THE EDGE TRAIN DON'T STOP

You know, I've never realized just how great of a name "Drip" is. Just say it out loud, feel how it moves your face. It feels like a snarl and sounds almost barbaric. It's simple, straightforward, and unsettling.
I'm being serious, too, I actually like his name.

W E W

Can't show THAT on a Christian site!

Y'know, Millar was pretty over the top, but I think sometimes the simplicity of a good killer story is more effective. I'm still not entirely sure what the message of The Unfunnies was.

I know, it's been 40 pages and you're probably screaming at me, user THIS COMIC IS CALLED THE BARREL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BARREL?
Fret not, dear readers, the barrel is exactly as horrible as you think it is.

The Barrel is… really, really edgy. I can't even think of a parallel to real life. It's a true testament to the collective ability of serial killers to work together for their own benefit.

IN THE BARREL!
IN THE BARREL!
IN THE BARREL!

Is The Barrel truly alive? Does it really feed on death?
Shit, with all these corpses, yeah, probably. This place has got to be haunted as balls, if not outright demonic.

How will our intrepid heroines survive this ordeal? Will they cleverly escape in the night while Drip is gone? Will they manage to find an air bubble? Will Twone and Sandy ever have the chance to get their lives together?
Not both of them.

So, how psycho is the artist?

Its an important info for cyber-bullying him to death to make the world a better place…

You might think, "that's it?" What was the moral of this story?
Will Drip ever get his comeuppance? How does this asshole rape and murder hundreds of women and get away with it?
Ha, ha, if only you knew how deep the rabbit hole really goes.
The End.

So was this the beginning of it all? How long has this weird, edgy, furry epic been going on?

I know why I don't go there anymore. Because of scum like this. I was never triggered that hard since I read Ichi the Killer.

The good thing is, that retards like this die early.

You'd think she'd run out of air eventually, dress or no.

That's gonna be a bitch to get out. All that rancid decaying fat. Eugh.

He did get the complete SJW treatment when he was accused of just literally raping someone. Over the phone.

Oh. Oh no. Jack has a much, much better introduction to the universe than this story. It's so crazy that I think I'm going to wait to reveal it, unless someone else does, first.

That upset you? Really, that was simple fare compared to the gunk posted in the last thread.

It's been running since 2001.

Damn, that's pretty impressive.

So, I have to ask, there is a bit more talk about people on the board drawing or making comics lately. Has anyone been wanting to make an edgy comic, and have they gotten any progress? Or what's holding you back? Are you concerned people will make fun of your edge, or everyone will realize you're a total freak? Because at the very least I think everyone here can write better than Mark Millar's stupider shit.

You mean Nemesis? He didn't drown bitches in corpses who didn't went to the prom with the artist.

I meant the Unfunnies. Drowning bitches in corpses isn't that bad compared to a cartoonist swapping places with his cartoon thanks to Satan so he can avoid being executed for raping and murdering a dozen children.
Plus, this story is more about Drip than the girls. It's important to his… formative journey, let's call it. There is a purpose, which is way more than I can say for Millar.

How didn't I see that? I guess I scrolled too far down.

Uh, that was posted after Nemesis.

Don't say anything positive about this shit, furfag.
Some underage psycho who deserves to be strangled drew some hateful shit because some girls rightfully dumped his candy-ass.

There's nothing of value here. And what makes it even worse is the Archie-Sonic art direction.

How can my life be shit while scum like that is most likely fine? I can't accept that.

What crawled up your ass? Jesus christ.

Read it. It was just retarded. Felt nothing while reading.

Yeah, exactly. It's just a bunch of violence and sex for absolutely no reason, everybody gets fucked over and the villain wins.
At least here the villain gets what's coming to him. Sort of.

This, I fucking hate it when an edgy villian wins and doesn't die just as edgy.
I don't care if he has the last laugh during it, but SOME kind of punishment.

When I was a kid and drew edgy shit about shooting people, I at least died at the end. Pff.

Granted, he doesn't get it during this story, but it's just a footnote in the life of Drip. The degeneracy is only beginning.

Ah ok.

So that shit gets worse. Ugh.

I don't think this place is for you go back to something awful.

Getting triggered by Ichi… wow what a fag.

Actually you only need standard industrial cleaning alcohol and a rag. Surprisingly easy to clean. Although any fabric will be ruined for good so the seats themselves might be done.

