wat do?
Go to a gas station to rob it
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What are you, some kinda coon?
gotta make paper somehow
we don't like your kind around here, boy.
that dog is selling better than most actual wrestlers
tell him he's a good boy, I'm sure he'll give you a discount
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what if he's not a good boy?
throw pokeball
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Nigga….
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Just kill it. Or better yet lead it outside and douse it in petrol
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this is you bent over isnt it
I don't know why the camera operator was so excited. I would've excused myself from spectating their activities.
(◎_◎;)~*Woah, okay lemme just get out of here…*
*5 hours later*
(´・_・`)~*Did I really see that? Wow, okay–shit*
(」゚ロ゚)」~*Was he being raped or something?*
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Such is life in 2016 fact is stranger than fiction aint that some shit….
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ewww doggos
sure he is
Did your dog do this?
Proceed with the plan
pets him and hopes he will pass out free stuff
Turn 1 degree and walk away.
Scream, cry, and run out of the station, because I'm clearly a nigger and niggers are completely terrified of dogs.
He's so cute. Look at those nails.
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Call him cute.
Invite him into the bathroom for a quickie.
Be his bitch for however long.
Oh yes he is! He's a good boy! Also, scritch him behind the ears, they love that.
Ask him why there is so much shit on the ground everywhere
Bend over, offer my ass to him and prepare for the knot.
I'd still take the money when I was done petting the dog.
stop robbing and start petting
Canada pls
that's a dog, didn't you know that you are supposed to pet dogs?
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you're taking this too seriously
wow you're a fucking a nigger kill yourself now
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