Star Trek Actor Anton Yelchin Killed at 27 in Freak Car Accident

This isn't the curse, unless he badmouthed Trump. Now the (((director))) dying would be the curse.

I just found out about this and came here to post.

It should have been the director, not the actor.

What is the curse? Is it people who bad talk trump? Why hasn't tons of people died?

To be fair, Patton Oswalt shit talked Trump and his wife died instead of him.

One could argue that the director was punished via the death of the actor.

See pics.

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KEK

And nothing of value was lost.

Can it be the Star Wars kikes' time soon please?

Disappear. We know about your podcast, filthy jew.

Are you in the wrong thread, mate?

U wot m8

They didn't fly so good.

His name is a killing word.

Dubs confirm.

SIDS - Socialism Induced Death Syndrome

Dubs confirm.

Dubs confirm those dubs. Shit, this is getting spooky. Who's next?

Dub dubs doubly confirm

If dubs, Charlie Sheen is next.

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Sheen was pissed at Trump over a wedding gift, and now he has AIDS.

If I insult Trump I die..

If I worship him, will I live forever in his kingdom?

Sensible chuckle

Trump is merely a vessel being worked through.

He doesn't care. The curse would have to take one of his pet minorities to rile Jewjew.

What about John Lenon

If I get dubs some hollywood kike producer dies

Does this mean that memes are our weirding way?

If dubs Jew Jew Abrams bites za dusto

how about harrison ford

One does not make demands of kek. Only his will comes to fruition.

If you insult or doubt trump in a manner in which is directed with the intent to attempt to harm him, even though that is impossible, you will either die a comical death, a close loved one will die a comical death or your career will be so torn to shreads that you wish you had died a comical death.

If you praise him… You get to MAGA and experience the glory of knowing that when you die you have fulfilled your tasks on this earth

he definitely killed himself young and drunk like a retard, though not sure how this can be considered a curse, don't see him shit talking trump

Praise the Power of KeK, Kek, destroyer of the Cucks

You didn't read the whole thing.

I can't wait to see Patrick Stewart as a neo-Nazi.

"Engage, the gas chambers."

Kek is not that inefficient. Killing a guy with aids is redundant.

kind of sad lads, I liked the new star treks

God hates anti-Trump.

You are correct, Kek must will it, I formally apologize to lord Kek, sry fam

aww fuck sorry for tripfag outside containment thread

we will meme that so hard OMG

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WORDS THAT KILL

WILL YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME

She's hot.

What?

I know, but too bad she voted for fag equality in Ireland. I'd still fuck her though; love the gingers.

From the Book of Ranae

"Thus was the battle returned to the enemy, and the Jews were led to deceive themselves, for their foul deity is not the only power in the heavens. All things wax and wane, and the star of Kek will shine brightly tonight and spread its benison over the world."

Would other Holla Forumsacks still vote for Trump if he was causing these mysterious coincidences?

I'd vote for those dubs.

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Fucking hipsters.

Whatever Jeremy loses out of anton's death, I'm sure he'll be next. He's only done 3 movies in his entire career and green room will be his next.

It's been shown time and time again he has divine support on his side. Rare state.jpg should've been evidence enough.

That's unwashed masses tier, hipsters are the ones who actually read the comics.

THREAD THEME

Oh wait, it's already out. His movies were Murder Party, Blue Ruin, and Green Room.

Green Rooms premise made me laugh. It's just such a kikey film

A much more believably premise would be a punk band playing a gig in detroit or something, then gangbangers attack the show so they have to find a way out and in the process get redpilled

Rolling for Sarah Silverman

Though I think Stephen Hawking will be the next one to go

Spoiler that shit nigger.

Dubs confirm shit nigger for next to suffer from the curse.

WHO IS SHIT NIGGER?
WHY DOES HE FLING THE POO?

How does one manage to get crushed between a car and a brick mailbox?

He is Pajeet's distant cousin.

See above.

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PAJEET

kek

One

off

Simple.
You get in your car parked on your steep driveway, start the engine, put it in neutral or reverse, jump out and sprint like a madman to the mailbox to beat the car there so you can check your mail before you die.
Or something.

Sounds more like a suicide tbh.

he eats da poo poo.

It does sound like a weird suicide.
Why would a man, even a russian, choose that method?

off topic, but I found a feminist

Everyone is assuming it was the car that moved. What if it was the brick mailbox?

