Lawyer here

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

Lawyer here.

Ask me anything related to law and I will answer best I can.

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desuarchive.org/loli/thread/47579/
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Loliticians/1

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

one of the biggest dilemnas on /loli/ right now has been us figuring out who should post the bottom-most pic in this post to rule34 desuarchive.org/loli/thread/47579/

Its a dilemna because we all think its illegal and its caused a ruckus. Please tell us why a whole board is too scared to post a rule34 pic and if it is fucking illegal already. End the fucking meme right here or post it yourself god damnit

Chase White
Chase White

Why is the Federal Bureau of Investigations afraid of Hillary Clinton?

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

I hear knocking on the door, let me get it first.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

At what time does the narwal bacons?

Juan Taylor
Juan Taylor

Now THAT is strange… Im a big proponent of free speech so the fact Holla Forums is too weak to post a simple ILLUSTRATED porn pic a site is pathetic. I thought this place was about upholding your rights?

I wont waste time answering questions here until someone uploads that pic to rule34. Stand up for yourselves jesus christ. Only then I'll come back and give legal advice, so until then you are all fearful children. Pathetic.

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

is lolicon illegal in the US?

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

I've had creditors telling the credit bureau's a debt is current even when the whole matter is years old. It's supposed to slide off my credit report after seven years but these reports keep it on. What can I do to prove it's not a current debt?

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

no, people in that thread are just being pussies. Only actual CP is illegal

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

I refuse to answer any questions until one of you uploads that picture is talking about. Prove to me this site actually stands up for its rights you naive children. You guys are sad until you do. I'll keep checking the thread and preparing answers to your questions but I wont post them unless I see that picture uploaded to rule34. Until then I am silent.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

also how can I prove I sent something to a credit bureau that only accepts mail through a PO box?

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

What a shitty thread. Go back to fucking reddit.

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

Until then I am silent.

We can only hope

Evan White
Evan White

implying you ever intended to answer a question

implying you're not a non-lawyer faggot from /loli/

implying you're not sitting on three dicks right now

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

there is a lot of 3DPD in that thread for /loli/

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

Yo fag rule34's rules and regs ban lolicon and they threaten to send folks ip to the cops

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Explain this then rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Loliticians/1

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Wrong, just toddlercon

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

Do women have advantages over men in trials? Have you personally witnessed stuff like that?
I don't just mean who the kids go to in divorce cases, but any kind of legal verdict. Like lighter jail sentences, etc

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

no one has uploaded it yet

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

Do women have advantages over men in trials?
Depends entirely on the Judge.
Have you personally witnessed stuff like that?
Yeah.
not OP but I've dealt with the legal system
OP is LARPing cuckchan shit needs to stop. It's cancerous garbage.

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

more story on that picture?

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

Yes and no. It has been adjudicated by the US Supreme Court not to be child porn, however it can and has been prosecuted under obscenity laws. There are only a handful of times this has happened, and it was usually due to people importing hard copies through the USPS.

The kicker is that almost all forms of pornography (except for Playboy nudes-type shit) qualify as obscenity under federal law. It is something that is very selectively enforced. Ever since the Clinton era, feds have started to look the other way, just as they have now with states that legalized marijuana, which is still illegal federally.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

I think the problem with that image is that it is traced from real CP, which is illegal IIRC

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Why is it illegal to bring a 16 or 17-year-old minor to a state with a lower AOC for sex, yet if marijuana is illegal in your state you can freely travel to a state in which it is legal for pot tourism?

I already know the simple answer is "because there is no law against it", but I'm asking rhetorically.

Daniel White
Daniel White

Correct. Drawings are "legal" (in that they can't be considered CP but can still be deemed obscene) so long as they are not traced from real CP, or based on real minors.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Look at the picture. Its not traced from CP. Artist only used this pic as reference

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

Is Candy Doll illegal?

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

It's based on a real minor image though. It's like how taking a photo of a child and shopping a cock or pussy on it is considered CP.

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

My guess would be no, but I wouldn't distribute/torrent it.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

people don't care about weed that much

law depends on people enforcing it, look at the witch of the west

John Watson
John Watson

Can you get your record expunged in California if you are charged with domestic violence or elder abuse?

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

But would you fap to it?

Or even possess it?

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

I torrented and posted on youtube so it's fine tbh

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for Candy Doll alone in all the years it has been circulated. It's just when you torrent or host something, you put yourself in the limelight.

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

But even if I host it somewhere, what could happen?

all I could honestly think about is copyright claim tbh, but could they even fuck me pretty hard for sharing?

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

bump

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Look at it this way: if someone has an axe to grind, all they need is to find one little image out of tens of thousands that can be framed as a lewd pose.

It's sort of like how anybody can be shot in broad daylight anywhere they go, but if you go walking through niggertown after dark, your chances of being turned into swiss cheese are much higher.

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

No drivers license and the right to travel freely in the the usa

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Liar here.

Ask me anything related to lying and I will answer best I can.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

hey guise I'm a *insert any title with no supporting evidence*
ask me anything and you'll give me the attention i so desperately crave

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

Second

Shapero vs Thompson
Murdoc vs PA says
Shuttlesworth v. City of Birmingham

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

is it illegal to own a hummingbird?

