This is the final week lads so now is the time to create and spread OC lad a mad man
Todays OC highlights
Vid related by MacDaddy
And Link to vid related by Based Mugabe
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Keep up the good work lads
DON'T FORGET ABOUT TONIGHTS QUESTION TIME ON @ 23:35
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bbc.co.uk
strawpoll.me
theguardian.com
en.wikipedia.org
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FIRST FOR ARE NIGE
THIRD FOR ALBERTO
SECOND FOR EVERYONE HAS TO MAKE ONE ITEM OF OC
Only OC I ever made
Fourth for
…fug, that's the original
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good luck on brexit lads
t murican
hahaha, I like to think you're a britpol regular and you use a proxy or flush IPs in order to write that each time
9th for FIGHTING BACK
if dubs then brexit 20 point lead
Good luck with Trump m8.
NEW BRIT/POL/ RULE LADS
In order to meet our June 23rd deadline of Brit/pol/ #1000, threads will now be considered over once they reach 650 posts. This means that it becomes fair game to make a new thread somewhere between 600 and 650 posts.
I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT LADS WE'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE SHITPOSTS BUT WE ARE GOING TO CAPTURE SOME OF THE MAGIC OF OLD BRIT/POL/
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE BRIT/POL/ GREAT AGAIN
Good, I was afraid that (((someone))) was intentionally dumbing us down until the threads became nothing but /politics/ tier shit posting.
I'm so glad I don't watch football, my dad and my colleagues at work look fucking finished.
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This tbh I want Thread 1000 to be on the 23rd
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more like cuck/pol/
If we hit 999 I vote we stay on 999 until 23rd
Here's another one.
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I have one week to draw my 1000 anniversary picture.
More than enough tbh, I already did under 5 hours once.
AKA
The female electorate is going to prevent Brexit from happening, right?
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ALSO REMINDER THAT CUCKCHAN BRIT/POL/ HAS ZOMBIEFIED AND STARTED AGAIN
SHITPOSTING ONLY HINDERS OUR QUALITY AND MAKES US LOOK WORSE THEN THOSE FAGGOTS
KEEP SHITPOSTING TO A MINIMUM
.t reformed Carswell shitposter
post lingerie you will make your British wife wear lads
OH SHIT FORGOT TO SPOILER
FROG NIGEL
PANIC
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I'm proud of you.
You're right, I saw it yesterday. Full of cancer yet Brexit threads left and right. At least they all seem to vote Out.
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We need shitposting at the moment lad, time is running out to hit that #1000th thread for the referendum
they've only started it up again because of the referendum, brit/pol/ has at least had a consistent presence here
IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE THE BUM BUM KING
YOU AREN'T THE BUM BUM KING
Glory hunters tbqh
Find me a game better than Quake or Doom. Pro-tip: you can't.
Thank you. Now learn the difference between 'then' and 'than'.
Doom2
Fallout 4.
REMINDER THAT SWANSEA IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A MASSIVE FAGGOT
Here's some OC I've made recently
At least try to keep the shitposting relevant to Brit/pol/
never mine were all adults here, well some of us anyway
mirror.co.uk
They fucked this up big time
OC incoming sixty days on MS paint
Noice.
Good luck, Brits.
We are counting on you, all of us proud Europeans on the continent.
t. non-country
Points 4, 5 & 6 are the only things islam has going for it. I agree with them on adultery too. Too bad the rest of it is dumb as fuck and you'd have to associate with shitskins.
Anybody else been keeping up with the Ramadan chimp outs?
Fucking hell…
LADS
does anyone have that Gords screen cap where user describes the first 10 minutes of a video? His dad is crazy/threatens to kill self/ etc
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo lads this is excellent.
Dutchfag passing trough!
GeenPeil just released a new vid:
Day 4, Battle of the Thames!
btw that poll at the bottom
IT'S OCCURING
Fuck off m8.
Comes under doom. Doom 3 was meh though.
Nah.
based
the EU is more of a shit sandwich
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Apparently Rolls Royce has subtely come out as Remainers.
First business who potentially has the power to swing public opinion I'm worried about tbh lads
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But he's right, if you shit post you're doing more harm than good.
The final boss has emerged
How many do you lads think have made it from Calais to Britain?
WEW
The bants is off the chain
I wouldn't worry about it tbh, nobody gives a fuck. The main issue is immigration and economy a very distant second reason.
The status quo and establishment is for staying in, the mos tunlikeable personalities represent staying in and for some of the most obnoxious and retarded reasons. We're coming out, the memes and will on our side are stronger.
Shit lads, dubs confirms - King Jew has deemed us a great enough threat to reveal himself.
Release the hounds
o shit
I think we'll be fine lad.
Godspeed, Britbongs.
Here, have this OC.
ROTHSCHILD
Praying that's the case lad, I just worry that it may convince the normies.
Metal Slug.
Solid, perhaps you could edit this?
THERE'S A STRANGE SPIRIT OF UNITY HERE LADS
THESE NEXT WEEK OR SO WE ARE ALL BRITONS
NEETS AND BULLIES UNITE
GOD FOR LIZZY, ENGLAND AND SAINT GEORGE TBH
This is
HUGE
Plz Farage, learn about this and call out this fucking kike. If anyone can turn the tide on this it's you.
I love how the Remain campaign is now finding itself the victim of a feelz assault. Richly deserved. Nothing but sympathy for the fisherman, though; cancer's a horrible way to go.
Dankjewel, Piet! Always liked you lads, honestly speaking.
Just remind them that a ton of manufacturer's have said they're fine with us leaving.
lets cool it with the anti semitic conspiracy theories lads
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Don't worry lad I've called 999 and the Shomrim are on their way.