Hardest part is to be able to stand the smell while sweeping the rot off. Rot smells like a fart but so intensely that you get a gag reflex.

So what's the overall picture of this shit? Blue furry kills everyone?

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Ahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah.
No, user, this comic is about angels, demons, and the souls caught in the middle of Heaven and Hell.

Death is an edgelord furry who fights against sadistic demon furries who torture and rape each other.

Don't forget that Death has an adoptive son who was an aborted fetus and has no knowledge of the world and is therefore completely and utterly innocent of sin.
Sweet kid.

I got triggered because of two insanely fugly and mentally retarded guys torturing a couple.

Because I hate fugly mentally retards.

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Man, Funny People would just send you into conniptions. You need to grow a thicker skin.

Reaper is the edgelord we deserve, not the edgelord we need.

A bunch of those are obviously tongue in cheek

Top feminism lad

missed the one that says "cummies"

I mean, at least in jack there's something approaching a plot… I think…

Fuck, I bet JIZZDRAGON is a total badass.

Jack does have meaning. It's wrapped in a weird, edgy coating, but it's there. Meanwhile, Millar's work just seems nihilistic for the sake of nihilism. At least Jack gives the reader and its characters a fucking break from time to time.

That wasn't bad at all, actually.
It standard anti-catholic/anti-clergy fiction, every common in latin countries. Where in the US, people see priests as kiddy diddlers, we just see them as regular perverts. Some priests here even have full families in (poorly keep) secret… or they are gay.

And call me a weirdo, but I love these kind of child-like "virginal aesthetics", specially when it comes time for the actual "loss of virginity", that must be why I love Revolutionary Girl Utena so much.

I fucking forgot about this shit.

This post right here is the latest point where you guys should have figured out you're being b8ed.
If you still took this guy seriously after this, then you might legitimately be retarded.

So what's even the point of this comic? Is the blue guy supposed to be a villain? Does he die? Why does he do any of this? Is it just pure torture porn?

Hahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Mein sides

Since Reapernames is a meme, many do it most likely on purpose.

is he wearing cargo pants? what a faggot

I really want to do them. It's the only type of story that I feel very strong about doing since I can relate to bad endings.

This is the best time for me to do them now imo.

Fucking do it. Even if you look back on it and think "what the hell was I thinking?" you could be looking back on something you created. And that's an awesome feeling.

now, I like fucked up shit. I like horrific mind-torture combined with heart-crushing soul-death. But this has no substance, no method to the madness, no payoff, and no point. It's like the cheap gas-station food of suffering.

where did THE BARREL come from? whose idea was it? how does everyone know where it is? WHERE is it? Why did it have to be made? Why hasn't anyone found it?
so many questions

I don't know what this means. Do kidnappers only rape virgins now?

What about cliff?

Someone oughta storytime cliff if we're going max edge

Yes he does die BUT THAT'S JUST WHEN THE FUN STARTS

Think jack answers the question at some point

Think it's a "I could handle it" boast of some sort

This is how jack started

Also, feel like the whole jackverse thing would be a lot better if the art wasn't like a kid cartoon

I was wondering what Drip was. I thought he was a weasel or ferret or something, but he's a rat apparently. good to know.

also I kek'd at OP's chant of
IN THE BARREL!!!

so OP, what is the name of this series/universe of edgy furry serial killers?

I'm saving that for tomorrow, user.

This series is called Jack, named after the main character, who is the angel of death. It's his punishment for something, but the other part of his punishment is that he can't remember anything from when he was alive. Sorta like Planescape Torment, but with furries and Christianity.

user, the moral of this story is that bad things happen to people for no reason and we deal with the aftermath as best we can. Also, be nice to your family, because they could die at any moment.

Never knowing what was in the Barrel would've been worse, but that's still pretty bad.

I always wanted to see a Cliff video game.

Oh fuck nigga now that's a stupid one. I remember one of the deaths in here made no sense but it happened anyway. I just want to know how it was even possible.

Holy shit, I remember reading this back in like… 2006ish, damn. Completely forgot about this and like 80 other onine comics.

the over arching narrative isn't too bad…. but goddamm so much furry shit and edge.