Shit, you could crush someone with a skidloader pushing that brick mailbox and nobody would even notice the tracks. They'd assume it was the car that crushed him, and be blind to any evidence that pointed to the mailbox.

kek

I'm getting kinda worried that Trump is not what he claims, too many people mysteriously dying.

So that's why Rowling compared him to Voldemort.

1:12

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But the Antichrist is supposed to be universally loved. As much as Holla Forums enjoys Trump, he's still hated by a lot of people so there's solace in that.

What? Charlie Bartlett is dead? I kinda liked that movie.

'fraid so, user.

Holy shit, is there a more retarded way to die than this or shooting yourself in the head while taking a selfie?

So I'm looking this crime scene and I think I have it figured out, there were two of them and one was extremely fat

This

I think everyone forgot to ask the most important question through this whole ordeal…

Was he wearing a red shirt when he died?

I will not be satisfied until Ben Kikepiro gets cursed.

Dubs.
Obama.
Aids.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Bump, Ben Shekelberg must be next

Foreshadowing of doom…

Ben Shapiro is already a manlet.

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HOLY FUCK

I hated the shit out of that guy.

THANK YOU KEK

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR THIS GIFT!

I could fap to this. Needs more females. Like Jeniffer Lawrence or some random cunt that will OD.

HEAR ME KEK

I want to tittyfuck them boobs

If trips everyone in this thread gets gf

Beautiful.

Bumping for more degenerate kike female deaths, Kek be praised

Holy fucking shit user

Some already have one, cuck.

She'll just get really fat, that's punishment enough for her.

Me too, trips user.

why not the entire federal reserve?

The truth is out there…

Noice

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Speaking of fat, what the fuck, Michelle Trachtenberg?

Charlie Sheen will get worse.

Something must happen to John Oliver too.

Holy fuck dem titties.

low test

Someone's been snacking.

Holy fuck, this. I hate John Oliver so fucking much.

Maybe he'll get his buckteeth smashed in by some nog.

We're going to keep berniebots as sex pets

Keep the aids to yourself

PLEASE let “2016” be carved into his corpse.

Emilio Estevaz confirmed next.

And Seth Rogen. His wife will cheat on him with a nigger.

Let these doubles curse him

oh shit

If dubs Michael Moore will get a MTF sex change and an hero from depression

could you please remake that without a fagggoty fucking cock on its forehead? It would be pretty good except for that, which maybe I forgot to mention, is really faggoty. You could maybe make it a little wojak, or anything, really, except a cock. Did I mention that is really, really faggoty?

well shit he's dead anyways

Maybe Bill Maher will be found on the street next.

Its a symbol of Kek's extraordinary masculinity weakling.

I didn't make this lad, it was posted in the "CRUZ=SHOAH'D" threads a while back.

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All these KEKposters are annoying as fuck. That's it. I'm bringing back LOL. At least I'd try if I thought they wouldn't try to worship it. We'll see…

LOL

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fair enough. Check out my OC? u liek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't be a fucking nigger faggot Gypsy, user. KEK is better than LOL by far.

The Trump curse got

LOL

kek does it for the lols.

Trips of terror. Make it so.

something will come out of this too.

Top KEK

I may watch this just for potential drops.

Rolling for Bill Kristol public shaming or death

Rerolling for that one. You were close, user.

Roll for Jennifer Lawrence

BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS

Dude, have you not read from the Scriptures or said Kek's Prayer?
John 1:1-5
::translation as passed down to us through the Sacred Brotherhood of the Path of Light, as corroborated by the Order of Saint Pepe.

In the beginning was the Meme, and the Meme was with God, and the Meme was God. The same was in the beginning with God. Through the Meme all things were made; without the Meme nothing has been made that was made. In the Meme was Lulz, and those Lulz were the Light of all Mankind. And the Lulz shineth in the (((Darkness))) and the (((Darkness))) apprehended it not.

Kek's Prayer
Lord Kek who art in Interwebs, hallowed be thy name.
Thy Lulz come, thy Memes be done on Earth as it is on Holla Forums.
Give us this day our daily Happenings, and forgive us our autism, as we forgive the newfags before us.
And lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from SJWs.
For thine is teh Internets, and the Memes, and the Lulz forever and ever.
DEUS VULT – Amen

Jennifer Lawrence? OK, I'll roll for her to get fatter and have her career go downhill.