CAST OUT THE MONEY LENDER FROM THE TEMPLE
A face that only a mother could love.
Rate my swag, lads.
I'm enjoying this. Next stop:
SPLENDID ISOLATION
I have family in Britain. I worry. One of my cousins is gay but he's in the academia world in Cambridge so he should be fine. I always feel absolute disgust when I see pictures now of the country with the seething masses of migrants who don't give a shit and compare it to the memories I have of the country a decade and a half ago.
Here's to the dream of Brexit. If you pull it off I'll even buy a whole crate of flakes to hand out in victory.
Why the hell is Enoch still considered a crazy loon by the media today?
He predicted everything that would come from multiculturalism and joining the EU almost to the letter and people still act as if he was inherently evil for voicing his concerns
That first one with the user review is very clever lad. Did you make that? Commendations to whoever did tbh
You know why.
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People back then overwhelmingly agreed with him lad, the approval ratings for his Rivers of Blood speech were astounding. Yet the media both then and now brushes this under the rug in an attempt to create a new narrative, the same thing they do with the 'Brits don't care about race and never have xD' thing they've been pushing on the BBC lately.
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Nigel looks better.
Who do you think owns the media?
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Not to mention the absolute whoppers told about the battle of cable street and the increased support for the BUF in the East End. Their lies are coming to an end, our children will have a future, even if they may have to bash a few paki skulls in for their generation.
he was right just look at king paki lording it around london and he's already failed to freeze the transport prices in london, one of the reasons lefty cucks voted for him for cheaper tube tickets
Does demoralization work on remainians?
I'm thinking we could explore that, OC wise.
Just cropped the video from the stream.
Wasn't on youtube so I uploaded it.
This moonman is bangin.
The liberal establishment worked pretty hard after '68 to demonise him, as did the Heath government once it was elected.
So, most people who can remember him being around and about will remember him as "le Rivers of Blood man" (despite him never having actually said that) and anybody younger than that will know him only as "the first racist politician".
It's insanely depressing, what history has done to Enoch. Someone can honestly be one of the most preeminent minds in their generation, and be consigned to hatred and contempt by future generations because of the manipulation of his speech by useful idiots.
Shit tier OC but may provide inspiration for higher talents
Is this any good?
Yes.
There's your problem.
They're probably the most susceptible to all types of propaganda, hence why they're Remain.
Who's ((((we))))?
It's really quite beautiful
He said he meant "One way tickets" because of course that's what everyone in London uses right it's not like I was purposely stretching the truth and made is sound like oyster card prices would stay the same (the thing that 90% of Londers use)
Excellent work, reminds me of a copy of Atlas Shrugged, which is appropriate
Alright lads have fun with QT, I'm going to bed
Noice.
He was a man who wanted to die for his country, in a sense, depressing it may be - he at least was able to make that sacrifice in terms of reputation rather than life.
It's on again?
He was in "Yorkshire" today Bradford to campaign for Remain. Fucking cretin.
yep it's a NI edition I think
The magic is real.
NORTHERN IRELAND DEBATE AT 10:50PM TONIGHT, NOT SURE IF WE WANT TO BOTHER BUT ITS HAPPENING ANYWAY
How about threads specifically for the night shift? They get made at 12:00 and then scrapped for a new one in the morning.
The ecstasy of knowing you've accomplished your life goal just before death. I can't imagine it.
Is Owen Jones still alive lads, ain't he killed himself yet?
Literally, too. He often talked about how he wished he had died in the Second World War, and how the true tale of his life was fighting for Britain in the 1940s, with his political career as a footnote to that story.
I can't think of a British politician that I've read about in the last fifty years that struck me as so simply devoted to his nation as Powell was.
That's a shit idea, some faggots will just bump old ones as well as new ones and get people mixed up on finding the threads.
he's in hiding since everyone pointed out he is the embodiment of safespace culture
Night shift threads hardly have any posts, woukdnt work
Out of the closet and into the casket?
"I should've died in the war" were his exact words.
Enoch was so hardcore he spent his entire youth fantasising about martyrdom for the Empire.
he hanged himself lad
ha
So I took the time to screen cap the ICM poll, lads. Lots of good shit in there. Take a look yourself at icmunlimited.com
EVERY SODOMITE SHOT ON SIGHT
The memes will it. Imagine the salt when we leave; the true colours of those "proud Brits" who just wanted to be stronger in will really show and they'll be knocked the fuck out like the commie bitches they are.
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What cartoons did you watch as a babby lads? Scooby Doo was my thing tbf
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Every sodomite set alight
I also made a Farage version.
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Is it gay to suck a cock lads?
the lefty chimpouts, tears and suicides will be worth it when we leave and trump becomes president
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"BBC North Ireland"
reeeeeeeeee its NORTHERN ireland
Whoever wins, we win.
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HERE WE FUCKING GO
looks rigged. Lefties can handle the redpilled polls that have came out about pakis
filmon.com
BBC POZ BOY NOLAN
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Top fucking kek. Love whoever made this tbh, oni-fam.
Neat.
tbh lads we norn iron people are pretty ugly
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He needs a captain's hat and a pipe tbh
DANIEL HANNAN IS HERE
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Does anyone have a picture documenting the events of the fake Labour accounts, such as tricking Louise Mensch into claiming they were real and getting in conversations with Labour social networking management?
That was probably the best thing brit/pol/ has ever done.
I've never seen so many people with the same face.
They look like pretty average folk to me lad.
That's k, lad; we love you munters and uggos all the same.