Its a series called Jack. Old links for the comic are dead but heres a pretty good review of it:

webcomicoverlook.com/2009/09/17/the-webcomic-overlook-96-jack/

One of the side-products of the early internet furry- and webcomic era.

The author depublished after being accused of RAPE WITH A PHONE.

No one have "Jack" rape arena comic?

Probably not. I been looking for that comic for years.

Really? Any proof?

encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Hopkins
archive.is/f4Sj1
furaffinity.net/journals/driprat/
reddit.com/r/furry/comments/36vb23/what_happened_to_pholphcom_the_comic_jack/
forums.vivisector.org/index.php?topic=597.msg8848#msg8848

You can get the gist of both sides of the story from these links.
Never were so many butts hurt. God knows what actually happened, but everybody involved is full of shit if you ask me.

In b4 someone points out I linked the Holy Trinity: Reddit, Encyclopedia Dramatica AND Furaffinity.
Lol, hey, I just go where the drama takes me.
(elaborate ponyshrug)

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It's not bad until you end up there.
And I'm fucking glad they didn't make an article about the shit I did in 2007 during my edgy phase.

He looks like a serial killer. I knew it.

And holy shit that guy has a wife. I guess I'm doing it wrong, I have to fucking torture bitches to love me, it seems. I mean seriously, how masochistic do you have to be to fuck this guy?

It is time.

IT MAKES NEMESIS LOOK LIKE SHIT

You may be wondering, dear reader, "who the fuck is talking to Cliff? Is this a Deadpool ripoff?"
Fear not, all will be answered in short order.

Oh, fuck, I'm not entirely awake yet and I accidentally skipped a few pages. Not sure how that happened.

Terribly, terribly sorry about that, but for some reason the post won't delete, so deal with it.

the day of Fursecution has come and none will be spared the scythe

For the uninitiated, yes, that voice that's been telling Cliff what to do all along has, in fact, been our favorite blue rat, Drip.
It would seem that death has not curbed his… unsavory tendencies.

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their tools of torture my tools of pain

>tfw I totally forgot that Drip fucks Cliff in the ass and gets away with it

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So here we are. A semi-undead, possessed cat with scythes for arms is brutally executing… Cthulhu.
His name is Marcus.

Okay, his name's Bernard, oops. I don't fucking keep track of these people's names.
And so comes an end to the violent rampage of Cliff. Love it or hate it, it's certainly a wild trip.
And I even have a bonus image!

Page 2 is actually hilarious. I know a sick WoW roleplay fuck and considering his full retarded rape-revenge stories of his characters, this would probably be what he'd draw if he could.

And this is where the edge defies logic.

also

We're talking about Jack – I don't think you could have found three better points to triangulate it from.

The saddest thing? This shit is more entertaining than the shit what Marvel vomit out nowadays…

you know, this would make for a pretty good anti-hero story if it didn't have the EDGE turned up to 11 the whole time.

say op, you got any of this guy's edgy stories involving his cannibal couple Bob & Lisa? the ED article has me curious now.

at least hopkins doesn't try to force his political views (god only knows what they would be)
he just unabashedly loves murder, rape, and his own ego

Sad but true. At least the… pfff… scythe arm thing. The barrel shit is horrible. It's what I'd expect from Japanese guro.

Musical holes?
Somebody here has it, because it was posted a couple of months ago.

hey guys he's re-uploading the comics on a separate account.

god, the edge is real with these things.

furaffinity.net/view/16986702/

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fuck, it requires you to sign in.

TOOLS OF NATURE

KEK

Nice combination…..

This thread makes me wish I had saved that part of the Lust arc. You know the one.

Musical holes.

What's sadder this furry fuck does the whole shared universe better than marvel and DC at this point.

Vietnamese women tend to be very hairy down below dude.

Besides that, all the comics you've seen here are side stories. The first comic, for example, shows what Drip did in his mortal life, explaining why he could become the baron of Lust. The second comic shows what Drip does in his spare time between setting up games of Musical Holes and torturing people. We haven't even scraped against the total shitshow that is the main story with Fnar the aborted fetus, or any side stories that revolve around Drip's childhood, or literally anything that involves Jack. It's a wild ride.

Thank goodness those nips are censored. Wouldn't want to expose anyone to anything inappropriate.

