Lawyer here

Lawyer here.

Ask me anything related to law and I will answer best I can.

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one of the biggest dilemnas on /loli/ right now has been us figuring out who should post the bottom-most pic in this post to rule34 >>>/loli/49569

Its a dilemna because we all think its illegal and its caused a ruckus. Please tell us why a whole board is too scared to post a rule34 pic and if it is fucking illegal already. End the fucking meme right here or post it yourself god damnit

Why is the Federal Bureau of Investigations afraid of Hillary Clinton?

I hear knocking on the door, let me get it first.

At what time does the narwal bacons?

Now THAT is strangeā€¦ Im a big proponent of free speech so the fact Holla Forums is too weak to post a simple ILLUSTRATED porn pic a site is pathetic. I thought this place was about upholding your rights?

I wont waste time answering questions here until someone uploads that pic to rule34. Stand up for yourselves jesus christ. Only then I'll come back and give legal advice, so until then you are all fearful children. Pathetic.

is lolicon illegal in the US?

I've had creditors telling the credit bureau's a debt is current even when the whole matter is years old. It's supposed to slide off my credit report after seven years but these reports keep it on. What can I do to prove it's not a current debt?

no, people in that thread are just being pussies. Only actual CP is illegal

I refuse to answer any questions until one of you uploads that picture is talking about. Prove to me this site actually stands up for its rights you naive children. You guys are sad until you do. I'll keep checking the thread and preparing answers to your questions but I wont post them unless I see that picture uploaded to rule34. Until then I am silent.

also how can I prove I sent something to a credit bureau that only accepts mail through a PO box?

What a shitty thread. Go back to fucking reddit.

We can only hope

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there is a lot of 3DPD in that thread for /loli/

Yo fag rule34's rules and regs ban lolicon and they threaten to send folks ip to the cops

Explain this then rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Loliticians/1

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Wrong, just toddlercon

Do women have advantages over men in trials? Have you personally witnessed stuff like that?
I don't just mean who the kids go to in divorce cases, but any kind of legal verdict. Like lighter jail sentences, etc

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Depends entirely on the Judge.
Yeah.
OP is LARPing cuckchan shit needs to stop. It's cancerous garbage.

more story on that picture?

Yes and no. It has been adjudicated by the US Supreme Court not to be child porn, however it can and has been prosecuted under obscenity laws. There are only a handful of times this has happened, and it was usually due to people importing hard copies through the USPS.

The kicker is that almost all forms of pornography (except for Playboy nudes-type shit) qualify as obscenity under federal law. It is something that is very selectively enforced. Ever since the Clinton era, feds have started to look the other way, just as they have now with states that legalized marijuana, which is still illegal federally.

I think the problem with that image is that it is traced from real CP, which is illegal IIRC

Why is it illegal to bring a 16 or 17-year-old minor to a state with a lower AOC for sex, yet if marijuana is illegal in your state you can freely travel to a state in which it is legal for pot tourism?

I already know the simple answer is "because there is no law against it", but I'm asking rhetorically.

Correct. Drawings are "legal" (in that they can't be considered CP but can still be deemed obscene) so long as they are not traced from real CP, or based on real minors.

Look at the picture. Its not traced from CP. Artist only used this pic as reference

Is Candy Doll illegal?

It's based on a real minor image though. It's like how taking a photo of a child and shopping a cock or pussy on it is considered CP.

My guess would be no, but I wouldn't distribute/torrent it.

people don't care about weed that much

law depends on people enforcing it, look at the witch of the west

Can you get your record expunged in California if you are charged with domestic violence or elder abuse?

But would you fap to it?

Or even possess it?

I torrented and posted on youtube so it's fine tbh

I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for Candy Doll alone in all the years it has been circulated. It's just when you torrent or host something, you put yourself in the limelight.

But even if I host it somewhere, what could happen?

all I could honestly think about is copyright claim tbh, but could they even fuck me pretty hard for sharing?

bump

Look at it this way: if someone has an axe to grind, all they need is to find one little image out of tens of thousands that can be framed as a lewd pose.

It's sort of like how anybody can be shot in broad daylight anywhere they go, but if you go walking through niggertown after dark, your chances of being turned into swiss cheese are much higher.

No drivers license and the right to travel freely in the the usa

Liar here.

Ask me anything related to lying and I will answer best I can.

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Second

is it illegal to own a hummingbird?

Are you a real liar?

Is it legal for someone who owns guns to be roommates with a felon?

Should be legal, but I would imagine in some states there might be a requirement for secure storage like they have when there are children in the house.

