Wake up

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

be me
fall asleep
dreaming
wow
this is one of those lucid dreams
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dream starts
i'm lying in a comfy bed
everything feels so warm and real and vivid
i can feel the bedsheets on my skin and some bodyheat next to me
i look over
it's a qt3.14
she cuddles with me and kisses me on the lips
"I love you, user"
we cuddle and make out for the rest of the dream
it all feels so real
i've never felt this good in my life
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wake up
mfw

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Nice

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

Fuck of back to your blog faggot.

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

this

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

be me
be in midclass
pretty girl sitting next to me
i have my hand next to hers
she grab my hand
she writes on paper "can we walk together home?"
tears near rolling out and write "yes i love you"
wake up

Fuck this gay ass world but trump makes me to continue.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

Wat is a "girl"?

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

WHO THE FUCK SAYS I LOVE YOU RIGHT OFF THE BAT!
GOd damn it sodimite!
NO wonder no woman wants you!
You're too fucking eager!
So eager your dreams are eager!

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

Spend all day on Holla Forums.
Dream about imageboards.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Dream about imageboards.
wew
what does the dream consist of?

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

Yeah but you woke up to Trump being president, so stop complaining, some of us are stuck in the timeline where Hilary was elected.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

i can relate
shitposting and looking at the same shitposts over and over.
Because there's always the same old memes, its hard to tell theese dreams from reality.

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

I don't remember anything consistent about the images or text, but I clearly remember scrolling down a "blue Yotsuba" syle imageboard.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

I have bad memories with this lucid shit
hear about the lucid dream "experts"
apparently you can make almost all your dreams lucid
you need to do the following:
ask yourself every ~2 hours whether everything around you has an explanation and there is nothing unnatural
also some other shit but this is most important
do this for 3 days
have a dream
it's me around girls
ask myself if somethings wrong. Yes. it fucking worked. i asked myself in a sleep if i'm dreaming.
BUT WAIT
FOR SOME FUCKING REASON I ANWSERED TO MYSELF "YES, ITS NOT A DREAM"
wake up
cry
tfw didnt rape a qt in my dream because im a fucking retard

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

be me
havin nice dream
walking along a cliff
dead bodies everywhere
seems post apocalyptic
just walking and chilling while trying to avoid the dead bodies.
wake up
remember I'm back in real life
no gf

I sure wish i was one of those dead bodies

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

The people in my dreams sure get very angry when I ask them if I'm dreaming…

John Moore
John Moore

into school, very young
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random girl hugs me in the hallway
we go out
we spend so much time
we get married
3 years down the line
good memories amassed
feeling happy again
all is going well, supposed to have a happy night
I go on her normiebook one day
see a couple messages pop up
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scroll up a bit
she wants to fuck two different people
she secretly despises me
confront her
hit her
listen to her
she apologizes, i trust her for some reason
day after
read all the text logs, she lied to me the day prior
same thing again, this time i thought it was really going to be ok
three hours later
she starts talking to them again
she wants to run away from me because she is """""""scared"""""""
lose all feeling
want to let her go but cant
I had her, she was right there for three years, i had the girl, the love, the good feels.
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James Ward
James Ward

be me having a dream
wake up in the dream
it's 4:30am
sneak out of bed
kiss beautiful and smiling lady who was sleeping besides me
walk to the baby's room to see if she's okay
light up the fireplace in the living room so when everyone wakes up it's not dead cold
go out and chop some wood, leave it across the room from the fire
have breakfast alone
take a cold shower
put on a nice suit
get my suitcase with my craft's tools and some free space plus a tiny compact revolver just in case
walk a few miles to work, about 2 hours of walking
meet and talk to friends along the way, random street encounters and decide i'll treat myself with a quick snack
buy this fine gentleman's cuisine from his land, it's a mix of meat and vegetables on a stick, he sells it at a fair price and tells me the area's news
he's a fine person, i think it would be great to have more like him here but then i figure out if he doesn't want to be with others like him maybe his people are bad in some way
work all day, i have no idea how i do this and it's a constant effort
come back home mentally and physically tired
have in hands tomorrow's bread and everything people need to live
plus a little treat to the one i love, a beautiful dress that i know she doesn't care about but hidden inside it to her surprise is a new cool gadget for the baby and a brush so she can paint like she wante dto
the beautiful lady i was in bed with, my caring and loving wife is extremely happy and jumps on me and hugs/kisses me
says she missed me a lot and is glad i'm back
it's like i'm not even tired, i just love her so much i always have the energy to do something for her
tell her the next day i'll get her paint and after that a stand and a screen for her to paint on
and that after that i won't have to work during the whole day
cooks me and the baby a dinner while i see what's on the radio
we eat the food i brought while we listen to this funny thing on the radio
i put the baby to sleep and close up the house while she cleans the dishes and packs up everything from the dinner
we then go to sleep and talk sweet to each other and discuss our lives
tell each other we love each other
hug tight and fall asleep togheter
when i fall asleep in my dream i wake up to a police siren
chasing a nigger criminal, i can smell weed, i haven't showered in days, i live in a shithole and my place is a mess
nothing to eat besides milk and some chicken
neighbour who is the one married is having a fight with his insane wife
"well he picked the clean house and didn't get a clean house, i picked sanity and at least i have it"
go shitpost and cry

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

….wat

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

Pretty much this.