You guys don't think I'd leave you without one of Jack's most infamous comics, do you?
I hope you're ready for some crazy shit.
Games We Play In Hell

I hope the mods don't mind if I don't put little furry heads all over their naughty bits. I swear, it's purely artistic.

As to be expected, Hell is full of furries having sex with each other.

But what's the one thing that washes away the taint of furry sex? Furry slaughter!

… by furry angels. Dual wielding katanas. Don't think about it too hard.

If you're still reading, there is a story at work here.

However, it's wrapped up in gore and tits. You know, because this wouldn't be here otherwise.

I'm amazed that, somehow, in this raggedy art style, Jack still comes off as extra raggedy, although I suppose it's preferable to some Hot Topic gear or a trenchcoat.

Even in this dark, dank pit of hell, there can still be a ray of hope for the damned. Not all is lost. It's more than I can say for Millar's work.

But, as it always is in the world of Jack, that ray of hope still involves fursecution.
The End.

I used to read the shit out of jack like all the time
And then I just forgot about it for some reason
Had no idea that the dude got in trouble and took everything down

pholph.com/story_arcs.php?id=5

You're welcome.

Ignore the "Arc offline for renovation" for Games We Play in Hell, just use this link: pholph.com/whole_arc_viewer.php?id=5&sid=503

I can see what OP is talking about. This is shamelessly edgy, but there is an actual point to this, unlike that garbage the Unfunnies.

So jack is over?

it's still going. he reuploaded everything. he made the announcement on his FA page a couple weeks ago.>>640584 put up the link to the archives.

Not much of it is really notably edgy, although I missed the first thread. Just shitty furries fucking around in their equally shitty afterlife.

You know, there is a lot of trash in there, but some of it is actually not terrible. If only he could get rid of the dumb looking furries, it would be much better. I think it shares a problem with the Unfunnies, in which the characters just dont fit the stories and general feel of the setting, most of these are pretty fucking grim and the characters with their big cartoony eyes and such just dont blend.

I liked the art better when he inked it himself.

For being basically the furry Spawn, Jack is written better than Spawn, and that's pretty sad.

Has Spawn had any really good runs? Because I only read the first 5 issues, and I was done with the whole thing.

yeah but that's why it's fucked up, because it's fucked up things happening to and being performed by cute looking characters. like even Drip the serial killer demon rat looks somewhat objectively cutesy from a character design aspect. well, when he's drawn in his mortal form anyway. like you don't expect characters that look like that to be raping, murdering, torturing, maiming, burning, and doing other nasty things to each other while spewing swears and dealing with a fucked up afterlife.

If you've read the first four issues, that's basically it. That's all the TWEESTS. Spawn's dead, he's black, his wife is remarried, the clown is a demon, BFD.

That's as much as MacFarlane came up with before the guest issues by Dave Sim, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Frank Miller. Everything else just kind of plays off the work of the other four writers.

The cartoon and the movie threw it all together in a more structured way. Spawn is basically just pinups anyway.
MacFarlane is a decent artist, but he always needed David Michelinie or Peter David to write his shit for him.

He plateaued quickly as a writer, being handicapped by A. not reading books. and B. always holding that writing isn't important.

He a better writer than current year Garth Ennis.

Since we are all having a dang ol doozy of an edgy time I would like to ask y'all something.

Clearly, most of us aren't too affected by the violence and degeneracy portrayed here. With these comics and many others there is a certain basic formula:
The latter character is more or less innocent or only guilty in the twisted mind of the author.
And that kind of leaves most of us cold. Probably even turns some people on. Now, by reading an unhealthy amount of edgy shit I've discovered that there is one variation of the basic formula that actually makes me queasy. That is:

Does anyone else feel the same way?

Example of what you mean?

I remember a ero guro hentai manga or whatever the cool kids call it, (I think it had Touhou characters) where a little girl was paralysed in a wheelchair and another little girl tried to help her with a salve. Misunderstanding the words of the adult that sold her the salve, it's implied that it's just some form of snake oil wonder cure that doesn't actually work, the little girl opens the paralysed girl up to apply the salve directly on the brain and the guts. All the while she is talking abut how she truly wishes the paralysed girl to get healthy again in the most innocent manner.

I think it ended in some flesh golem fusion stuff because, I don't know, Tohou characters maybe?

Yeah, that innocent "trying to help but making things so much worse without understanding" that turns my stomach.