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Are you a real liar?

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Is it legal for someone who owns guns to be roommates with a felon?

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

Should be legal, but I would imagine in some states there might be a requirement for secure storage like they have when there are children in the house.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

There is an easily verifiable trend of female sex offenders being treated leniently. Women getting probation or a fraction of half the sentence a man would get for the same offense.

I always just chalked this up to feminism gone mad, but recently I discovered that there was actually a Supreme Court ruling many years ago that stated this was an acceptable practice due to pregnancy (or the potential thereof) being an additonal burden for the victims of male sex offenders.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

If law B repeals law A, then law B is repealed, does law A come back to life?

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

What would happen if one of the Hensel sisters got convicted of murder?

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

Yes

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

so a city street sweeper broke off about a 3 foot piece of my curb and stole it, and I don't know what to do.
I didn't really care about the curb and it doesn't matter that much to me as I don't have a HOA, nor do I want some big, drawn out lawsuit with the city.
I just want them to either fix my curb or give me a check honestly. what do?

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

Usually the curb belongs to the city, they install curbs when they pave the roads.

So if it's city property then you just have to put a ticket in to public works and they will send a crew out to repair it.

I have a similar experience. A large pothole developed on the road leaving my apartment, it was on the outside of the sidewalk so on city property. I shot them an email on Sunday and they came the next day and filled it. Results may vary.

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

Not if the victim is dead.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Are you a Jew lawyer?

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

Murder in the Russian army.

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Do you know all the tell tale signs of liars and lying and do you actively control them when lying?

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Is asking about probable cause deemed probable cause? Albertan here who had his car searched (Nothing was found) after asking about probable cause.

I just left a Halloween party where there was some pot smoking. I didn't partake, and I didn't drink either. I left the party and was pulled over around the corner.
They asked what I was doing tonight to which I responded that it was none of their business. They then asked if I was drinking and I said no. They then proceeded to conduct a breathalyzer test which came up negative. One Then one of the officers said:

Police: "Sir, we need to search your vehicle."

Me: "Do you have probable cause?"

Police: "We do now. Stand aside."

And I didn't know what to say from that point so I shut up and let them search my car least I be arrested for something. They took a look at an empty can in the cup holder and looked in the glovebox and trunk. What do you make of this situation?

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

If a girl is being forced to have sex and the perpetrator makes her grab his penis and insert it into her, is it legally rape?.. This actually happen to a female friend and when she tried to press charges law enforcement rejected her claiming that she agree to it by helping him by doing this

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

does money laundering still work?

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

nobody's going to upload it

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Di she have a gun in her head?

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

No, although he choked & beat her for some time before the sex. She says he was extremely violent and 3x her size

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

If they don't have probable cause, they can still detain you until probable cause is established (such as with a canine), or they obtain a search warrant for your vehicle.

On the road, your privacy rights are very limited. Oh, you can refuse a breathalyzer all right, but they can then confiscate your license because it's a "privilege", and then order you to participate in a field sobriety test anyway.

As for you, they were probably just fag cops messing with you because you're a lanky little cuteboi, amirite?

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

tfw local billboard lawyer got pulled over for drunk driving
refused the breathalyzer
cannot convict
the absolute madman

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

I'm pretty sure (honestly, I'm not into CP so the majority of my experience with it is limited to stuff I'd download by mistake off of Kazaa over a decade ago, stuff I'd stumble onto on tor, and whatever was posted here or on half/b/ to shock people) the reason they're all freaking out about it is because it's a tracing of an actual CP picture turned into a cartoon character. If you take an adult porn star's body and edit a child's face onto it, that's completely illegal. I'm sure much the same logic applies to actual child porn edited to look like something else. Non-nude photos of known CP victims is against the rules, actual CP edited so it doesn't look like porn is also against the rules, it stands to reason taking actual CP and editing it to look like a cartoon version of someone else would still be CP since a child was violated in order for it to exist.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Pretty hot tbh.

If she didn't go straight to the hospital and the police afterward to get documentation of the physical trauma, which there should have been if he really choked and beat her, I doubt the cops would be able to do much. Or that it was even rape.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Would lawyers prefer to be shot against a wall or thrown out of a helicopter, Pinochet style?

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

Oh!!.. It was rape allright!!..

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.. she did go to the police and she was all bruised up, the "loophole" was that she gave him a long bj & assist him with the penetration, she did what she was told to do out of fear for her life. She was 2 monnths short of turning 18. It was pretty hot tbh, the whole 4 hours it lasted.

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

I live in an apartment building. can I sue my neighbor for playing the piano at 9 AM on a saturday?

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

child pictures are not illegal? but every picture hurts them!!!

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Is there anything in European consumer law that would help stop companies like E.A and Ubisoft from making games unplayable just a few years after taking money from everyone for them?

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

I kept posting Cat Goddess (CP) pics the other day. I used proxies but will I go to jail anyway? And should I kill myself right away if I do rather than letting the other inmates do it?

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

6389453
should I kill myself right away
yes

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

no ones posted it yet