Would you fuck me?

Would you fuck me?

Let's see your tits, cock, and a timestamp before we proceed, sir.

(^～^)~*mmm…maybe?*

BTFO

Hermione?

Yes.

Hismione?

No

Is that Hufflepuff?

I'm not into casuals cunt.

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I wanna see actual proof it has/had a dick

No

ITT: Sodomites who need to learn to sage.

Just post the dick already

Sorry.

open penis bb

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Dick pls

Only if you're 5'10+

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Well, the autism part is correct, anyway. I feel a little bad for him now.

i mean maybe, id be lying if id say i would try to, but if any human fucking stabbed me at any point, id probably fuck them. not immediately. but after there was plenty of lubrication on the gears so my mind and heart wouldn't just feel cold.

wewlad

Internauts?
Damn, this girl is more autism than I can handle.

I'll be honest, nicole. You could be pretty cute if you lost some weight/height. Your face isn't bad, but you wear too much makup, and the artificial hair color is unattractive to me.

You have a good body and a good bust though. Work on your self a little and you could be 8/10. Right now you're around a 5, and too tall.

Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 + 2 = 25 (11d3)if its not a trap

Yeah

I mean she isn't a top model but I'd still get drunk and go for that pussy if you ask me

OP you post Nicole so often, you're basically an avatarfag by now

she is so cute. I get the manface and >she meme, but she really is waifu material

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Who cares? How about her asshole? Is it bleached?

I wonder if (s)he's been BLACKED

Wouldyoufuckme?

Who the fuck actually cares about bleached assholes?

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no

I wouldn't fuck you, but I would fuck that autistic girl in the picture.

I honestly don't know how anyone could say no. She's an attractive girl. Probably has a nice vag that feels good around the cock. Would bang

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I need to turn this newly discovered creature into a gestation device.
It might save the planet.
Save the questions for later.

I do. I really do.

Nigger, how do you lose height?

You don't which is why Nicole is ugly forever!

Hello sweetie

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What's autistic about it? People keep saying she's autistic – how do you know she is?


How do you know how much makeup she's wearing?

You must be autistic as well.

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asuka, ritsuko, rei.

I've been with enough girls to know if they're wearing makup or not. Her entire face is covered in it, lipstick on, even her eyebrows are painted.

she's trying desperately to coverup those eye bags, but it's not working

But how do you know?


Can you tell me what features you see that indicate heavy makeup use?

lips are an un-natural color, face complexion looks like paint, eyebrows are painted black, eyelashes are painted black.

it's very obvious.

But why would she paint up her face like that if it's obvious?

holy fuck you must be retarded

not the guy you're responding to, but girls constantly smear themselves in makeup because societal standards have told them it's how they look beautiful and get stupid men to swoon over them.

…but wouldn't it be obvious that they don't look beautiful when they're caked in makeup?

Yes.

In the ass.

With a rolling pin.

You can borrow mine user. I would recommend a quality hot sauce as lube.

user pls, I need something that'll really stretch her out.

It's hard t fit a square peg in a round hole

Is that thing somehow specially designed to attract worms and beetles?

escaping the flood by the looks of things

This post gave me worms

what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

does it fucking matter you goddamn attention whore? most of the sodomites on this board would fuck a god damn tennis ball, is this really how you verify your worth?

You, or the guy in the photo?

Where did she say she was going to the beach?

Fuckers like you are why we have a manlet epidemic. Tall Mother=tall son.

it's a shitposting fad you retard, this happens everytime this thread is made

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This thread has been made more than once?

This is Holla Forums… of course it has!

I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard

If the ass is appealing, perhaps.

What's autistic about laughing at funny words?

Would you fuck off and die?

kill yourself fag

How does liking female asses make me a fag?

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sodomite

But she is female. She has a soft feminine face…

Nice dick

She should post feet at some point tbh


Nice chain posting.

samefag is cancer

Holy shit. It's true. 8/b/ is literally turning into 4/b/. What the fuck.

Ahaha nice one.

Leave.

I have never seen a chan more fucking butthurt about the existence of 4chan. Get over yourself.

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