Go to a gas station to rob it

wat do?

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What are you, some kinda coon?

gotta make paper somehow

we don't like your kind around here, boy.

that dog is selling better than most actual wrestlers

tell him he's a good boy, I'm sure he'll give you a discount

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what if he's not a good boy?

throw pokeball

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Nigga….

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Just kill it. Or better yet lead it outside and douse it in petrol

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this is you bent over isnt it

I don't know why the camera operator was so excited. I would've excused myself from spectating their activities.
(◎_◎;)~*Woah, okay lemme just get out of here…*
*5 hours later*
(´・_・`)~*Did I really see that? Wow, okay–shit*
(」゚ロ゚)」~*Was he being raped or something?*

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Such is life in 2016 fact is stranger than fiction aint that some shit….

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ewww doggos

sure he is

Did your dog do this?

Proceed with the plan

pets him and hopes he will pass out free stuff

Turn 1 degree and walk away.

Scream, cry, and run out of the station, because I'm clearly a nigger and niggers are completely terrified of dogs.

He's so cute. Look at those nails.

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Call him cute.
Invite him into the bathroom for a quickie.
Be his bitch for however long.

Oh yes he is! He's a good boy! Also, scritch him behind the ears, they love that.

Ask him why there is so much shit on the ground everywhere

Bend over, offer my ass to him and prepare for the knot.

I'd still take the money when I was done petting the dog.

stop robbing and start petting

Canada pls

that's a dog, didn't you know that you are supposed to pet dogs?

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you're taking this too seriously

wow you're a fucking a nigger kill yourself now

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