So my sister is coming over, she is married, and has kid, though she is short, and sexy, she has big, slight hanging breasts with nice nipples. How do I covertly suggest that she, and I fornicate, like not sex that might be to hard, but like kissing, and or boob squeezing?
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Tell her you'll been watching and fabbing to gay porn. Tell her that you think you're gay but not 100% sure. Ask her if she's willing to be do some experiment to see if you're indeed gay or not.
Just answer the door naked with a sharpie in pooper. If that doesn't get the party started I just don't know what would.
That would only work in an anime, and she already knows I am BI.
This is an am serious thread,
How do I forever ruin my relationship with my family and ensure I will never see my sister again
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Can I play with your boobs?
I'm completely serious as well, naked with sharpie in pooper. Post results.
Give him helpful ideas like 'naked with sharpier in pooper', maybe he livestreams it and we get to have a laugh.
What's the story behind this pic?
it's made me uneasy for years
Get her drunk first, then ask.
It's from a movie. The Tromasterpiece, Terror Firmer.
on a scale out of 8?
Women appreciate confidence. Dont suggest anything, tell her its happening.
story behind the pic?
Just incase anyone wanted to watch the whole movie.
Date rape drug is gonna be the key
I still think just answering the door naked with a sharpie in their poop chute will get a ball rolling.
go to incezt.net
get a video
upload it here
Send a big nigger to rape her and wear her down then you just mop up the seconds
OP how old is your sister's kid?
Get her drunk. Make her laugh. Tell her she's pretty. Just like any other girl
Are you talking about your sis?
enjoy the aids
I don't know, op. I suppose you could just ask her while hiding under a box. I have no answer other than the lackluster response I think this is. (・_・ )~*Ask her while hiding*. Tell her you think she's sexy while hiding– maybe tell her she's sexy while under a blanket. Tell her you're exploring feelings previously uncovered but not any longer. Cover up how you really feel about your sister and wonder what could have been. ( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )~* I don't recommend this.*
Follow these instructions, they will help.
OP you should probably see this post it should help you
I have a friend who fucked his sister, he said the secret was to come on fast and strong and make it seem as normal as possible. Don't sound like a pussy, act confident, and remind her about positive life events you experienced together before.
I don't have a sister but I was able to use that info to help me fool around with a cousin. Though I also used the pathetic loser who cries method.