To me, it's hopelessness, combined with the only possible help being assholes and the bad guys not getting punished. E.g. barrel girl (where, during weeks of torture, she manages to contact her parents but they refuse to pay ransom - she ends up dead in a barrel, based on a true story). Or Mei-Chans Daily Life, which is just an awful read about a girl that can regenerate physical damage, so people can torture her as much as they want.

Sounds like you two have been reading Uziga Waita. Thats the guy who made the comic about a guy who rapes a born baby, then puts it in a blender. His stuff was once featured in old infamous sites like Rotten.com.

Why is furshit such a huge autism magnet?

No, see. For me that's just deliberate violence again. That doesn't move me. That stuff makes the other user sick. I just get queasy from the weird stuff I described here

I just misquoted myself. What the hell. Of course I meant:

Basically if the artstyle was changed?

If it was straight up humans having this shit happen, I feel like we would actually be more appalled than "that's autistic"

Maybe furry… but not as cartoony?

you mean like, for example, if batman mistook an innocent for a criminal he was tracking because they look very similar and beat the shit out of them only to find out he got the wrong guy and then has to live with the guilt of his fuck up?

Same reason the Sonic and MLP fandoms are so ridiculously fucked up.
Because you can easily create your own characters and project fetishes/fantasies onto them.

Hmm. Yeah, kinda. It's lessened a lot because Batman is completely aware of how much his actions influence the world. He didn't kill either, making it possible for him to apologise to his victim.

For me, it would be accidentally killing someone in a dire situation who was close to me. I imagine scenarios where I'm trapped inside a house with my best friend, and there are people in there looking to kill us. We're armed, so we head out there to take out as many of them as we can. However, at some point we get split up and we're both on our own. The tension is running high, so I'm on edge looking through the house with a gun held tightly in my hand. I hear a noise, so I turn quickly into that direction and fire a few times. As my ears are ringing, I walk to the body to get a closer look only to realize I've just shot and killed my friend.

If I were in a situation where this happened, I don't think I could handle the emotions I'd feel. It'd be too much for me.

Kinda wish the dumb cunt who accused him of jerking off during a Skype call recorded that shit, but instead she just ran and cried to fucking Adam Carolla of all people.

I wish she did the sane thing and neither called him, now stayed in the call.

Now she seems as retarded as him.

jesus fuck

SJW v.s. Redpills.
Whoever wins, we lose.

I doubt he was even jerking off to her while talking. Most likely, he had found some furfaggotry art to whack his wiener too, and he made the decision to multitask a skype call.

I just think the whole thing was super funny because everybody acted so shocked when they found out he was a sick fuck.

This thread makes me want to start reading Jack again and try and catch up. Last thing I remember is where they reveal all the furries used to be human until they were turned by some sort of science experiment and Jack was Patient Zero or something.

You must be able to smell the damn thing from miles away how the fuck does something like that stay secret?

They put it in a distant forest near the center of New Jersey. No one can smell the difference.

Bullshit I have been to New Jersey it doesn't smell like rotting corpses and it isn't a big enough state to not smell a giant vat of death.

Maybe Furry New Jersey smells worse?
Maybe Drip has a lot of those little pine trees you hang in your car? Febreeze?

I don't know it's just a stupid furry's edgy bullshit but the whole secret giant death vat that all killers dump the bodies was so stupid I had to mock it.

What part of "birthplace of death" don't you get? The fucking ghosts hide the sounds, dumbass.

Do ghosts cover up smells like Febreeze now?

im reading these comics, but when and how do dip and cliff get introduced tpo the on going arks

Yes.

I just read through all the arcs in the archive. So now I'm up to yet another comic that is ongoing, and I get to keep waiting for the story to come out.

So is he starting the comic back up again? I read through the thread and someone mentioned the comic getting put on haitus due to skype masturbation antics.

We will never see 12. Oz mouse continue as a web comic

>Down here, they fuck.
Truly some of the greatest prose I've ever laid my eyes on. I would be lying if I said it did not bring a tear to my eye.

Nahh man all the furries were man made and Jack orchestrated mass genocide of the human race. Also there one human left and hes in hell but he's dead or something.

Then who hides the smell?

The entire point is that its in an isolated place, and that nobody hides the fucking thing. Everyone with a body to dump just uses the pit, resulting into a titanic unidentifiable mess.

