Donald Trump has a massive dick

it depends on how fat you are, of course. but if you're pretty chubby like most of us, then, yeah, you gain alot of effective length. Just pull your pants down and squeeze all that fat right above your dick where your pubes are. I probably have like two or three inches, and I don't even look that fat with clothes on (nordic barrel chest doesn't hurt) Of course, when you're slam-fucking, you compress that a bit, but you know what I mean.

I too need to lose about 50. its embarrassing

Wait, is that from the "leaked" Dem thing. Were they actually gonna attack him on his big dick?

Speak for yourself. If you're not /fit/ you're pretty much a subhuman

Being fit during your teenage years is really important. If you are fat during those years, you will develop larger hips, gyno, and a small dick.

Fat cock. Beefy. YUUUUGE!

Got that covered. Doing them now in fact.

Honestly, this is fucking true, the drugs being bad for the dick thing. I may well just quit all of that degeneracy. Nearing a week without any cigarettes or booze now.

May as well subscribe to a "if it harms my dick, it harms my life" approach to living.

I was a Tubby McFatfuck until around age fourteen, which is when I started puberty. I think I made it out before any serious damage could be done. No gyno or any of that.

Reminder

The first time in Presidential debate history that a candidate talked about his dick.

Only 1.5-2 inches shorter than Trump.

I recommend we use Trump as a measure of greatness, similarly to how it's used in card games.

In length, 1 Trump is 9 inches, so I'm .77 Trumps.
In ratios, 1 Trump is 16 politicians.

The penis is a symbol of masculity afterall. Why do you think liberals are obsessed with penis size? Because the obsession over thr symbol can reduce the attention to the actual thing it represents.

What? Coffee makes your dick small now?

hurr durr DYEL!

I have good muscle and decent cardio, but I still hold a lot of weight. Need to cut my cals and do more running.

Also, pics or you're lying (nothing naked faggot). and, most of us here are probably way worse than me.

This is bro-science.

Yeah it's definitely bro-science (anecdotal).

Man, I have a solid 7-7.5 inches, but that makes me feel downright inadequate. Is it even fair for a man to have to have to be compared to a god?

You think you feel inadequate, I'm apparently an inch shorter than Rand

top kek

I feel like i'm on cuckchan Holla Forums again

Jeb is 6'3"?

No wonder the goblin seems so tiny.

That's unfortunate my friend. I may not be able to claim that I'm as well endowed as Trump but at least I can say I'm taller than him

6'7" gangly skeletor master race

We're hitting meme levels that shouldn't be possible!

t-t-this goyim

only blacks have big diks

MUDDAFUGIN GOYIM

"muh dik" - Lügenpresse

Well, that picture of him with the McDonald's and coke was on a tweet which said "celebrating 1237." He could have celebrated by splurging on food (like coke) that he doesn't have very much. Maybe he generally doesn't eat any unhealthy food

Your a BIG GOY

Woof. I'd let him make my America great again.

There is some truth to this, I had a woman say my dick was like 8 or 9 inches to a friend of hers.
The only way I could get that type of measurement is if I started from my asshole.

FOR JEWS

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Also, once you lose that cock robbing fat the more solid doing a shit ton of core exercises will give ya another inch what you thought fags lived in the gym for a reason that wasn't perverse?

I think liberals are gonna challenge him to measure it on stage eventually.

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Fun fact: Trump only has one leg.

What if he's a grower not a show-er?

this

The "pump" expands more than just your glamor muscles

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wew

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They want him to show it. I say he should

also

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Admit it, you'd consider yourself a successful man owning any one of those attributes. Trump living life with cheat-mode on.

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Shit m8 Ivana ain't lying is she?

Also, Trump wouldn't be the first president to talk about his dick being big. That honour goes to Lyndon 'Jumbo' Johnson, who would flop it out on the table to impress guests.

dangerousminds.net/comments/president_lyndon_b._johnson_informs_his_tailor_that_his_new_pants_must_resp

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in a presidential debate?

No way Jeb is much taller than Trump just look at this video evidence.

Moderation. McDick's a few times a year is okay. A few times a month is bad.

Sadly no, though I spose showing friends and well-wishers whilst being president is almost as good?

fuck off tripcuck

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jeb is pathetic, he looked determined before he did that.

Trump will set a whole series of records being the new leader.
for instance he'll be the first emperor.

