Mattel releases Game Developer Barbie

Lmao look at the dude with red hair, do you think he has a boyfriend willing to fuck him and call him her and she ?

Now if their mix this concept with the "beautiful at all sizes" Barbie they will have a correct depiction of how female programmers look.

isn't that chelsea's bf? I honestly never kept up too much with gg.

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But user, it's still Barbie. Which means it's just Manic Panic and temporary tattoos and no landwhales.

Let her LARP all she wants. She's still cute. And eventually she will grow out of it.

If your child in inspired by a doll to become something when they are older then you failed as a parent.

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FEMINISM = $$$

Mattel is trying to break into new markets and they would struggle if they just had their original Barbie put out for pro-feminist families.

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Does she come with patreon subscribers?

this is capitalism my friend, if they make money through selling these dolls the market has spoken, similarly if the sales are horrendous the market judged it to be a failure, we must all obey the market, the rivers of free enterprise are open to us all.

My God, the monstrosities!

Maybe girls don't really like tech?

Is that suppose to be Anita Sarkeesian?
She needs to be about 4 times that size to be accurate.

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Jacket because male dominated offices practice air conditioning sexism.

I really wish this barbie was also fat and had jew nose

finally a doll to inspire the next generation of traps! i'd prefer housewife barbie tbh.

DAILY REMINDER

Obligatory reminder that in Finland, the country with the most "gender equality" there are LESS women in "male dominated" fields such as STEM.

When given a choice and everything being equal women choose careers like nursing and office administration.

Women don't want to have high risk, highly competitive jobs. And the women who do have no problem getting them. I'm looking at you Bertha the Bulldyke who works in construction.

Game Developer Barbie is a poorly written meme and it makes me sad that it exists.

This won't inspire anyone. It's just social signaling for Mattel and SJW Parents.

Go back to lefty pol, it was not capitalism that created these sick people in the first place

>Literally who…ate all the buffalo wings?

Calling it now. You shall live to see a day when women are called self-sexist for not going into "male dominated" careers.

Western civilization would deteriorate.

It's just as bad a nogs holding valuable positions of power.

It's called internalized mysogony.

You can't beat SJWs at their own game. They already invented all degenerate, retarded shit you could possibly come up with.

GamerGate wins again!

How does it feel to know you autists made names for these unimportant whores?

You totally can. I do it all the time. They have so much nonsense and conflicting bullshit that you can just use some buzzword to shame them for doing whatever you want.

Banning guns is racist, don'tcha know?

Right, because our economy needs more game developers….

where have you been? Western civilisation is already deteriorating at an astounding rate.

Already happens.

Watched a good talk once by a woman who said her female friends considered her to be failing as a feminist in some way by quitting her career to focus on her kids.
She spoke about gender equality etc in a very intelligent way.

you're telling me what a woman who does gender studies or a pleb degree doesn't deserve to be called sexist the moment she starts bitching that (other) women didn't do better things with their lives than she did?

She is prime meme material.

U wot m8

try reading it.

Mattel knows what the fuck is up and who buys their shit. This is exactly for parents who are Generation Y/Early Millennial SJW Twitter faggots who decry ebil capitolizm and spend money on a doll to keep that corporation in business.

The fact that it's not getting laughed off store shelves and lapped up by empowered womyn tells you all you need to know about a tech industry so far up its own ass, they think their cancerous colon is purely subjective.

6 gorillion seconds in ms paint

lol

Along with mangsplaining there is a great phrase called "diversity of tactics." Essentially it's saying that calling out even obvious shills is racist. Or something. Anyway, it shuts them down.

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They are NOT her friends.

Van Valkenberg ate them and used the fag's hair as a napkin

Jesus christ, what kind of weapon is that child holding? A 12 gauge 1 shot derringer? There is no semi-auto handgun caliber with a bore that size.

Problem Shitlord? Grrls can gamer too you know.

Hey user isn't there a browser command to render a whole page into an image like that?

leld

That's a guy on the left … .correct?

That's Alex LiftShits, Chelsea's bank.

the reason kikes want women on the video games is because women really ruin a place up.Look at Holla Forums.

why can't they just stand at bars where they can hook up and then go away?

honestly the best thing I could hope would be that people demand this barbie to be "body positive", so little kids can be naturally repealed by it.