Dude, this evidence is golden, three percent said that they supported Islamic State. The fact that they risked imprisonment by saying this shows that this three percent respect us so little that they openly admit to supporting ISIS. That is nearly 100 000 Muslims living in the UK who support ISIS that are open about it. God knows how many others are out there that support them but won't say.
CLAIRE HANNA
This is the whore who wants to ban union jacks being flown on peoples private property. She also said "its 2016 Northern ireland can't stay undiverse for much longer"
Hannan is fucking destroying these Taigs
Would Captain Birdseye back Brexit, lads?
Fuck it I'll watch it in the background. Can't be worse than niggers rapping about the EU on Newsnight.
That table/chair height is fucked
Absolutely, just like Fireman Sam would.
EVERY POO PUSHER PUT IN A CAR CRUSHER
Claire "ban union jacks" Hanna is Norn Irons taig Emily Thornberry
No but I've got this.
He needs Nelsons hat lad.
maybe but be careful he did spend alot of time alone on a ship full of kids
Captain Birdseye has always been rather purturbed by EU restrictions lad. After losing his parrot in the great fish war with Iceland he's been rather extreme in his views tbh
If anybody missed it: bbc.co.uk
BBC NI has been so fucking pro EU the past campaign
Captain Birdseye trained a youth militia for this very scenario lad.
Also, wasn't all or most of that done by OnlyAustralian alone? It was amusing but can't really be claimed as a Brit/pol/ accomplishment tbh. Especially as he doesn't post here anymore.
Why the fuck is there someone sitting in the corner?
I kind of want to watch the two of them have a one-on-one debate out of sick interest.
TAIG BBC TRYING TO CRUSH HANNAN AND DUP
WE'RE LSING LADS
Yeah my niece has Muslim "friends" who she never sees outside of school. These people are just like (((them))) in the sense that they'll play the part but never actually commit to it.
SHIT IS BENNIE ON?
Yep, pretty much he controlled all the major accounts even if he didn't make all of the posters.
The one reason he's the trip I like.
do people actually like the bbc? seems like a retarded idea to me
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Is this fat fuck suppose to be a Dimbley stand in?
It was me. I did it today instead of my thesis
Fuck taigs
SMDH
He's not even being a host, hes fucking arguing for the remain side, putting forward their points, hes done more than the other 2 remain people.
Nope, he isn't. Unfortunately.
THIS FUCKING TABLE HEIGHT
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SMALL PEOPLE
oy vey shut it down
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I thought he was a Remain spokesman
The NI BBC is truly fucking garbage
You could see him getting angry at Hannan and Leave
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THIS FUCKING ANTI BRITISH, IRA SUPPORTING TAIG PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT BRITAIN
Good this FAT FUCK IS SO FUCKING BIASED
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Fuck me NI
FUCKING TAIGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THEY DIDN'T EVEN PUT A PARAGRAPH EXPLAINING THE 350 MILLION ON THE BUS
BBC NI is so fucking cucked
They push the Irish language everyday. They shill for diversity in ulster. They hate loyalists and love Sinn Fein.
This show is taiged as fuck
Where does the bloddy figure come from my lads?
Magnificent.
I've said it before, it's a stroke of genius
It wastes precious time quibbling over whether or not it's £250m or £350m
Meanwhile most people don't give a fuck, they'll remember the £350m and if they think it's less than they at least remember that it's in the hundreds of millions of pounds
lol the remain cuck didn't even bother to turn up to Belfast
Why is the fat cunt shilling for Remain if there's already 2 remainers
100 OUTTA 10, LAD
FIENIAN CUCKS BTFO
RUSSEL BRAND'S COCK IS VOTING IN. ARE YOU?
muh donlad trump
It's similar to Trump's media strategy; he gets them wasting time and resources on "correcting" things that are generally correct anyway.
MUH PUTIN
MUH DONALD TRUMP
Bloody hell lads what have I missed so far on irish QT?
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Sammy fights for you
Please, Russell's dick couldn't even vote itself into Katy Perry's vagina even when they were married.
Oi lads why is there an Englishman overseeing the debate like some sort of babysitter?
LMAO
Is it really a surprise? BBC Yorkshire had an old fella practically telling Boris that 'we poer eedjyts are alas trick'd by't toffs so wha should we trust Leave?'. I've never felt more patronised or spoken for since I was a child.
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Always personal attacks and muh feels and anecdotal evidence too.
Taigs have been taigin
MIDDLE CLASS WHITE MEN
LIKE TO INTERRUPT STRONK WIMMEN
You were right lad, its beautiful and i don't know how i never saw it before.
It was inevitable.
Fuckers always using grievance just like Scotland.
FUCKING TAIGS
QUINTS FOR BREXIT
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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FUGGGGG :DDDD
Let's see where they went:
IMMIGRATION OH BOY COME ON TAIGS
I thought Northern Ireland was based tbh
:^)
It's the BBC
It is but Taigs and the BBC aren't
You mispellefd Aberystwyth tbh
I say as I mis-spell spelled.
Wow he just blanked
i think that was the joke
It an amalgamation of Abersystwyth and Auschwitz
ILL TELL U Y
Fugg
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HERE HERE
Cadbury's chocolate is deliscious.
MUH NHS
Sammy "get the ethnics out" Wilson is rekting these taigs
YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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Is he having a stroke?
Wait is this fucking taig trying to have a pro "White Nationalist" View of the EU?
YOU FUCKING MAKE ME LAUGH
I have no idea what shes spinning, shes spewing bull tbh.
THIS FUCKING TAIG
Based user, tbh. Thanks for your hard work, guv.
WOG IN NORTHERN IRELAND
WHY IS THERE WOGS IN ULSTER???