There is an easily verifiable trend of female sex offenders being treated leniently. Women getting probation or a fraction of half the sentence a man would get for the same offense.

I always just chalked this up to feminism gone mad, but recently I discovered that there was actually a Supreme Court ruling many years ago that stated this was an acceptable practice due to pregnancy (or the potential thereof) being an additonal burden for the victims of male sex offenders.

If law B repeals law A, then law B is repealed, does law A come back to life?

What would happen if one of the Hensel sisters got convicted of murder?

Yes

so a city street sweeper broke off about a 3 foot piece of my curb and stole it, and I don't know what to do.
I didn't really care about the curb and it doesn't matter that much to me as I don't have a HOA, nor do I want some big, drawn out lawsuit with the city.
I just want them to either fix my curb or give me a check honestly. what do?

Usually the curb belongs to the city, they install curbs when they pave the roads.

So if it's city property then you just have to put a ticket in to public works and they will send a crew out to repair it.

I have a similar experience. A large pothole developed on the road leaving my apartment, it was on the outside of the sidewalk so on city property. I shot them an email on Sunday and they came the next day and filled it. Results may vary.

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Are you a Jew lawyer?

Murder in the Russian army.

Do you know all the tell tale signs of liars and lying and do you actively control them when lying?

Is asking about probable cause deemed probable cause? Albertan here who had his car searched (Nothing was found) after asking about probable cause.

I just left a Halloween party where there was some pot smoking. I didn't partake, and I didn't drink either. I left the party and was pulled over around the corner.
They asked what I was doing tonight to which I responded that it was none of their business. They then asked if I was drinking and I said no. They then proceeded to conduct a breathalyzer test which came up negative. One Then one of the officers said:

Police: "Sir, we need to search your vehicle."

Me: "Do you have probable cause?"

Police: "We do now. Stand aside."

And I didn't know what to say from that point so I shut up and let them search my car least I be arrested for something. They took a look at an empty can in the cup holder and looked in the glovebox and trunk. What do you make of this situation?

If a girl is being forced to have sex and the perpetrator makes her grab his penis and insert it into her, is it legally rape?.. This actually happen to a female friend and when she tried to press charges law enforcement rejected her claiming that she agree to it by helping him by doing this

does money laundering still work?

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Di she have a gun in her head?

No, although he choked & beat her for some time before the sex. She says he was extremely violent and 3x her size

If they don't have probable cause, they can still detain you until probable cause is established (such as with a canine), or they obtain a search warrant for your vehicle.

On the road, your privacy rights are very limited. Oh, you can refuse a breathalyzer all right, but they can then confiscate your license because it's a "privilege", and then order you to participate in a field sobriety test anyway.

As for you, they were probably just fag cops messing with you because you're a lanky little cuteboi, amirite?

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I'm pretty sure (honestly, I'm not into CP so the majority of my experience with it is limited to stuff I'd download by mistake off of Kazaa over a decade ago, stuff I'd stumble onto on tor, and whatever was posted here or on half/b/ to shock people) the reason they're all freaking out about it is because it's a tracing of an actual CP picture turned into a cartoon character. If you take an adult porn star's body and edit a child's face onto it, that's completely illegal. I'm sure much the same logic applies to actual child porn edited to look like something else. Non-nude photos of known CP victims is against the rules, actual CP edited so it doesn't look like porn is also against the rules, it stands to reason taking actual CP and editing it to look like a cartoon version of someone else would still be CP since a child was violated in order for it to exist.

Pretty hot tbh.

If she didn't go straight to the hospital and the police afterward to get documentation of the physical trauma, which there should have been if he really choked and beat her, I doubt the cops would be able to do much. Or that it was even rape.

Would lawyers prefer to be shot against a wall or thrown out of a helicopter, Pinochet style?

Oh!!.. It was rape allright!!..

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.. she did go to the police and she was all bruised up, the "loophole" was that she gave him a long bj & assist him with the penetration, she did what she was told to do out of fear for her life. She was 2 monnths short of turning 18. It was pretty hot tbh, the whole 4 hours it lasted.

I live in an apartment building. can I sue my neighbor for playing the piano at 9 AM on a saturday?

child pictures are not illegal? but every picture hurts them!!!

Is there anything in European consumer law that would help stop companies like E.A and Ubisoft from making games unplayable just a few years after taking money from everyone for them?

I kept posting Cat Goddess (CP) pics the other day. I used proxies but will I go to jail anyway? And should I kill myself right away if I do rather than letting the other inmates do it?

yes

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