And anyone with a remote interest in using the pit wont talk about it. Including reporters.

I gotta stop drinking and posting.

Febreze

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Maybe there's a different afterlife for humans and furries, for… reasons.

Or maybe the human souls made peace with their condition and moved on or achieved Nirvana or something.

It's a mass conspiracy involving the Febreze company. They've got several backhand deals with politicians and governments. To disguise the smell, they need a spray that can eliminate the odor of several corpses. Febreze just so happens to be the man for the job.

I was thinking all the humans redeemed themselves in Hell, and then they ended up getting reincarnated as furries.

Is that supposed to be the one human?
I thought he was a monkey.
Lol furry artists trying to draw humans.

yeah, he's back at it apparently

wait a minute
the barrel makes no fucking sense. all those bodies would have attracted THOUSANDS of scavengers, and they would have eaten all the bodies within weeks, if not days.
suspension of disbelief broken, immersion ruined

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Is it the guy being used as a faucet in fourth panel here?

If everyone's a furry, then what do the furries eat for food?

Each other of course.

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What it's worst is that Jack is actually interesting and has things happening at difference of other webcomics.

Tbf, it seems the barrel is also full of some solution that probably isn't safe to drink. Dining from the barrel probably is death

Also, why is jack better than most currently running top of twc webcomics? Most things are random shenanigans or without movement in plot. Fuck, I'm actually interested in trying to see where all this insanity ends up

Yeah I still kinda want to see how it'll end
IF it'll ever end, that is

It really isn't that bad the edge a side its better then a lot of what i've been reading.

I hadn't even noticed that guy huh looks like there ARE humans in hell most appear mutated in some way. this soul is definitely some kind of human.

i came into this thread expecting horrendously edgy furyy shit. its still edgy at times but fuck if i don't want to see were this rabbit hole ends.

Lol, start a cringe thread, everybody just ends up getting hooked on the comic.

OP, you better plan on dumping more of this shit. It doesn't need to top the Cliff story or DA BARREL, as I think that's pretty difficult in practice, but dammit I want to see more Adventures of Furries in Hell

I don't feel like looking for a good Jack comic to post, but I do have a few pages from the ultra shitty comic Suicide for Hire. It's all the edge of Jack but with even stupider furries.

The sad thing is, Jack had some pretty cool concepts and dealt with mortality in a pretty interesting way but then it just kept getting edgier and edgier to the point where it felt like a goddamn parody of itself.

Don't worry mate, I'll take over for OP until he gets back.

You want Jack, you say? I'll give you Jack!

Let's start with this arc, titled "Midnight Blood".

The plot starts in flashback format, starting with the night Jack was captured by some dyslexic rednecks. Apparentlythis Jack fellow is wanted for murder, bad fashion sense and borderline copyright infringement.

Sheriff Redneck McHicks contemplates shooting the murderous scumbag, but our Jack proves to be quite the cunning philosopher, as he poses a compelling moral quandary to the sheriff. Deputies Hayseed and Gimli concur that it would indeed be murder, so he decides to relent and leave him there to starve.

All of this, he relates to a… talking crocodile. Hey, it's a furry comic, why the hell not.

Oh, shit! It's the OTHER Jack! Who'da thunk there would two shitty gore-porn comics with the same name? At least this one isn't furry.

Way to spoil it, son. Ah well, no real harm done.

Anyways, Jack recounts that "there was one who cared". And that one is a questionably dressed little girl, let's call her Angsty Angie, who confides on the violent murderer that Sheriff McHicks is her grandfather and that she hates him. He reassures her it's not her fault. Because being a bloodthirsty killer doesn't mean he can't have a soft spot for kids. Having had that heart to heart, Angsty Angie McHicks cuts Jack's bindings, helps him fake his death and even gives him a place to hide, for… some reason. Jackass bids her farewell and departs.

Having arrived in the cottage, Jack breaks into tears (for the second time, for those keeping track) and collapses on the cold, hard floor.

He's about to get possessed, isn't he?

Holy shit, are we MGR?

For fucks sake, did her literally just add those through paint?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened. Makes it easily exploitable though.

What did he mean by this?

Our flashback is abruptly interrupted by… another flashback! I think.

It seems our friend Jack-in-the-box either got kidnapped by some other freaks, or he tried out at a fetish sex club. Hey, anything to make a living, right?