I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or carbonated beverages.
Pretty much only water and skim milk and lemonade

I am still fat…

what do you eat

This guy used to teach kids too. Wonder why he switched careers? I mean, whipping it out for show and tell is completely normal, right?

So we know about his length. What about his girth?

My problem is lack of exercise.
My food is mostly meats and starches, like fishes and pastas and potatoes.
It is not a weight loss diet. But I don't eat candy or deserts either.

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you're fat because you eat too many goddamn calories. it ain't that complicated

also intermittent fasting, look it up.

Its OK user, you're people have done great things for the human race.

Drop that cucked bullshit.

S C H L O N G E D

No. Coffee helps with my gains, and fat loss. I may give it up when I get to where I want, but for now it's a benefit.

I already have a 6 incher, so it's not like I'm below average.

If energy out > energy in, you'll lose weight.

It is as simple as that, and the complexities come from different types of compounds requiring more energy to complete their conversion cycles.

My dick is 10 inches long
if you follow the shaft all the way past the scrotum to its base next to the anus.

It's ok user, without your people, Middle Earth would have fallen to the Dark Lord eons ago.

Don't keep rulers around the house?

Oh shit, I'm an inch shorter than Lil' Marco. I can't call him that anymore.

The goblin is 5ft 0. Which is on the short side for women, but it's Jeb!'s height which makes her look so freakish, and the fact that she's really fat.

Inch and a half taller than our Golden Don.

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Liddle marco 5'10" in his heels maybe.

I'm also an inch shorter but I have a 8 inch dick so that makes up for it.

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I don't doubt this, but I've know women to call a ruler about 10 inches long.

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No, user, it went more like:

"He had to have his pants readjusted at Macy's to accommodate his girthy penis"
also, see the bulge in

20 minutes into "Make America Great Again and chill and he's giving you this look"

100% cuckold

No matter how short you are, he'll always be Little Marco

I hate to be that guy, but I'm 6'3" and when I met the G.E. (from like 4 feet away), he sure didn't seem that tall. Usually when people seem taller than me they're actually around my height. He was closer to 6'1" or maybe 6'2".

He's actually 5'6" and they were just adding in his dick size when they measured him

=Atone for your sins.

Hitler and Napoleon were 5'8'' weren't they?

ayy fam, back the fuck up before I deliver these hands, you tryna insult my memes? smdh

where does this come from?

the DNC. It's in the catalog if you search for it. Russia found and released a DNC file on Donald Trump

I meant the bit about his dong

No, the DNC released it themselves.

It's fake.
I'm disappointed Holla Forums

forgot pic

god damn it Holla Forums, you promised me a huge dong

Dude let's be real here, it's The God Emperor. I'm sure it was measured in her presence to fully demonstrate his greatness.

Oh for the love of God, I always get trumps daughter's name mixed up with his ex-wife's (very similar names).

Did anyone else think this was Ivanka talking about her dad?

I was kinda worried for a second there.

(Then again, if she doesn't already know about her dad… she's gonna know now)

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don't show this pic to bernouts lol they didn't even count him when jeb was still in it

not until you brought it up damn filthy pedophile

young Ivanka looks nice, making a weirdly cute face

she looks like she really digs her dad, like how girls are supposed to look at their dads. unlike those bitches who fuck niggers to spit their dads

I've noticed she takes after him in regards to mannerism and in general the way she speaks. Any speech she gives, she sounds like she is almost imitating Trump whereas the sons seem to have their own speaking style. It's rather cute really.

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Aiit.

What, you don't remember when Jeb stood on his tiptoes next to Trump even though he's already slightly taller?

Wrong pic.

Because women know how to estimate dick sizes correctly and they all have PhDs in architecture and mathematics.
The biggest cocks in porn are 7 inches.
lpsg.com/threads/using-statistics-to-describe-penis-size.20580/
pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/post/102184163942/mandingos-real-size-95-inches-next-time
Fucking summerfag worthless slide threads, we've become so gay we talk about how big Trump is.
Go jerk off to him somewhere else faggot OP.

Fucking hell, it's faked? I just saw it on Twitter and posted it here with some bantz. I never would be done it if I had known it was fake.

Disregard, I suck cocks

interesting read

Who in the hell is Lincoln Chafee?

you forgot one part