This is a money loser. Anyone in marketing can tell you that. Maybe there is some kind of government grant to offset it. If I was as litigious as Mattell is, I would demand some compensation.

Looks like it!

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I wont one and I dont give a shit how impractical it is

*want

that fucking thing will
-fly from your hand everytime
-recharge one bullet at a lime

Stop, I can only get so erect.

If they're going to do it right, need to make barbie fat, tattoos, piercings, and a scowl &/or smirk, not calm smiling.

I wonder.

The common thread of all SJW narratives is anecdotal evidence that defies stereotypes. whoopty-doo

What the fuck is so wrong with stereotypes though? Is it that they make people feel bad about their identity?

The doll needs about 50 lbs of Jew.

kek

HOLY SHIT! Its a fucking Model 1911 dumb ass. It is actually that big. How can you be so >Nofunz?

.45 Auto

If you weren't such a liberal faggot and had one yourself, you would know.

Take into account the angle and position of the camera,look at the size of the fingers, and the character in the background. You can easily tell it looks accurate.

God, why do I ever leave /k/

So… a mosin

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If you can't tell that's a tranny then you're royally fucked, my friend.

don't you know gender is a social construct? it's 2016 hellooo?

This is not representative of good developers that happen to be girls, you don't even realise who the successful girl developers are because they don't put their names under the games, they make a brand name and publish under it without spamming selfies, mainly because of the crapfest that was gamergate.

I can't tire-iron myself away from this fast enough, and although I'm falling into a "not all developers that happen to be girls" rant, I will say this is doing a huge amount of damage to women in this area of design and development.

It's the content you produce, not the "uniform" you wear that makes you worthwhile.

I in fact do, during Uni the people that couldn't actually finish a project looked like this, however you wouldn't be able to spot the ones with ability in a crowd.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS BARBIE REPRESENTS

timestamped tits or get the fuck out, you attention seeking faggot

Because I have gone so off-topic, fuck off faggot.

Try a reading comprehension class retard, thank me later.

Are you roleplaying as a girl on Holla Forums ? Man, don't you have better things to do?

I think the thing I enjoy the most is that all the faggots come out of the woodwork that have literally added nothing to the discussion.

Well done you, you finally thought of something vaguely relevant to type.

everyone knows you are not a women dip shit

Keep believing that if it helps you sleep at night.

She's way too thin to be a SJW game dev. Otherwise spot on.

it will thanks

Girls can't develop games lad.

why don't you just go to shamchat if you want to roleplay as a girl. Some people actually come to Holla Forums to get reflections on their political ideas..

There is literally no reason to say that you're a female

as a girl what do you think of traps? would you date a guy who/s also dating a trap?

serves them right for not standing up against feminism tbh. your silence is approval by complicity.

Yes, give girls the message that being a girl game developer, means being an ugly whore.

hi! im le epic gamergurl! pay attention to me

You know the rules.

You know the rules.

He's not a girl. He's either an user having a laugh or a trap who thinks he's a girl.

Sam, what did I tell you about Namefagging

At this point they are just making stupid toys for autistic adults. No little girl gives a shit about this crap.

This is designed to be sold to retarded women-babies.

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There's a huge cat-lady / HIV poz smell coming from that….

Why isn't she running Linux?

because women can't into tech.

That's HR Barbie.

The only people who made them important were her drug dealing clients in the press. I think that's called log rolling at best, blackmail at worst.

The market is saturated now, but during the tech boom autists spent a fuckton of money on dolls.

Why are you two here shitposting when there's people that Have To Go Back?

I'm not paying you to shitpost, that's Weev's job.

Because it's the current year!

they should make her talk and give her lines about how she has to work 60 hour weeks with no overtime, and when a big project gets finished, there is a 50% chance she gets laid off.

oh wait. only game dev ken has to deal with those problems.

game dev barbie just dates game dev ken so he can pick up her slack at work (since she doesn't know how to write a line of code), then fucks ken's boss behind his back so she can get promoted.

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When you see it

A fucking doll isn't going inspire anyone to do anything. Women suck at life, period. They'll never work hard in something so mentally demanding. Too vain, too shallow, too lazy, too stupid, too insecure. In spite of what I was lead to believe before finally getting a GF years ago, it's clear to me now that women really are just reproductive vessels. 'Cumdumpsters', as they were so commonly called on halfchan. I don't even think women can manage being a good mother without male influence.

maybe traps can be genuine companions if normal women can't.