TELL ME ABOUT JACK
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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So does edginess just destroy your ability to construct a sentence?

I wonder if this guy knew that he was making an instant classic.

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Edward pickhands

And a legend was born

I'm more willing to bet he just wanted an outlet for his weird, violent fantasies and didn't really expect to develop any kind of following from it.

WTF is the point of this shit?

Jack and Drip just came to non-consensual yiff, but they captured our hearts.

Its a bunch of furry wish fulfillment with some sort of over arching plot. i skimmed the entire archive and almost every character if not every character comes back and book ends their respective plot line.

fuck i actually like Drips whole bullshit story and his grandmothers abuse is what ultimately makes him a crazy sex terrorist.

i also really like the devil he's just there to expand the plot and be a douchebag to everyone. like making drip rape and murder his parents. i mean i needed to get stitches from the cuts i received from handling those edges but it was a fucking journey.

if the scientists that made him let him keep his dick Jack wouldn't have Genocided the human race.

i also like Bob. he almost had a change of heart but Lisa was a straight up cunt.

It speaks to the mortal dangers of circumcising young babies.

So is pholph not working for anyone else?
I was about to continue powering through this shit just now but the fucking site won't load.

The "we were made by humans but I killed them all and so furries just redid all of history exactly the same even having the same books and capeshit" plot point was retarded as fuck. He should have just done a zootopia thing and made a world where humans never existed. Jack could still be furry Hitler, he could have just killed fish people or horse people instead, it would explain the lack of fish and horses in Jack world.

it goes down occasionally i think its like a privately hosted thing and the servers just in someones house.

its a special kind of retarded because it was clearly a choice made out of laziness.

Well it's not coming back up.
God dammit, I was just starting to enjoy this clusterfuck of edgy cringe.

It was up for a day or two but now its giving this odd script shit i dunno. maybe the sudden influx of people killed it. regardless it will most likely be back eventually. i honestly dont know if that's good or bad anymore.

The site is done and it will be back. the wait is killing me.

Holy shit I actually want to re-read it now and the fucking site is still down

Page 10 is too close to the edge.

When I did the usual maintenance to the server, php 5 stable got upgraded to php 7 stable, which removed a key library that I was using. I have to go through and replace the instances of this library, with the new replacement library. Which, naturally, is not a simple drop-in code replacement.

On the up side, once its fixed, I've got a whole new arc of jack strips to post.

The down side is I need a few hours in a row to do all the changes, and I'm at work and cannot. I'll get to it this weekend.

-R

oh shit

People are weird, aren't they Holla Forums?

Neat

Awesome. Jack is the first comic I ever read and is was got me interested in reading comics in the first place.

Jacks back and just as edgy as ever.

Can I cum on your face?

Wait……. what?

it updated!

Yeah, no shit.
Who the fuck is R? It can't be the comic's creator, unless he goes by some weird nickname on the internet which is very possible

well whats is his name anyway

Wowee a full color chapter

David Hopkins remember it for it is the name of a legend smith.

who knows if the server is run privately then it may well be dave under a pseudonym. if its privately run and daves not running it himself it might be whoever has it sitting in there basement.

I wish he'd go back to inking his own art.
It looks too generic and cuddly now, instead of droopy, wrinkled and fucked up, which suits the story better.

Come on dude

Speaking of edge… Has anyone checked that Elric storytime?

I have to sometimes wonder how self-aware Hopkins is. He actually had a point where he had a bunch of guest artists, with AN IN UNIVERSE REASON FOR WHY THE ART WAS CONSTANTLY CHANGING. Which was some kind of magic mirror. Then they break the mirror, and the character who owned it explicitly says "I'll never be pretty again." He KNOWS his art is terrible. This is the sort of shit you can only get away with in webcomics.

There's also this bit of dialog.

Oh, also, Hopkins is apparently redpilled.

I think it's supposed to stand for "Reaperrabbit" or some shit as an alternate to Driprat.

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So this got me curious for Hopkins other work, has he done anything significant following Jack?

I know razor rabbit (Jack the Other one) went on to make Dirty Paws, witch is kinda better.

I sincerely doubt it.

so many memories…

How the fuck did he open the door with his retarded pickaxe hands? Also,
Classic.

Maybe he used his elbows. Or the door was slightly ajar

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