ITT: We select Trump's cabinet
ITT: We select Trump's cabinet
Lucas Anderson
Jose Bailey
I recommend this one for being simple, functional, and easy to install out of the reach of children.
Blake Morris
Milo Yellowjellyoctopus
Department of Deportation/Transportation
Matthew Morris
Senator Ron Paul
General Mattis "Mad Dog"
Alex Jones
Director James Comey
Sarah Palin
Doctor Ben Carson
Sherif David Clarke
Rep. Trey Gowdy
Ben Shapiro
Eric Trump
Ben Garisson
Sen. Ted Cruz
Jesse Ventura
Carson Martinez
Actually, change the DoA from Sarah to Ben Garisson, and it's all good.
Elijah Morales
Helga Bullwinkle would make a great Secretary of Education!
Aiden Morris
Secretary of Labor
Jaxon Torres
Official Pussy Inspector: Me
Super Power: Power Grab
Levi Cox
Senator Bernie Sanders for Secretary of Agriculture. His experience with bull shit would be invaluable.
Jose Fisher
he should have been president but he was never aggressive enough.
Adam Long
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Zachary Price
Jim Watkins
Brandon Ortiz
Josh Moon
Jackson Campbell
rumor has it that Linda McMahon is actually being considered
Hunter Ortiz
Trump is love. He's gonna get us all into war. I can find all my guns and shoot all the children on my way. It will piss off their parents, they thought their lives was important, they did so much evil protected by children, it's the ultimate revenge to kill their kids.
Kevin Smith
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Adrian Hall
We will all cross our fingers and hope that Trump will send America to hell. The American poeple feel anxity now, uncertain of their future. But don't worry, there are no furute, atom bombs will kill them all the next four years.
Liam Torres
You were supposed to come up with funny answers, not the ones he's actually going to appoint.
John Phillips
get a load of this killjoy
Julian Ross
That's the only one I agree with.
Too old.
Compromised. He may be going to jail for being on the board of Theranos, a billion dollar feminist fraud.
I would only nominate those scumbags for the gallows.
Elijah Morris
wew, the gallows.
So who can be trusted with the country while donald grabs pussy and plays golf?
Freddy the turnip Brennan
Benjamin #benjiibinladen Biddix
Landon Rodriguez
Sheriff Joe for INS. That will put fear in the illegals. His name alone will make them self deport. Evil Soros spent millions to get rid of Joe, but it will only make him stronger.
Gabriel Turner
the guy who believes the earth is 3,000 years old?
Robert Rivera
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Landon Evans
This guy knows.
Luke Cooper
Trump is shit, fucking stupid man.
Tyler Wright
gas yourself
Brandon Morris
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Cooper Bennett
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Jose Nelson
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Benjamin Cox
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Dominic Brown
Nigger wat?????
Alex jones?????
you went full retard.
sarah palin??????
jesse ventura???????
WTF?!!!!!
Chase Turner
Dr. Ron Paul
he is the only honest politician in the whole world.
Josiah Martinez
Gotta love the good doctor.
Miss him terribly too.
James Richardson
BASED
Hunter Powell
Daniel Barth better get a position.
Gabriel Jenkins
Alex would fight the evil globalist scum mano a mano, stop the chemtrails and get rid of the high fluoride levels in your drinking water.
Also, Palin a qt - fight me.
Asher Phillips
DHS
Juan Rivera
Dept of Health and Human Services
Christian Mitchell
RIP little guy ;_;
Austin Wood
Fingers crossed he's the press secretary.
Anthony Hernandez
Has Barth been chosen yet?
Henry Morgan
Secretary of the Interior and Postmaster General to be combined into single Secretary of the Posterior.
Will be Nicki Minaj.
Hudson Cruz
No such person exists.