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Not the guy, but I use Screengrab (Fix Version) for Firefox.

Daily reminder that Amy Hennig got kicked out of naughty dog by a KIKE for going against the narrative.

why not? ;_;

Shouldn't she be fat, with tattoos & flack all over her face?
They should also mold her face into a permanent angry shouting position.

Here's a Casull with a grenade launcher.
God, I love being an American!!

No, it will fly from YOUR hand…not mine.

Some people I was talking with the other day brought this up, but I hadn't seen a picture of her so I assumed it was just another Barbie thing since she does everything else already. They conveniently forgot to mention that streak of red hair and those glasses.

Hit F12 and click the camera button. It does the same thing. Pic related.

The game is made by SJW faggots, dont expect any accurate depictions of anything. Guns are scary

that in itself is very problematic. real women have curves

Are they doing this on purpose to laugh at them?

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I'd rather hug a pillow.

I guess Mattel decided that "Twitch whore Barbie" probably wouldn't sell well

a pillow can't whisper sweet nothings to you or suck you off or make you breakfast or argue politics with you.

thx anons

Pretty sure the legit model is out there just waiting on Mattel's call user.

No, rather it's because there simply are none shitlord.

MURRICA

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Anyone remember computer Engineer Barbie. The butthurt was palpable.

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looks like it'll destroy your wrist as well if you manage to hold it on the recoil.

I remember this one.

>ROSENBLATT
TTALBNESOR

more realistic

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such a brave empowered womyn rolesmodel

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Bonus Five Guys coupon with every doll.

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There are a lot of them, just not the histrionic ones looking for attention.

I had a female professor in my CompSci course this semester and let me tell ya, it was a wild ride.

The only good point of her entire class was staring at her ass when you got bored and even that wore off its novelty after the first two weeks.

I hate the problem hair most of all, I have red hair, and so many SJW think I am an 'ally' with them cause of my natural red hair.

also, check em

Hitler quints confirm problem hair is the worst part of the SJW.

Every fucking time and without exception.

Good heavens look at the manjaw on that creature to the left.

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That's because it's a man

Dear God.

L O N D O N
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THE HAIR OF BIGOTRY

I'll take a Grace Hopper action figure with punch cards, thanks.

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$$$SHUT DOWN$$$

That's usually what happens when shitlords commit reality speak on the lugenpresse comment section.

I know that porn scene.

Fuck sake Holla Forums I actually blame you for the fact that I know this degeneracy.

This would probably work better… just sayin.

gamergate actually made it worse.

No nose ring, neck or hand tattoos. Bet she doesn't have hairy pits or stink of cheese either.
Trying to bodyshame game developers like that, what are Mattel thinking? Does xe even have interchangeable genitalia? huh?

No, GG is just accelerationist. It shook the tree and all the crazy monkeys started chimping out. Makes for easier targets.

Coding is tough, let's go (((shopping)))

Seems pretty realistic to me.

So where's the Game Developer Barbie's overworked and disappointed parents who can't stand this urchin they spawned?

what I'm really meme-ing for is that next is SJW Ken who they will turn into a shitskin mudslime and make him gay

They made Gay Ken about 20 years ago user, where have you been?

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I knew about that. I meant a new version to fit into the CURRENT YEAR. SJW now hate gay white men, i was trying to make a Omar joke faggot.

They have made many feminist oriented barbies before, I was meme-ing for a more "updated" brown Ken doll.

That's very unprofessional looking woman. Any businessman would fire her for being unprofessional. The SJWs don't have a clue in the real world.

Can't find a Rubio, but here is a Bernie.

Unless she is providing SHEX FER FAVERS which are how 99% of the incompetent ones keep their job.

Less chance of croaking than Bernie Baby

In somewhat related news, LW is chimping at Nintendo on Twatter over Paper Mario Shufflegate, and she burned another white knight!

>>>/gamergatehq/325121

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Her real name is ((Chelsea Van Valkenburg))

Barby isn't really that bad. She's ultimately positive as far as girl toys go.

If they start making shit like fat barbies, then we'll have a problem.

The worst they've done is nigger barbies.

This photo made me think of that Sesame Street song and I just had to make this.

