I do a thing, fifth edition

Dubs decides what we do with this pumpkin
Post ending in 66, 13, 31 overrides


Gonna keep this one somewhat short

i've been waiting for this

draw a pretty face on it,carve hole into it's mouth, then record a video of you putting your penis into the pumpkin's mouth

or just make pumpkin bread and share pics of dinner. sheit

cut a hole and put you dick in it

Dad pls

Will you just put Fred back in his wheelchair, please?

eat it hole

put it in your ass

I'll bait, OP.

Paint it blue and draw a really, really detailed face which shows an expression of complete indifference. Document the process and then put your dick in it, for good measure.

This TBH

shit on it

Draw anime face on it
Pumpkin-chan is your gf now
Take it to a restaurant
Order for gf and yourself
Sit down (make sure you have as many people around you as possible)
Wait for food
Eat while talking to Pumpkin-chan
Don't forget to always put a smile on
If someone looks at you two kindly ask him to stop staring at your gf
If it's a woman ask her the same thing but tell her that your gf doesn't like her to stare at you instead
Eat up
Don't eat Pumpkin-chans stuff. Just leave it. If anyone asks tell them something like 'she doesn't like it' or 'she's not that hungry'
Pay bill
Give kiss to Pumpkin-chan
Leave restaurant
Go home
Go to bed with your new gf
Plan a wedding or something
The End

Also pics or it didn't happen

blend it then smear it all over your place.

give yourself an enema with it

Carve an ungly face on it, with a cockhole.

Choose something else you stinky fucker

blend it up into a smoothie and drink it all, you can only add 2 other ingredients but pumpkin still has to be the majority ingredient

Don't have a blender or similar but ill do my best to make a smoothie from it

Brb, 20 minutes

Draw a face on the pumpkin. Become really emotionally invested in it. Give it a nice name for a strong emotional bond. Earn it's trust by taking it on a date. When it's nice and comfortable and when the roofies kick in rape it a new hole. Post pictures of the rape.

putting inb4 in the op defeats its meaning you retard

That's the first time i've seen someone get mad about inb4s in the OP in such a long fucking time. GG user, get mad.

Ok, currently working on mashing it into something drinkable, I have a cup of it here. Ill be combining Milk and instant coffee to make it more shitty.

i hope you choke and die. your corpse will remain unnoticed for years and your cat will eventually eat you.

are you the guy who put an egg in his butt and then drank it?

Find a group of little nigger boys and let them take turns fucking the pumpkin pie

Yes

Same

tried shoving it up your ass?

dubs for ass insertion!

in yo ass!

no lube. in ass.

If at all, how do you want to see this happen? I can do a video but ill need to convert it with shitty internet.

in ass!

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this is your destiny.

video please

DELIVER, YOU sodomite BOARD VOLUNTEER!

Nice meme, asshole is bleeding right now so ill have to decline, plus someone before you got dubs. Some guy in a previous thread said i needed more fiber in my diet, seems he was right

Ok brb

this site is pure fucking cancer.
kill yourselves, cancer.

try harder, your bait skills are not up to par.

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why even open a thread, you ass sucking dickhead?

Do i have to drink it all?

just 1 mouthful friendo

Fuck. That last video was a very small sip.

B
R
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who is that sodomite?

in b4 op

who else would it be?

some randoom shithead

you sure would make a great detective user.

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ok than, how oldis that sodomite?

14? 15?

Done

Still got half a pumpkin sitting around, any suggestions?

And no, it's not going in my body in any way, shape or form.

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B A S E D
thanks for delivering user, godspeed in your future endeavours.

I got no ideas, just let next dubs decide if anyone is still lurking here I guess

Draw an anime face on it and cum on it.

And why the fuck is he attentionwhoring?


ok, what was BASED about that shit?


fuck it, idiot!

No.

what NO?

I gotta go do things, ill continue the memes later.

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CUT A WHOLE IN IT AND STICK YOUR DICK IN IT YOU sodomite

When you get back from the hospital, explain why it is you stick things up your ass on a nominative magebeard, plox. Do you not fear hemorroids?
Rectal bleeding is not often comorbid with general retardation and may result in a whole medical team getting elbow deep in your colon while you are fast asleep. You may wish to wax your anus.

Sounds like a fun day out to me

wear it as a helmet, run naked through the street screaming the lyrics to the nightmare before christmas theme

Use it as a full helmet.

& name it after his waifu

Cum in pumpkin then use filling to bake pumpkin pie.
Serve pumpcum pie to family members and tell them after they have eaten it.

bamp

up the ass it goes

What's wrong? Couldn't figure out tripcodes?