflipping game for what it is and the honesty.

>>640221569>Is there a group who made that musicseepage

>>640219228Only igg has it right now

I guess this is the artist who did the Seepage tracks, unless I'm confused.

>>640209228You're dumb and i banged your mother.

>>640221962Whoops queenjazz.bandcamp.com/

>>640208842It'll be out when its out

>>640209228I get that feeling from the whole hypnospace verse which is putting me off. Also I just do not want to touch anything that ultrakill va is involved in.

>>640189387its camp, pure camp. I like the big O basedface he makes when finding a secre too

>>640220246Thanks, wasn't expecting to be depressing but I'll give it a shot regardless.

>>640222304The point is to be a loving tribute to that era of the internet, while also having lots of fun characters whose stories you get invested in, and some actually pretty decent adventure/detective game gameplay.

>>640209228>Complaining about pointless escapism>In a video game

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civvie jewtube retard shit

>>640222610The fact that you know who that is makes you the loser, not anyone else.

>>640222610Stop watching youtube and you'll stop feeling like this.

>>640222610I'm appreciating it unironically though instead of doing what twitter wants

>>640222412it's not, so far, it's wholesome and cuteyou help people with their problems and then you hug them, although initially they all hate you or are scared

>>640222649>>640222689Why'd you reply to it twice?

the devs are REALLY comitted to the bit

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>>640220927youtube.com/watch?v=baUsqo2kJUI

>>640222852>_14they failed RP

>>640204382broken reality is almost pure walking sim/collectathon with some vaporwave-y visuals, don't go into it expecting an experience like hypnospace

>>640222968? thats his username in hypnospace.

>>640223012Yes, in hypnospace, he made a new account when he was older before the game came out in universe.Unless that was a dream I had

>>640222787Stop watching youtube, being a needy child and the paranoia will go away also.

lmao at civvie's discord trannies itt, kill yourselves

>>640223061You're right, the twitter has him as _36. Idk why they did it that way.

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>>640223390No one knows who that is.

>>640223396Zane's a fag for not wanting to date this

>>640223858>the distorted and pained "I love you" when you kill her and are close to the bodyKinda fucked up for a meme game.

>>640201493The writing is basically "Tales Gets Trolled" tier. Make of that what you will

>>640207103Hot Dad did all of the chowderman's stuff iirc

>>640223396cause his steam acc is

>>640223390I know who that is and I will admit his videos aren't for everyone. I'm just a zoomer that grew up on G4/AVGN, so background noise of a rambling fag fellatting games I grew up with settles my autism.

what if this game is unironically successful

>>640226214hypnospace did well from what I've gathered, and this is not a bad shooter. X-Slayer is essentially a more palatable Cruely Squad in execution and visuals.

>>640226315Cruelty Squad is awful, why even compare this game to it?

>>640188761Did this game finally make people realize how fucking retarded Xenomax is?

>>640226527Because both purposefully have crusty graphics reflecting past shooters, also sharing conventions from other shooters. Both are attempts at being homages with a set perspective. Difference is CS is antithetical with some actually interesting mechanics underneath abrasive visuals. X-Slayer is more visually coherent because it's trying to capture the mind of a teenager making a shooter in the early 2000s.also filtered, niggered, and ur gay.

>>640226894lol u unironically think cruelty squad is good

>>640227003I unironically think you can't read, that's for sure.

>>640226894They have nothing in common outside of being shitpost shooters

>>640226527Cruelty Squad would be better if it weren't for some of the insanely fucking retarded design decisions like leaning fucking your accuracy up so badly that you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

>>640227143them being shitpost shooters is a huge selling point gaytardo, glad we agree.

>>640227545>they're the same game because they have gunst. user No.640227545

>>640227545Cruelty Squad isn't a shitpost

>>640227718>>640227143so you back pedal like a little slut?

>>640222610>civvie jewtubeI knew about before civvie talked about it or even so much as mentioned it. I'm always on the look out for these sorts of games.