Don't let Lena see it or I'll be charged with bullycide.

Having to explain to feminists that won;t actually play the game why the game is being historical accurate is funny. MY FEEFEES

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Where are the tits ?

so if we can't know, how do you know then? Or was this a poor attempt at schroedingers game dev girl?

This is a Barbie thread. I think you mean Barbiecide.

Atari had a long-standing policy of not putting ANY author's names out there. Activision used to make a big deal out of it.

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nice fallacy. Just because companies may not release names does not mean there are wimminz making vidya.

On the other side, 100% of all vaginas publicly involved in gaming those games turn into a politically correct ball of emotional shit without challenge competitiveness or any form of skill involved.

What games has she developed? Or does she just say that she's a game developer and occasionally shit out some crappy app so she can get back to her main job, complaining about the industry she doesn't really care about?

(((Barbie)))

What? Is this real? paradox is that cucked?

The memes in this one are too strong.

Paradox are fucking cucked, but TaleWorlds (the devs) are fine as far as I can tell. For what it's worth, playing a female in M&B:W is actually the easiest start. You just pick some reasonable attributes, flirt with the lords and marry your way into a castle, soldiers, wealth and free reign to do whatever you want.

yeah I don't get the issue really. Playing a female character in Mount and Blade Warband is fucking awesome because people treat you like a massive whore. My only issue is that there aren't very many roles in the game that women would actually do, so instead you're really just a generic mercenary woman.

But its quite funny because the role of women in that game is purely as marriage fodder, Taleworlds is based as fuck. As a man you find your Anglo QT and she serves you dinner and hosts your parties. As a woman your husband is basically a cuck which makes sense because only a fucking cuck would marry a mercenary (and the game acknowledges this fact stating that anyone doing that would be in extremely poor standing with the court- and the game accounts for that). Overall they did a great job.

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Is this what being triggered feels like?

Dude that tattoo on her arm looks like a tapir dick

Reminder that Mary Whitehouse was the original SJW

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this much attention to detail and they still forgot the unimaginative tattoos.

Meh, give her a Vivian James makeover and trigger SJWs.

Sweet Hitler, what is that thing.

Someone pour salt on it.

lol holy shit

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Lol, I wish I knew this a year ago. Never dating one of these color haired cunts, again.

holy fuck that ID

I was thinking about doing that actually. And making her some "real" game developer technology. Why the fuck is she wearing a headset.. is she fucking skype calling some Game Journos to arrange her next gang bang or something?

He's as good at shitposting as he is at shooting all kinds of weird shotgun shells.

Yes Piccolo, that's a man.

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Now that i think about it, even the first dragon age is actually more restricted than Mount and Blade.

In there you can only achieve real power by being a female noble and marrying the self deprecating cuck idiot that finds out he is the heir apparent midway though the game.

In Dragon Age 4 you will probably be able to become Xing ( King is too gender binary ) of the Tolerance kingdom (Human kingdom is too racist) regardless of who you are.

Holy shit.

There is only one Barbie my little girls are going to be exposed to.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here, but playing a female commoner is actually easy mode. You gain renown a lot quicker which lets you field a larger army and become a noble lord much sooner. Not only that but you get to skip the courting game almost entirely as a vagina haver.
Really, the one and only downside is that a king may sometimes but not always refuse you a fief when you swear loyalty to him, but that really doesn't matter because unlanded lords are the first to receive any conquered lands anyway. It can even work in your favor if you conquer a city and then request ownership of it, since you have no fiefs you will probably be granted it even though low renown lords typically don't get cities.
Mountain Blade is fucking rad.

Hold the fuck up nigger, are you trying to tell me you wouldn't have strong white children with pic related? Are you one of them fags, boy?

Holy shit, I didn't even notice it was him.

His youtube channel is comfy as fuck.

Feminists and Marxists honestly believe that the reason women want to have children is because young girls play with dolls.

I'm not joking, that's really what they believe.

Logic is sexist after all.

Games used to be hard if not unbeatable for most of the players, until the shitfest showed up.

LEL

#BeautifulAtAllSizes

Lel noice. Will this be a TV series as well user?
that puppy and rat though

An ugly chick who probably can't hold up the shield? Nope.

It's just from TOR.

why user

why do you just…

why

my sides, user… please

why do you do this?

Oosh, nice one.