You guys have to be more realistic.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

samefagging this hard

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

tfw have dream of waifu performing my fetish

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

I also get this.

talking pepes, greentext stories, shitposting.

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

BUT you already woke up

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

God, is that something you can just wake into? Will I still be in the not-dyingverse tomorrow?

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

be me
be at midclass
Donald Trump sitting next to me
i have my hand next to his
he grab my hand
he writes on paper "can we make america great again?"
tears near rolling out and write "yes i love you"

wake up

My dream had come true

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

wake up
covered in shit

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Looooool. What are you even crying about?

Your dream cuddle probably didn't even feel realistic. Nothing really does, when you're dreaming. Unless the sensation is based on previous real life experiences. Which it wasn't.

Lol.

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Get out normie faggot

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

I hate cross-timeline posters. Please tell us how WW3 went.

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

this

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

it's funny when trumpfags openly admit they're socially awkward kissless virgins like that

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Yeah because banging all those 3/10 chubby poison top problem glasses wearing insufferable cunts is where its at amirite? Good for you!

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

be 12
puberty setting in
have nightmare of ghost girl from the ring
laying in bed at night
she's at the foot of my bed
I get out and we start fucking
it feels so good, having such a personal connection to another living thing
never want it to end
I love her
mom bursts into bedroom with laundry basket
I yell at her to fuck off
wake up
develop crush for a ghost from a scary movie over the next year
tfw no ghost gf

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

be me
be with wifey inside our house
we have a child and she's fucking adorable
spend tons of time with my new daughter
she turns 5
we start doing more things like going to carnivals
"I love you dad."
wake up
I was extremely depressed the next day and I still think about her today.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

be me
dream starts
I wake up in said dream
Home is empty, search for an hour to no avail
Check the time
It's 11:37
Wait for what feels like 10 minutes
It's still 11:37
Leave home in search of others
Make it to the local Supermarket
Places lights are still on, but there's no one inside
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Decide to leave and head straight for the Train Station
Check the time at the station
11:37
Dream ends, I wake up

And now I'm afraid of being the only man on earth. A dream ruined by a dream

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Sharon Tate = Charles Manson

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

no cute loyal ghost gf
True suffering my man.

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

It sounds pretty retarded but Trump winning really has given me a confidence boost in general.

I will go out and meet a qt to call my own.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

More ghost waifus because I have hundreds of these.

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

This truly is the ninth layer of hell we are living in.
no ghost gf comes through my TV/miror
no ghost will ever love you
every ghost I've come across IRL was a guy

Austin Young
Austin Young

that's funny considering this is the most boring, dead ass chan where absolutely nothing happens

David Davis
David Davis

yeah, maybe you're right
if that was all i could score i'd stay abstinent too
i stay corrected
trumpfags as socially awkward obese acne ridden assburger down syndrome kissless virgins confirmed

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

I was only 9 years old
I loved Trump so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
"Trump is love" I say; “Trump is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just triggered by my devotion for Trump
I called him a cultural marxist
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Trump
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “Let's drain the swamp.”
He grabs me by the pussy with his small orange hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Trump
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Trump
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Trump
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says “Make America great Again.”
Trump leaves through my window
Trump is love. Trump is life.

Luke White
Luke White

literally this mad Trump won
I thought you commies loved the working class

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

Literally the only fucking thing the US has a trade surplus with is food. 50% of our fucking country has like 1% of the population, because all it's fucking good for is growing food. That poster is retarded.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

incoherent butthurt posting

bourgeoise leftists = commies maymay

we're not mad over trump, just poking fun at his genuinly devoted followers

he's behind hillary in popular vote, which is disgusting and not an argument for her rather than against him, and only gained through deception
and you'll wake up from it eventually, if you don't get stuck too deep up his rectum

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

he's behind hillary in popular vote
Right, after those tapes leaked where the DNC admits they bus voters around to polling stations and register dead people.
Not even a Trumpfag, commie. I voted Johnson

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

That poster is retarded.
Russian retarded for not knowing what the US has a surplus of

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

How's WW3 going?

Ayden James
Ayden James

and yet both still didn't manage to even beat Romneys 2012 result

you think that's something new they, exclusively, pulled? how naive are you?

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

you think that's something new
No because he admits they've been doing this for over 50 years in the video.