So why do some of you piss in bottles?

Ive been browsing chans for a long time now and this has always been something I never really understood. Whats the point of it? Do any of you actually do this or is it just one big meme?

Some do. Most don't. It's an autist thing.
They are the sad lonely people here who frequent /r9k/.

But what the fuck is the point

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They don't want to leave the room.

Who wants to leave the room just to piss?

Ya'll are a bunch of plebs.

My room is the attic, there will never be a toilet up there.

Not with that attitude!

Pissing in a bottle is the mark of a genius, OP. Don't you know?

That reminds me: is the word poopsock still a thing?

did somebody say diaper thread

I tried it once.. Found out that my bladder holds way more than 16oz..

Yeah..

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I pissed in bottles/containers in my room occassionly when I was up late and didnt want to wake anyone up walking around the house.

It feels kind of good to when you first do it.

When I was living in my car I had to piss in bottles alot. At night I would wake up and try to piss in a bottle but I'd get piss everywhere it was horrible. Once I even forgot to take the lid off and still tried to aim in it for a few attempts before I realized what was going on.

Oh and once I woke up in my car and accidently drank out of a piss bottle then spat it out the door.

Piss fam.

Dubs tell me that i have to piss in a bottle, otherwise i'll rupture my bladder

Truckers will piss in bottles and toss them out the window. They call them piss bombs. Don't drink the lemonade you find on the side of the highway.

pissing in bottles is a bit strange, but at least I can sort of understand what drives a person to do it

what I don't understand is pic related

I like to measure my piss volume, so I piss into a jug, and pour that into 2l bottles.

Last piss was 610ml which is above average.

Oh yeah, and the reason I do it is to extract potassium nitrate for explosives.

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That sounds dangerous!

No it's very safe. Think gunpowder, not TNT.

Gunpowder doesn't explode even if you hit it between a hammer and anvil.

what if the contact of hammer on anvil creates a spark?

Best piss bottles in existence

+ Wide neck for comfy pissing
- Low capacity
- Less readily available than cheap soda or water bottles

6/10

completely possible on LSD.

people who piss in bottles have rooms like this

I don't either. Why doesn't he have something covering the glass?

- you can pee in it at least twice before emptying
- no one will realize that it's full of pee as long as you have the cap on

laziness or frustation from urinal retention are some of the reasons for piss bottles

what is urinal retention?

i use a piss bucket

it's when you can't empty it all at once

+ Huge capacity
- No lid
- Can tip over, or spill while carrying
- Smells if not emptied and rinsed regularly
- Too obvious when emptying outside / in the garden

2/10

i guess he lives alone in a secluded area

+ Socially acceptable
- Requires girlfriend, or mother to clean keep clean
- LEAVING THE COMPUTER
- Splashing noise / flushing noise (especially at night)
- Waste of water for piss only
- Waste of urine for plants and garden
- Normalfag-gotry
- Can't post timestamped piss bottles on Holla Forums or /r9k/
- Allows rats or small alligators to infiltrate house

1/10

+ can do the number 2
- can't bring into room
- heavy
- dirty lid is hard to open with feet
- may flood

- Seat up vs down cuck politics
- May see tampons / sanitary towels if female robot housemate

Literally shit tier

First time pissing in my room - I pissed in this jar and a coke can, it really put in perspective how much I piss.

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Cheaper than diapers.