SKILLED WORKERS FROM EUROPE WILL STILL COME HERE YOU FUCKING CUNTS YOU SAID YOURSELF OUR PEOPLE ARE GOING TO NON-EU COUNTRIES EASILY ENOUGH YOU DENSE CUNT
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Robert Mugabe here: I'm looking for recommendation for patriotic, stirring music that would suit a Farage Flotilla video. At the moment I'm leaning towards the Dam Busters Theme, but it's not that nautical really. So if you have any bright ideas let me know.
t. mugabe
Some good flotilla in between the ramblings
These irish folks seem to be talking out of their arse for the most part lads.
I want to be patient and hear them talk sense I'm sure some of it is sense tbh but they're boring me to tears.
PATRIOTS SHOUTING
Pomp and circumstance march
Just what I was looking for, thanks lad.
It's Japanese and not very long but I always founf this piece of music very compelling
Try See, the Conquering Hero Comes or ''Heart of Oak' (in embed)'.
BASED OLD MAN FAM
BASED LOYALIST GRANDDAD
WE CAN'T ADOPT OUR OWN CULTURE, FUCKING NU-MALE CUCK
If that image isn't representative of politics in this nation I don't know what is.
BASED OLD TAIG
ofc a fat nu-male hodor has to cuck it up
Lad no taig would ever be that based
HAHAHAHAA
Oh, if you go with Heart of Oak, you could use the part of the lyrics that go:
It pretty much sums up the Remain campaign.
the great escape theme because it was what they were playing there
youtube.com
I'm just kidding, but it is a good lighthearted shanty.
Of course we need a border
Something needs to keep the taigs out
You mean tomorrow lad.
Thursday is the new Sunday lad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You will hang from a lamppost soon, Campbell!!
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FUCKING DUBLIN TAIG
BUILD THAT WALL
hnnnnggggggg i'm getting potato fever
True Brit/pol/ has never been tried
qt
SHE'S FIT BUT GAS HER ANYWAY
WHAT ARE WE WATCHING LADS?
TRIGGERED
Taigs being taigs.
Dan Hannan in NI BBC debate:
hasn't he stormed off yet?
PHWOAR
I'd convert her to Brexit. If you know what i mean
FUCKING TAIG BINT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOTE
CHEERS CHAPS!
This Taig lass is being obtuse on purpose.
He should have compared it to the USSR.
TAIG CONFIRMED
MANLET DETECTED
hahha localism hahahah
I'd go into a political union with her tbh if you know what I mean
What is it with the left and adding "ism" to everything they want to pathologise?
REMINDER THAT IRELAND IS PROBABLY LESS THAN 70% IRISH
THE TAIGS HAVE GOT WHAT THEY WANTED
THEY'RE GOING TO BE ETHNICALLY REPLACED BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE FREE FROM THE BRITISH, RIGHT?
Kek Hanan wants to fucking kill these cucks
YEOOOOOOOO
Poor Dan looks like he's about to whip a shotgun out and gun everyone in the studio down.
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I think once he gets back into the office, he's going to storm to Nige's office and demand a week's worth of beer.
I wonder if they genuinely believe it was worth getting rid of that 0.01% of British aristocrats?
LADS
Isn't this fat fuck Tiag presenter a pedo that watched some kids in a swimming pool?
He has an injunction iirc
Naa
You see Hannan is the son of a full blooded taig
Hes just depressed he shares DNA with these cuckolds
Hes not a taig. Hes from the Branial.
Shame hes such a traitor
tfw having to eat the emergency rations you bought when the stock markets started collapsing because you're out of food and they'll go off if you don't.
Jesus, he looks like he's about to burst a vein.
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this is much more beautiful than the original painting
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This cunt is constantly drunk
Has anyone noticed how androgynous our teenagers are? It's freaking me out.
It worries me as well lad send help I'm one (19)
hes reading from notes is he a plant?
I hate the NHS so fucking much.
Sometimes I wish I was a politician so I could stand up on QT and say "fuck the NHS, it's a load of bollocks".
How can he be with a traitor?
FUCKING NU MALE
There's an insane amount of estrogen in the water because of bioaccumulation because of the pill
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fuck off taig cunt
She's basically a Taig Rosie O'Donnell.
Birth control.
So people can have more sterile sex.
Does brit pol agree with me now that taigs are a problem?
She wants to ban unionists from flying a union jack on their private property. She also said that "Northern Ireland can't go on in 2016 and not get diversity"
bbc.co.uk
Based Hawaii tbh lads
Do they have a problem with our Empire or something?
And does the estrogen then go into the water after the women piss it out? Surely there can't be a huge amount that goes in or is it incredibly difficult to remove oestrogen?
Tranny Potter
>still only 18
feels good
Pretty much every woman takes it nowadays so I think that's it.
Mental to think about.
That's where bio accumulation comes in lad.
You don't need a lot of this stuff to tip very fine balances in nature.
There are other substances that tamper with the endocrine system too.
Also this
Million million.
Don't forget leaching oestrogen from plastics and also the hormones being pumped in our food.
MORE THAN HALF WAY THERE ME BOIZ
What did she mean by that?
EU has regulations on food though, doesn't it? They want to scrap these though with TTIP. Do the regulations not encompass hormones fed to animals?
7 DAYS
LADS I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE ALL THIS HYPE
IMPORTANT QUESTION LADS PLEASE ANSWER
I ordered a shirt from leave.eu this morning, it didn't tell me the date it would get here but just "will arrive as soon as possible" I live in Scotland and I'm wondering what the chances of it arriving before June 23rd are?
