What is he/she saying

what is he/she saying

"WHOTS WITH ALL THIS BIMBLIY WOLLY BOBBY KNOCKER MIIEEEELLLK HERE IN DIS AISLE YA FOOKIN WANKA BITCH!!!"

he: poor people take the food out of these shelves and pay them over there
q: by themselves?

what the fuck are we doing in the supermarket?

i'm afraid we are out of baby seal skins

"I need an enema kit for Phillip… what aisle is that in?"

Follow me to the security office, please. We need to search your handbag.

you can fuck off

Waitrose is jew

"..and that pig I fucked got turned into sausages"

Hugh Dennis?

fucking britcucks. just kill the royal family already

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Kill yourself

make me

This crap is used to feed…PEOPLE?!

what do you mean you're the queen? where the fuck is freddy mercury?

my lady, i'm terribly sorry, but unfortunately devouring your asshole is not on our list of services

Him: Its called Holla Forums. Its a little daunting for new users cause its so free but I think you'd really like it.
Her: why did you choose to finally come out as a nonce in the milk isle?

gas yourself

Elizabeth: "The peasants have been very uppity of late. Double the dose of fluoride, estrogen and GMOs in their slop."

Manservant: "Your Grace, are you sure?"

Elizabeth: "ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY ORDERS, SLAVE?!" (Slap)

british accents are really funny

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