I’m Zelda

>>637585778People who have the capacity to pirate usually have higher intelligence than buyfags.

>>637585587NoI’m zeldaa

now add the zelda puzzle completion jingle everytime he gets a block through the hole

>>637585878DOPAIMINE DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOO

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How much longer before this Zelda thingy dies down in Holla Forums?

>>637585859But this still doesn't explain why they only saw this today. Were they even playing the game?

>>637585401

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>>637585859>So answer the question

>>637585310

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>>6375855526 years of photoshop

>>637586157woman moment

>>637586157The chat is holding everything back to not bully

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>>637585552>unfunny off-topic political wojak spamming for days>gemmy!>the one (1) wojak edit I actually find amusing>"um... that's not funny"evrytme

>>637585552At least it didn't take 6 years and doesn't cost 70 bucks.

>>637585310if TOTK filters you then you are not white

>>637586039GOTYNow for the Tendie Friendly Version, please.

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>>637585310Kill yourself

>>637586302Isn't it ironic when video game reviewers, who get games for free, complain about game prices?

>>637586403its pretty funny come on

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>>637586481I'm not a video game reviewer so I don't get your point.

>>637586547I just asked you a question.

>>637586403t. Abib

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>>637586626It was a dumb question too. The reviewer tries the game and weights the qualities and defaults and propose a conclusion while keeping in mind that the potential buyers will have to pay the 70 dollars entry fee to play the game.Well that's the theory since nowadays all big gaming websites are paid to do free marketing actually.

>>637587059>The reviewer tries the game and weights the qualities and defaults and propose a conclusion while keeping in mind that the potential buyers will have to pay the 70 dollars entry fee to play the game....after receiving a free copy he/she can tell you how to spend your money?

>>637586157I cleared this by making it pass above the wall lol

>>637585310based

>>637587269>im american btw haha

>>637586157Turn the middle side topwise. TOPWISE.

>>637587173stop wasting my time retard

>>637586157the female brain

>>637587768You can stop replying if you don't like my post. But I think you're offended because you realised the error in your thinking.How can someone, who gets THE thing for free, tell you if that thing is worth the money or not? He or she can't. I'm not defending the pricetag since I paid 55 euros for it, but I noticed how all complaint about the price comes in US dollars. That's interesting, innit?

oh god, Holla Forums will really piss and shit itself another 6 years due to this game...

>>637587587Americans are smart? I always heard the opposite but yeah, I was already there to open a chest so I simply grabbed it and made it go above the wall lol

>get to 3 towers so far>am I supposed to climb this thing, or...>''You need to talk to Purah first.''Well fuck you too.

>>637588080Your retarded and I use us prices because it's an American board mainly.

>>637588773*you'reI thought that Jap guy bought 4chan?

>>637588861He did

>>637588861And who owns and controls Japan retardbro?

>>637589067Naruto, believe it

>>637589067Israel? Or Saudi Arabia?

>>637589067Gojira

>>637589067Me.

>>637589067This guy >>637589187

>>637586157>filtering women out of their game by making them rotate 3d shapesbased nintendo

>>637589127>>637589151>>637589158>>637589187Threaten Shitwood while being American and wait for cops to blast your door at 6 in the morning.

>>637588080Only a person with no financial investment can truly gauge a price tag's fairness.

>>637586926perfect

>>637585310Elden Ring is slop

>>637589391Why are you taking the bait and replying seriously to an obvious faggot coming up with the most retarded posts he can create to waste everyone's time?

>>637589493Anon, if I wanted to bait you I would call you assblasted Kotaku reviewer. But I didn't. Now I see that it was a mistake, because you act like it.

>>637589410So is BOTW. So is TOTK.ALL major AAA titles made by big companies are prime goyslop now. Enjoy your open world trash, CONSUMER.

>>637589493To see his response.

>>637585310No. You're an insufferable, friendless faggot who has no social life due to their contrarian personality. Who can't stand the idea that people can genuinely enjoy a game and have fun with even a basic tutorial shrine. So you spend your days making stupid ass "gottem" wojaks to help fill the void of loneliness that you feel because no one outside of this website can tolerate you. Get a life user.

>>637589892Op got another buttmad tendie.

>>637589962Thanks for proving my point. You have nothing better to do with your lives than "pwn da trendies". Why does the idea of people having fun upset you so much?

>>637588484>not continuing the main quest until you get the paraglider which is the cue to start exploringngmi

>>637591306Of course.>finish first shrines>get down>get to da Castle Nope.

>>637585310It's kind of annoying how you can't rotate around all axes.In OP, to get the box into the square hole, you need to go Left, Left, Up, Right, Right. or variations of that movement.

bump

>>637586067Probably ran through the dungeon in 2 seconds got their useless item and moved on. Remember the temple you have to attach a piece of wood to a pole and hit it to hit the target? Top tier brain puzzle.

>>637590362HAHAHAHAHAHA UR MAD LOL

>>637589892>OP: I'm going to insult the intelligence of people who enjoy these simplistic puzzles for children lol>you: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmission accomplished OP

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>>637585552He should work for nintendo

>>637586205>>637587980>>637589297>womanIsn't it usually a fat ugly bastard behind a vtuber?

>>637591604Retard confirmed

>>637588080>Just let me say dumb shit unchallengedBeing called an idiot repeatedly doesn't mean you successfully baited or won or anything. You just said a dumb thing and got called out.

>No. You're an insufferable, friendless faggot who has no social life due to their contrarian personality. Who can't stand the idea that people can genuinely enjoy a game and have fun with even a basic tutorial shrine. So you spend your days making stupid ass "gottem" wojaks to help fill the void of loneliness that you feel because no one outside of this website can tolerate you. Get a life user.

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>>637600853Yeah I thought the whole point was to ubfusticate identity so simps do their simp thing

>>637588861>>637589067Several marketing companies own 4chan, this place is for shills especially Holla Forums and Holla Forumsarstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/05/who-owns-4chan/

>>637586226>having special interests

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>>637585310>Wojak thinks the main character is the one called Zelda.pretty appropo.

>>637585310THE MAIN CHARACTER IS FUCKING LINK!!!, ZELDA IS THE GIRL, FUCK HOW ARE THERE RETARDS STILL MAKE THIS MISTAKE IN 2023.