THE S BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE

THE S BLADE HAS A HACKBLOOD CHARGE

>>640222158and we like that

>>640209228shove a terd up your bunghole

>>640223396>those thighsWould.

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>>640209228Go back to playing Gone Homo and other """deep""" walking sims you pretentious mother flippin terd mucher

>>640230321>Dude, why you screaming and pointing at Cory and yelling the n-word!? I thought you guys were tight bro!

>>640230986>Cory is wearing the Rage shirt

>>640229781Great work ethic.

>>640230321I AM... THE N-SLAYER!!!!

>The game is bad on purposeThat still makes it a bad game.

>>640232984It's not a bad game. It's just Duke Nukem.

>>640209228I gave your grandma the point last night.

>>640232984>>640208238>>640209228You're trying too hard.

>>640232984The core gameplay/ or gunplay is just average and serviceable. Every other aspect carries it. I would say it's still fun regardless. It's not a bad game by any means.

The game needs more weapons and more enemies, but other than that it's got some great levels.

>>640222852I respect the dedication

>>640233370For me it's the level design for the most part. The final level/boss fight was especially great

>>640222852It's the best part, not going to lie.

>>640223858Main question I have is if she's got a regular vagina or a dog vagina. Either way I'd fuck her but if she had a dog pussy that'd be pretty kinky

>>640234227Mevin's a freak so it's a cookie for sure

are there any cute waifus in this game

>>640235980There's Zane's mom (forma de psyko) and the werewolves

>>640235980one

>>640208856My nigga

>>640221784Don't use them. They burned their reputation years ago by doxxing competing website owners and fucking with .exes

cool game it seems

>>640188761

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>>640238068like a week ago

>>640238460RIP in pieces then X

>>640222949now THIS is some fuckin' GUSIC

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I like the part in the beginning where Mikey's giving this heartfelt speech and bestowing Zane this grand responsibility and Zane's like "ok cool thanks"

was I the only one that thought the voice sounded like rick sanchez

>>640208238>he looks for secret meanings in video gamesngmi

>>640209228Have you tried to actually read books and not parrot shitposts from /lit/? It doesn't make you cool, you are just showing everyone on this anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum how dumb and insecure you are.

>>640222610You sound envious.

>>640201670turbo overkill comes out of EA in mid-July iirc

>>640201670>>640241564I still need to get good at HyperDemon

>>640201670I'm personally excited for Turbo Overkill.

It took 2 generations for the fps genre to heal from COD.How many for arpg to heal from Dark Souls?

>>640242064None at all. Genshin Impact rules the genre now.

>>640222949why does this song make me think of bubba ho-tep

>>640189387for some reason I imagine this playing youtu.be/4mJbsBQ4QTI?t=119but the vocal is "S BLADE CHARGIN' INTO YOUR BUTTY HOLE"

The gameplay is shit, the humor is lazy and forced, and yet it’s probably the most refreshing boomer shooter released since dusk. How the fuck did he do it?

>>640220246This game fucking broke me. Such a focused and perfectly produced vision. I liked hypno for what it was but I found the form to be tedious enough that I couldn’t finish, but dropsy was easily one of the best point and clicks I’ve ever played. Amazing soundtrack too

>>640204257I bought it ages ago and had no idea that it had even come out of early access. That could have a lot to do with it.

>>640227726Yeah it’s a horrifically pretentious art project

>>640209228You sound like an obnoxious cocksucker

>>640188761>I AM... THE MANDAR-ACK!!

>>640245290Still better than Doom Eternal.

>>640244961>Announced game>Gave a release date>ReleasedIt's that easy.

Ha yes, old ass wads and PK3youtube.com/watch?v=2S9kEXSnYts

tranny "game"

I'm actually kinda' interested in this game.This could be the single player mode Drawn to Death never had! And Drawn to death was fucking amazing

>myhouse.wad>X-Slayer>BloodRed MemoRiesIt's a good year for boomer shooter's bros

>>640247067>BloodRed MemoRies?