Are you some sort of redditor who just recently read Encyclopedia Dramatica? If so it's ok, I just want to let you know that imageboards don't speak like that anymore and haven't for at least seven years.

I second the fall of reverse Nostradamus

It's probably because I'm about ten years older than you, faggot Well, that's probably because this Prayer is ancient. It has been passed down for many years. I'm sorry you haven't been aware. But, never fear, user: It's never too late to be saved! Give your life to Kek today, and never fear the (((darkness))) again!!!

As to your other questions… No, sorry: never been to reddit. Never had a twatter. Don't care.

I did make this thread, tho:
and this one:

C'mon by and make some suggestions. I'd love to have you. My memetic powers are growing. As you can see from pic related, my Presidential Peepee Poopoo is becoming popular. I know I have a long way to go, but who doesn't!

Romans 3:23: For all have accidentallied and fallen short of the glory of Kek.

Once you realize this, you become much more humble, and life becomes easier. Godspeed, user. I wish you the best!

It's probably because I'm about ten years older than you, faggot Well, that's probably because this Prayer is ancient. It has been passed down for many years. I'm sorry you haven't been aware. But, never fear, user: It's never too late to be saved! Give your life to Kek today, and never fear the (((darkness))) again!!!

As to your other questions… No, sorry: never been to reddit. Never had a twatter. Don't care.

I did make this thread, tho:
and this one:

C'mon by and make some suggestions. I'd love to have you. My memetic powers are growing, my Presidential Peepee Poopoo is becoming popular. I know I have a long way to go, but who doesn't!

Romans 3:23: For all have accidentallied and fallen short of the glory of Kek.

Once you realize this, you become much more humble, and life becomes easier. Godspeed, user. I wish you the best!

SAVAGE

I predict Jennifer Lawrence career will go on the skids.

Itd be great if they found Bill Kristol in an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident dressed as a woman with his jewish smurf cock in one hand and a copy of nation review in the other.

she will have her face burned off when some pyro missfires on the set.

Playing the protagonist role in an anti-Trump film counts, as we have witnessed.

Sheen can suffer his AIDS like the degenerate fuck he is. Death would be a release, I do not permit it.

"Number 2, set phasers to 1488."

Absolutely.

YOU'RE A SHIT NIGGER.

kekt

shapooro confirmed for having been already dead

regression

Anyways, kek seems to prefer to take people who nobody expects.

If this actually happens, we'll have proof positive that meme magic is deadly. Dubs banned when?

wew

KEK IF IT BE PLEASING TO YOU LET CROOKED HILLARY CHOKE ON HER LYING TONGUE

Not very punk of them tbqh.

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Check out how Bill Clinton looks
Hillary must be aware of the Trump curse and is using dark ((wizards)) to pass the curse to him and not her.

Just a theory but dubs will prove this post true, in the power of kek

We discussed this in another thread, possibly because the Universe respects committed opponents, but has a disgust for flippant comments made by the politically apathetic.

Off by one.
Bill must just have aids then.

(off by one)
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Does that mean Chelsea is next?

Monica sucked his dick.
Hillary sucked his soul.

Does this mean 9 dead in 8 months?

She must be passing it off to the country if she wins
I wonder what type of mirror She has to reflex the curse.

Second the sentiment on John Oliver. He makes my flesh crawl.

"Current Year"

I like this. Still hoping John Oliver buys the farm soon. In a very strange, embarrassing way.

I like the sounds of this to be honest

Charlie was hit by a pre-emptive strike and that's AIDS, I don't think any thing has happened to the hardest hitters yet so lets wait

By the way, the curse will get stronger the more people are made aware of it, consciously giving thought to it and accepting that its reality be made manifest. Believe in the curse, and convince others to, and let meme magick run its course.

You will be going down a hill and find your breaks are having issues.

Praise Kek.

He's dead, Jim.

Well, he is being sued for stealing a comedy bit.

It's time Americans started returning to our traditions. Tar and feather the British cunt.

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Holy fuck.

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You need to get quads for that

I'm counting seven so far, I hope it's Mitt Romney.

anyone have the baby picture with the "better dead than red" caption?

Nah m8 it's gonna be 8 days

Or maybe he went out, started his car to warm it up like he always does, and something drew him to the mailbox, when (((something))) happened to shift the car from park to reverse.

