I'm from the year 2020

I'm a scientist, I know everything about quantum physics and how it works. I've discovered how to time travel. I can tell you anything you want to know. Here's a few things you can expect in the future…

I didn't write "giving out candyphile".

I said "p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e".

I guess Holla Forums is still suffering from censorship.

It's called a word filter sodomite

May I have a list of the winning lottery numbers, and the jackpot numbers for those winning numbers?
Please, and thank you.

a christfag scientist, thats new and this is a shit thread

It's censorship, fool.


I don't keep track of lottery numbers from this time period.

An angry atheist. LOL Just what I'd expect after I spoke the truth. I was once an angry atheist too, but once I witnessed Jesus himself, I dropped my anger and realized everything is possible and that atheism is no longer valid in my beliefs.

Oh noes muh censorship

Since you're pro-censorship, you may as well vote for Hillary. Oh wait, she's gonna be president in 2016 anyways. So I guess you can sit this one out.

no

Straight to the politics huh?

I'm not even an Americunt you sodomite

I'm just telling you what I already know swaggot.

How do I time travel too

Thats new, btw, he is trolling, there is no need to tip you hat this time sir.

You are doing it right now

is the white race extinct yet?

In the future will there be robots?

sent me comprehensive instructions on making time-travel machine, or fuck off

none of this shit is important you twat, explain quantum gravity

mods, ban this sodomite if he doesn't deliver

Me too…


Why not, it would obviously be one of the first things that gets asked for.

Lies.

PEDOPHILE

Pedophile

the mod of Holla Forums bans you in 5 minutes.

How long was the duration of this ban? :^)

How did Trump and Hill die?

By siding with the paedophiles!

Does the government enforce mandatory abortion in the developed world, is that where hillary is taking us?

What happens to tv and the internet?

Will the illuminati us to eat bad food like insects against the ideas of leviticus?

I think I need to call in a few friends.

It's censorship you stupid fucking idiot, and it's fucked up

No. But the black race is nearly extinct after the civil war.


Yes, but not the way you think. There are sex dolls with AI that can carry a conversation with you. However they can't walk or move their arms.


What ban?


Hillary was assassinated 3 months after becoming president. They had never caught the sniper. Trump died of a heart attack in 2018.


No and no.

All TV shows are now streamed with ads, making TV channels obsolete. Internet is still going strong.

Yes.


LOL

Post proof verifying who you are. How did you travel to this time period? What does the machine look like, on what principle does it function?

Without any proof this is just another LARPing thread.

Will a fat woman sit on my face?

Also, what is the future of Australia?

Paedophiles