ITT : Holla Forums makes a weird game

So /loli/ just got its blessing from Shadman to make a 'Unteralterbach-esque' game based on the premise of Trump losing the election, going back in time to fuck female politicians so good that after growing up they subconsciously rally women voters into electing him next time around (since people are most impressionable as children).

The problem is /loli/ is a slow as fuck board and Holla Forums deleted their thread, so its time to ask here :

Will Holla Forums make the Lolitician game?

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If anyone is wondering how all this started, halfchan had an autist buy a shit ton of Shillary propaganda. When he uploaded this children's book people made porn of the character.

Rule34. Like lots of it.

Like so much

Alot

You see what I mean by now

So you get the idea

So what all that boiled down to was Shadman jumping on the trend from a suggestion during his Twitch livestream, so he made pic related

And even more Hilloli was made after that.

I really fucking hate Hillary, you're confusing my brain by giving an erection

Get fucked

So I guess what I'm trying to ask Holla Forums is, how would you make a game based of lolifying politicians?

I have no idea how to make a game but I'm intrigued by this presidential coochie.

It's an attempt to associate Trump and his supporters with pedoshit to discredit them, just like they always do with pedoshit.

What in the fuck is wrong with you people. Little girls were made for innocence.

If you want to fuck someone fuck your hand, or better yet someone of legal age.

:^)

*:^)*

Its good you're cautious, but thats not why it was created. Or why photos like are being spread.. Fucking jews

I still like my loli

We missing anyone?

Hairy Johnson

not to mention Donna Tramp for when the time machine crosses into Rule63verse and Trump fucks his big titty woman self, or Loli Donna when we time travels in that same universe, or Donghold (nickname from his childhood) when he time travels in his own to meet with his shota self?

Ben Carson
Ted Cruz and Jeb

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Stupid shit.

Unteralterbach's characters were relevant because they were all based on famous models.

Nobody is interested in making a pedo game for such a niche fetish as lolified politicians.

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I don't like the story.

Christ.


Although I am not a fan of this art, if they can be mothers, things should probably be okay, provided it is legal. Losing innocence out of screwing around or "puppy-love" is bad.

Whoops

I'll contribute Drillma Caboussef and 'Mirin le Peen.

It's unfortunate that shadman is a hillary supporter, I really liked his stuff.

Enough of Hiloly, where is Shotald Trump?

A Hilloli-centered UAB-type game would be actually reasonably doable if people got together.
Now in my mind, we'd go simple… it focuses on Hilloli and getting her elected to student council president or something, no time travel, plenty of smut with getting donators. The reason is simplicity, we'd mostly need sprites of book-style Hilloli in various poses, and other characters. For the hardcore sex cut scenes we could either stick with that style (which should be relatively easy to replicate even with multiple authors), or get someone who does a bit more realistic style. The reason for this is simplicity, it seems easier to write a single story and focus on one girl (with cameos by others).
But your concept has a few interesting benefits that I'd like to discuss.
The first is modularity. Since the characters don't interact, you can literally divide the idea up to different teams, each just focused on one particular "time jump" and one loli. Their code doesn't have to interact except for the most superficial ways (incrementing the number of successful lolis). You just have to find one coder/writer, and one artist/small art team with a focused job. It doesn't matter if each one has a different art-style, then, that's actually a benefit. You could even add to the game as it goes on, just by adding more "modules."
It does have a tradeoff in that the fuel we run on is excitement, and Hilloli has it, anyone else we do… there might be interest, but interest enough to actually do all the work for a module focused on them? I don't know.
The only thing I'd specifically change is not making it Trump himself. Firstly, because he's just an unappealing mental image… sometimes thats fun in comics, but in a game I don't want to see his ugly face every time I get to fuck a loli.

Also, writing a specific person is harder than writing a general anonymous person, and not everyone wants to work on replicating that voice. Trump supporter is fine. Or, if you want to be a bit more daring, just make the mission anti-Hillary, and you as a player can choose what message you're sending back through time… you can choose to promote Trump, and that leads to one ending. Promote Bernie Sanders enough, and you get another. Maybe if you buy every girl subway sandwiches before or after fucking them, you return and find the butterfly effect has led to Jared from Subway becoming president, and you get a child porn utopia. If you do really well, you manage to make yourself (or your own father, maybe, if you're not of presidential age before the apocalypse) the leader.