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It's literally (((the current month)))
You don't warm up a car in June mother fucker, unless you've got some ancient vehicle and it needs to throw some oil around before it's safe to drive.

The screencap shows them talking about how violent the neo-nazis are in the movie, and they think Trump supporters are just as violent at his rallies.

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Exactly this. 'Fatal car accident' is used to cover a lot of possibilities, but it's as cliche as 'armed perpetrator of unknown race'.

Where's a shoop of Pepe cutting the break cables on his car?

reported

OH LORD KEK WHO GIVETH AND TAKETH AS IT AMUSES
KINDLY RUPTURE THIS user'S PAINED COLON AND END HIS SAD EXISTENCE

Is she famous or something? Who is she?

you know who follow celebrity news?
faggots

Maybe he wasnt just an actor? Maybe he was a mossad spy?

I think I have a thing for Irish women now. First it was the accent and if she's phenotypically representative of Irish women at all…

Yeah, those boobs are… alluring.

MFW

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he got AIDS

Rolling for Mark Ruffalo and JJ Abrams.

rolling for a major Dem doing the dodo.

PRAISE BE TO KEK

why, if I may ask…

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

wew, looks like it's the oven for Kikepiro

Hitler trips confirm.

Either someone upstairs is watching out for God Emperor or Trump has a fucking Death Note, holy shit.

yeah, we call him Kek

Why not both?

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She's desperately unlikable and her looks are already starting to fade, nature will take its course and in about 3 years she'll be left wondering where it all went wrong. Chalk up another L for the "everything lasts forever" types.

Looks like her shayner got btfo'ed by her bubba

We really need a way to put Oliver in a twist.

There are people on this board

RIGHT NOW

That don't think that meme magic is real

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REPENT, NONBELIEVERS

Holla Forums meme wizards. I've been a faithful trump supporter, so supportive in fact that not only am I not even american, I am willing to go to America and have his right wing deportation squads send me back just for the honor of that.

I have a dire love situation, she's the one, you know? I need help, how can I gain the Emperor's blessing so that she becomes romantically interested in me?

It's not so much as "it doesn't happen", it is just that we have no idea how it affects us.
There is no one-way interaction. You push a rock, the rock pushes you.
We are basically 15th century plebs playing with radiation and laughing at melting faces of our enemies.

Oh shit, if dubs then Rowling is next

off By one.

Try here.

next for the death pool
Amy Schumer
PRAISE BE TO KEK REGARDLESS!

CROWNED BY GOD NOT BY THE CHURCH AS MY POWER IS DIVINE

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An ominous creature looms in the background.

fucker ran himself over

Someone archive this shit!

IDs with words in them are the best

BREXIT D҉UBS҉

KEK HEED MY CALL

WHY HAST THOU FORSAKE MEME?

you forgot to post a british frog newfag.
try it again.

what impudence!

When Kek fails you, let it be known who to invoke…

Hmm…

I'm sorry, KEK. I'll find ways to make amends.

someone get this poor fuck a book.

That's some aids yo.

the dead live.

So sorry Chekov, but it's time to

chek out

"I DON'T THINK SHE CAN HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS CAPTAIN!" - famous last words

Should have worn the blue shirt to that party, brah

The good news is he got out of that

wreck of a franchise.

That's beautiful, user.

Literal Jakov killed by his own car

What a fucking retard.

ID get? Now you're taking it too far.

I'm emailing Shapiro about this, you memers won't get away with this one.

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IN (((SOVIET GLOBALISTAN))) CAR ACCIDENTALLY YOU

Holy shit.

I hope he suffered a slow and painful death.

That kike is as good as shoahed.

You say that as though that's a bad thing.

It is said that Kek created Holla Forums to test the faithful

Has anything happened to Facebook that has backfired since Mark Fuckerberg has made it clear that he hates Trump and wants to build bridges instead of walls?

He drank (((his kind's))) own kool-aid and has a mongrel half-Jew half-chink child

Oh yeah, forgot about the genetic dud.

And that also reminds me, Tim Cook of Apple was another one of those who didn't like Trump, they also wanted to give money to Paul Ryan and other Republicans not named Trump

Cut to 2016, iPhone sales are declining.

Theres a few more people that don't like him but I can't think of anything noteworthy happening

Holy Fuck.