Ozzy Osbourne's autobiography was the best thing that I've ever read.
I vaguely remember something about Gove mixing up what a billion meant ages ago talking about budgets or something tenuously related. Or it might have even been his predecessor. I think if so she was trying to call him stupid, unreliable, whatever.
did you pay for postage or was it included
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Lads, I haven't seen much of Roger Helmer recently, is he okay?
We truly live in disturbing times.
A lot of the hormones given to animals are so they produce milk or stop them from getting sick.
The EU doesn't enforce organic farming.
If people would learn to live with a bit less, like our ancestors we'd have an unparalleled quality of life.
This constant desire to consume what were essentially rarities back in the day is really fucking us up.
He won a tremendous victory in a debate on Sunday lad
£2 for postage aye.
OUT ARYAN EUROPEAN BRUDDERS
WHY WOULD WE VOTE TO LEAVE WHEN WE GET WHITE IMMIGRANTS LIKE THIS FINE WOMAN?=
My lefty mum is still unsure what to vote for in the referendum and said that she didn't trust either side and didn't know which side was correct. I actually had to explain to her that it wasn't like an exam where you have to choose the correct answer, it's about what you believe about this country. She honestly didn't even consider this. I'm not sure she's ever considered what she believes about this country and what Britain really means.
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How would we fix this, not eat milk or meat as often or something, a diet with more carbs or vegetables or something?
Lads why the fuck does bulling take so god damned much time lads?
I just want my brown boots to look nice for my grans funeral tomorrow tbh.
Having a smaller population would help and consuming a bit less.
It's really just because of the sheer amount of people that battery level farming is necessary.
probably around a week then
Confiding in us through complaint. It's going to be OK user. She's looking down on you with pride.
Lads, Important news. The Orlando shooter wasn't muslim, he was white, as you can see in this unedited photo.
IMPORTANT POLL
Thanks m80, just wish these fucking boots would bull though, I don't want to look scruffy when I'm bearing her coffin lad ;_;
Politically inactive people get on my nerves more than lefty liberals.
Is that unedited photo from Swedish news?
These people are spreading their memes so poorly, they've inverted into spreading OUR memes.
By the way, Reality check: They can still steal the election and might choose to do so as an "all in" play. That's the only way you lose within the confines of the law at this point. However, all real power springs from either the act, or the threat of violence.
The lad who thinks the Welsh are worse than taigs and jocks better explain himself.
for
Scots are shit, but if you think the welsh are better than the taigs, I think you need to put the sheep down.
Another washed up comedian who thinks that reading a couple of books on Marx makes him a political prodigy.
theguardian.com
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At least Russell Brand was humbled by his humiliation on national television.
This guy just bounced right back into the campaign.
Lads, I'm getting reckless
Yes
I know how you feel lad.
The opportunity to make a strawpoii rather than an uninteresting poll slipped my mind until I'd posted the link.
And we should encourage him to do so. How many more catastrophically embarrassing defeats can remain survive?
What happens if we remain lads?
What happens if MPs deny our vote like they threatened to do?
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Some more good Flotilla footage.
MMUMMY REEEEEE
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Switzerland officially gives the asses in Brussels the finger.
Good timing too, my little redcross-wearing Heidi-landers!
>>>/n/432268
His face was priceless during his humiliation.
Unfortunately (or fortunately ) I think that whilst Russell Brand is an egotist craving acceptance, Eddie is an egotist who's completely internalised his esteem.
It would be much better than a narrow victory for Remain.
Based Swiss.
Heidi-landers?
London-mayor pls. You're concern trolling is really just too much lel.
You… you want dystopia lad?
One of my gfs favorite books.
we all join na
Disgusting tbh lad, keep it all black and we won't look like kids going through an emo phase.
Needs a zipper for that one lad who likes pissing on kids.
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nah lad, all black has been done. We need something trademark. I'm open to suggestions
All black is done very well with the NA, though, it definitely suits the group.
Emo? I think more 'Punk' or wannabe Cyberpunk when I see them. Emo was short lived.
b-but it's not trademark, there's nothing to decipher NA from other activists.
He's non-existent lad.
BNP, NF, BF don't have a uniform, far-right nationalists should wear black and white (it'll also make the far-right look less divided and easier to join far-right groups together as we start to share a common goal).
I don't agree tbh lad, the far right is stagnant as fuck. Some red trousers would give a fresh bold image.
wot
Have you ever seen a mob of invisible men? Exactly. This is the fresh new image you need.
Fuck off back where you belong
Autist
Lads, those trousers look ugly as fuck and you'll be a laughing stock. Either go with full black or try to go for an actually imposing uniform e.g. biker jackets or military clothing.
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I'm more concerned with red trousers scaring away the more plain clothes person. I can't imagine some of the lads I know being willing to slip on red trousers.
no lad
autism tbh
im trying to be inventive here, help me out
Fucking jew potato nigger shit father figure kills family through being a massive failure cunt
Night lads, it's been a corker of a day
Night old chap.
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Keep it simple, all black is imposing and it looks dangerous and that's good. Focus on creating more NA suitable clothing. For example, t-shirts with the NA logo, jackets with the NA logo, button up shirts with the NA logo on the breast pocket. This mixed with flags and. lad, you're golden.
my suggestions are tongue-in-cheek tbh. But still, they need better uniforms and i'll join.
I just wish they picked and chose their members, they say that they're looking for university students that are intelligent to know about National Socialism but then they have a load of thugs who answer "well she looks white" when someone said "my daughter is half-black, would you kick her out of the country?" They need to be given proper education on National Socialism before going out on the streets and preaching it, saying that people who don't agree with them will be gassed is needlessly inflammatory as well.
