The Holla Forums Erotica

Hello there fellow anons, it has come to my attention that there is an obscene lack of grou made errotica on 8. For this reason, i have decided to hold the first Holla Forums erotica thread.

HEre are the rules:
We all take turns posting 1-5 words per post. Punctuation is included as a word. every chain of posts between each set of '.' shall be considered a sentence. Grammar be damned.

Let's see where this goes 8.

There once was

An user by the name of user.

user liked ladyboy dicks.

user

hey guys what's going on here

sage negated

dammit you saw through my plan!

I just want something other than trump posts on Holla Forums. Is that so wrong?

user's voices wouldn't shut up

So he distracted himself by

a Trump post on Holla Forums

so he succ the thicc

XD this is EPIC

said the blazing faglord

user came all over glorious hitler dubs

user then decided to

kill himself

But don't worry, he's alive

no he isn't

Yes he is fucker

no he isn't

Is too

no he's fucking dead

user found he was in the afterlife

no he was still alive

But he thought the afterlife was better

But he was alive anyway

to fap to lolicious children

which is fucking

Jamal

With large bloodied prolased colon

dangled menacingly above his tongue

(To the top!)