I have a qt grill coming at my place soon will make her dinner and then we watch a movie i hope we get something while...

The perfect kino to trick qt grills into thinking that there's something deep beneath that facade of autism. Romantic without awkward sex scenes and cheesy dialogue. Aesthetically pleasing without being pretentious. Engaging yet its pace provides sufficient opportunities for making out sessions.

Crazy Stupid Love

what did he mean by this?

I watched Conan the Barbarian with my wife on our first 'apartment' date.

I think you got to tell us a bit about the grill. Is she a geek? An airhead? A girly girl? A kino-obsessed auteru?

I never before heard of a black man named Conan

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Try watching some Tarkovsky and having a discussion about it afterword with your dog. That's what watching a movie with a woman is like. Just put on some popcorn flick. We all know "she" doesn't exist anyway user, you wouldn't be here if you had a healthy social life.

fuck is this shit

It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulses that could give the name of the fair sex to that under-sized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race; for the whole beauty of the sex is bound up with this impulse. Instead of calling them beautiful, there would be more warrant for describing women as the un-aesthetic sex. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art, have they really and truly any sense or susceptibility; it is a mere mockery if they make a pretence of it in order to assist their endeavor to please. Hence, as a result of this, they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything; and the reason of it seems to me to be as follows. A man tries to acquire direct mastery over things, either by understanding them, or by forcing them to do his will. But a woman is always and everywhere reduced to obtaining this mastery indirectly, namely, through a man; and whatever direct mastery she may have is entirely confined to him. And so it lies in woman's nature to look upon everything only as a means for conquering man; and if she takes an interest in anything else, it is simulated–a mere roundabout way of gaining her ends by coquetry, and feigning what she does not feel. Hence, even Rousseau declared: Women have, in general, no love for any art; they have no proper knowledge of any; and they have no genius

No one who sees at all below the surface can have failed to remark the same thing. You need only observe the kind of attention women bestow upon a concert, an opera, or a play–the childish simplicity, for example, with which they keep on chattering during the finest passages in the greatest masterpieces. If it is true that the Greeks excluded women from their theatres they were quite right in what they did; at any rate you would have been able to hear what was said upon the stage. In our day, besides, or in lieu of saying, Let a woman keep silence in the church, it would be much to the point to say Let a woman keep silence in the theatre. This might, perhaps, be put up in big letters on the curtain.

And you cannot expect anything else of women if you consider that the most distinguished intellects among the whole sex have never managed to produce a single achievement in the fine arts that is really great, genuine, and original; or given to the world any work of permanent value in any sphere. This is most strikingly shown in regard to painting, where mastery of technique is at least as much within their power as within ours–and hence they are diligent in cultivating it; but still, they have not a single great painting to boast of, just because they are deficient in that objectivity of mind which is so directly indispensable in painting. They never get beyond a subjective point of view. It is quite in keeping with this that ordinary women have no real susceptibility for art at all; for Nature proceeds in strict sequence–non facit saltum. And Huarte[4] in his Examen de ingenios para las scienzias–a book which has been famous for three hundred years–denies women the possession of all the higher faculties. The case is not altered by particular and partial exceptions; taken as a whole, women are, and remain, thorough-going Philistines, and quite incurable. Hence, with that absurd arrangement which allows them to share the rank and title of their husbands they are a constant stimulus to his ignoble ambitions. And, further, it is just because they are Philistines that modern society, where they take the lead and set the tone, is in such a bad way.

tldr

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It's a copypasta arguing that fucking men's asses is kino.

Watch the prequels. Then tell her about the dangers of sand.

She is a shy qt girllooks too clean to even think sexually about her, young and smart….I don't actually know much of her because doesn't speak much and I usually dont care of 3DPD She don't crack jokes that I know of but every time at flight school she is next to me laughing at my black afroamerican humor so I guess she likes it.

I know, but if nothing works out I at least watch a good movie. Otherwise what chick flick I can pick that isn't corny and awkward?

Will keep it in mind I like it a lot

It's not healthy but is there a little. Even flicks are an ok choose but still have to think of one to pick

I burst out laughing at that part when I first saw this movie.

Jo Prestia wasn't actually originally cast in Irréversible. Rumor has it that at some point during the shoot he randomly wandered onto the Paris set whereby he savagely attacked the transsexual actor Jara-Millo, then proceeded to forcibly sodomize lead actress Monica Bellucci while screaming obscenities at her. Gaspar Noé, having the deft touch and artistic integrity that he does, kept the cameras rolling and was able to capture most of the footage. They even made some adjustments to the original story in order to work the harrowing footage into the film.

You're either a nigger, or you're making fun of niggers.
In case of the previous: kill yourself and her in a murder-suicide, you filthy disgusting nigger.
In case of the latter: red-pilled 3d Aryan waifu, investigate her past and if no major warning signs, put a ring on it.

Is she white? Can I come and watch?

meme answer but drive

It's not shit, but to a pleb it's not interesting. you can watch it for a while and be interested but plebs will get bored quickly. she will then want to do something while watching it, i.e. cuddle or fuck etc.

shagged my first real girl because of drive. thank you based Holla Forums

She is a jap, and I'm white….have you got your pills today uncle Holla Forums?

Does she have a feminine penis?

Get out.

So put on Shaft and you'll have little yellow fishead eater children in no time.

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Watch Legend

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Pear Harbor

HATE SAND

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watch some porn

Is the factuality of the factual facts what makes this so kino?

If you want her to fuck you, watch a horror movie. Watch something like Alien.

Horror movies make women feel scared, which means they'll want to be protected, which is where you come in.

Nanking never happened, but it should have.

every good man needs some sort of comfort

In that case, Boku no Piko.

Kill yourself in front of her, it would be pure kino.

Just make her dinner and don't even bother watching a movie.

don't. even if she says she's on the pill, just don't.

Fuck off

I actually would like to fuck her but I always want to hand hold, pat her head and cuddle till we fall asleep soooooo

Not gonna post pics of her user. She is cute tho

Show her a japanese film called Audition from 1999. It's a sweet romcom about a widower tv producer setting up a casting for a fake show he's supposedly making, only to try and find a new wife among the actresses he auditions.

Perfect movie for Grills. Be sure to DL the director's cut

If she's a jap just watch some Miyazaki. Nothing too obvious like Totoro or Spirited Away, go with Tales from Earth Sea or something similar. You get points for; Japanese film, normal enough that you won't seem autistic and it has a cute art style.

Serious answers:

Braveheart
Phantom of the Opera
Benny & Joon
I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

The first two universally work on every single girl I've ever watched them with. One girl got angry that Wallace fucked the French princess, but she was still turned on the whole film.

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I'm just trying to get a nigger laid, not recommend good kino. He's watching it with a girl don't forget

Chocolat