Could you autists stop dressing like dragqueens when trying to take the uk back?
Just dress however the fuck you want
Let the kike wear the fucking concentrationcamp-uniforms don't wear them yourself you edgy blokes
also I suppose such a martialistic dresscode would really scare of those more moderate chaps that are quite necessary for every movement to gain influence on the mainstream
He's going full nkvd
The answer is two separate organisations in the same party, the NA with a uniform and street-force and their NS counter-part that give speeches at Universities, public spaces, do journalism and general politics in the party. Take a leaf out of Hitler's book since they idolise him so much.
No compromises. If you speak your mind others who agree with you will flock to your support. PR is for faggots.
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She didn't say half-black lad, she said 'mixed race' and from the look of it - it was a Hispanic mongrel.
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However I agree on him being a thick fucking thug, he's beset by nervous laughter whilst being berated by an old woman.
If you don't understand the power and usefulness of political uniforms you should stop posting lad.
OY VEY, YOU MUST BE RIGHT
Lads, I'm thinking about joining the TA any of you joined if so any advice?
They seem to be enjoying that… BEARBACK.
Second this, I was planning on joining soon.
W0t m8?
Aim for combat engineer lad.
How come, bro?
I don't want to fight for Israel in the middle east i just want to be trained to be able to fight for my country if needed also hopefully it will make life a bit more interesting.
Good pay, good skills, get to build shit and then blow it up.
All the skills you could need tbh lad.
I probably would lad got a lot of family history in there.
Same here lad.
I'm planning on just getting combat-training in, I also love trekking so I think it'll be great.
Nice man, are you regular or TA?
Started TA went to reg then m80, coming out soon though tbh.
So are my cousins funny enough, they're leaving one's already left.
SA, NA, TA…
this is all getting to be a bit much for me lads.
How do you keep track of them all?
Why leaving lad?
I'm not sure what to make of this lads, on one hand I can appreciate that women are more vulnerable. On the other it feels like they could've just said:
19 of 20 suicides are male.
How could we have saved the woman?
My cousin was a combat engineer, he lives a good life. Intelligent and built.
Because the mates I went in there with are ded m8, and seeing your friends die isn't nice fam.
WEW
LOL
Sorry lad
Also can you join the TA as an officer? Anything I should watch out for?
You'll dazzle someone with that projection lad, be careful.
Army's picky as fuck for a shrinking dying organisation.
It's alright lad don't worry about it.
Not your fault.
If you're a smart fucker they might cart you off to Sandhurst so you can become a Rupert.
You should feel very annoyed, lad, it's not focusing on the issue of men being homeless because being a man this does not matter.
That's terrible man, where did you tour? Did you see your mates die in person?
I can't imagine the army liking those sorts of officers very much though, am I right?
LADS, Omar "Dump a Mag in Every Fag" Mateen was in a couple of movies
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You're not a psychologist lad. I hope I cut deep.
Aye I did, and I'd rather not talk about it.
It was afghan though.
Sandhurst is an academy m8, think of it like a military uni.
You'd probably wind up in the regulars.
What has caused this Brexit surge in the last week?
Remain acting like tosspots tbh.
Fair enough, lad, you've done our country proud.
Goodnight, lads.
Why did you sign up to fight a pointless war in a land 3,600 miles away for a country/government that actively despises you and your race?
Izzard embarrassing the whole campaign on live television
The same reason everyone else does it.
To kill muslims.
Night lad.
Honestly? Lack of prospects at first, later came to like having structure in my life, the mates you make are real mates, and you learn a lot.
Plus you get to do some cool shit.
That was ust an added bonus but most of the time was actually spent just patrolling and sitting down with the locals "hearts and minds" bollocks.
When I was going round doing my interviews there was one particular company where they put about 5 of us in an empty cafeteria around a round table and left us there. (I bet they were monitoring us to see how good we were at social interaction.)
4 of us were 17/18 and visibly really nervous/pretty dorky and young.
The 5th guy was 21, charming, charismatic, confident everything. (it was partly the age difference I think but also the life experience)
Anyway though I'm talking to this 21 year old and I'm asking him why he wasn't applying for college sponsorship at a normal age like the rest of us, you know?
Turned out he'd actually had his heart set on a career in the military, gone to university and got a degree so he could get into Sandhurst but they turned him down.
What did they turn him down for? Fucking eczema.
I find it hard to believe just how picky the army can be sometimes.
The army wont like it if you don't cut your nails properly either mate.
If you tear them or chew them they'll go fucking mad on you because you destroy the cuticle and if your hands are fucked then you're fucked.
My uncle was asking me a couple months ago why I wasn't joining the royal navy.
Explaining that was like explaining father Christmas isn't real to a kid.
It was sad.
You don't even need a degree anymore only 3 D's at A-level smh tbh
Their standards serve a purpose, lad, the conditions some men are put under wouldn't be suited for someone with a condition.
It helps though lad.
Honestly if you wanted to be a pilot though the degree would help a lot.
Why not try the navy lad? Much more comfy than the army tbh lad, airforce even more so if you like air conditioning.
etc
Man I could go on and on about why I wouldn't join the navy.
Other than the prestige I honestly can't think of a single reason why I'd do it over the merchant marine.
Now that's not fair, you wouldn't be doing nothing.
You get given busy work like sweeping up puddles and painting, also bulling your boots, remaking your bed and doing maintenance on your rifle.
Not really thinking about a career in it just something for me to do at Uni and maybe make my days after Uni more exciting. Got any advice for getting into tip top shape?
Eat well, train hard.