Maybe rather than just saying "fuck the lolis and they'll obviously support Trump", mix time travel with a bit of hypnosis, the same inventor who made the time machine also has a device that lets you implant post-hypnotic suggestion… but it only works on loli girls in the throes of orgasm. "How do you know?" (Inventor's harem of girls suddenly makes sense).
Without that hypnosis angle, I'd think you'd have to make it so if you don't fuck the loli JUST right (for her particular kinks) it backfires and she grows up and even if she enjoyed it at the time, later thinks she was abused and at best neutral or at worst hostile to the message you promoted her.

so is there no difference between 4chan and Holla Forums now? two years ago unspoilered loli porn was allowed, then they added a rule that it had to be spoilered because of one britcuck mod that was afraid of getting v& for viewing thumbnails of loli, then over the next few months a hundred more rules were added to make the board no different than cuckchan's Holla Forums, except for the goymergayte threads of course.

Holla Forums is literally 7chan 2.0 now. may as well just go back to cuckchan where there is more than 10 posts per hour.

Depends on what America achieves in their plans for world dominance. You keep it clean and tidy but after a while you get lazy and make a mess everywhere. Backups are good. Some people remember it only when HDD crashes. A man of European ancestry puts a paper on a car - it's floaty and I see myself as 16 in a hallway in love with a girl like Allison Reynolds. Teenage rebellion is a myth pushed on parents starting in the 50's, and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy because it preaches that they should never have a strong hand in raising their children. A lot of kids are just doing this kind of thing because they simply don't know any better, not because they're rebelling against their parents. Raise your children with a proper set of morals for them to understand the world with and they won't have to flounder without guidance in their teenage years making a fool of themselves. I might go scouring for free furniture, fix it up and try and flip it on ebay. Dive in and bring back what you find. Reading in bed right before you are about to sleep is also good for remembering (10-20 minutes of reading), but only on Holla Forums? You must take out the funny bone without touching the sides. The male body is more than willing to sacrifice itself for the slightest chance of impregnating some female. It's like these sodomites who simply won't understand the legal implications of 19th Amendment prohibition, and want to undermine it's disenfranchised constitionality! The fact the transgendered people that get sex changes exist should imply that bodies do imply gender. Yes, if you get up off your ass, eat more fibre and don't spend 30 minutes on the toilet to take a 30 second dump. I can improve anything about myself that it's changeable, but I cannot change those around me for those that I can't. To impregnate her with my seed, so that my genes will live on after I die - sort of like nature's way of reincarnation. Just don't get too emotional about it, neither don't get too excited or too furious. The logical thing to do would be to give back the medal. So, if you want to be to be truly fulfilled during the short time you exist in this universe, I would recommend you seek to know yourself and who your are, and resolve to undertake a personal journey to that end. And may you find enlightenment along the way.

Just gonna leave this leave here….

You cannot just post that and not give us the source, you fucking soulless goon.

see

Alright, what language?
Lisp?
C?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge

Honey Select?

For the love of god SAUCE!

Tank you.

See

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Fuck you, that game looks relatively recent.

I7 3770 would be enough?

if you can't keep up with Illusion's releases you should just fap to 3dpd porn tbf

*translates*
*working uncensorship*

2 hours before a real sex scene, shit was epic (blond chubby midget) but shit man, moon runes and censorship…

just figure it out, it's usually not THAT hard
alll I can say about that it is

Holy shit seriously kill yourself if you're defending the nip governments law that fucking porn has to be censored.

I love it. I agree with that the main character shouldn't be Trump himself, but some likable character who saves the world (similar to unteralterbach). Unteralterbach had a ridiculously over the top plot and a likeable main character, which were both important to it's success.

Also, source for this art?

Jokes on you, I have an orgone generator

VS

Thank you for caressing the recturm :^)

you fuckers sure are trying hard these days aren't you?

You guys would think Trump is correcting the record if he even showed an ounce of decency to Hillary

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>>>/reddit/

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So Trump?

Does this game have shotas or is there one like it that does?

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But it was THAT hard before downloading it…


Fucking degenerate.

Crikey!!

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BACK TO THE DRAWINGBOARD, BOYS!

A shame the minimum age to become president means you have to be a rich old white dude or some under the desk favor getter.

Heh

No wonder she's losing.

Bumper

I, Bumpinstein

Sorry I don't like shadshit, will he be the only game artist?

Even if he isn't, there's a lot of people that have a similar style to him and the artist behind UAB

From what I understand /loli/ is coming together in a thread for ideas about doing a game, but none of the proposed ideas so far go with the theme of loliticians.

That's enugh.

We switched to something better

Looks great but its sad the lolitician thing became wasted potential. Alot of good pics were being made

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