It just takes dedication, most of your weightloss will come from diet.
I'll be sweeping up puddles and painting next year but at least when we stop off at port I can temporarily put my feet up and get pissed.
Then come home at the end of 4-6 months and tell my family about the wonders of going through Saudi customs or being sold tat by ragheads on the Suez.
Granddad worked offshore in the Persian gulf for a while after the cod wars.
Apparently, at least then in the 80s, the arabs would wipe their arse with one hand then eat with the other.
"Disgusting people" was what he called them I think.
You guitarfag?
Jesus Christ it's true.
Fucking savages man.
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How quickly is NA growing?
I don't know how long I can keep pretending I'm not a racist just to keep my job and a clear criminal record.
tbqh, toilet paper is really primitive and requires the import of wood to make. Personally I shower after every shit when I'm at home (which I always am) but some sort of Japanese toilet that polishes your anus with water jets would be really eco friendly and more hygenic.
Sorry m80, but you paper-itch goys are savages.
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Lads…
How is this sick filth allowed on Youtube?
Tsk, tsk
Enjoy your itchy rectum, William.
He really lost it after that Orlando event eh?
Who's going to be drunkposting with me tomorrow night?
What’s the occasion, lad?
He calls it toxic masculinity. And he wants it in his neghole.
Friday
I feel like I'm the only big drinker on Brit/pol/. Maybe others just keep it to themselves for morality's sake.
My favourite lefty buzzword.
Don't even know why. It's just so insane it makes me laff
I'll be drinking early, England match is on.
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Dick pic worked again lads
This time she's actually pretty fit
Lad, you're making your life worse
I hate muzzies so fucking much
Identity politics works, lada
I'm becoming normie, lad
It's the only way
What app is that and did you just open with a dick pic?
S-safe travels, lad
I have to seriously dumb myself down when conversing with normies.
I'm becoming better at hiding my power level though.
kik and yes
I subtly proposed it. She asked me for it.
Pretty immoral tbh
Thanks m8, I know the feel about having to become normie. You get to go on 8pol less and less as you get older and can't just lay around anymore (without ever increasing embarrassment)
Is kik good do you use your real pic on it?
did no one ever here start as a normie and withdraw from society?
Yes, normie until about 22/23 when my drinking escalated. Lived in front of my computer ever since. I feel bad for the really young NEETS that still live with their parents.
Degenerate lad
Yeah, i started being autistic at about 16
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Reminds me of the numerous lefties claiming the pound has dropped. They have no clue whatsoever.
Kek, remember this guy?
the thing that made me drop out from society in my late teens was when social media got big
people started to become hyper aware of themselves and narcissistic
maybe its not so bad for 20 somethings but i wouldn't know!
Facebook came out in around 2006, so it's been big for a decade now..
ive been a NEET for a long time
I feel like fucking shit lads and I don't know who the hell I can talk to about it. The thing that's bothering me is unbelievably stupid and embarrassing (especially for a grown man), I'm completely lost.
Get it out lad, does it have anything to do with a woman or infidelity?
Here's the normie abridged version of my 'Tower of Babel' doco that some of ya might remember, meant to upload it sooner but I've been having some technical difficulties.
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>tfw if remain you'll go on a killing spree
Fixed lad.
ill go on a pill scoffing spree before jumping off a skyscraper
calm down lad
Haven't fapped in 3 days, lads.
Fuck off.
Just fapped before breakfast lad.
The bookmakers say 60% in favor of staying.
How fucked are we ?
Switzerland withdraws longstanding application to join EU
THE EDIFICE COMES CRUMBLING DOWN
OSBORNE TO ISSUE STATEMENT ON HOW THE SWISS ECONOMY WILL NOW CRASH AND BURN
If the referendum was today, we'd be fucked. But luckily we've still got time turn those odds around.
Hopefully they put Eddie Izzard on the BBC again, that would probably be enough to swing it.
Even better, we've got Bob "Why won't the working class fuck off" Geldof on QT tonight.
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Plenty comfy, guys. Come join us for some varied British accents.
Might as well just come out for Remain you pathetic shit.
It's like you don't even want to shout Napoleonic commands at people.
Soon (tm)
what's the best proxy to run lads?
qt English lass
she has a jewish nose
she was so annoying, is she lived in Britain for 14 years paying taxes, and being here legally she qualifies for British naturalisation after 6 years.
She obviously doesn't love Britain, and doesn't care about it. This should be a standard response to people who say this type of shit, as she did.
Looks WHite to me.
I saw him live on his Standup For Europe thing. It was absolute shit.
SHUT UP
It was a priceless moment. Hopefully today's QT will be as good as the last week's one.
This is some RARE FARAGE.
vpn, i have pia
She's a taig, unfortunately. This was from the EU Referendum Debate in Northern Ireland last night.
You pay for private internet?
At the beginning of the week they were saying the percentage was in the high 70's. Other than a small blip yesterday it keeps dropping.
Two new polls are due today and if they go our way I expect it to be closer to 50/50 by tonight,
about £25 a year, works really well
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We in UKIP are today launching the biggest advertising campaign in our history to get our country out of the EU.
Latest phone polls collated yesterday by Ipsos MORI show that Remain is six points behind Leave.
Brexit poll: 'Most Brits DO want to leave,' with just a week until EU referendum vote
Corroborating article from The Independent:
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Making a video of PUNISHED CAMERON that I'll release if we Brexit. There'll be a collage of smug faces in the background, who should I include?
Mosley, Enoch, Moggy, Hannan, Nuttal, Farage.
that's fine too
The queen and Prince Phil
7 days left, and we are on edition 960.
we need to post moar
Didn't you hear, all threads now end at 650
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if we're not into 4 figures then it means BREMAIN will win
shut the fuck up you simple cunt why would you try and curse it like that
We need to post more.
All aboard the Brexit train!
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COMPARE
''The sky is white from east to west,
And bright the day will break;
It lies to me that life is best,
And hearing I awake.''
-Enoch Powell
''I once knew a turkey called…….. Turkey
He said "Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?",
I said "I am not too sure turkey
But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash'.''
-Benny Z.
Don't you just love immigrants enriching British culture?
HM the Queen is really a master of the face of subtle disgust.
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Still significantly better than this cunt, tbh.
"Lyrics":
Wen mi jus come to Landan toun
Mi use to work pan di andahgroun
But workin pan di andahgroun
Yu dont get fi know your way around
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no runnin whey fram it
Mi get a lickle jab in a bih otell
An awftah a while, mi woz doin quite well
Dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah
But wen mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
No baddah try fi hide fram it
Wen dem gi you di lickle wage packit
Fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit
Yu haffi struggle fi mek ens meet
An wen yu goh a yu bed yu jus cant sleep
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
A noh lie mi a tell, a true
Mi use to work dig ditch wen it cowl noh bitch
Mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool
Den awftah a while mi jus stap dhu ovahtime
Den awftah a while mi jus phu dung mi tool
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Yu haffi know how fi survive in it
Well mi dhu day wok an mi dhu nite wok
Mi dhu clean wok an mi dhu dutty wok
Dem seh dat black man is very lazy
But if yu si how mi wok yu woulda sey mi crazy
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Yu bettah face up to it
Dem a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly
Inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry
Fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah
Now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no runnin whey fram it
Mi know dem have work, work in abundant
Yet still, dem mek mi redundant
Now, at fifty-five mi gettin quite ol
Yet still, dem sen mi fi goh draw dole
Inglan is a bitch
Deres no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
Is whey wi a goh dhu bout it?
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I don't know about that top bloke, Enoch sounds like some sort of jerry name, but our chap Benny sounds quintessentially British.
Lads, UEFA threatening to kick us out of the Euros and that, if they do could we see a football equivalent to Brexit? EPL is the most watched league in the world, if we left UEFA we could be absolutely fine tbh, and wouldn't it be great to fuck off those horrible Eurocunts even more.
Guess I will go to work with no sleep. Will call in sick if Remain wins
we need to step up our efforts, but not just pad it out with nonsensical crap
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there are no brakes on the brexit train
I'm working on a festival for the 23rd and 24th, I'm quite fucked off that I won't be here to shitpost all night with you all for the biggest event in our lives.
Legit though if we do remain I will quit my job and go wander around the world instead. I can't live and work for a country that has betrayed me.
and Phillip is the master of non subtle disgust
Lads we need to be getting through 5.7 threads per day if BREXIT is to succeed
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That's 4292 posts per day
lefty/pol/ go home
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As long as we've got nightly debates, we could hit 999 by 23rd, I think. Tonight's QT is probably going to take up 2 to 2.5 threads.
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Get on the Brexit Bus!
France: England fans laugh as they fling money at migrant children in Lille
The really exciting news is that Scotland is more leave than we'd all thought. I bet London will be a cesspool of remain when the results are in.
Who's on it? No Farage I presume.
Are the majority of Londoners even allowed to vote?
Are Nige looking good there, and Coburn looking strangely smarter than usual.
TOP BANTZ
Now if only we could refocus their attention from footie to Blighty.
they could have at least used fishing catapults
No Farage tonight after he killed it last week and Izzard got slaughtered, but there's Bob "Why Won't You Working Class Lot Fuck Off" (((Geldof))).
If you have low levels of body fat the effects will be almost negligible
like less then 12%
This vote will only work now
10 years down the line and there will be too many lefties and pakis diluting the patriotic vote
Someone at the UKIP Ad Desk must be taking tips from Holla Forums.
fuckin class lad
also morning folks
Someone take the eu flag and switch the stars to "star of david"s.
as a jock cunt i can honestly say i hope the EU burns to the fucking ground
we have our differences england but we can solve them after this, this is MORE IMPORTANT
On it, give me five minutes.
EU probably won't exist in 10 years either way
Looks good
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tbh the thing I'm most bothered by is her eyebrows
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Fixed for spelling and missing hashtags.
EH WHITEBOI
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Truly horrific.
Carswell would be crying
Bastards. They're way more likely to get council housing and charitable accommodation than the homeless whites in London and many of the "homeless" in London aren't homeless anyway. Got burned badly once when trying to help one of those fuckers.
They're 100% more likely to get council housing; the council refused me, yet the queues downstairs to collect benefits was entirely ragheads.
UT rulez
Quake sux
Doom sux
1 week til they attack us for telling the truth that begins the fall of the EU.
"homeless" means no permanent abode but still sleeping indoors at shelters or b&b
"rough sleepers" is the term for people sleeping outside
Utterly shameful. I can only imagine when Sadiq begins to evict white Londoners to make room for his relations.
Ah, ok. Funnily enough, I've never made that distinction in my life. Does the Met classify them as such too?
FRESH THREAD
too early lad, you can't cheat the gods in the quest to get to 1000
#1000 just wont come in time for the vote
you all need to accept this
Owen knows that not all muslims hate gay people, since many of them have passionately assfucked him.
oy vey, stop exposing the jew!
Izzard if the vote is to leave…
Happening
Labour MP Jo Cox ‘injured in shooting’
Kik's hit and miss.
I usually start the conversation elsewhere then move onto kik.
I don't use my real picture on it, no.